Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #250 – 2014-03-19, 01:01:10 No. Since there are 30 days in a month, there should also be 30 hrs in one day. Q: If humans evolved from monkeys, where did cows come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #251 – 2014-03-19, 13:28:12 A: Bullfrogs.Q: Is fly fishing the best way to catch flies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #252 – 2014-03-19, 17:54:40 A: Only if you take care to use rotting meat for bait.Q: Can yeast rise too fast?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #253 – 2014-03-19, 18:47:06 A: Yes, if that happens in beer, the beer gets ahead of itself.B: Why are ? upside down in Spain¿
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #254 – 2014-03-20, 12:17:03 A: That's the correct way to do them, the rest of us are doing it wrong.Q: Why is sandpaper only rough on one side?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #255 – 2014-03-21, 15:44:13 A: It's cheaper to make that wayQ: Why do cats have nine lives?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #256 – 2014-03-21, 15:59:37 A: Because when asked how many they wanted, they didn't think to say "infinite".Q: If clouds are water, does that mean you can swim in them?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #257 – 2014-03-21, 16:08:28 A: Sorry, no trick questions allowed.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #258 – 2014-03-21, 16:15:35 A: Because chickens can never keep their word.Q: Do trees go through puberty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #259 – 2014-03-21, 17:25:10 A: Only the ones with four limbs.Q: Can you explain quantum chromodynamics?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #260 – 2014-03-21, 18:08:27 A: Yes, but then I'd have to kill youB: If an apple a day keeps the Doctor away, where does he go?.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #261 – 2014-03-21, 18:29:23 A: To the hospital if he has the patience.B: If a Zulu warrior has a spear, does it mean that he gets the shaft?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #262 – 2014-03-22, 15:20:23 A: No, the idea of a spear is that you stick it in someone else.Q: Which is more risk to your health: chocolates or newspapers? .... and why not?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #263 – 2014-03-22, 17:55:41 A: Newspapers, you never hear of anyone getting a paper cut from chocolate.Q: Why can you only get the Sunday papers on a Sunday?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #264 – 2014-03-23, 07:34:38 A: I blame the Sunday news, for not happening earlier in the week.Q: Why are wheels round?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #265 – 2014-03-23, 10:13:51 A: Because God, in His infinite wisdom, wanted bicycles to ride smoothly.Q: What's a Putin?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #266 – 2014-03-23, 13:32:52 A: An instruction, first noted in the Kama Sutra.Q: Is a Lemon just a mixed up Melon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #267 – 2014-03-23, 14:14:38 A: No it's a misspelt Beatle.B: A raspberry is to Roast Beef as Putin is to. ... what?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #268 – 2014-03-23, 18:40:57 A: Takeout.Q: Who was the first organist?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #269 – 2014-03-23, 19:16:59 A: The one with the biggest pipes.B: Why don't politicians sing their speeches?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #270 – 2014-03-23, 19:59:53 A: Robots can't sing yet.Q: What magical substance is vaseline made of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #271 – 2014-03-23, 20:10:59 A: MayonnaiseQ: How many pints does a ten gallon hat hold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #272 – 2014-03-23, 22:40:46 A: None. It all runs out through those little holes in the side.Q: Why is a TV receiver called a "set' when there is only one of them?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #273 – 2014-03-24, 08:06:20 A: Because there's one in my living room and one in my bedroom.Q: What's another name for "boomerang"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #274 – 2014-03-24, 09:50:35 A: A ThrowmecatchmeQ: Why is a half moon sideways?
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