Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #100 – 2014-01-02, 18:03:01 A: How else would you go around the church?Q: How long does it take to solve a Rubrick's Cube?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #101 – 2014-01-03, 12:45:51 A: It can never be solved, you may think you have solved it but you haven't really solved it at all. Q: How long is a piece of string?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #102 – 2014-01-03, 16:51:02 A: A piece of string may have 'strings attached' to it so you can't really measure it's actual length.Q: Why do stars appear only at night and not during the day?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #103 – 2014-01-03, 17:38:47 A: Stars are shy creatures, even if they look confident on film.Q: Was pasta invented by the Romans?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #104 – 2014-01-04, 02:29:16 A. Torturellini Q. What's your firearm of choice during Tourist Season?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #105 – 2014-01-04, 11:37:17 A: Bananas.Q: Why did no one hear the big bang?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #106 – 2014-01-04, 12:04:33 A: It was named ironically. It was actually a tiny crackle.Q: Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #107 – 2014-01-04, 12:15:24 A: In the closet with Daphne.Q: How does the tide know when to come in?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #108 – 2014-01-05, 14:47:08 A: It comes in when the sea is wet.Q: Who wins at Pong?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #109 – 2014-01-05, 15:50:02 A: Ping. That's how the word Ping Pong was created.Q: Why do we yawn when we get bored or sleepy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #110 – 2014-01-05, 18:06:59 A: Just in case there are any dentists in the area, in the faint hope of getting a free check-up.Q: Do butterflies eat margarine?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #111 – 2014-01-05, 18:23:32 A: Yes but they prefer butter mixed with jam.Q: Do ghosts like to watch horror movies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #112 – 2014-01-05, 18:50:21 A: Only if they got the part.Q: What's better? Hazulnut or walnut?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #113 – 2014-01-05, 19:52:05 A: Actually cashew nuts, or any nuts that won't drive you nuts.Q: What did people in the Middle Ages use before toilet paper was invented?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #114 – 2014-01-05, 20:00:25 A: Rabbits.Q: Was the black widow spider ever really married?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #115 – 2014-01-05, 20:12:18 A: No, it's a euphemism for nymphomania.Q: Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #116 – 2014-01-06, 12:58:09 A: Sheep farmers everywhere.Q: What sank the Titanic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #117 – 2014-01-06, 13:02:46 A: Hollywood.Q: Is ink expensive?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #118 – 2014-01-06, 13:40:18 A: Not at all, just squeeze a squid and you can get what you want for free.Q: Are pine trees always pining?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #119 – 2014-01-08, 19:15:04 A. Only when they're not passin' gas!Q. Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #120 – 2014-01-08, 19:23:46 A: It's actually an abbreviation of a much longer word, so it's quite short.Q: Why is a red pen red?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #121 – 2014-01-08, 19:29:58 A. Because if it causes worts frogs would be on the dole. Q. What does tar-baby have to do with cough syrup?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #122 – 2014-01-08, 21:16:21 A: Tar makes you cough.Q: How delicious is Marmite?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #123 – 2014-01-09, 11:47:27 A: About as delicious as consuming the entire contents of a sewage plant.Q: Is cutting both your hands off at the wrist an effective aid in a diet regime?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #124 – 2014-01-11, 04:27:49 A: Perhaps, or you could try Klingon gagh and you won't have to eat for several days afterwards.Q: Do eskimos like to eat ice-cream?
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