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Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Read 138233 times)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #650
Because that's where criminals go for breakfast.
:lol:

A: Because it's not 25°F.
Q: Why does it get so hot in the summertime?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #651
A: Because the CIA likes seeing pictures of Putin without a shirt.

Q: How many dragons can sit on a wall at the same time?

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Reply #652
A: Dragons don't sit on walls as it gives them haemorrhoids.

Q: Why do wolves howl at the moon?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #653
A because it tickles them.

Q what do preachers preach?

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Reply #654
A: "♬Hallelujah♪"
Q: What did Dracula say to the mosquito?

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Reply #655
A: Wipe your mouth!

Q: What does a mug scratch?

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Reply #656
A: A drunken nose.
Q: Why dogs like to bark?

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Reply #657
A: Someone told them that cats don't like it and the cats have laughed at them ever since.

Q: What can you do with a rusty nail?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #658
A: Sell it to the goblins for a pot of gold.

Q: Do cows like to drink milk?

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Reply #659
A: Yes but only if it's semi-skimmed as they like to keep an eye on their figure.

Q: What happens if you swallow your chewing gum?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #660
A: Constipation

Q: Should elephants use a zebra crossing?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #661
A: Only if it is on a trunk road.

Q: Why do golf balls have dimples?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #662
A: They smile too much.

Q: Why can jumps tire you?

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Reply #663
A: The more tire(tyre) you have on your belly the more it tires you to do jumps.

Q: How does a mother fish teach its baby fish how to swim?

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Reply #664
A: She just yells "sink or swim baby".

Q: Why are traffic lights red, amber and green?

The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #665
A: They are political statements

Q:  Why does what goes around come around?

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Reply #666
A: We wouldn't know the time of day if it didn't.

Q: When is the next time?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #667
A: When the time comes.

Q: Why do garbage stink?