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Freelance Digital Designer- UTV Media (GB)

UTV plc (http://www.mediauk.com/organisations/344861/utv-plc)

We now have a vacancy for a Freelance Digital Designer to work 3 days a week across our local radio station websites (E.g. Signal Radio, Juice FM and The Pulse) designing and implementing our commercial inventory and turning briefs into online ads that work for our clients across MPUs, Skyscrapers, microsites, takeovers etc.

The ideal person will need to be well organised and able to manage a heavy work flow and meet deadlines and have a good working knowledge of Photoshop, HTML, CSS and Flash.

http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18280/freelance-digital-designer

The closing date for applications is Thursday 24 April 2014.

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No one here wants to work.

One of the things I have noticed here over modern years has been successive governments encouraging more and more young people to go to university. However a big chunk of those from the lower end do not stick it and others doing degrees in conjured up subjects that mean damn little.

Maybe things are too hot for them over your way Belfrager? :D

One of the things I have noticed here over modern years has been successive governments encouraging more and more young people to go to university. However a big chunk of those from the lower end do not stick it and others doing degrees in conjured up subjects that mean damn little.

Maybe things are too hot for them over your way Belfrager? :D

The idea of democratize access to universities is a stupid one that only could have the result that it had. An electrician or a plummer wins ten times more than any Economist, Engineer,etc.

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No one here wants to work.

I thought this was my work?  Btw, what's my 401K looking like?  And I need my insurance card...I'm not a Newbie anymore!    ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

I'm glad you up the topic, but would you mind staying on it?:)

I thought this was my work?  Btw, what's my 401K looking like?  And I need my insurance card...I'm not a Newbie anymore!    ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ

Only 0.551 posts per day? You're about to lose your benefits!

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I am still waiting on that salary that @Frenzie promised me for my constant adverts for DnD that I put out........   :eek:

!desufnoc em sah eussi elohw sihT

Capital Scotland (http://www.capitalfm.com/glasgow) is offering two vacancies: account manager (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18301/account-manager-capital-scotland) and media planner (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18302/media-planner-capital-scotland), both closing Tuesday 13 May.

I haven't had a job since 1987. I've been self-employed since then. I'd fire me, but then hiring somebody to replace me could be a problem.

You're a bloody capitalist! 

Sponsorship & Promotions Project Manager, Choice Consultants (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18311/sponsorship-promotions-project-manager)

This job is located in Edinburgh, Scotland. (map (http://maps.google.com/?z=11&ll=55.95,-3.2))

Closes: Wednesday 14 May
This vacancy for a Sponsorship & Promotions Project Manager was posted on Wednesday 16 April 2014
Disclaimer and terms of use (http://www.mediauk.com/terms)

Freelance sales executive (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18319/freelance-sales-executive), The Imaging Cloud

Here at The Imaging Cloud we are looking for an outgoing sales executive with excellent knowledge of the radio industry. The applicant will have an extensive contacts list, in particular on the production / creative side.

Your role will be to promote and sell our online imaging content delivery service to the UK radio industry. The role is commission based and can be as many or as little hours as you would like. The role would ideally suit as a second job.

The position can either be based out of our London offices or from home. We would cover meeting / travel expenses and pay commission on any sales.

"Closes: Wednesday 7 May"
http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs

Here's one for Mr. Howie.

Choice Consultants are Scotland’s leading specialist advertising and media sales recruitment consultancy.

Glasgow/ Central Scotland

IT Support Analyst (Maternity Cover), Global Radio (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18361/it-support-analyst-maternity-cover)

This job is located in Greater London, England. (map (http://maps.google.com/?z=11&ll=51.5,-0.16667))

Breakfast Producer, BBC Radio Sheffield (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18416/breakfast-producer-bbc-radio-sheffield), BBC Radio Sheffield
Sheffield - closes Thursday 8 May

National Account Manager (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18418/national-account-manager), Bauer Radio/ Radio Clyde
Glasgow - closes Friday 9 May
(Interesting - will they hire RJ?)

Freelance Sales Executive (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18452/freelance-sales-executive), 107.5 Switch Radio
Birmingham - closes Thursday 29 May


Radio Advertising Field Sales Executive (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18448/radio-advertising-field-sales-executive), Choice Consultants
Stirling - closes Thursday 29 May

Wll now Joshn, I never had to ask to appear on television or the two occasions on radio they came looking for me....!

