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Reply #651 –
Quote from: Mandi on

Quote from: Luxor on

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8)  Maybe I could become an ass whisperer.   :right:

            Have an unruly ass??
            Call Mandi @ 555.5555 to straighten that ass up!

Sorry, that's the best I could do at the present time. I will work on my advertisement.

It needs a picture.


I will work on that.  ;)

Get the pic with you sitting on one. Call it:
ASSonASS

Stubborn ass? Need someone to ride that ass?

Call Mandi. The ass specialist. <number>

She'll work with your ass so hard it'll do tricks.

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Reply #652 –
Quote from: ensbb3 on

Quote from: Mandi on

Quote from: Luxor on

Quote from: Mandi on
8)  Maybe I could become an ass whisperer.   :right:

            Have an unruly ass??
            Call Mandi @ 555.5555 to straighten that ass up!

Sorry, that's the best I could do at the present time. I will work on my advertisement.

It needs a picture.


I will work on that.  ;)

Get the pic with you sitting on one. Call it:
ASSonASS

Stubborn ass? Need someone to ride that ass?

Call Mandi. The ass specialist. <number>

She'll work with your ass so hard it'll do tricks.



:lol: :lol: I can always count on you to make things sound better and become funnier. Thanks!
 

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Reply #653 –
I was just reading about the Scunthorpe problem, which states that if you automatically replace words like ass you get results like buttbuttin (assassin).

BUTTonBUTT? Hmm…

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Reply #655 –
Quote from: expatri on
Guess that would work for the PG crowd...

The PG crowd?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #657 –
Quote from: Frenzie on
Oh, you know, those Proto-Germanics.

Well it's that or parental guidance. That's the only other thing I could think of.
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #658 –
Parents are supposed to guide their children toward responsible ass use, which is not the same thing as avoidance. Prohibition and abstinence are proven not to work. So no, it can't be that. ;)

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Reply #659 –
And yet twerking is a thing. One should never turn an ass upside down and shake it. (he-haw!)

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Reply #660 –
Quote from: ensbb3 on
One should never turn an ass upside down and shake it.

That sounds blindingly obvious to me.  :P
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #662 –
Quote from: expatri on
Sadly though, "blindingly obvious" and Americans generally don't mix...

Well you live there and you are an American, so who am I to argue.
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #663 –
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Sadly though, "blindingly obvious" and Americans generally don't mix...

Well you live there and you are an American, so who am I to argue.

As an American, I am required to answer "No one! You are not an American, so you have no argument!!!"
If Scotland gains its independence, will they have friendly immigration laws? 'Cause I'm feeling more and more like making a significant change in locales...
You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success.
Act like it!

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Reply #664 –
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If Scotland gains its independence, will they have friendly immigration laws?

They say they will, if not I'll have a friendly word with my mate Eck and your in.

Note: Eck = Alex Salmond
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #665 –
Quote from: Luxor on

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If Scotland gains its independence, will they have friendly immigration laws?

They say they will, if not I'll have a friendly word with my mate Eck and your in.

Note: Eck = Alex Salmond

Good to know. Always nice to have options. Had no idea you were so well connected... ;)
You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success.
Act like it!

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Reply #666 –
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Reply #667 –
Quote from: expatri on
Had no idea you were so well connected..

I'm not really, but some folk seem to think I am. His sister lives in my area though so I could hunt her down if need be.


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How is Bailey?

Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.
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He should be friends with him too.

Don't think Bailey is interested in politicians, unless they come with a plate of prawns obviously.
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #668 –
Quote from: Luxor on

Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.

A plate of prawns? I'd better not let Clint or Nixie see that. They're liable to get jealous...

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Don't think Bailey is interested in politicians, unless they come with a plate of prawns obviously.

As would be the case with most cats...
You are the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success.
Act like it!

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Reply #669 –
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Bailey is currently busy celebrating his 5th birthday with a plate of prawns.

Really? :) Happy Birthday to Bailey :hat:

Just got done watching the movie S.W.A.T. Hmm...if you're a police officer and that billionare criminal offers you $66 million for his escape, do you keep driving and send him to federal prison or do you turn your car around and let him escape? :devil:

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Reply #671 –
Quote from: expatri on
A plate of prawns? I'd better not let Clint or Nixie see that. They're liable to get jealous...

That's understandable. 

Quote from: Syav on
Hmm...if you're a police officer and that billionare criminal offers you $66 million for his escape, do you keep driving and send him to federal prison or do you turn your car around and let him escape?

Silly question, take the money every time. Then leave the country and live somewhere with no extradition treaty. 
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Lucky cat.

Definitely, they were supposed to be my prawns.
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #672 –
Is prawn a type of shrimp or another name for it? I've never heard of such. Probably because I don't like seafood.  :yuck:

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Reply #673 –
Quote from: Mandi on
Is prawn a type of shrimp or another name for it?

Another name for it. Prawn here, shrimp over there
Quote from: Mandi on
Probably because I don't like seafood.

I don't like fish, but I love shellfish. Weird huh?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #674 –
Quote from: Luxor on

Quote from: Mandi on
Is prawn a type of shrimp or another name for it?

Another name for it. Prawn here, shrimp over there

Thank you! I had a feeling that was the case.
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Probably because I don't like seafood.

I don't like fish, but I love shellfish. Weird huh?
Not so weird. I know of other people that are the same way.  :)


Mod edit: Fixed quotes.