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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #25
A: Because the first time you open your eyes, the colour of the first thing you see is imprinted on your iris.


Q: How high is high?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #26
A: Err...when it's high enough to reach the sky?

Q: What did Armstrong say to himself when he reached the moon?

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Reply #27
A.   My kidneys are bustin'!!!!!

Q. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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Reply #28
A: It prevents chafing so it's pretty much a standard requirement.


Q: Is a cup of coffee really a good way to start the day?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #29
A: Yes. Because that's what Merlin said to Arthur before he became King.

Q: What did Indiana Jones wanted to say when he saw Hitler but couldn't say it?

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Reply #30
A: I love your mustache.

Q: What is the secret to a good risotto?

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Reply #31
 A. The proper balance of Wallpaper Glue & Goats Cheese.
Q. Can we spell creativity however we want?

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Reply #32
A: Unless it's for an exam you can spell it any which way you like.


Q: What are jellyfish really made of?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #33
 A.   Flavasham & Gismoich
Q.   If the President were homosexuil, would his husband be the 'first man'?

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Reply #34
A: Of course not. Because the President is experienced in political, and other types of affairs.

Q: Why do bats sleep during the day but up and about at night?

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Reply #35
 A. Sunshine sensitive Hemorrhoids ................... because inquisitive minds needed to know.
Q. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?

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Reply #36
A: It depends when the drowning occurred, if in practice then no but if in competition and a medal is at stake then they must all go together.


Q: Is there a practical use for belly button fluff?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #37
A: It's something for little kids to play with when they're bored.

Q: Why does the sun rise from the East?

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Reply #38
A: It's a safety measure and has been that way since the Icarus incident.


Q: What is the dough from the hole of a doughnut used for?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #39
A: It's actually invisible but still there, so it's used to fatten up donut eaters even more than they think.

Q: Why are there right-handed people?

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Reply #40
A: Because there's still a surplus of right-handed screwdrivers that need to be used up before left-handed use becomes compulsory.


Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks? 
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #41
A: I don't know, I never asked.
Q: Why do apples have pips?

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Reply #42
A: Because they have Great Expectations.

Q: Why do rats love avocados?

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Reply #43
A: Because rats think that avocados keep the cats away.

Q: Why do we have a moon orbiting the Earth?

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Reply #44
A: Because an orange would just look ridiculous.


Q: When is the best time to ask for a wage rise?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #45
A: During Xmas holidays, because that's when you need extra money for Xmas shopping.

Q: Why do volcanoes erupt?

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Reply #46
A: Indigestion, it's just the mountain having a good burp.


Q: Where do bees go in the winter?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #47
A: To Africa, where they are educated to become killer bees.

Q: When is it appropriate to eat peanut butter?

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Reply #48
A: On Satayday
Q: What causes Sunlight?

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Reply #49
A: An extremely big, high voltage lightbulb in outer space.

Q: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?