Where debating everything under the sun is only the beginning

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Reply #225 – 2014-03-12, 09:04:55

A:  Yes, Beer, Beer and Beer.

Q:  Why do Ossies like near-frozen Beer?

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Reply #226 – 2014-03-12, 09:38:43

A: They like their temperatures down under.

Q: How many passes does it take?

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Reply #227 – 2014-03-12, 12:28:53

A: Just one, any more is just showing off.

Q: Why do light bulbs die just when you need the light.

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Reply #228 – 2014-03-12, 15:32:28

A: Why do light bulbs die? I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Q: Why do flies like red wine?

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Reply #229 – 2014-03-12, 17:48:49

A: They don't but as they are alcoholics they'll drink anything.

Q: Where did cavemen live?

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Reply #230 – 2014-03-12, 20:19:01

A: In High Rise Appartments;

Q: well what would you call a cave half-way up a cliff?

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Reply #231 – 2014-03-12, 20:25:27

A: Open for business.

Q: Do you need a beginning, middle, and an end?

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Reply #232 – 2014-03-13, 12:32:11

A: Yes because if you don't then it didn't happen.

Q: Are vitamins really needed?

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Reply #233 – 2014-03-14, 13:50:01

A: Of course they are; I get my vitamins from 2 pints of Guinness in the morning, and they make the world go round ..


.. and round


.. and round.

Q:  Which birds fly backwards?

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Reply #234 – 2014-03-14, 14:15:22

A: 's of course.

Q: What would you call a fly if it didn't have wings?

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Reply #235 – 2014-03-14, 14:58:14

A: Bird food.

Q: Why do chameleons change colour?

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Reply #236 – 2014-03-14, 15:26:18

A: Because they are Turncoats

Q: Why are oranges Orange?

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Reply #237 – 2014-03-14, 18:05:31

A: Some oranges are Yellow in color but since people kept calling them oranges, most oranges decide to keep their color Orange so that people won't get confused if they're supposed to be Yellow or Orange.

Q: How come there are ghosts but no cat ghosts or dog ghosts?

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Reply #238 – 2014-03-14, 19:27:52

A:  The dog ghosts are off chasing the cat ghosts

Q:   Is the Man in the Moon mooning?

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Reply #239 – 2014-03-14, 19:42:51

A: Contrary to popular belief that only happens during a full moon.

Q: What's the capital of Antarctica?

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Reply #240 – 2014-03-14, 19:48:48

A: A.

Q: How many cogs on a cogwheel?

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Reply #241 – 2014-03-14, 19:57:50

A: A wheel's worth

Q:  Should you give chimneys Nicorette in the spring to help them stop smoking?

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Reply #242 – 2014-03-15, 09:39:14

A:  Indeed you do, but not if they have the flue

Q:  What have stinging nettles got to do with broadband speed?

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Reply #243 – 2014-03-17, 14:37:33

A: Not a lot, though scientific research suggests that if you drink enough nettle wine, it does make everything seem faster.

Q: Why do stomachs make rumbling noises?

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Reply #244 – 2014-03-17, 15:22:26

A: I'm afraid no-one has rumbled the answer to that question.

B: If it takes 6 goldfish to drink a cup of water, how much water do you need for a cup of fish soup?

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Reply #245 – 2014-03-17, 19:21:25

A: Just a Dab.

Q: What makes a boomerang always come back?

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Reply #246 – 2014-03-17, 21:18:19

A: It's that or get a dog.
Q: Who is Sylvia? What is she?

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Reply #247 – 2014-03-18, 11:25:21

A: Her mothers daughter.

Q: Why does bread put in a toaster always burn on one side?

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Reply #248 – 2014-03-18, 18:14:52

A:  You need to get a toaster.

Q:  Was it raining when the Universe began?

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Reply #249 – 2014-03-18, 19:01:21

A: No, gravity had to happen first.

Q: Is there enough hours in a day?