Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #625 – 2015-10-09, 16:51:13 A. We don't; nightmares are just daydreams.Q. Do flying fish make nests?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #626 – 2015-10-09, 17:43:46 A: No, they get the builders in.Q: Why do pirates walk the plank?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #627 – 2015-10-11, 12:18:26 A. To get to the PlanctonQ. How do you dig a ditch underwater?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #628 – 2015-10-11, 15:16:49 A: With a special wet suit for your shovel.Q: How do you fold a folder?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #629 – 2015-10-11, 20:00:00 A. When you have sh*t foldersB. How can watching paint dry be made less boring?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #630 – 2015-10-19, 03:53:02 A: By playing mobile video games on your phone while you sit next to the paint. Q: Do dragons eat Dragon fruit?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #631 – 2015-10-20, 17:18:03 A. They like it hotQ. Why does nice rhyme with lice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #632 – 2015-10-21, 03:57:49 A: Because it also rhymes with rice, mice, and ice, which has nothing to do with vice or dice. Q: Do ghosts and vampires go to church on Halloween?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #633 – 2015-12-23, 20:10:23 A: Yes they do --- they like Church because it scares the bejesus out of them.Q:. Why don't currency notes have perforated tear strips to get small change?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #634 – 2016-04-16, 16:15:19 A: Because those are so hard to tear straight.Q: Why don't cats climb to the moon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #635 – 2016-04-17, 03:02:57 A: Because cats and werewolves don't get along when it turns to a Full Moon. Q: How does a mother fly teach her baby fly how to fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #636 – 2016-04-17, 07:37:31 A: She tosses it in the water.Q: Why doesn't rain fall up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #637 – 2016-04-18, 03:47:30 A: Because ♬What goes up must come down ♪Q: How does a cow scratches its back?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #638 – 2016-04-18, 21:05:07 A: It goes out in a hail storm.Q: Are Unicorns real? 1 Likes
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #639 – 2016-04-19, 04:33:51 Quote from: string on 2016-04-18, 21:05:07A: It goes out in a hail storm. A: When you're asleep, Unicorns are very real in your dream. Q: What did Spiderman say to Batman?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #640 – 2016-04-19, 12:37:29 A: Aren't you in the wrong movie.Q: How can you lose your memory?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #641 – 2016-04-19, 19:15:32 A:. It fades awayQ:. What were we talking about?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #642 – 2016-04-21, 03:03:51 A: We were talking about Spiderman vs Batman movie that doesn't exist. Q: Why are there no restaurants serving only for pets?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #643 – 2016-04-21, 08:07:30 A: Pets are too demanding in terms of food quality.Q: Why is it so cold in fridges?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #644 – 2016-04-21, 20:04:21 A: Because inside the fridge the sun doesn't come out to warm up the temperature so the fridge stays cold all year long. Q: How come we have Police Dogs but no Police Cats?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #645 – 2016-06-04, 20:19:09 A: Because cats don't like doughnutsQ: Why do strawberries have their seeds on the outside? 1 Likes
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #646 – 2016-06-05, 01:42:10 Quote from: Luxor on 2016-06-04, 20:19:09Because cats don't like doughnuts A: There was a fairly tale when Noah's Ark crashed the strawberries cracked and the seeds got stuck on the outside. Q: Why do police officers like to hang out at the doughnut shop in the morning?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #647 – 2016-06-05, 10:06:50 A: Because that's where criminals go for breakfast.Q: Why does a washing machine spin round? 1 Likes
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #648 – 2016-06-05, 12:10:25 A: It's possessed by demons.Q: Why does ice cream melt before you can eat it. 1 Likes
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #649 – 2016-06-05, 12:33:25 A: Because it doesn't want to get eaten. Duh. Q: Why is it 25° C?
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