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I don't care what the thread, whether it's serious or daft, about science, religion or carpets, somewhere along the road :beer: or :cheers: will pop up.
For the love of me, I don't get it. Do you?
Do you even drink beer? If the answer is 'yes', do you have any idea why?
Many years ago I drank the stuff for reasons that elude me. I probably drank it because it was a family tradition. I recall walking home from church one Sunday morning with my father who shepherded me into a bar for a beer or three..."Don't tell your mother!" :no:
1. Do you drink beer?
2. Do you think that beer is the Devil's elixir?
3. :beer: :cheers:
I don't believe in beer.
A Pint of Beer will steady the arm when throwing Darts.
But don't spill any on the carpet.
I don't believe in beer.
You don't think it exists? You don't drink it? It doesn't exist in Brazil?
A Pint of Beer will steady the arm when throwing Darts.
Without doubt! OOPS! This guy forgot his dart at the bar.
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I mean: beer is not a religion to me. :)
I almost never drink beer. I prefer sweet tastes. So, sometimes I drink a "long neck" bottle of Malzbier - when the weather is really warm.
(Here everybody prefers icy beer.)
A Pint of Beer will steady the arm when throwing Darts.
But don't spill any on the carpet.
Truly wise advice hear. Heed it well @Josh.
I do indeed believe in and drink beer. Most of mine is imported though, most from the UK .
I do suffer through Miller Lite when the need arises for serious beer drinking or fishing. :left:
And it is indeed a family tradition:
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHjaW9sXl7s[/video]
(Here everybody prefers icy beer.)
You'd make a lousy Brit, Mr. B.
A Pint of Beer will steady the arm when throwing Darts.
But don't spill any on the carpet.
Truly wise advice hear. Heed it well @Josh.
I do indeed believe in and drink beer.
A man has to believe in something I suppose...but beer!?!
"I believe in God, heaven and hell, Allah and the dancing virgins of Swaziland...Oh, and beer!"
In case you missed the latest on Swaziland's dancing virgins, feast your eyes on this stunner!
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/africa/120904/80000-bare-breasted-virgins-dance-king-swaziland-video (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/africa/120904/80000-bare-breasted-virgins-dance-king-swaziland-video)
We have a much larger population than Swaziland, and we don't even have 80,000 virgins. Hell, Mississippi has only 12.
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I don't believe in beer.
I don't either, which is why it must be eradicated, preferably by drinking it :cheers:
That's why I don't want to eradicate cigarettes; why burning them? Better preserve them.
I do suffer through Miller Lite when the need arises for serious beer drinking or fishing.
Some beer-loving, home-brewing American relatives of mine gave me some Miller Lite to taste as a kind of joke. It's quite possibly the worst beer I've ever tasted.
(Also, I hear that Grolsch went down the drain since Miller bought it a couple of years ago.)
Bit doubtful about booze and dart aiming but anyway never touched or will touch the stuff. Glasgow is renowned for it's soft water so will get by with that an the occaional Irn Bru (diet version). 8)
I believe in vino veritas.
I do suffer through Miller Lite when the need arises for serious beer drinking or fishing.
Some beer-loving, home-brewing American relatives of mine gave me some Miller Lite to taste as a kind of joke. It's quite possibly the worst beer I've ever tasted.
(Also, I hear that Grolsch went down the drain since Miller bought it a couple of years ago.)
Clearly you've never tried American-brewed Budweiser? :right:
Beer is generally an acquired taste for lots of people, not so much for me. I love some of the micro-brews downtown for flavor but it's an expensive taste that few other people I know enjoy. For bad go with Michelob. It was my dad's favorite, along with many old-timers. I've drank it on occasions and lIke all most lagers, after two or three... It tastes fine even if the first impression is a little off. Miller has a funny smell to me but I think beers are regional too. Bud light is common here definitely better as draft beer tho. I can't do darker ales, lighter ones are ok but I've slid some of thoss away too.
:cheers:
I won't get into the reasons that initially brought me to alcohol. The first beer I ever drank was a Miller Genuine Draft (MGD), common to Wisconsinites. I used to like Corona and a select few others. I went on a "beer hiatus" for a good while to experiment with liquor, which wasn't much considering I was under age. Same goes for beer. Nowadays, I stick with Bud light. And I drink now because it takes the awkward away from me temporarily. :yes:
I believe in vino veritas.
Liar!
For all of you beer lovers.
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Clearly you've never tried American-brewed Budweiser?
I've only ever tried Czech Budweiser. But when I say Miller Lite is probably the worst, I'm including such beers as Heineken, Euroshopper, Pit, the cheapest of the cheapest beer from Aldi, Lidl, etc.
