Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #425 – 2014-06-04, 03:34:09 A: If the Pope goes to Catholic church than he must be a Catholic. Q: Why do Knights wear suits of armor? Last Edit: 2014-06-04, 03:52:42 by Syav
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #426 – 2014-06-04, 04:22:49 A: Because mosquito repellents haven't been invented yet.Q: Why was recruit Partz promoted to Corporal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #427 – 2014-06-08, 10:56:54 A: Nobody else wanted the job.Q: What is the tastiest colour in a packet of Skittles?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #428 – 2014-06-09, 16:19:06 A: The nearest colourQ: What is therapeutic about washing up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #429 – 2014-06-13, 13:39:10 A: Bubbles, everybody loves bubbles. Q: Why is there so many vowels in the word queue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #430 – 2014-06-13, 13:59:44 A: Pity for all the orphaned vowels.Q: How many dimensions does a typical town have?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #431 – 2014-06-14, 03:31:04 A: Err. ..3 dimensions, because we live in a 3 dimensional world. Q: Why do elephants make loud trumpet noises?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #432 – 2014-06-14, 11:21:11 A: They used to make harp-like noises, but decided that trumpets were more dignified.Q: Why are lawns made from grass and not buttercups?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #433 – 2014-06-15, 12:10:03 A: So you can practice your putting at home, on the same surface as a golf course.Q: How much ice is there in an ice cream?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #434 – 2014-06-15, 18:48:24 A: Why ask? Surely you're not thinking of adding a couple of ice cream cubes to a glass of scotch? The answer is "none" of course.Q: Why do we have 10 toes and 10 fingers and not 12?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #435 – 2014-06-17, 14:56:49 A: Because Adam & Eve didn't want their kids to look like extra- terrestrials with 12 fingers .Q: Do animals celebrate and get drunk on New Year's eve?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #436 – 2014-06-17, 15:00:12 A: Yes; human animals.Q: When waves break on the beach, who puts them together again?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #437 – 2014-06-17, 18:43:32 A: Fish are experts at the craft. Waves are their offerings to the above-water gods who provide them with sustenance. Rumor has it there's a rising skeptical population.Q: Were medieval manuscripts written by people or elves?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #438 – 2014-06-17, 19:21:52 A: They were dictated by elves and scribbled by men.Q: Why are football's painted so they don't look like football's?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #439 – 2014-06-17, 19:33:34 A: Part of the game is finding the egg.Q: How many quills does an elf use?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #440 – 2014-06-19, 17:39:10 A: 4. One each for black, red, blue and green ink. Though red is only used for corrections and as we all know elves never make mistakes. Q: Why do bees swarm?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #441 – 2014-06-19, 20:19:45 A: The shape of their vocal organs gives them some trouble properly communicating in human speech. They actually like to sun, not swarm.Q: How many foxes does it take to eat a chicken?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #442 – 2014-06-19, 20:28:20 A: No chicken has ever lived to tell the tale, so we don't know.Q: Why do horses have long noses?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #443 – 2014-06-22, 18:15:28 A: So they can sniff out the food lurking in the dark corners at the bottom of their nosebag.Q: Why do some footballers wear different coloured boots?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #444 – 2014-06-23, 06:00:16 A: So they don't kick themselves by accident.Q: What's the point of fish racing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #445 – 2014-06-23, 08:05:41 A: Fish in cars are awesome.Q: Are your windows fuzzy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #446 – 2014-06-23, 08:51:37 A: I don't know I can't see through them clearlyQ: What is hairy with pink spots and an umbrella?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #447 – 2014-06-25, 13:30:15 A: It's a new species of caterpillar found in the Amazon rain forest, one that doesn't like the rain obviously.Q: How long should you stay hidden, when playing hide and seek with someone who is hopeless at seeking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #448 – 2014-06-28, 16:00:02 A: Until you get bored.Q: If you were standing on the Moon, would Australia look upside down?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #449 – 2014-06-28, 19:22:05 A: Australia IS upside-down.Q: Can you imagine a world without onions?
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