Re: What's Going On In Russia?
Reply #64 –
OK, I admit it. I want to control the world. But, you know how it is.
1. You just can't get good evil henchmen these days. Back in the days of Goldfinger, he had a couple of henchmen that could get the job done. These days-- not so much.
2. That #@%%^^ 007 always cuts in, takes my beautiful temptress girlfriend, and even seems able to persuade my feline companion to turn.
3. Underground hideaways aren't as cheap as they used to be.
4. Ditto the high-tech equipment. Used to be, you could skate by on 1 gigabyte hard-drives, maybe half that in RAM and everything vital could be stored on a couple of floppies. No more, now if you want a decent Evil Mastermind set-up you have to spring for a couple of Cray computers-- and that's just entry level.
5. I'll need a more impressive Evil Mastermind vehicle. Face it, a beat-up 1998 Chevy van won't even make it for selling candy to unsuspecting kids, much less trying to take over the world in it.
Well, I and my evil henchman-- yes, at the moment there's just one-- will have to work on it. Mwa-hahahaha!