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926
True. You have been charged with an offence that didn't involve a motor vehicle.
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A: Australia IS upside-down. Q: Can you imagine a world without onions?
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King Island Camembert cheese. One of the World's best.
930
It was in the paper so it must be true. A betting firm has paid out fifty thousand Euros to individuals who bet that he would bite at least one World Cup athlete.
931
True You have little awareness of your phone's capabilities.
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Are you implying that Yoursticism is different from Mysticism?
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What do you know about America? Do you have access to Scottish television?
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The gales by-passed us to the North and to the South. It is still and the pre-dawn sky is almost blindingly full of stars.
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We are expecting gale-force winds with cold driving rain and destruction, within the hour.
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Farting. Deaf people can't enjoy belching. Sniggering or smirking.
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Toasted wholegrain English muffin with sliced tomato and Edam cheese.
940
True. It was me. You believe me.
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From The Sydney Morning Herald
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Anywhere but Middle East Sunni or Shiite
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Gloomy. We are governed by buffoons.
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TIME, that arbiter of Science, Medicine, and Health, has decreed that our three-decade-long fear of dietary fats has been a mistake. Indeed, this week's cover says, starkly, "Eat Butter". I read the whole article in case there had been a re-think on chocolate, but so far so good.
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True You have had at least one teacher who was contemptibly ignorant, astonishingly stupid and all in all a mean-spirited bastard.
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False. You think oysters look and taste like snot
950
True. The Funnel-web spiders under my house can discharge enough venom in each bite to kill fifteen humans. You are afraid of foreigners.