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Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Read 151431 times)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #450 –
A:  Such a thing is inconceivable, it would reduce me to tears.

Q:  If jumping with a pole is an Olympic Sport, why not pole dancing?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #451 –
A: Because they don't want the Olympic stadium to be empty since all the guys will go and see female pole dancing instead.

Q: Why do referees wear stripe shirt?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #452 –
A:   To keep them in mint condition.

Q:   Which is more comfortable, a rocking chair or a swimming pool?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #453 –
A: A rocking chair, you get a soggy bottom in a swimming pool.

Q: Can you only keep socks in a sock drawer?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #454 –
A:  No, you can wear them.

Q:  For what purpose did whistling evolve?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #455 –
A: Whistling did not evolve. It was created . By the Devil.
Q: What possible use is there for the instinct to pick at a scab?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #456 –
A:  Mark; somewhere: "If thine eye offend thee pluck it out". Self mutilation has a long history.

Q:  Why do umbrellas attack the eyes of the people next to you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #457 –
A: Because you are holding it at the correct height.

Q: Do you know a secret?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #458 –
A:  Yes, but the person who told me wants to kill me.

Q:  Shall I tell him that you know the secret now?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #459 –
A: Everyone knows it, you put it on the internet.

Q: How long does it take a kettle to boil?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #460 –
A:   It depends on the height:
      At the Edge of Space it is boiling already
      At Ground Level it takes just less than the time it takes to make a cup of tea
      Below Ground Level, it will never boil.

B:   When you charge a battery, does it really increase in weight?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #461 –
A: Of course, that's why some batteries burst and leak as they get too fat for their casings.

Q: What will happen if the earth stops spinning?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #462 –
A:   You've got my head spinning over that one, but I guess it will the day that rjh marries the Pope

Q:   Is it cruel to cut flowers?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #463 –
A: No, it's for their own good, just like cutting your toenails.

Q: Is there a use for discarded coconut shells?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #464 –
A:  Ah! Jaybro with his penchant for finding the suitably nearly clad could supply a good reason but I reckon that if you filled the shells up with concrete you could play Crazy Bowls with them.

Q:  Do racing pigeons have relay teams?

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Reply #465 –
A: Unfortunately no, they kept dropping the baton during practice so gave it up.

Q: Why do chillies make your tongue feel as if it's on fire?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #466 –
A: So that you think you need water on your tongue to get rid of the fire.

Q: Why do birds like to sing when they're resting on a tree?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #467 –
A: Because they are happy to be home after a long day of pulling worms from the ground.

Q: What sort of hat should you wear when told to put your thinking cap on?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #468 –
A: thweaty, thmelly, unwathed hat.
Q: Why is English described in Latin as "French tongue"?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #469 –
A:  You have to ask a passing priest for that one.

Q:  What happens if you plant a fossil?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #470 –
A: In a million years someone digs it up and the whole history of evolution is re-written.
Q: Who killed Cock Robin?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #471 –
A:  Fanny Hill

Q:  Why was mashed potato invented?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #472 –
A: The same inventor who invented the ejector seat for helicopters invented a one-handed frog-crusher and was amazed that it didn't sell. A non-scientist marketing guru realised that a frog had about the same consistency as a boiled potato and launched an all-media advertising blitz extolling the virtues of mashed potato. Once mashed potato became fashionable he introduced the potato-masher .
The rest is history.
Q: Can a Scot really dance to the bagpipes?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #473 –
A:  Yes, but only if the Sporran attachment is used

Q:  Why do Polar Bears look so cuddly?

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Reply #474 –
A: So other polar bears would cuddle them.
Q: Why do I look so cuddly?