Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #25 – 2015-04-14, 15:37:10 The helicopter pilot couldn't help himself and started cheering. Harry was an overweight guy, so his athletics were an amazing show.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #26 – 2015-04-28, 07:59:33 Harry was offended. "Smartarse bastard," he muttered. "Just wait until I get into that chopper".
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #27 – 2015-04-29, 20:25:12 While Harry was pulling himself up by the helicopter's landing gear, the Scot realized his error and turned around.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #28 – 2015-04-30, 08:43:52 "This bodes ill." he muttered, and realised that he had never heard anyone use that phrase, "Hardly surprising," he thought, "it really sounds silly when you say it out loud.."
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #29 – 2015-05-12, 18:17:39 But Harry liked the sound, so he said it over and over..."This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill."Oh my god! Echolalia!
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #31 – 2015-05-13, 21:39:10 Worse than that, his brother, a doctor, was losing patients.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #32 – 2015-05-15, 20:15:57 Worse was yet to come, as a quick glance at the fuel gauge revealed.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #33 – 2015-05-25, 12:15:43 A hole with two wires protruding through it, where the fuel gauge should be. Oh joy! he thought to himself., this day gets better and better.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #34 – 2015-05-31, 09:19:47 Little did he know what was looming on the horizon.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #35 – 2015-05-31, 20:00:15 The rhythmic chanting and the throbbing drumbeats should have given him a hint, but his full attention was taken by a much more immediate problem.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #36 – 2015-06-02, 19:14:05 The exposed wires had touched causing a spark which had set fire to the paper bag in which he kept his fish and chip sandwich. He tried to rescue the halibut, but the paper bag split in two and ... ....
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #38 – 2015-06-06, 15:13:43 What am I thinking? He exclaimed, and pulled the ejection lever.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #39 – 2015-06-06, 20:46:33 which, unsurprisingly, came free in his hand.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #40 – 2015-06-07, 09:05:52 Feeling rejected he elected to eject in another direction.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #41 – 2015-06-09, 07:36:54 "I never had much faith in the 'through-the-rotors' ejector system anyway", he muttered. "ever since I saw that it was manufactured by the Bung Thing meat mincer company."
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #42 – 2015-06-09, 18:32:16 Oh to #!*#!** with this he said and opened the door, jumped out and leapt off the side of the building.Drifting down under his parachute he noticed that the high wind was blowing him towards a forest.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #43 – 2015-06-09, 20:25:24 The trees in the forest were oddly twinkly
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #44 – 2015-06-10, 00:34:31 "Strange," he thought. "Every second tree is twinkly. It can't be a mere coincidence. The only other time I saw something like this was in that disastrous mission to Hyde Park in London."
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #45 – 2015-06-13, 19:56:56 He drifted into the forest, brushing the tops of the trees and got a twinkle in his eye when he saw
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #46 – 2015-06-14, 09:46:28 As he slowly dropped down he suddenly saw a fountain.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #47 – 2015-06-16, 08:20:36 But it wasn't the kind of fountain shoots water into the air. Rather it gushed...
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #48 – 2015-06-16, 09:10:04 some kind of dark brownish viscous liquid, not unlike oil in appearance. Unfortunately he was headed straight for it.
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #49 – 2015-06-16, 20:08:42 "Maybe I was better off back there on the roof," he mused. "My God!" he said out loud. "I wonder what happened to that clumsy fat guy on the roof!"