Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #75 – 2013-12-21, 01:35:01 A. A rapist cabbie. About $2.97 Q. If all the worlds a stage, where does the audience park their ass?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #76 – 2013-12-21, 12:25:27 A: All the people are players, so no sitting down for anyone.Q: Where is the end of the world?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #77 – 2013-12-23, 05:08:57 A: Charted in Mayan calendar, but that one has already passed.Q: Why do Talibans wear turban?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #78 – 2013-12-23, 05:36:32 A. They need to stow the toilet paper somewhere ya know! Q. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you get?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #79 – 2013-12-23, 11:42:57 A: A Korean banquet.Q: Do you have to pay rent if you live in an igloo?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #80 – 2013-12-25, 18:47:59 No, unless your igloo is owned by a landlord who is into the Real Estaste business of buying and selling igloos.Q: Does Santa get fined if he's caught drinking while riding his Xmas sleigh?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #81 – 2013-12-26, 12:00:27 A: No he's just a passenger, it's the reindeer that do the driving.Q: Is flatulence a sign that you've enjoyed your meal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #82 – 2013-12-27, 01:23:51 A: Yes, and if you fart three times after a meal you get to make a wish.Q: How come male lions have long hair and female lions don't?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #83 – 2013-12-27, 11:50:19 A: They just can't master the art of using scissors and have given up trying.Q: Why are the jokes in Xmas crackers so bad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #84 – 2013-12-27, 13:39:14 A: They're all racist.Q: Where does rain come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #85 – 2013-12-27, 14:02:20 A: From a sprinkler system at the top of Mount Everest.Q: Do birds find feathers ticklish?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #86 – 2013-12-27, 15:07:05 A: Terribly, that's why they're always fluttering about.Q: What is Android's best feature?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #87 – 2013-12-28, 19:24:34 A. It's eyebrowsQ.. Who is the north Pole?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #88 – 2013-12-29, 08:41:47 A. Jacek Karpiński Q. Do dentists go to other dentists, or do they just drill themselves?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #89 – 2013-12-29, 10:42:38 A Dentists are like Rabbits - they just keep screwing each other.Q Why do birds fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #90 – 2013-12-29, 13:02:29 A: Because they can't drive.Q: Do aliens wonder if there's life on Earth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #91 – 2013-12-29, 23:44:33 A. Quite frankly Scarlet, they don't give a damn. Q. At a movies which arm rest is yours??
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #92 – 2013-12-31, 17:30:08 A: The ones I kick the person in the next seat to mine off of.Q: In a zombie apocalypse what are your chances of survival?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #93 – 2013-12-31, 18:12:21 A: 99.9%. If you're unlucky you'll get your head bashed in by a non-zombie.Q: How do serial killers choose their victims?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #94 – 2014-01-01, 03:42:53 A: They follow the 'first come first serve' rule of thumb to choose their victims.Q: How come Santa doesn't reappear on New Year's Eve?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #95 – 2014-01-02, 12:33:16 A: He does but he dresses up as old father time.Q: Did the Beatles live in a yellow submarine?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #96 – 2014-01-02, 14:03:55 A: Submarines don't exist, silly.Q: Why is Chicago called the windy city?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #97 – 2014-01-02, 14:22:03 A: Due to the bean consumption of the entire populace.Q: Have you ever seen a walking stick walk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #98 – 2014-01-02, 15:40:43 A: Yup. For some reason they lean on old people for support.Q: Is herbal tea actually tea?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #99 – 2014-01-02, 17:18:19 A: No! It is a vile pretender which should be banished back to hell where it came from.Q: Would roundabouts be useful on a railway?
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