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Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Read 145044 times)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #575 –
A: Only if it's with a smash hit
Q: Is there a picture, anywhere, of God smiling?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #576 –
A. Yes. It's in Heaven
Q. Should currency be edible?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #577 –
A. Only if well done.
Q. Is Putin your best friend?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #578 –
A. No Putin is his own best friend

Q. Why do cats swim doing the dog paddle?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #579 –
A: Any thing else would be catastrophic.
Q: Who first realised that basil is edible?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #580 –
A: Err...an Indian shaman, when he decided to eat the basil that he use for medicine because he was hungry.

Q: Why do teenagers nowadays insist on having an expensive iPhone when their parents barely have enough money for groceries?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #581 –
A: Because this generation of teenagers, unlike ours, have no redeeming features.
Q: Why is it illegal to smack an annoying teenager in the chops?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #582 –
A:  It is not illegal

Q:  What is your favourite prison?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #583 –
A: Alcatraz, because Clint Eastwood escaped from that prison in a movie.

Q: What would you do if you found a bag stacked with $1 million in cash?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #584 –
A: Count it, and then pay someone to put Mr. Eastwood back into Alcatraz.
Q: How big is a bag of cash worth a million dollars?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #585 –
A: About twice as big as a thousand dollars.

Q: How do you punch holes?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #586 –
A. It's no problem if you know the drill

Q. Are Polar Bears magnetic?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #587 –
A: Yes, insofar as opposites attract.
Q: What do Grizzly Bears grizzle about?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #588 –
A. Mostly about their diet, Campers pick too many berries and have too much fat nowadays to be a suitable substitute.

Q. Are wobbly knees a sign of vertigo?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #589 –
A. No, vertigo is a Spanish dance.

Q. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #590 –
A: Its the title of a book.

Q:  What does a fundamentalist astronomer do for kicks?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #591 –
A: By playing the classic Space Invaders game.

Q: What type of medicine does Dracula take?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #592 –
A: Blood thinners.

B. Why do women wear bras?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #593 –
A: They are up-lifting and make them feel better

Q:Why are elephants bigger than mice?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #594 –
A: Because all attempts so far to breed one-inch-tall mahouts have met with failure.
Q: Who invented the narwhal?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #595 –
A: Someone with a sense of humour, if you get the point

Q:  Is there such a thing as a weed-eating flower?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #596 –
A: My cow, Daisy, eats thistles.
Q: Why do we name females after flowers?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #597 –
A:  It's all to do with pollination.

Q:  Why don't chins go bald?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #598 –
A: They do. My neighbour, Lee Chin, is bald as a billiard ball  and about as good-looking.
Q: Why do women find me irresistible?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #599 –
Q:  Women are not always rational creatures

A:  Do a person's ashes contain their soul?