Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #175 – 2014-02-14, 20:52:40 A: It was that or a sock and there was no way the stylish Italians would agree to a country that resembled a sock. That would have been absurd.Q: Do you think money grows on trees?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #176 – 2014-02-15, 07:04:12 A: No. It stays the same size.Q: Did you see where I left my keys?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #177 – 2014-02-15, 12:49:36 A: I did and if you want my opinion it was a damned silly place to put them. Q: Does spinach make you look like Popeye the Sailor Man?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #178 – 2014-02-15, 18:27:27 A: It probably would. That's why I have never eaten any.Q: Are we nearly there yet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #179 – 2014-02-16, 14:54:54 A: Of course not, but what do you expect if your going the wrong way.Q: Where do Squirrels hide their nuts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #180 – 2014-02-16, 19:57:35 A: In BrazilQ: Why are there no submersible helicopters?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #181 – 2014-02-17, 13:55:36 A: Because they would create far too many whirlpools for the oceans to deal with,.Q: What do sheep count if they can't sleep
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #182 – 2014-02-19, 05:19:12 A: One shepherd...two shepherds...three shepherds...Q: How come Batman doesn't drink blood like bats do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #183 – 2014-02-19, 11:32:17 A: He's not really into drinking blood, but if he ever gets the notion he can just pop down to the local blood bank..Q: How high can a flea jump?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #184 – 2014-02-20, 05:23:59 A: I'm itching to tell you,Q: but which of all those fleas are you referring to?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #185 – 2014-02-20, 11:33:34 A: The well-known high jump champion of all fleas, the one they call Bert.Q: Does garlic keep vampires away?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #186 – 2014-02-21, 16:32:41 Nope, only in the movies. If vampires exist, they probably prefer garlic to make the blood tastier.Q: Why do roosters crow in the morning?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #187 – 2014-02-22, 12:52:27 A: Because they haven't yet mastered the art of barking.Q: Why does the camera never lie?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #188 – 2014-02-24, 06:21:46 A: Because the camera can see but it can't speak.Q: Do monkeys believe in Darwinism?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #189 – 2014-02-24, 12:31:45 A: Only when bananas are mentioned, no bananas and they couldn't care less.Q: Why are toboggan races always downhill?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #190 – 2014-02-27, 04:43:16 A: Because it is too slow too race uphill.Q: Where do ghosts get all their clothes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #191 – 2014-02-27, 13:41:00 A: Any establishment that serves spirits.Q: Why do bats hang upside down?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #192 – 2014-02-28, 03:55:43 A: So that the bats get a 'kick' when the blood they consumed rush to their head. Q: What did people in the Middle Ages use to prevent bad breath?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #193 – 2014-02-28, 13:40:15 A: The powdered horn of a Unicorn mixed with gin.Q: Where do monkeys hide their bananas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #194 – 2014-02-28, 22:20:50 A: If anyone could answer that, they would no longer be hidden.Q: Who invented the ejector seat for helicopters?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #195 – 2014-03-01, 03:33:47 A. Not a kamikaze pilot. Q. Why don't poor driver's have warning labels on their vehicles?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #196 – 2014-03-01, 13:34:54 A: They do, it says Taxi.Q: Why can't you see over the horizon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #197 – 2014-03-01, 16:39:23 A: Because you're not close enough.Q: When are you most likely to see ghosts in the wild?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #198 – 2014-03-02, 04:21:51 A: During full moon when vampires, werewolfs, and gremlins come out to play.Q: Do ghosts like to watch horror movies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #199 – 2014-03-02, 13:44:47 A: Cartoons are more their thing, Casper being a particular favourite.Q: Why do dogs bark?
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