Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #50 – 2013-12-11, 07:38:50 A: To protect their head when their plane crash.Q: Why do tree leaves change colors in Autumn?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #51 – 2013-12-11, 12:05:40 A: To reveal the elephants sitting on the branches.Q: Who does Santa send his Christmas wish list to?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #52 – 2013-12-12, 08:32:54 A: To Rudolph the Red Nose Ranger, who delivers all the Christmas wishlist while we're asleep.Q: Why do we get dreams when we're asleep?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #53 – 2013-12-12, 14:21:40 A: Due to those pesky aliens and their probes, of course they only arrive when we sleep.Q: Does eating cheese before bedtime really give you nightmares?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #54 – 2013-12-12, 17:29:12 A: No, but if you eat too much cheese before bedtime your stomach might get nightmares.Q: Why do cows like to eat grass?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #55 – 2013-12-12, 18:45:15 A: It tastes of chocolate to them.Q: Do skyscrapers actually scrape the sky?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #56 – 2013-12-12, 21:09:56 A: Of course, why do you think clouds are in such a hurry to have their backs scratched?Q: Are digital watches old-fashioned?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #57 – 2013-12-13, 05:18:39 A: Yes, because more and more people are switching back to the classic analog /dial watches.Q: Is spending too much time on the internet bad for your health?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #58 – 2013-12-13, 06:32:40 A. Depends how pointy the Internet is that you're sittin' on. Q. If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #59 – 2013-12-13, 13:03:19 A: Only if the gold is silver plated and what idiot would do such a thing.Q: Why do dogs chase their tails?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #60 – 2013-12-15, 04:43:23 A: Because they're trying to reach for their tail.Q: Do witches really carry a broomstick?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #61 – 2013-12-15, 09:47:18 A: Of course not. Everyone uses vacuum cleaner now, including witches.Q: Why is Genarro cooking so good?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #62 – 2013-12-15, 12:43:33 A: He adds magic mushrooms to every recipe.Q: Do jumping beans really jump?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #63 – 2013-12-16, 17:38:45 A: Not all jumping beans actually jump. Mexican jumping beans for instance, prefer to do the mexican samba.Q: Why do vampires like to drink blood?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #64 – 2013-12-16, 19:13:00 A: It goes well with all the vodka they drink, makes the ideal Bloody Mary apparently.Q: Are "smart phones" smart at all?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #65 – 2013-12-16, 21:25:22 A: If you have to ask, they're smarter than you.Q: How is Ashton Kutcher in real life?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #66 – 2013-12-17, 13:01:12 A: A bit like a Smurf. Q: What is the best material to use to build a bridge?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #67 – 2013-12-18, 22:56:21 A: I think steel is the best material, as long as you're not using glue to hold the bridge in place.Q: How come UFOs don't have wings like airplanes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #68 – 2013-12-19, 00:44:44 A. Because unlike butterfly wings, a UFO has a thin lining of Prairie Dog fur on it's forward antenna. Q. Why don't the hairs on your armpits get split ends?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #69 – 2013-12-19, 12:31:21 A: Because you never use curling tongs on them.Q: Why do you always get an itch on a part of your body you can't reach?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #70 – 2013-12-19, 23:53:50 A. Is he jokin' or what? There's a wise ass in every crowd! Q. If you don't pay the exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #71 – 2013-12-20, 12:06:25 A: Of course, you get nothing for free not in this world.Q: Do spiders think that our web is better than theirs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #72 – 2013-12-20, 15:14:20 A: What, did you think Tim Berners-Lee was human?Q: Who is Charles Dickens?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #73 – 2013-12-20, 20:25:26 A: Mrs Dickens' husband.Q: How hard is rock hard?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #74 – 2013-12-20, 20:29:33 A: Harder than a jellyfish.Q: What's a screwdriver?
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