Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #650 – 2016-06-06, 03:32:30 Quote from: Frenzie on 2016-06-05, 10:06:50Because that's where criminals go for breakfast. A: Because it's not 25°F.Q: Why does it get so hot in the summertime?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #651 – 2016-06-06, 09:22:05 A: Because the CIA likes seeing pictures of Putin without a shirt.Q: How many dragons can sit on a wall at the same time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #652 – 2016-06-06, 13:23:32 A: Dragons don't sit on walls as it gives them haemorrhoids.Q: Why do wolves howl at the moon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #653 – 2016-06-06, 16:05:07 A because it tickles them.Q what do preachers preach?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #654 – 2016-06-07, 03:11:41 A: "♬Hallelujah♪"Q: What did Dracula say to the mosquito?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #655 – 2016-06-07, 06:56:21 A: Wipe your mouth!Q: What does a mug scratch?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #656 – 2016-06-10, 03:13:16 A: A drunken nose. Q: Why dogs like to bark?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #657 – 2016-06-10, 12:57:59 A: Someone told them that cats don't like it and the cats have laughed at them ever since.Q: What can you do with a rusty nail?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #658 – 2016-06-15, 02:59:55 A: Sell it to the goblins for a pot of gold. Q: Do cows like to drink milk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #659 – 2016-06-15, 14:22:10 A: Yes but only if it's semi-skimmed as they like to keep an eye on their figure.Q: What happens if you swallow your chewing gum? 1 Likes
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #660 – 2016-06-16, 03:22:34 A: Constipation Q: Should elephants use a zebra crossing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #661 – 2016-06-16, 13:22:53 A: Only if it is on a trunk road.Q: Why do golf balls have dimples?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #662 – 2016-06-16, 14:04:08 A: They smile too much.Q: Why can jumps tire you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #663 – 2016-06-22, 03:40:29 A: The more tire(tyre) you have on your belly the more it tires you to do jumps. Q: How does a mother fish teach its baby fish how to swim?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #664 – 2016-07-28, 13:28:48 A: She just yells "sink or swim baby".Q: Why are traffic lights red, amber and green?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #665 – 2016-07-31, 19:51:37 A: They are political statementsQ: Why does what goes around come around?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #666 – 2016-08-06, 14:21:05 A: We wouldn't know the time of day if it didn't.Q: When is the next time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #667 – 2016-08-06, 23:26:23 A: When the time comes.Q: Why do garbage stink?
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