Religion is like a Penis 2015-01-02, 14:32:12 i oftenly witness some people said Religion is like a Penis .so , i make some Conclusions ;1. Religion can be judged by the Stiffness 2. Pray = Viagra3. People that living from religion = Bitches4. Fundamentalist = pimps5. People that loves to Learn religion but never socialize = impotent /frigid6. Religion expert = Playboy7. jihad = Premature ejaculation 8. Bigotry / zealotry = sex diseases9. Self-righteousness = mansturbation 10. etc
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #1 – 2015-01-02, 15:42:21 Religion sure does turn some people into huge dicks
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #3 – 2015-01-02, 20:04:40 Uuuhhhhhmmmm.... It sure does get shoved down people's throats.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #5 – 2015-01-03, 07:03:56 And the same "principle" can be used for Atheists although this is ridiculous thread. you need to get out in the fresh air more.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #6 – 2015-01-03, 07:46:38 Sounds like this is going to lead to a size contest.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #8 – 2015-01-03, 10:14:19 Quote from: Sparta on 2015-01-02, 14:32:12i oftenly witness some people said Religion is like a Penis .It's a first for me. That aside, I can't think of a single good argument against public nudity, and when atheists like myself say that religion is a private affair we don't mean it should be kept within the confines of your house.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #9 – 2015-01-03, 10:48:38 Do we have a thread on atheism? I don't believe in God, god, or gods. Am I an atheist or an agnostic? How about "What's Up With Up With Atheists? " And, no, I'm not opening it. If there's already one, I'll open another. I'm good at opening threads that already exist. Did it recently and got caught immediately. Oops! Did a quick search and found the one you opened.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #10 – 2015-01-03, 16:48:41 Such a funny thread... To me, it seems the other way round, that penis are like a religion for many people.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #11 – 2015-01-03, 16:56:05 Either way they get a big head over it.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #13 – 2015-01-03, 18:59:41 A connection with the G-spot should never be forced. A deep and profound experience can't be achieved by everyone. You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #14 – 2015-01-03, 19:02:38 Quote from: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 18:59:41You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.Speaks the voice of experience....
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #15 – 2015-01-03, 19:10:06 Quote from: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 18:59:41A connection with the G-spot should never be forced. A deep and profound experience can't be achieved by everyone. You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.Need a cigarette after reading that.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #16 – 2015-01-03, 19:15:10 I wasn't sure if it wood resonate. Sometimes my delivery can be a little stiff.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #17 – 2015-01-03, 19:20:23 Quote from: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 19:15:10 I wasn't sure if it wood resonate. Sometimes my delivery can be a little stiff. I'm speechless.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #18 – 2015-01-03, 20:18:46 This is getting less about religion and more about penises with every post.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #19 – 2015-01-03, 20:38:54 Nonsense. I just don't think you put it in people's faces to make them come. That's instead selfish. :pokerface:
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #20 – 2015-01-04, 02:07:33 And that last comment epitomises the mindset of those who ridicule others! This thread is becoming an example of kindergarten minds.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #21 – 2015-01-04, 03:25:05 Get your panties out of a wad and get a sense of humor.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #23 – 2015-01-07, 04:51:57 If you are real woman "Mandi" heaven help the child. Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians.
Re: Religion is like a Penis Reply #24 – 2015-01-07, 07:58:53 Quote from: rjhowie on 2015-01-07, 04:51:57Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. Even if it was true it would still beat the crap out of having none at all
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