Amstel Light isn't so great either (NB Amstel—regular Amstel—is the standard beer where I'm from), but compared to the flavor of that Miller Light stuff it's freaking genius.
Beer is generally an acquired taste for lots of people, not so much for me.
Pretty much all American beer I've tasted, besides Sam Adams* and home-brewn, certainly would be. :P
* Who apparently import their hops from Germany. I can't imagine that Americans are incapable of growing proper hops, but whatever.
Pretty much all American beer I've tasted, besides Sam Adams* and home-brewn, certainly would be. :P
:faint: Of course, and all American bread has sugar in it. :faint:
{I recall that you posted that nonsense some time ago.}
Unless you go to a bakery. Or to a supermarket that sells fresh bread.
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This stuff is available in a supermarket where we shop, and is not from the store's bakery.
Whole Grain Sugar Free Bread
How good can sugar-free bread taste? Just ask the thousands of consumers who have made Nature’s Own Sugar Free 100% Whole Grain Wheat one of our best sellers. It lets you enjoy all of the nutritional benefits of whole grain, and none of the sugar.
Nutritional Highlights
No artificial preservatives, colors or flavors
No high fructose corn syrup
100% whole grain
12 grams of whole grain per slice
Sugar free
Good source of fiber
0 grams of trans fat
Low fat
No cholesterol
There's a difference between "pretty much all [mainstream/affordable/easily available]" and "all". See e.g. http://ask.recipelabs.com/questions/3131/where-can-i-find-sugar-free-bread-in-the-us if you think there's something uniquely wrong with me or the Americans I know. Or news like http://www.bakeryandsnacks.com/Processing-Packaging/Sugar-free-bread-to-tap-US-health-trend
But no, American bakeries do the same thing. Although I think "Italian" might be a keyword for sugar/HFCS/regular corn syrup/molasses/honey/sweetener-free. Which is a bit odd, because (some) Italian hotels seem to think a breakfast croissant should be sugared and that orange "juice" is some kind of orange drink.
Finally, you seem to assume I think most food in Europe is fine. It isn't. Tons of it has too much sugar, too much salt, and too much fat. All of the beers I mentioned are pretty damned awful. I haven't got a clue how Heineken sells any of their own brand at all. Many varieties of bread contain "bread enhancers" and "flour enhancers" which often do the exact opposite (especially this one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cysteine); it makes bread more chewing-gum-like).
There's a difference between "pretty much all [mainstream/affordable/easily available]" and "all".
And there's an even bigger difference between "pretty much all I've tasted" and "all". Silly me.
More about salt and sugar here: http://pondparleys.blogspot.be/2011/03/is-america-too-sweet-or-britain-too.html
Finally, you seem to assume I think most food in Europe is fine. It isn't. Tons of it has too much sugar, too much salt, and too much fat. All of the beers I mentioned are pretty damned awful. I haven't got a clue how Heineken sells any of their own brand at all.
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More about salt and sugar here: http://pondparleys.blogspot.be/2011/03/is-america-too-sweet-or-britain-too.html
I don't assume that because I don't know you, and I don't assume that you're some sort of European rjhowie. :D Additionally, that would make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. :jester:
I took a quick look at
pondparleys and it hurt my brain when I saw a line that included something like "it made me nauseous" when it should have said "nauseated". That's the curse of having been a thirty year English teacher. It's like hearing that Miley Cyrus is coming to town.
rjhowie isn't European? :P
Since the English Isles are not a part of Europe, no. Rj's only allegiance is to the Queen, before whose photo he genuflects daily. Inexplicably, he also has a picture of Robert E. Lee, before which he also genuflects.
I understand almost everything both inside and outside of our galaxy, including dark matter, the expansion of the universe, and what's inside a black hole, but that one baffles me.
(Also, I hear that Grolsch went down the drain since Miller bought it a couple of years ago.)
Incidentally SABMiller also bought Pilsner Urquell some years ago.
(Also, I hear that Grolsch went down the drain since Miller bought it a couple of years ago.)
Incidentally SABMiller also bought Pilsner Urquell some years ago.
Years ago I bought and consumed vast quantities of all kinds of beer...beer in bottles, beer in cans, beer in bagpipe bags, beer in barrels and beer in retired Zeppelins.
Incidentally SABMiller also bought Pilsner Urquell some years ago.
I enjoyed the stuff less in 2011 than in 2004, but I think it was me.
PS I haven't had any Grolsch since '08. I have no idea if the claims are true.
What happens when you mix lesbians with beer in Boston?
