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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #50
A: To protect their head when their plane crash.

Q: Why do tree leaves change colors in Autumn?

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Reply #51
A: To reveal the elephants sitting on the branches.

Q: Who does Santa send his Christmas wish list to?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #52
A: To Rudolph the Red Nose Ranger, who delivers all the Christmas wishlist while we're asleep.

Q: Why do we get dreams when we're asleep?

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Reply #53
A: Due to those pesky aliens and their probes, of course they only arrive when we sleep.

Q: Does eating cheese before bedtime really give you nightmares?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #54
A: No, but if you eat too much cheese before bedtime your stomach might get nightmares.

Q: Why do cows like to eat grass?

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Reply #55
A: It tastes of chocolate to them.

Q: Do skyscrapers actually scrape the sky?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #56
A: Of course, why do you think clouds are in such a hurry to have their backs scratched?

Q: Are digital watches old-fashioned?

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Reply #57
A: Yes, because more and more people are switching back to the classic analog /dial watches.

Q: Is spending too much time on the internet bad for your health?

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Reply #58
 A. Depends how pointy the Internet is that you're sittin' on.

Q. If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

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Reply #59
A: Only if the gold is silver plated and what idiot would do such a thing.

Q: Why do dogs chase their tails?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #60
A: Because they're trying to reach for their tail.

Q: Do witches really carry a broomstick?

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Reply #61
A: Of course not. Everyone uses vacuum cleaner now, including witches.

Q: Why is Genarro cooking so good?

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Reply #62
A: He adds magic mushrooms to every recipe.

Q: Do jumping beans really jump?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #63
A: Not all jumping beans actually jump. Mexican jumping beans for instance, prefer to do the mexican samba.

Q: Why do vampires like to drink blood?

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Reply #64
A: It goes well with all the vodka they drink, makes the ideal Bloody Mary apparently.

Q: Are "smart phones" smart at all?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #65
A: If you have to ask, they're smarter than you.

Q: How is Ashton Kutcher in real life?

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Reply #66
A: A bit like a Smurf.


Q: What is the best material to use to build a bridge?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #67
A: I think steel is the best material, as long as you're not using glue to hold the bridge in place.

Q: How come UFOs don't have wings like airplanes?

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Reply #68
 A. Because unlike butterfly wings, a UFO has a thin lining of Prairie Dog fur on it's forward antenna.

Q. Why don't the hairs on your armpits get split ends?

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Reply #69
A: Because you never use curling tongs on them.

Q: Why do you always get an itch on a part of your body you can't reach?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #70
 A.       Is he jokin' or what?   There's a wise ass in every crowd!


Q. If you don't pay the exorcist, do you get repossessed?

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Reply #71
A: Of course, you get nothing for free not in this world.

Q: Do spiders think  that our web is better than theirs?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #72
A: What, did you think Tim Berners-Lee was human?

Q: Who is Charles Dickens?

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Reply #73
A: Mrs Dickens' husband.

Q: How hard is rock hard?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #74
A: Harder than a jellyfish.

Q: What's a screwdriver?