Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #325 – 2014-04-23, 18:23:48 A: The Dentist's biggest fear is feed-back.Q: Why does Soccer use only one football?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #326 – 2014-04-25, 01:59:35 A: Because most Soccer players can't handle two balls.Q: Do fish ever get thirsty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #327 – 2014-04-25, 10:52:26 A. No - would you drink from your own toilet?Q. Why does Red mean danger?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #328 – 2014-04-26, 03:59:17 A: Because it's the Russian Red Army favorite color.Q: How come helicopters don't have wings like airplanes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #329 – 2014-04-26, 07:15:23 A: Helicopters think it'd make them look fat.Q: Why do vikings go a-plundering?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #330 – 2014-04-26, 12:41:30 A: It beats working for a living.Q: How many keys can you fit on a keyring?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #331 – 2014-04-27, 14:45:24 A: Dunno, but it will be a round number.Q: How do you stop a dog barking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #332 – 2014-04-27, 16:53:43 A: You teach it the art of mime.Q: Why do horses eat out of nosebag's?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #333 – 2014-04-27, 17:29:33 A: Horses used to eat with knife and fork, but at some point one of them dropped a fork, sat on it, and successfully sued the restaurant.Q: How dangerous are thermometers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #334 – 2014-04-27, 18:20:41 A: Perfectly safe, as long as the nurse remembers exactly where she put it and knows how to safely retrieve it. Q: What is the secret of a good pickle? Last Edit: 2014-04-27, 19:40:03 by Luxor
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #335 – 2014-04-27, 19:00:07 A: Make sure to spend too much money and you'll be in a good one.Q: Are we in the Matrix?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #336 – 2014-04-27, 19:30:38 A: NoQ: Why do you ask?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #337 – 2014-04-28, 06:30:38 A: Reality can be confusingQ: What is reality?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #338 – 2014-04-28, 11:10:59 A: A figment of your imagination.Q: Why is 6ft the recommended depth for a grave?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #339 – 2014-04-28, 11:47:55 A: So that the Romans could have a regulation depth based on the height of their Goth slaves who were in it digging it. When they could no longer be seen, the grave was deep enough.Q: Why are there not foot brakes in cars for nervous passengers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #340 – 2014-04-28, 12:15:50 A: It's a cost-saving measure.Q: Is mayonnaise good for you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #341 – 2014-04-28, 13:38:01 A: Not if ingested no. But it's good for removing stains off silver, so all is not lost.Q: How do Polar bears get warm?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #342 – 2014-04-28, 13:56:09 A: They dance the polka.Q: How much wine does an American drink?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #343 – 2014-04-28, 14:05:09 A: No one knows, after 2 bottles they can't countQ: Is using screw tops on wine bottles degenerate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #344 – 2014-04-29, 13:32:27 A: Only if you insist on using a corkscrew to open them.Q: Why do boxers wear such large gloves?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #345 – 2014-04-29, 14:28:45 A: To hide behind.Q: Why is Sangria made from Red Wine?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #346 – 2014-04-30, 03:28:52 A: Because they think white wine isn't sweet enough to make Sangria.Q: Why is Japanese wine made of rice instead of grapes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #347 – 2014-04-30, 10:02:29 A: It's a case of mistaken identity.Q: Do bees have knees?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #348 – 2014-04-30, 10:49:41 A: Of course and they are the best knees of all known insects. This is why when something is good we say it's the bees knees.Q: Why do some people put sugar in their tea?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #349 – 2014-04-30, 20:00:57 A: It makes it go down in the most delightful wayQ: If you can have a coat of arms, can you have a pant of legs?
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