Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #125 – 2014-01-11, 11:54:34 A: Yes it raises their body temperature, so it's a vital resource of heat for them.Q: Why do nettles sting?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #126 – 2014-01-14, 04:05:00 A: To protect themselves, but sea nettles sting and sing sea songs.Q: Do cats go out on a date before they decide to mate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #127 – 2014-01-14, 08:22:05 A: Even a mating date is a date.Q: Is water blue or yellow?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #128 – 2014-01-14, 11:24:27 A: Neither it's pee-green which is really no surprise with all them fish piddling in it.O: Why is frost white?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #129 – 2014-01-15, 16:30:22 A: Just like snow, frost is white so that we can have a White Christmas. Q: If there's another civilization on Alpha Centauri, will they appear just like humans?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #130 – 2014-01-15, 17:23:00 A: No, they will appear like Alpha Centaurians.Q: Why don't bubblegum bubbles float?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #131 – 2014-01-16, 15:15:24 A: Because they stick on the bottomQ: Why are gnomes small?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #132 – 2014-01-16, 18:30:15 A: So they can sit comfortably on a toadstool without destroying it.Q: Why do crabs walk sideways?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #133 – 2014-01-21, 04:23:26 A: Because crabs write stuff on the ground while they're walking sideways.Q: Why did the Chinese build The Great Wall of China?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #134 – 2014-01-21, 09:53:29 A: Because they were jealous of Hadrian's Wall.Q: What is the secret of a tomato?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #135 – 2014-01-21, 11:45:14 A: It's actually a biscuit.Q: Why is "Open other end" written on the bottom of milk bottles?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #136 – 2014-01-21, 13:45:37 A: To mess with you. That's where they actually open.Q: What is byslexai?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #137 – 2014-01-22, 11:29:25 A: A form of dyslexia that only affects bisexuals.Q: Can root beer really be called a beer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #138 – 2014-01-22, 11:53:12 A: Beer is a state of mind.Q: Cheese?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #139 – 2014-01-22, 12:10:37 A: No, somebody farted. Q: Are crystal balls a serious medical condition?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #140 – 2014-01-22, 13:16:47 A: Only if you break them.Q: Is chapstick secretly lipstick?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #141 – 2014-01-23, 11:38:20 A: No it's actually glue, a failed glue but glue nonetheless.Q: Why is it that only earthmen enter the Mr. Universe contest?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #142 – 2014-01-23, 11:51:15 A: All extraterrestrials are women.Q: What are watches for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #143 – 2014-01-23, 17:37:46 A: Keeping Deathwatch beetles busy.Q: Can a can cancan?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #144 – 2014-01-23, 19:16:06 A: A can can cancan!Q: Where's my Amoras comic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #145 – 2014-01-24, 12:16:12 A: In the middle of your Penthouse magazine, as pretending to be read that is socially more acceptable.Q: Why is a champagne flute so called if you can't play a single note on it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #146 – 2014-02-01, 04:55:28 No you can't, but if you drink enough champagne you may hear all kinds of musical notes from it.Q: Why do elephants have long nose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #147 – 2014-02-01, 11:41:50 A: So they can reach their handkerchief in their back pocket.Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #148 – 2014-02-04, 17:21:09 A: Because it's not set up for itQ: Who bends bananas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #149 – 2014-02-04, 19:47:24 A: The woman who always stands in front of me at the fruit counter. Q: What do badgers have for lunch?
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