I may, at some point, consider a change. After the pattern I'm already familiar with, I will remain an I.C. (That's "Dirty Capitalist" to you, Josh.)

I've been looking over the field, and there is a possibility that I will contract to a different outfit than the one I presently work with. It comes with serious changes though, and it's not to be taken lightly.

Right now, I work in "Turn and burn". I pick up freight here in the Chicago area, then deliver it over thataway, then head back home clean. The pay while loaded isn't shabby-- 1.07 a mile at present-- but I take it in the shorts headed back since dead-head miles don't pay at all.

Then there's the OTR lifestyle that many expedited drivers have. They take a run, and don't get home again for weeks or months at a time. You make more money because there's less dead-head, but the other side of that coin is that you live in the van for that time. I mean, sleeping, eating, watching TV or "working" on the computer, and using truck-stop facilities for basic necessities between runs. At the end of three months on the road, even the relatively huge Sprinter gets a bit small when it's been your "home" for that time period. Expedited has some serious down time too, you can be three days between paying loads. Question: Do you think you can live in a metal container that's 12 feet long by 6 feet wide by 4 feet high when you're not having to share that space with freight? I wonder how the big-rig guys do it, their sleepers aren't noticeably bigger than a van is and they manage to crowd a lot of stuff in those things.

So-- if I decide to make such a change, it's a serious change.

Question: Do you think you can live in a metal container that's 12 feet long by 6 feet wide by 4 feet high when you're not having to share that space with freight?

Better to be in jail.
At least, you don't have to keep on paying.

My suggestion, join the Legion Etrangére and live a life of adventure.
In alternative, get yourself a bicycle and just head to the world tour.

As you can see, plenty of options. Besides some rich American widow, probably the best for you. :)

My suggestion, join the Legion Etrangére and live a life of adventure.

I haven't heard anything about the Foreign Legion in years. But adventure? I hear they march, slowly. :P

I haven't heard anything about the Foreign Legion in years.

That's because adventure has been well done... :)

Wll now Joshn, I never had to ask to appear on television or the two occasions on radio they came looking for me....!

You should try, RJHowee:)

Eh? What don't you understand about what I said? Will repeate it simply.

1. I was asked to appear on television.
2. I was asked by BBC Radio to be interviewed for 10 minutes.
3. I was asked by an independent radio station to be interviewed.

Oh and maybe 4, I was interviewed for a limited circulation book on people. A copy is now in a major non-lending resource library so my place in history is assured! Sorry you were ignored but different leagues mean different results!  :D

At no time did I need to plead it was their initiative.

RJ, the thread is about jobs. Precisely, for jobs.
You're gonna apply or tell us about some interviews having been paid for?;)

RJH misfired, his posts should have gone into the "Geography and Radio" thread. Unless he's saying these stations were trying to contact him for a gig on radio.

(I wonder what that would be like? "The RJHowie Show is on the air, starring RJHowie! Today's show, Scotland's Independence movement!" Oh, boy---- I think maybe I'm glad I don't have satellite radio.)

"RJ Full Scottish Breakfast Show"!:D

Eh, Josh?? Why should I try as I did not need to! Can I remind you that twice the BBC invited me and a private radio station as well. In fact a friend has told me that there was a planned television documentary and I had been suggested to be on but in that corner the pro did not go ahead as the director had moved away. So that would have been four! To date the score is me 3 you 0! You tried but got ignored.  :up:

So, you're awaiting the next paid interview? And you don't need a job? Dismissed.

Since we all are millionaires, this thread can be closed.

Such interviews JoshL are not paid and I was satisifed with what occurred. Don't get too green now boy.

RJ's gonna like this:

Breakfast Show Producer (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18526/breakfast-show-producer), NE1fm 102.5
Newcastle upon Tyne - closes Wednesday 28 May - Hide unpaid jobs like this

Closes today:

Broadcast Journalist (Weekend Producer/Reporter) (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18496/broadcast-journalist-weekend-producerreporter), BBC Tees

One more:

Commercial Programmer (http://www.mediauk.com/radio/jobs/18508/commercial-programmer), Global Radio
London - closes Monday 19 May

In the event that anyone on here owns a business, is the head of/HR manager of a business, and is in need of a hard worker, I am pleased to announce that I am now available (read unemployed and looking for a job  :P).

Résumé/CV is available upon request.

Thank you for reading this, and thank you for your time. Good day/evening to you!