Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #400 – 2014-05-24, 12:23:25 A: Because there would be nothing to put in tomorrows newspaper.Q: Why do Mexican jumping beans jump?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #401 – 2014-05-24, 16:01:54 A: Because it is a traditional Mexican dance. Q: If you let a cat drink a lot of beer, how can you tell when the cat gets drunk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #402 – 2014-05-24, 16:39:12 A: It asks you outside, for a fight, Q: Why are moths attracted to the light?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #403 – 2014-05-25, 08:14:33 A: It's a suicide mission; it happens to lots of people who've seen the light.Q: What do they have for Sunday Lunch in Tehran?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #404 – 2014-05-25, 12:11:57 A: A pie and a pint, to keep them going until supper time.Q: How does thunder occur?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #405 – 2014-05-25, 14:33:25 A: It occurs when Thor raises his magic hammer. Q: How come Extra-terrestrials never land their UFOs so we can see how they really look like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #406 – 2014-05-25, 17:44:40 A: They need special landing pads, which we don't have here on Earth.Q: Why does hair fall out?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #407 – 2014-05-25, 18:15:03 A: It wants to explore the world.Q: Is China a real place?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #408 – 2014-05-25, 19:10:46 A: It must be: all those Chinese can't be Wong.Q: Are all antiques second-hand?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #409 – 2014-05-25, 20:23:23 A: No, some are third-hand.Q: What does a healthy breakfast look like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #410 – 2014-05-26, 04:26:06 A: Depends on how awake you are.Q: Why do motorcyclists at traffic lights go "Brrm, Brrm"?Two wrist movements.Never just one "Brrm".
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #411 – 2014-05-27, 16:30:17 A: Only the limp-wristed do it only once; real motor cyclists do it lots of timesQ: Are scrambled eggs made in a hurry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #412 – 2014-05-27, 17:57:20 A: No, they're made in a pan.Q: How long is a long stay?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #413 – 2014-05-27, 18:07:27 A: About three meters.Q: Are roses without thorns defenseless?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #414 – 2014-05-28, 07:40:07 A: I'll have to chew on that.Q: What does a traffic jam taste like when it's snowing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #415 – 2014-05-29, 11:42:14 A: Like a salty lemon sorbet, minus the lemon.Q: Why do churches have bells?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #416 – 2014-05-29, 14:58:18 A: Otherwise the gargoyles wouldn't know they had visitors.Q: Why is writing going slowly today?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #417 – 2014-05-30, 13:40:48 A: You're using your feet to write.Q: What is the the rudest vegetable?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #418 – 2014-05-30, 16:26:34 A: The celeriac has a big, edible rude.Q: What is the unhealthiest vegetable?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #419 – 2014-05-31, 02:19:52 A: Carrots, especially carrot juice. Because it neutralizes your sex drive. Q: Why do cats only have 9 lives, but not 10 or more?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #420 – 2014-05-31, 12:34:49 A: More than 9 would be a waste. If they haven't learned their lesson by the the time the 9th life comes along, then they will never learn. Q: Why do we close our eyes when we sneeze?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #421 – 2014-05-31, 16:53:18 A: It helps us to concentrate.Q: Are potters potty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #422 – 2014-06-01, 11:26:43 A: No, they're crackpots.Q: What do beachcombers use to comb the beach?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #423 – 2014-06-01, 12:53:45 A: Giant wooden combs. Trash hangs on like head lice.Q: How much consensus is too much?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #424 – 2014-06-01, 18:05:05 See that piece of string over there? That much.Is the Pope a Catholic?
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