Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #375 – 2014-05-15, 12:58:28 A: Well it's not all negatives. Besides, without it you wouldn't be on here to ask that question.Q: Which part of a fish do fish fingers come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #376 – 2014-05-15, 13:14:38 A: From its tiny fingers but you can't really see it because they look like tiny wings.Q; Why do people say "Good morning" even if it's a lousy day?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #377 – 2014-05-15, 14:58:46 A: Because in the morning they don't yet know it will be a lousy day.Q: How do you get a Walkie Talkie up and running?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #378 – 2014-05-15, 15:21:37 A: Start jogging. Q: Is a Dodge Ram Pickup, meant to be a get-away vehicle? Or is there another reason it's called that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #379 – 2014-05-16, 03:53:51 A: A Dodge Ram is supposed to be able to dodge or ram any vehicle that gets in it's way.Q: How come Earth doesn't have several moons like Jupiter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #380 – 2014-05-19, 16:46:37 A: Jupiter likes mooning more than EarthQ: Why do coconuts have milk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #381 – 2014-05-19, 17:36:29 A: Because they're mammals.Q: Why is water wet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #382 – 2014-05-19, 19:41:46 A: Because a wet T-shirt contest wouldn't be much fun if it wasn't.Q: Where do pineapples come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #383 – 2014-05-19, 19:45:03 A: It's a Cockney slang term for what happens after constipation.Q: What is leading in typography?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #384 – 2014-05-19, 19:50:21 A: Times Roman is leading at the moment, but any font could take the lead at any time.Q: Who killed Cock Robin?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #385 – 2014-05-20, 10:31:09 A: A feminist sparrowQ: Do Mud Baths clean the soul?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #386 – 2014-05-20, 10:39:44 A: No, souls are very sticky. I'd try hydrogen peroxide.Q: What have push-ups ever done for you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #387 – 2014-05-20, 10:51:21 A: Gave me a hernia.Q: Why can't some people whistle properly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #388 – 2014-05-20, 11:36:58 A: They don't have beaks.Q: Has toothpaste ever threatened your life?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #389 – 2014-05-20, 12:23:13 A: Not since I started buying gluten-free toothpasteQ: Why are UK coins so heavy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #390 – 2014-05-20, 13:26:25 A: It creates jobs in the pocket repairing industry, of which the royal mint are major shareholders.Q: Why do trains need rails?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #391 – 2014-05-21, 17:17:22 A: Because trains don't use tyres. Q: Do penguins ever get frost bite?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #392 – 2014-05-22, 13:19:44 A: Of course, but we never hear about it because they're not ones for complaining.Q: What is the difference between a frog and a toad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #393 – 2014-05-22, 15:21:01 A: Frogs like princesses; toads like flies.Q: How many sheets of paper can you hold without breaking your neck?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #394 – 2014-05-23, 17:02:56 A: Maybe I'll tell you when I get out of this brace.Q: Why are nurses prettier when you're ill?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #395 – 2014-05-23, 17:17:27 A: It's a side effect of your medication.Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #396 – 2014-05-23, 18:12:26 A: So they can hold more paper.Q: Why do batteries leak?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #397 – 2014-05-24, 11:49:55 A: Because they get holes in them.Q: Why are tomatoes a fruit?.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #398 – 2014-05-24, 12:03:42 A: Because fruit is round.Q: Do strainers lead stressful lives?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #399 – 2014-05-24, 12:15:05 A: No they spend most of their time relaxing in hospitalQ: Since newspapers make up stories, why can't they be published one day earlier?
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