The makers of Sam Adams beer on Friday announced they are backing out of sponsoring South Boston’s St. Patrick’s Day parade in protest over parade organizers' refusal to allow members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community to march in the parade.
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Don't know of anywhere called the 'English Isles' but there again ex-colonists are not unfortunately :o know for their world knowledge ( :o). HM The Queen is if course to be acknowledged. Years ago in being sworn in in the legal world I required to take obligations and the first was to her gracious Majesty. As for the exceeding gentleman Robert E. Lee he was as I would remind the man from the north was an appreciated commander of the Union before he took the step south. Dignified, respected and a spiritual man he is worth noting.
I prefer to deal with this world rather than lose oneself in all sorts of vagueness about space and the galaxy stuff. Fondly recall a police sergeant and constable who phoned after midnight for a signature and always of help told them to come on over. They were quite taken with the fact they had to take raise a hand and take the oath in front of HM! :yes:
I believe in vino veritas.
Liar!
Yes, I am. But at least I just get drunk with manly drinks, not beer.
What happens when you mix lesbians with beer in Boston?
Less :beer:?
Guinness pulls out of New York's St Patrick's Day parade over gay rights (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/17/guinness-pulls-out-new-yorks-st-patricks-day-parade)
In Scotland though, this has led to more :beer:.
Hello, My Name is Vladimir (http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article/hello-my-name-is-vladimir)
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Whatever ill can be said about the evil Russian dictator, the man has nice tits.
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Way back in the day when I delivered stuff for a courier service, one of the things we delivered was beer. Cases of it. Some "stiffer" drinks too, though probably nothing I would recommend to a friend. One brand that stuck in my mind was a dark ale by the name of "Moose Drool". So help me, that's the name of the stuff. Recently I had a chance to actually buy some. Not too bad, probably better than the "Old Style" I drank occasionally some 20 years ago, but I doubt that I'll buy more to replace what's left of the 6-pack presently in the refrigerator.
Moose Drool? That reminds me, I just saw an ad for a brand of (French!) wine called Wild Pig.
Well seeing the the Cold War is alive and well in the ex-colonies with that guff about the Russian leader. Kind of funny coming from a corner of the world that does so much evil. No doubt I will be told "not in my name." You seem to have a penchant for breasts jimbro.
One brand that stuck in my mind was a dark ale by the name of "Moose Drool".
Check some of these out.
Buttface Amber Ale is one of my favorites.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/06/the-funniest-beer-names-o_n_779928.html#slide=1547836 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/06/the-funniest-beer-names-o_n_779928.html#slide=1547836)
You seem to have a penchant for breasts jimbro.
Being a normal Western male, yes I do.
And your preference?
:yikes: Little ...s? :yikes:
Check some of these out.
The aforementioned Scots, Brewdog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrewDog) is on that list with
Tactical Nuclear Penguin. Their branding and marketing, like with that 'Hello, my name is Vladimir' (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/vladimir-putin-not-for-gays-protest-beer-launched-by-scottish-brewery-brewdog-9108835.html) beer, give them a lot of publicity. I have not been too impressed by their beers so far, though.
I have a good impression of American beers, that on average have been better than European beers. That is a consequence of selective pressures. Pubs in the US are relatively rare (at least they were when I last visited about a decade ago) and tended to be quite selective about their brews. Likewise beer imported from the US tends to be better (though you get some US Budweiser/Miller on tap some places thanks to branding), while a European beer taken at random is bound to be of the bland&boring (or worse) eurobeer type.
I generally like Norwegian Nøgne Ø (http://www.nogne-o.com/) for making quite drinkable beers among their stranger selections.
Check some of these out.
The aforementioned Scots, Brewdog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrewDog) is on that list with Tactical Nuclear Penguin. Their branding and marketing, like with that 'Hello, my name is Vladimir' (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/vladimir-putin-not-for-gays-protest-beer-launched-by-scottish-brewery-brewdog-9108835.html) beer, give them a lot of publicity. I have not been too impressed by their beers so far, though.
Seems to be a running theme - the more attention grabbing the name, the fancier the label, the worse the content. I've seen that with whisky as well.
Check some of these out.
The aforementioned Scots, Brewdog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrewDog) is on that list with Tactical Nuclear Penguin. Their branding and marketing, like with that 'Hello, my name is Vladimir' (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/news/vladimir-putin-not-for-gays-protest-beer-launched-by-scottish-brewery-brewdog-9108835.html) beer, give them a lot of publicity. I have not been too impressed by their beers so far, though.
Seems to be a running theme - the more attention grabbing the name, the fancier the label, the worse the content. I've seen that with whisky as well.
