Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #275 – 2014-03-24, 17:06:45 A: To balance the other half moon.Q: What do you call a wife who doesn't bully her husband?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #276 – 2014-03-24, 18:39:14 A: A widow.Q: When you lose your voice where does it go?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #277 – 2014-03-25, 20:40:40 A: It does not go anywhere; the throat-croak takes charge and then it's a voice-over.B: Where does the Sun go at night?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #278 – 2014-03-25, 21:23:31 A: It gets folded and stacked with all the other recyclable papers.Q: How do you eat a chop without getting a sharp bit poked into your left nostril?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #279 – 2014-03-26, 09:07:02 A: Use the other hand.Q: Which is the most iconic icon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #280 – 2014-03-26, 13:06:43 A: Betty BoopQ: Why is a dry Martini wet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #281 – 2014-03-26, 14:08:42 A: It got it's name from someone with a dry sense of humour.Q: Did the Romans have trolls in their forums?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #282 – 2014-03-26, 17:41:30 A: Obviously. Where do you think trolls lived before the invention of stone bridges?Q: Is the 'supreme bridge builder' the king of all trolls?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #283 – 2014-03-26, 17:44:37 A: No, just the person they blame for everything.Q: Why did Limp Bizkit tell people to "keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #284 – 2014-03-26, 17:55:45 A: because the Blues Brothers did it first Q: Do you play both kinds of music?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #285 – 2014-03-27, 14:10:10 A: No, but I do play both notes.Q: Why does some types of cheese have holes? Last Edit: 2014-03-27, 14:24:16 by Luxor
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #286 – 2014-03-27, 18:52:25 A: to make you pay for nothingQ: how did they put the holes in there?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #287 – 2014-03-27, 19:51:52 A: They didn't. The holes were always there. They just wrapped the cheese around them.Q: If jam is usually made of fruit, what are log jams made of? Traffic jams?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #288 – 2014-03-29, 14:32:44 A: Man's incompetence.Q: Why do actors always exit stage left?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #289 – 2014-03-29, 15:14:24 A: Because it wouldn't be right if they didn't.Q: What sound does a worm make?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #290 – 2014-03-29, 15:29:58 A: Most worms like to play drums.Q: What's a fork for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #291 – 2014-03-29, 23:59:46 A: fork()ing, obviously.Q: why are there so many spawns?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #292 – 2014-03-30, 14:06:22 A: It's those damned molluscs to blame, they have such a high sex drive.Q: What's the best cure for a headache?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #293 – 2014-03-30, 18:26:09 A: Amputation.Q: Who thinks up the unpronouncable names for medicines?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #294 – 2014-03-31, 12:45:47 A: The makers of Scrabble, they use any letter tiles that are leftover at the end of the day.Q: What's on the other side of a black hole?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #295 – 2014-04-01, 15:08:33 A: A lot of bits and pieces rushing towards you.Q: If wind blows from one country to another can the upwind country charge the other for breathing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #296 – 2014-04-01, 16:13:53 A: Yes it's called a windfall tax.Q: Why do pigs have squiggly tails?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #297 – 2014-04-03, 15:54:32 A: Because they evolved from porkscrews.B: Why do submarines not have balconies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #298 – 2014-04-03, 16:07:29 A: Because the Captain doesn't want the crews to sit around fishing on the balcony.Q: Why do we need a pillow when we sleep?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #299 – 2014-04-04, 03:23:04 A: To keep our heads off the cold kitchen floor.Q: Is someone who makes an error an errer?
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