Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #475 – 2014-08-09, 19:25:49 A: You're looking in someone else's mirror.Q: Where does the water go when it goes down the plughole?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #476 – 2014-08-09, 19:53:08 A: Down under.Q: What type of wine would go with toothpaste?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #477 – 2014-08-12, 13:42:17 A: It would have to be a nice bottle of chianti as it has a bit of bite.Q: Does corn need earmuffs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #478 – 2014-08-12, 18:41:23 A: No. It's not a need, it's a fashion statement.Q: What do corn and swans have in common? Why are they both called cobs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #479 – 2014-08-12, 19:08:39 A: They both have long necks. This resulted in a case of mistaken identity and people thought they were the same.Q: When was the Sun invented?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #480 – 2014-08-12, 19:14:45 A: Last night, after too much wine.Q: What's a flashlight for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #481 – 2014-08-12, 19:32:14 A: A flashlight has no strong opinions. If anything, it is against darkness.Q: Why is it called a flashlight? Does it flash?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #482 – 2014-08-12, 19:35:05 A: Only when used by Exhibitionist Voyeurs; hence the nameQ: What type of music is played by an Elastic Band?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #483 – 2014-08-18, 11:58:22 A: You're rather limited but pretty much anything from the Beatles Rubber Soul album should suffice.Q: How quick is quick sand?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #484 – 2014-08-21, 09:06:57 A: Very fast - you can't see it for dustQ: Does a Green Man use a wood burner?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #485 – 2014-08-28, 17:19:31 A: It's very unlikely as there's no room for one in that little box at the traffic lights.Q: Why are strawberry seeds on the outside?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #486 – 2014-09-01, 14:50:25 A: The used to be under the skin but then they had a breakthrough.Q: What do polar bears do if they want a warm bath?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #487 – 2014-09-01, 18:14:30 A: Pay their fuel bill like the rest of us have to.Q: When does apple juice become cider?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #488 – 2014-09-01, 18:45:48 A: When it's inside yer.Q: Do Bees have a sweet tooth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #489 – 2014-09-01, 19:13:36 A: On the contrary. The reason they collect honey is because they think they're doing the world a great favor by removing such toxic waste.Q: What's a full serving of vegetables?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #490 – 2014-09-04, 19:32:36 A: The technical word for it is "Jungle".Q: What locks do the keys on a keyboard fit?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #491 – 2014-09-04, 22:04:07 Caps lock and scroll lock.Who invented beer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #492 – 2014-09-06, 13:47:16 A: He's known as a very wobbly X because he couldn't sign his name.Q: Why do blackbirds like bananas? (They do actually!)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #493 – 2014-09-12, 12:32:00 A: Because they are nice and soft, even the blackbirds with dentures can eat them.Q: Why are manholes so called, when women can use them too?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #494 – 2014-09-12, 19:24:10 Because many words that include "man" actually refer to "hand". Manholes are holes you put your hand in.Why are male barnacles called "manacles"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #495 – 2014-10-04, 17:00:02 A. Because womancles would be wrong.Q. Where can the highest mountain be found?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #496 – 2014-10-17, 12:12:21 A: Up the top of a very long hill.B: Do boxers get to have the punchline?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #497 – 2014-11-11, 08:03:22 I don't know. I know what a pun is, but what is a chline?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #498 – 2014-11-13, 16:38:28 A Didn't catch the question but the answer is ... ...Q What time is a dusky maiden?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #499 – 2014-11-13, 19:39:58 A: As much as a small cat.Q: Who killed Cock? Robin?
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