Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #500 – 2014-11-14, 17:43:05 A No, not Robin, he's far too chicken.Q Which is the better spectator sport and why,watching the world go by or sleep walking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #501 – 2014-11-21, 14:31:18 A: Watching the world go by while sleep walking. Try it yourself then you will know why.Q: What is the point of selfies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #502 – 2014-11-21, 15:44:12 A: To capture the image of that creepy Japanese girl who's always hanging out in your shadow.Q: Why do rats like avocado?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #503 – 2014-11-21, 19:28:19 The seeds don't get caught between their teeth.If not us, then who?If not now, when?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #504 – 2014-11-21, 19:40:34 A: The cows __ when they come home.Q: Which dance would best suit a jelly fish?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #505 – 2014-12-06, 13:48:58 A: The limbo. No matter how low the limbo bar is, the jellyfish just slithers under it.Q: How would you know if you ran out of invisible ink?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #506 – 2014-12-07, 04:17:33 A: When everything that I write becomes visible instead of invisible.Q Why do people passing by like to peek at my apartment when my front door is open?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #507 – 2014-12-07, 04:35:59 They know that everything about your life is more interesting than theirs.could you pass an empty can on the footpath without kicking it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #508 – 2014-12-07, 16:05:38 A: Certainly, as an ex rugby player I could pick it up and pass it by handQ: Why don't passport photos show you as you would like them to show you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #509 – 2014-12-08, 23:57:38 Mine do. I WANT to look like a human/frog hybrid.Why do no wedding photographs look happy? Have all the participants just become aware of what a dreadful thing they have just done?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #510 – 2014-12-28, 15:23:20 A: They've been told to look happy.Q: Why do repeat TV shows not wear beyond use?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #511 – 2015-01-03, 15:13:47 A: They do. But because they are so embedded in our brain, we never notice.Q: What can you use your Xmas stocking for, in the remainder of the year?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #512 – 2015-01-04, 03:45:04 A: Stuff it with old socks that you no longer use. Q: Why does a policeman always wear a hat or a helmet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #513 – 2015-01-11, 09:48:19 A: It is somewhere to fix his CTV CameraQ: Do spider webs have broadband?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #514 – 2015-01-11, 10:36:00 A: Spider fiber offers significantly better speeds than broadband.Q: Do vampires drink orange juice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #515 – 2015-01-11, 11:02:24 A: In Bloody Marys.Q: Has the time come?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #516 – 2015-01-16, 14:17:39 A: It's been and gone. It was well advertised, don't know how you missed it.Q: What exactly is "the right price"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #517 – 2015-01-18, 14:55:18 A: 60% of what you're prepared to pay.Q: Was Red Riding Hood in a Communist Mafia?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #518 – 2015-02-08, 15:17:24 A: Yes, but she got kicked out as she was too red, even for them.Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #519 – 2015-02-09, 13:27:02 A: Fairytail, Q: If a magician uses magic, is he cheating?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #520 – 2015-02-28, 05:40:05 A: No, he cheats when he uses tricks instead of magic. Q: Why do people throw up at a bus stop?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #521 – 2015-02-28, 08:43:51 A: They smell someone else's throwing-up results.Q: How does information literacy learn how to read?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #522 – 2015-03-02, 01:25:57 Immediately after the Summer Solstice.How can a Christian reconcile that with the existence of chlorophyll?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #523 – 2015-03-02, 14:03:25 A: You have to be pretty Green to do that.Q: How much is a sneeze?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #524 – 2015-03-02, 15:47:37 A: Less than a smile, more than cough.Q: How do you jump really high?
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