As a life long lover of railways and very into rail simulators every week there are regular programmes about passenger rail interests here. One series with the ex-minister Michael Portillo on lines visits in Scotland, England, Wales, Ulster, Eire. Chris Tarrant doing an hour long visit to national passenger rail across the world and a former actor doing something similar in a series.
I like turtles.
For goodness sake have you been staring at the mirror??