Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #25 – 2013-12-04, 13:23:54 A: Because the first time you open your eyes, the colour of the first thing you see is imprinted on your iris.Q: How high is high?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #26 – 2013-12-05, 05:02:40 A: Err...when it's high enough to reach the sky?Q: What did Armstrong say to himself when he reached the moon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #27 – 2013-12-05, 06:01:07 A. My kidneys are bustin'!!!!!Q. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #28 – 2013-12-05, 10:50:41 A: It prevents chafing so it's pretty much a standard requirement.Q: Is a cup of coffee really a good way to start the day?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #29 – 2013-12-05, 14:51:05 A: Yes. Because that's what Merlin said to Arthur before he became King.Q: What did Indiana Jones wanted to say when he saw Hitler but couldn't say it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #30 – 2013-12-05, 18:30:39 A: I love your mustache.Q: What is the secret to a good risotto?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #31 – 2013-12-05, 18:54:11 A. The proper balance of Wallpaper Glue & Goats Cheese. Q. Can we spell creativity however we want?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #32 – 2013-12-05, 19:00:06 A: Unless it's for an exam you can spell it any which way you like.Q: What are jellyfish really made of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #33 – 2013-12-05, 19:21:28 A. Flavasham & Gismoich Q. If the President were homosexuil, would his husband be the 'first man'?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #34 – 2013-12-05, 19:46:31 A: Of course not. Because the President is experienced in political, and other types of affairs. Q: Why do bats sleep during the day but up and about at night?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #35 – 2013-12-05, 19:57:53 A. Sunshine sensitive Hemorrhoids ................... because inquisitive minds needed to know. Q. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #36 – 2013-12-06, 12:10:37 A: It depends when the drowning occurred, if in practice then no but if in competition and a medal is at stake then they must all go together.Q: Is there a practical use for belly button fluff?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #37 – 2013-12-08, 04:43:13 A: It's something for little kids to play with when they're bored.Q: Why does the sun rise from the East?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #38 – 2013-12-08, 12:31:38 A: It's a safety measure and has been that way since the Icarus incident.Q: What is the dough from the hole of a doughnut used for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #39 – 2013-12-08, 12:40:13 A: It's actually invisible but still there, so it's used to fatten up donut eaters even more than they think.Q: Why are there right-handed people?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #40 – 2013-12-08, 13:47:37 A: Because there's still a surplus of right-handed screwdrivers that need to be used up before left-handed use becomes compulsory.Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #41 – 2013-12-08, 19:39:53 A: I don't know, I never asked.Q: Why do apples have pips?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #42 – 2013-12-08, 19:57:49 A: Because they have Great Expectations.Q: Why do rats love avocados?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #43 – 2013-12-09, 04:21:56 A: Because rats think that avocados keep the cats away.Q: Why do we have a moon orbiting the Earth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #44 – 2013-12-09, 13:19:18 A: Because an orange would just look ridiculous.Q: When is the best time to ask for a wage rise?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #45 – 2013-12-10, 04:58:50 A: During Xmas holidays, because that's when you need extra money for Xmas shopping.Q: Why do volcanoes erupt?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #46 – 2013-12-10, 14:22:24 A: Indigestion, it's just the mountain having a good burp.Q: Where do bees go in the winter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #47 – 2013-12-10, 15:04:52 A: To Africa, where they are educated to become killer bees.Q: When is it appropriate to eat peanut butter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #48 – 2013-12-10, 20:10:03 A: On SataydayQ: What causes Sunlight?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #49 – 2013-12-11, 02:21:13 A: An extremely big, high voltage lightbulb in outer space. Q: Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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