Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #200 – 2014-03-03, 03:53:42 A: Because dogs haven't figure out how to purr like cats.Q: Why can't our eyes see in total darkness?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #201 – 2014-03-03, 13:35:49 A: You can, you see darknessQ: Why can't we have round computer screens?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #202 – 2014-03-04, 13:29:58 A: The market (which would only consist of ex-sailors who like looking through portholes) is too small.Q: Are poisonous snakes in danger if they bite their tongue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #203 – 2014-03-04, 21:25:50 A: No. That's why they have two. They spit out the bitten one and it re-grows.Q: Are the conventions governing the use of the apostrophe as simple as they seem?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #204 – 2014-03-06, 19:02:38 A: Ye's, th'eyre quite 'simple.Q: Are there bad references?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #205 – 2014-03-07, 12:49:27 A: Only from previous employers, so do your job well and you should avoid them.Q: Would Cheetahs be a good source of fast food?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #206 – 2014-03-07, 16:32:52 No. But if a cheetah can be trained, it can serve customers faster than any fast food worker.Q: Do you get hyper if you drink too much coffee?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #207 – 2014-03-07, 20:57:45 A: No, I'm always like this.Q: How do they put the bubbles in champagne?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #208 – 2014-03-08, 19:18:32 A: The bubbles are there to start with, you just pour in flat champagne.Q: Why does come before ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #209 – 2014-03-08, 19:39:44 A: Because if you too much your face will stick.Q: How do you expand your lexicon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #210 – 2014-03-08, 23:55:28 A: Incorporate a plethora of pompous polysyllabic exotic obfuscation.Q: Why did Jesus, who probably spoke Aramaic, make a Greek pun on Peter's name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #211 – 2014-03-09, 08:32:14 A: He used Google Translate to appear more erudite.Q: How do you sharpen a pencil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #212 – 2014-03-09, 13:42:26 A: You hire a WordsmithQ: Why does a buttered piece of toast fall butter down when you drop it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #213 – 2014-03-09, 18:31:13 A: The butter side is more aerodynamic than the unbuttered side so always goes reaches the ground the fastest.Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #214 – 2014-03-09, 19:14:21 A: Anyone who is making a Piggy of themselvesQ: Why don't footballers wear skirts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #215 – 2014-03-09, 20:06:31 A: Because then they'd be too easy to tackle.Q: What do you really want?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #216 – 2014-03-09, 21:36:18 A: A room somewhere (far away from the cold night air)Q: Is the Pope a Catholic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #217 – 2014-03-10, 14:17:31 A: No he's not allowed to be. I know this to be true because I read it on the internet somewhere and everything's true on there.Q: Why do onions make your eyes water?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #218 – 2014-03-10, 14:31:29 A: They don't if you peel them under waterQ: Why do I fold my arms with my right arm uppermost?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #219 – 2014-03-10, 15:24:12 A: Because you're left-handed!Q: Why does a nut crack?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #220 – 2014-03-11, 02:39:39 A: Because if a nut doesn't crack, people would never see or hear such a thing as The Nutcracker ballet.Q: Do animals listen to music? Last Edit: 2014-03-11, 08:08:06 by Syav
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #221 – 2014-03-11, 12:21:08 A: Yes they really enjoy anything by the Monkees, the Byrds or the Beatles.Q: Are you sitting comfortably?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #222 – 2014-03-11, 19:36:33 A: I would be lying if I said I wasn'tQ: Why don't cows climb trees?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #223 – 2014-03-11, 20:18:45 A: They're afraid of squirrels.Q: How many jugs can a juggler juggle?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #224 – 2014-03-11, 20:58:51 A: It depends if you are asking in a jocular vein.Q: Are there any foods that contain pro-oxidants?
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