Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #575 – 2015-05-31, 20:47:21 A: Only if it's with a smash hitQ: Is there a picture, anywhere, of God smiling?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #576 – 2015-06-01, 20:15:31 A. Yes. It's in HeavenQ. Should currency be edible?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #577 – 2015-06-01, 21:20:59 A. Only if well done.Q. Is Putin your best friend?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #578 – 2015-06-02, 19:07:31 A. No Putin is his own best friendQ. Why do cats swim doing the dog paddle?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #579 – 2015-06-02, 23:42:57 A: Any thing else would be catastrophic.Q: Who first realised that basil is edible?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #580 – 2015-06-07, 03:17:32 A: Err...an Indian shaman, when he decided to eat the basil that he use for medicine because he was hungry. Q: Why do teenagers nowadays insist on having an expensive iPhone when their parents barely have enough money for groceries?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #581 – 2015-06-07, 04:10:47 A: Because this generation of teenagers, unlike ours, have no redeeming features.Q: Why is it illegal to smack an annoying teenager in the chops?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #582 – 2015-06-07, 09:04:06 A: It is not illegalQ: What is your favourite prison?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #583 – 2015-06-09, 04:27:06 A: Alcatraz, because Clint Eastwood escaped from that prison in a movie. Q: What would you do if you found a bag stacked with $1 million in cash?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #584 – 2015-06-10, 00:37:30 A: Count it, and then pay someone to put Mr. Eastwood back into Alcatraz.Q: How big is a bag of cash worth a million dollars?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #585 – 2015-06-10, 12:31:05 A: About twice as big as a thousand dollars.Q: How do you punch holes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #586 – 2015-06-13, 19:54:01 A. It's no problem if you know the drillQ. Are Polar Bears magnetic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #587 – 2015-06-13, 20:09:26 A: Yes, insofar as opposites attract.Q: What do Grizzly Bears grizzle about?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #588 – 2015-06-13, 20:23:30 A. Mostly about their diet, Campers pick too many berries and have too much fat nowadays to be a suitable substitute.Q. Are wobbly knees a sign of vertigo?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #589 – 2015-06-16, 08:23:01 A. No, vertigo is a Spanish dance.Q. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #590 – 2015-06-20, 18:49:31 A: Its the title of a book.Q: What does a fundamentalist astronomer do for kicks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #591 – 2015-06-21, 03:10:37 A: By playing the classic Space Invaders game. Q: What type of medicine does Dracula take?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #592 – 2015-06-22, 21:59:56 A: Blood thinners.B. Why do women wear bras?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #593 – 2015-06-27, 17:12:25 A: They are up-lifting and make them feel betterQ:Why are elephants bigger than mice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #594 – 2015-06-27, 21:42:40 A: Because all attempts so far to breed one-inch-tall mahouts have met with failure.Q: Who invented the narwhal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #595 – 2015-07-06, 09:55:36 A: Someone with a sense of humour, if you get the pointQ: Is there such a thing as a weed-eating flower?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #596 – 2015-07-06, 19:57:45 A: My cow, Daisy, eats thistles.Q: Why do we name females after flowers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #597 – 2015-07-07, 17:38:29 A: It's all to do with pollination.Q: Why don't chins go bald?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #598 – 2015-07-07, 20:19:08 A: They do. My neighbour, Lee Chin, is bald as a billiard ball and about as good-looking.Q: Why do women find me irresistible?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #599 – 2015-07-08, 07:01:51 Q: Women are not always rational creaturesA: Do a person's ashes contain their soul? Last Edit: 2015-07-09, 16:36:36 by string