Well, nobody attacks rj with impunity, so maybe there's some truth to this label.
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I have no great problem with female breasts jimbro but I fortunately do not have a hangup on them or a droolling loose self control. As a help I would suggest you refrain from any naturist beach or you may get rushed to hospital for collapsing. Wiping the foaming mouth will be the lesser issue.
I have no great problem with female breasts jimbro....
The question is "Do they have a problem with you?" :devil:
Or, have you :rip:
I've seen that with whisky as well.
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When you go
hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.
Being a normal Western male, yes I do.
And your preference?
No surprise I'm not normal, I suppose... But I am more of a long legs kinda guy. Big knockers are a turn off.
I've seen that with whisky as well.
When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.
She said it works, make of that what you will :right:
I have no great problem with female breasts jimbro but I fortunately do not have a hangup on them or a droolling loose self control. As a help I would suggest you refrain from any naturist beach or you may get rushed to hospital for collapsing. Wiping the foaming mouth will be the lesser issue.
Have to say, I met am Edinburgh girl a few years ago back when I was in the UK. Great tits, long legs, all around 9/10.
The her Glaswegian girlfriend (not lesbo) came up and was common........dead common. :left:
Not sure what the Howie sees in his womenz from his Stone City, as their rival city has much to be proud of. ???
Not sure what the Howie sees in his womenz from his Stone City, as their rival city has much to be proud of. ???
Sour grapes.
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I've seen that with whisky as well.
When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.
She said it works, make of that what you will :right:
Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects. :P
I've seen that with whisky as well.
When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.
She said it works, make of that what you will :right:
Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects. :P
She did not say who's panties it removes :right:
Whiskey, you say? Specifically Macallan's whiskey?
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I've seen that with whisky as well.
When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.
She said it works, make of that what you will :right:
Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects. :P
Resistance is futile! :Borg:
(Hmm, I'll have to refind all my old smileys I didn't save from MyOpera. Used to have one for this situation.)
(Hmm, I'll have to refind all my old smileys I didn't save from MyOpera. Used to have one for this situation.)
Don't bother.
Look here for a great collection...
https://www.smileyfaze.tk/smileys.html (https://www.smileyfaze.tk/smileys.html)
She did not say who's panties it removes :right:
You wear your wife's panties? :jester:
I've seen that with whisky as well.
When you go hard, better reach for that liquid pantie remover. lol.
She said it works, make of that what you will :right:
Curse you, LPR! Us ladies will have to come up with a serum that neutralizes the effects. :P
Resistance is futile! :Borg:
(Hmm, I'll have to refind all my old smileys I didn't save from MyOpera. Used to have one for this situation.)
On the contrary, it can be fun even if it's one sided. ;)
She did not say who's panties it removes :right:
You wear your wife's panties? :jester:
Not my wife's :zip:
She did not say who's panties it removes :right:
You wear your wife's panties? :jester:
Not my wife's :zip:
:lol: No further questions.
Back to beer! NO MORE BEER DUTIES!
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The Chancellor didn't include Irn Bru (sugar-free version) but I forgive him as you can get wee bottles too.
Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, forever and ever,
Barmen.
The Chancellor didn't include Irn Bru (sugar-free version) but I forgive him as you can get wee bottles too.
So THAT'S what is in irn bru
The Chancellor didn't include Irn Bru (sugar-free version) but I forgive him as you can get wee bottles too.
So THAT'S what is in irn bru
Does anybody wonder how Irn Bru gets its fizz?
An opera singer is out of work after a routine surgery left her unable to sing without farting.
Amy Herbst, who has performed at the Nashville Opera Company, filed suit against Fort Campbell's Blanchfield Army Community Hospital earlier this month, claiming that the episiotomy she received during child birth last February caused her to lose control of her flatulence.
As details bubble to the surface, I'll pass them on to you here...unless you folks think that the subject deserves its own thread.
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BTW Mr. Turner, AKA tt92, the below quotation was incorrectly attributed to Lincoln.
"Not everything you read on the internet is true." George Washington
BTW Mr. Turner, AKA tt92, the below quotation was incorrectly attributed to Lincoln.
"Not everything you read on the internet is true." George Washington
I thought that was Einstein. Or maybe Da Vinci. :P
Or Doctor Frankenstein.
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A friend of mine is bringing me back some different lagers, ales, and bitter to try this weekend.
All are from Texas, so that should be interesting.
A brief history of the world....
Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.
The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of
beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.
Too simple an equation by far. I could just as easily claim the wheel and Barr who invented Irn Bru.