Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #550 – 2015-03-27, 03:47:46 A: Yes the Pentagon is secretly programming robotic stick insects that comes with USB connector and GPS. Q: What did the Sun say to the Moon right after a solar eclipse?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #551 – 2015-03-27, 13:48:36 A: See ya wouldn't want to be ya. Q: Why do Kangaroos hop?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #552 – 2015-03-27, 20:50:52 A: Because they don't hip.Q: Can you be sure of a warm welcome in London?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #553 – 2015-03-30, 04:16:31 A: Yes as long as you don't tell them that you recently joined the IRA. Q: What did the eager cat say to the bird that flew away?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #554 – 2015-03-31, 17:54:55 A: Eat you laterQ: Why is qwerty uiop?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #555 – 2015-03-31, 19:22:25 A: etaoin shrdluQ: Does anyone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #556 – 2015-04-02, 07:32:01 A Only if you are letter perfectQ What noise does a snail make?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #557 – 2015-04-02, 13:25:16 A: A sonic boom.Q: Where do you keep your valuables?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #558 – 2015-04-02, 18:31:17 A: I think it's called a scrotum.Q: What is truth? I think someone asked that a couple of thousand years ago but it wasn't answered at the time.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #559 – 2015-04-04, 10:59:32 A: Truth is in the eye of the BeerholderQ: If we had exoskeletons would we be warmer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #560 – 2015-04-05, 23:35:24 A: Depends on the suit. But if your exoskeleton is red & yellow like this people might think you're Iron Man so you'll have to join the Avengers and beat up the bad guys. Q: Why do people eat egg-shaped candies on Easter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #561 – 2015-04-06, 23:29:35 A: Because we know that if we didn't eat them, they would attract ants.Q: What is that strange smell?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #562 – 2015-04-07, 17:45:36 A: SorryQ: I called my Carpet Rover, what did you call yours?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #563 – 2015-05-04, 23:54:21 Matt.What should we call the new princess Charlotte? Lottie? Charlie? Egbert?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #564 – 2015-05-10, 11:31:35 CharpetWhere is the flatest sea?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #565 – 2015-05-12, 17:30:45 Just below where I peeWhat did the blonde say after college?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #566 – 2015-05-13, 15:32:31 A: Now it's my turn to teachQ: How do you sharpen an ice cream?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #567 – 2015-05-18, 04:45:49 A: Err...with an ice cream sharpener. Q: Why do some people talk so loud on their cellphone that you can hear every word they say from across the street?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #568 – 2015-05-18, 05:31:14 A: Because they are ignorant, feeble-minded, unoriginal, self-centered cretins whose parents met but once, and briefly.Q: Did I miss anything?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #569 – 2015-05-19, 12:47:17 A: ..... and they should count themselves lucky if anyone should want to talk to their retarded selves on their thrice-d*mned phones.Q: Why do people think their phones are smart?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #570 – 2015-05-22, 09:02:17 A: Compared to the people under discussion, a safety pin is smart.Q: Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most irritating poster of all?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #571 – 2015-05-24, 03:28:03 A: The guy who kept singing "..oh mama oh Bama..oh mama oh Bama...oh mama oh Bama...".Q: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. When will Madonna become the next President?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #572 – 2015-05-24, 08:41:05 A: When she becomes Vice-president and bores the President to death.Q: Who or what is Madonna?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #573 – 2015-05-25, 04:21:30 A: ♬Like a virgin, ♪touched for the very first time. ♪♬Q: What did the snake say to the snake-charmer playing the flute?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #574 – 2015-05-29, 19:00:12 A: Up yours.Q: Should it be a crime to steal the show?
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