Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #25 – 2015-04-14, 15:37:10 The helicopter pilot couldn't help himself and started cheering. Harry was an overweight guy, so his athletics were an amazing show. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #26 – 2015-04-28, 07:59:33 Harry was offended. "Smartarse bastard," he muttered. "Just wait until I get into that chopper". Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #27 – 2015-04-29, 20:25:12 While Harry was pulling himself up by the helicopter's landing gear, the Scot realized his error and turned around. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #28 – 2015-04-30, 08:43:52 "This bodes ill." he muttered, and realised that he had never heard anyone use that phrase, "Hardly surprising," he thought, "it really sounds silly when you say it out loud.." Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #29 – 2015-05-12, 18:17:39 But Harry liked the sound, so he said it over and over..."This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill.""This bodes ill."Oh my god! Echolalia! Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #30 – 2015-05-13, 15:35:31 The pilot was losing patience Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #31 – 2015-05-13, 21:39:10 Worse than that, his brother, a doctor, was losing patients. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #32 – 2015-05-15, 20:15:57 Worse was yet to come, as a quick glance at the fuel gauge revealed. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #33 – 2015-05-25, 12:15:43 A hole with two wires protruding through it, where the fuel gauge should be. Oh joy! he thought to himself., this day gets better and better. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #34 – 2015-05-31, 09:19:47 Little did he know what was looming on the horizon. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #35 – 2015-05-31, 20:00:15 The rhythmic chanting and the throbbing drumbeats should have given him a hint, but his full attention was taken by a much more immediate problem. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #36 – 2015-06-02, 19:14:05 The exposed wires had touched causing a spark which had set fire to the paper bag in which he kept his fish and chip sandwich. He tried to rescue the halibut, but the paper bag split in two and ... .... Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #38 – 2015-06-06, 15:13:43 What am I thinking? He exclaimed, and pulled the ejection lever. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #39 – 2015-06-06, 20:46:33 which, unsurprisingly, came free in his hand. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #40 – 2015-06-07, 09:05:52 Feeling rejected he elected to eject in another direction. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #41 – 2015-06-09, 07:36:54 "I never had much faith in the 'through-the-rotors' ejector system anyway", he muttered. "ever since I saw that it was manufactured by the Bung Thing meat mincer company." Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #42 – 2015-06-09, 18:32:16 Oh to #!*#!** with this he said and opened the door, jumped out and leapt off the side of the building.Drifting down under his parachute he noticed that the high wind was blowing him towards a forest. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #43 – 2015-06-09, 20:25:24 The trees in the forest were oddly twinkly Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #44 – 2015-06-10, 00:34:31 "Strange," he thought. "Every second tree is twinkly. It can't be a mere coincidence. The only other time I saw something like this was in that disastrous mission to Hyde Park in London." Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #45 – 2015-06-13, 19:56:56 He drifted into the forest, brushing the tops of the trees and got a twinkle in his eye when he saw Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #46 – 2015-06-14, 09:46:28 As he slowly dropped down he suddenly saw a fountain. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #47 – 2015-06-16, 08:20:36 But it wasn't the kind of fountain shoots water into the air. Rather it gushed... Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #48 – 2015-06-16, 09:10:04 some kind of dark brownish viscous liquid, not unlike oil in appearance. Unfortunately he was headed straight for it. Quick Quote
Re: Write A Collaborative Novel Reply #49 – 2015-06-16, 20:08:42 "Maybe I was better off back there on the roof," he mused. "My God!" he said out loud. "I wonder what happened to that clumsy fat guy on the roof!" Quick Quote