Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #525 – 2015-03-02, 16:01:16 A: Smoke lot's of weed and then jump.Q: How do you put a ship in a bottle?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #526 – 2015-03-03, 06:50:24 Through the bottleneck. How else?How do you ship something by rail?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #527 – 2015-03-03, 09:17:11 A On a train ferryQ Why do roundabouts not rotate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #528 – 2015-03-03, 11:58:05 A: They actually do, but only when you're not looking.Q: How do you eat an almond?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #529 – 2015-03-03, 19:35:21 A: Coated in chocolate.Q: Have you considered a career in politics?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #530 – 2015-03-06, 05:29:46 A: Yes, unfortunately I failed in my Public Dishonesty requirement test. Q: What did Obama said when he heard that Madonna is running for the next Presidential election?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #531 – 2015-03-06, 11:18:35 A Yes she canQ Why is the Moon not orange?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #532 – 2015-03-06, 19:58:48 A:Q: Did the blackbird develop an addiction to maid's noses?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #533 – 2015-03-07, 10:51:30 A Of course - that is why a nose is called a peckerB Why do Americans talk dirty (see above)?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #534 – 2015-03-15, 03:43:33 A: Err...because some Americans think it is part of what is called Freedom of Speech.Q: Why do socks get smelly after you wear them so many times?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #535 – 2015-03-15, 04:35:06 A: So that strangers will talk to me in the street. I have made some interesting friends this way.Q:Why is the left sock less smelly than the right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #536 – 2015-03-15, 09:37:29 A: Because right socks think it's right to smell more.Q: How many Wasas does a Swede eat?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #537 – 2015-03-18, 21:01:50 A: They eat until there is nothing left to put on top, the Wasa being essentially an edible plateQ: How many swedes does a Wassa tribesman eat?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #538 – 2015-03-18, 21:34:23 A: As the question itself says, 21 Swedish boys and 20 Swedish girls.Q: Why doesn't a flashlight flash?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #539 – 2015-03-18, 22:27:09 A: Mine does.Q: Is a cigarette lighter than a match?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #540 – 2015-03-19, 10:53:51 A: Don't say things like that out loud, otherwise the matches will go on strike.Q: Why won't the tax people accept my return when I write it in invisible ink?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #541 – 2015-03-19, 12:42:09 A: They're Chinese and can't read English.Q: How do you operate a puppet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #542 – 2015-03-19, 14:14:22 A: I don't. I can get someone else to do it for me, just by pulling a few strings.Q: What is the pong in ping-pong?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #543 – 2015-03-19, 15:26:55 A: A Chinese mispronunciation of "bong". Ping is the sound you make when you get baked.Q: What does a phone dream of when it's sleeping?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #544 – 2015-03-20, 04:13:49 A: All sorts of ringtones. Q: What does a male cow say to a female cow before mating?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #545 – 2015-03-20, 04:41:05 A: The usual bullshit.Q: If not, why not?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #546 – 2015-03-20, 20:42:25 A: Ask not why, but when?Q: Can light go backwards?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #547 – 2015-03-20, 22:30:08 A: Only when you scare it.Q: Can a GPS position on Jupiter or Mars?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #548 – 2015-03-21, 04:49:09 A: Yes, but you'll have to install your GPS in Kirk's Starship Enterprise. Q: How come there's no mouse flavored cat food?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #549 – 2015-03-24, 20:43:55 A: They do, I had some last week in my fish curryB: Does a stick insect have a usb connector?
Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Read 151382 times)
