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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

The rules are simple, post a stupid answer to the previous person's question and then post a stupid question.
For example:
Poster 1
Q: Why is the sky blue?
Poster 2
A: Because the Elephants asked first.
Q: Can you boil an egg?
Poster 3
A: Only in government allowed areas.


OK Simple enough? Then I shall begin.  :)

Q: Why does day turn into night?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #1 –
A: Because the sun goes to sleep.

Q: Why do birds sing on a tree?

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Reply #2 –
A: To make the penguins jealous.
Q: What do you take for a headache?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #3 –
A: Fried rice, because a chinese philosopher said it is a healthy diet.

Q: What you do when you can't sleep?

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Reply #4 –
A: Stalk my neighbour.
Q: How do aircraft stay in the sky?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #5 –
A: Using a bunch of baloons filled with helium gas, in case the aircraft runs out of fuel.

Q: Why is it cold in the winter?

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Reply #6 –
A: So the snowmen can come out to play.
Q: Who invented the telephone?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #7 –
A: Teenagers who wanted to talk on the phone.
Q: How does garlic grow?

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Reply #8 –
A: By mixing it with white chalk, because garlic needs to stay white while it grows.

Q: Why do people always watch TV when they're at home?

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Reply #9 –
A: To ward off evil.
Q: How many trees are there in a forest?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #10 –
Only a Forest Elf knows the answer.

How many clouds are there up in the sky?

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Reply #11 –
A: Just the two, one for day and one for night.

Q: What is the best way to cook a steak?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #12 –
A: Give it tickets to a rock concert.

Q: Why do people cut their nails?

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Reply #13 –
A. So their hammering skills can improve.

Q. How many nuts are there in a bag of peanuts?

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Reply #14 –
A: One. Just the person eating them.  :P

Q: Why can some animals talk while others can't?

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Reply #15 –
A. It all has to do with the way their lips pucker when they pronounce some sounds like[glow=red,2,300]  W[/glow]  when they try to say swwwwwwweeeeet. Dobermans have no problem, while Orangutangs have a distinct disadvantage.

Q. Have you had any sexual relations with anyone in this thread, & why?

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Reply #16 –
A: A gentleman like myself would never reveal such information unless there is financial reward promised.


Q: What is the oddest thing in your pockets?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #17 –
A: It has a hole that connects all the way down to my socks.

Q: What did Merlin The Magician say when he saw The Loch Ness Monster?

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Reply #18 –
A: We're going to need a bigger boat.


Q: What is the correct way to extinguish a fire?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #19 –
Lol  ;D

A: Wait for the firemen .

Q: What did the sheep say to the shepherd?

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Reply #20 –
A. Hey Saheed, don't touch me there fella!
Q. How long would it take for a 1 legged grasshopper to kick all the pits out of a watermelon?

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Reply #21 –
A: Six hours and fifteen minutes, unless it stops for a coffee now and again when it should really be focused on the task.


Q: Why do hot chillies make your eyes water?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #22 –
A: Because your eyes think you're crying when you eat hot chillies.

Q: Why does sugar taste sweet?

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Reply #23 –
A: Because it's filtered through a honeybees bottom.


Q: How do magnets work?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #24 –
A: By placing them against anything metal.

Q: Why are there different eye colors?