Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #450 – 2014-06-29, 11:16:54 A: Such a thing is inconceivable, it would reduce me to tears.Q: If jumping with a pole is an Olympic Sport, why not pole dancing? Last Edit: 2014-06-30, 14:53:49 by string
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #451 – 2014-06-30, 15:45:25 A: Because they don't want the Olympic stadium to be empty since all the guys will go and see female pole dancing instead. Q: Why do referees wear stripe shirt?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #452 – 2014-06-30, 16:25:05 A: To keep them in mint condition.Q: Which is more comfortable, a rocking chair or a swimming pool?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #453 – 2014-07-01, 11:39:59 A: A rocking chair, you get a soggy bottom in a swimming pool.Q: Can you only keep socks in a sock drawer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #454 – 2014-07-03, 19:21:41 A: No, you can wear them.Q: For what purpose did whistling evolve?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #455 – 2014-07-03, 19:26:10 A: Whistling did not evolve. It was created . By the Devil.Q: What possible use is there for the instinct to pick at a scab?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #456 – 2014-07-04, 19:01:32 A: Mark; somewhere: "If thine eye offend thee pluck it out". Self mutilation has a long history.Q: Why do umbrellas attack the eyes of the people next to you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #457 – 2014-07-06, 11:51:15 A: Because you are holding it at the correct height.Q: Do you know a secret?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #458 – 2014-07-06, 19:04:12 A: Yes, but the person who told me wants to kill me.Q: Shall I tell him that you know the secret now?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #459 – 2014-07-09, 12:25:33 A: Everyone knows it, you put it on the internet.Q: How long does it take a kettle to boil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #460 – 2014-07-09, 18:09:36 A: It depends on the height: At the Edge of Space it is boiling already At Ground Level it takes just less than the time it takes to make a cup of tea Below Ground Level, it will never boil.B: When you charge a battery, does it really increase in weight?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #461 – 2014-07-12, 11:43:50 A: Of course, that's why some batteries burst and leak as they get too fat for their casings.Q: What will happen if the earth stops spinning?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #462 – 2014-07-12, 16:16:59 A: You've got my head spinning over that one, but I guess it will the day that rjh marries the PopeQ: Is it cruel to cut flowers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #463 – 2014-07-14, 12:14:51 A: No, it's for their own good, just like cutting your toenails.Q: Is there a use for discarded coconut shells?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #464 – 2014-07-21, 17:17:27 A: Ah! Jaybro with his penchant for finding the suitably nearly clad could supply a good reason but I reckon that if you filled the shells up with concrete you could play Crazy Bowls with them.Q: Do racing pigeons have relay teams?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #465 – 2014-07-26, 12:56:20 A: Unfortunately no, they kept dropping the baton during practice so gave it up.Q: Why do chillies make your tongue feel as if it's on fire?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #466 – 2014-07-30, 03:37:44 A: So that you think you need water on your tongue to get rid of the fire. Q: Why do birds like to sing when they're resting on a tree?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #467 – 2014-08-02, 13:01:09 A: Because they are happy to be home after a long day of pulling worms from the ground.Q: What sort of hat should you wear when told to put your thinking cap on?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #468 – 2014-08-02, 22:44:39 A: thweaty, thmelly, unwathed hat.Q: Why is English described in Latin as "French tongue"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #469 – 2014-08-08, 11:23:08 A: You have to ask a passing priest for that one.Q: What happens if you plant a fossil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #470 – 2014-08-08, 19:20:01 A: In a million years someone digs it up and the whole history of evolution is re-written.Q: Who killed Cock Robin?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #471 – 2014-08-08, 19:29:25 A: Fanny HillQ: Why was mashed potato invented? Last Edit: 2014-08-08, 19:47:35 by string
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #472 – 2014-08-08, 22:55:05 A: The same inventor who invented the ejector seat for helicopters invented a one-handed frog-crusher and was amazed that it didn't sell. A non-scientist marketing guru realised that a frog had about the same consistency as a boiled potato and launched an all-media advertising blitz extolling the virtues of mashed potato. Once mashed potato became fashionable he introduced the potato-masher .The rest is history.Q: Can a Scot really dance to the bagpipes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #473 – 2014-08-09, 10:35:24 A: Yes, but only if the Sporran attachment is usedQ: Why do Polar Bears look so cuddly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #474 – 2014-08-09, 18:55:02 A: So other polar bears would cuddle them.Q: Why do I look so cuddly?