Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #600 – 2015-07-10, 04:01:46 A: Maybe God knows the answer, but when a person smoke tobacco some of the ashes get sucked into his mouth. Q: Why does smoking tobacco makes a person calm?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #601 – 2015-07-13, 11:13:13 A: It doesn't, you just can't see my eyes glinting through the smoke when you light up.A: Why don't cars have 5 wheels for greater stability?
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer Reply #602 – 2015-07-17, 13:35:48 Answer: Penguins could be called black and white, though if you wish for the colours black and white then you have gray, technecally. Q: What would the answer be, if I were to ask what was a question>?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #603 – 2015-07-17, 13:42:53 A: The Devil's playground.Q: What use is grease?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #604 – 2015-07-26, 04:34:17 A: Something to watch Q: Is the planet Kepler 452 inhabited by Klingons?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #605 – 2015-07-30, 10:05:28 A: Yes - according to the last Klingon I metQ: Why do people kling on to outmoded ideas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #606 – 2015-07-30, 20:06:12 I don't cnow.How can you tell that an idea IS outdated?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #607 – 2015-08-02, 14:49:33 A. As soon as you get past it.B. If you could be reborn as either a mole or a jellyfish, which one would you choose and why?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #608 – 2015-08-02, 15:27:14 A: I would choose a jellyfish, because what's more fun than jelly?Q: What's more fun than jelly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #609 – 2015-08-09, 13:19:38 A: Vegimite is more fun, Aussies make alcohol from it.Q: What sort of gravy would you have with bananas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #610 – 2015-08-09, 17:28:53 A: Pineapple gravy. It's the bee's knees.Q: What would you do if you were an agent of SHIELD?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #611 – 2015-08-09, 20:31:23 A: Google it so I would know what it meant.Q: Why not?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #612 – 2015-08-12, 15:05:08 A: Because it's not there.Q: If a match is made in Heaven, where are fireworks made?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #613 – 2015-08-12, 16:16:18 A: In Hell, of course. Those things are dangerous!Q: Who's talking non-violence?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #614 – 2015-08-14, 04:06:53 A: Talibans of course. That is, when they used to carry a farmer stick instead of a surface-to-air rocket stinger on their shoulder.Q: Shouldn't Capt Kirk use an iPhone instead of using those cheaper flip-phone communicator?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #615 – 2015-08-30, 09:27:26 A: Oh iphones went bust years before Kirk took flight, they could not overcome the competition from smartarse android phones with the new, dial-a-flavour lollipop attachments (see your picture)Q: Why can't we use icons instead of numbers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #616 – 2015-08-30, 22:50:18 A: I do.Q: Doesn't everybody?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #617 – 2015-09-03, 22:04:14 A: NoB: Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #618 – 2015-09-07, 02:15:46 A: No. However, Adam's ribectomy scar didn't heal too neatly.Q: What were codpieces made of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #619 – 2015-09-23, 15:39:10 A. StuffingQ. Why do Crabs walk sideways?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #620 – 2015-09-23, 17:28:54 A: Because their underpants are too tight.Q: How do you know if you've reached the top?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #621 – 2015-09-23, 17:40:19 A. When your head stars spinningQ. Why are clouds never blue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #622 – 2015-10-01, 05:12:53 A: Because Thor likes to sit on a white cloud. Q: What would happen if Earth has two moons?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #623 – 2015-10-05, 18:30:00 A. We would have lost thousands of moonsQ. Is mooning good for you? Last Edit: 2015-10-07, 05:31:45 by string
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #624 – 2015-10-09, 04:01:03 A: Yes, it keeps the moon happy. Q: Why do we get nightmares at night?
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