I would explain, but I can't be bothered.
I'm not even going to bother checking this thread out. I wasn't here and I can prove it.
However, I would like to know about your religious preferences...if, and only if, you have the time.
If you're too lazy, I'll understand.
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Work pays off on payday. Laziness pays off now.
"Work pays off on payday" Benjamin Franklin
"Laziness pays off now." Jimbro3738
I hope slugs aren't poisonous. I can see one approaching really faaast...
Laziness is not a virtue, is a natural condition.
Men were made to be lazy.
I can't be arsed to read all the replies in this thread.......
The Michigan man really has a thingy about religion doesn't he?
Being always an active person laziness has been a distant threat for me.
I would explain, but I can't be bothered.
Fortunately others have (http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LazinessImpatienceHubris), so that you won't have to.
Three Virtues"We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris." -- LarryWall, ProgrammingPerl (1st edition),
- Laziness: The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer.
- Impatience: The anger you feel when the computer is being lazy. This makes you write programs that don't just react to your needs, but actually anticipate them. Or at least pretend to. Hence, the second great virtue of a programmer.
- Hubris: Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer.
The Michigan man really has a thingy about religion doesn't he?
Yes, and he's also interested in unicorns, spendthrift Scots, Bigfoot, The Buddha, and the conversion of the Glasgow man to Catholicism.
A Scottish man has been sentenced to an 8-month prison term for sending out anti-Catholic messages over the internet.
"The Pope and the Queen of England needs to be saved by Jesus. If not they will perish!", the man said in one post.
As part of a campaign to eliminate sectarian animosities from the internet, a judge sentenced Stephen Birrell to prison, explaining that he wanted to send “a clear message to deter others.”
Birrell had admitted posting messages that referred to Catholics as “scumbags” and said that he hoped the fans of a soccer team popular among Catholics would “all die.”
Now, who could that man be? And whatever happened to freedom of speech?
The Offensive Behaviour at Football and Threatening Communications (Scotland) Bill aims to tackle abusive behaviour, whether fans are watching matches in a stadium, in the pub or commenting online, with jail terms of up to five years.
You don't expect me to scroll through this whole thread, do you?
I've heard that laziness does not exist in medical terms. AFAICT, it is a vernacular term, which term may describe a 'state' caused by certain physiological and/or psychological disorders. Which disorders can either be temporary or permanent.
I'm a touch typist.
I use one finger, it needs less effort.
Actually, using more fingers requires less hand movement. :P
You don't expect me to scroll through this whole thread, do you?
Poor thing. When depressed, the wheel on my mouse scrolls the page. All I have to do is watch and yawn.
Speaking of sharks, this one was constructed by somebody who lives between my house and the supermarket. Because I though you should know that there are some people who aren't lazy...poor bastards.
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Shows your scant knowledge of me and religion Michigan man. I am as a practicing Presbyterian a Catholic as it relates to universal it is just that I am not a Roman Catholic. Kind of keeps me away from a mixture of Christianity and Paganism. It Assuming you are not about when the ex-colonies collapse(fortunate for you) I would have organised a refuge for you here - but in Edinburgh not with the normal.
Poor thing. When depressed, the wheel on my mouse scrolls the page. All I have to do is watch and yawn.
Uuuuuuuuh! I'm too lazy to upgrade.
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Mine is still a three button serial mouse... They haven't supported my middle finger in years. :glare:
Downgrading requires less effort still - it's downhill.
Got to get this further up the page - it's such an effort to scroll down.
Why bother.
I never to to bed. I sleep wherever I .... *snore*
That's the problem. You need to be out on long walks more.
Long walks are not virtuous.
Not even short walks are virtuous, and swaggering is verboten.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/swaggering-down-87,2584/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/swaggering-down-87,2584/)
I do have to disagree with you there string. Long walks are healthy (take note in Michigan please) and thus virtuous.
I do have to disagree with you there string. Long walks are healthy (take note in Michigan please) and thus virtuous.
Admittedly they can be virtuous, but only if you take at least 3 short cuts.
I used to be virtuous but then I woke up.
Virtue is its own punishment.
Aneurin Bevan
Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without
knowing what he is talking about.
Harry Frankfurt
I do have to disagree with you there string. Long walks are healthy (take note in Michigan please) and thus virtuous.
Not everybody lives in Scotland. Once again, my front yard earlier, but it's much deeper now.
Come on over the pond and frolic in the white stuff!
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Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without
knowing what he is talking about.
Harry Frankfurt
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Let's give it a try?:whistle:
Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without
knowing what he is talking about.
Harry Frankfurt
Let's give it a try?:whistle:
Pay attention...it happens here all the time!
Oh I have hiked in snow here jimbro leading youths in challenging situations but in this case quite happy for you over there to have heavier falls and be top of the pile this time.
Quite frankly, I'm sick of the damned stuff and can't wait for it to be gone so I can hit the local golf courses.
Not this one, though, because it's in Scotland.
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Jim's laziness is truly to be admired. :right:
Jim's laziness is truly to be admired. :right:
I hope your paycheck fails!
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Well jimbro we are still waiting for the snow and it is rather greedy of you to hold on to it for so long.
I like laziness. No patience for that "hard working" people, always bothering everybody. Always very active, sort of insects always buzzing.
If life were a forum I would ban them. Since it's not, God will do it in my place.
No hardworking people here. Hardworking people don't have time for this kind of place.
No hardworking people here. Hardworking people don't have time for this kind of place.
Posting here demands hard work and many other skills and qualities. One should get payed.
Double, if you are good enough to post in a different language than yours.
Double, if you are good enough to post in a different language than yours.
Maybe triple if your native language isn't germanic, and even more if it's not indo-european.
Still zero though :right:
Maybe triple if your native language isn't germanic, and even more if it's not indo-european.
Sparta would get rich...
Double, if you are good enough to post in a different language than yours.
Warum?
¿Donde es me nada?
Yeah my Spanish stinks. but it helps to know a little.
¿Donde es me nada?
Where's my nothing?
Then you have that feeling that Mexicans looks to you with a stupefaction expression...
Have another Margarita enssb3 :)
But yes, Spanish it's nice and a very easy language to learn.
A brilliant Spanish intellectual and philosopher and a very close friend of Portugal, Miguel de Unamuno, once compared the sonority of Spanish and Portuguese as the Spanish reflecting the vibrant and intense colors of the brazing sun over the inlands of Castille - reds and yellows, while Portuguese sonority reflects the misty atmosphere of the Atlantic shore - everything much more pastel, soft and mysterious.
There you have something useful to say when having a fine diner with some of those intellectual kind of girls... she will get impressed with your vast knowledge. :)
It's becoming so that it would be advantageous to learn a trade language from India. I encounter more people from India than Mexico nowadays.
[Broken] Spanish is handy for dealing with some subcontractors, but they often have a couple leads that speak perfect English (until there's a problem with something then suddenly there's a language barrier), lol.
I'll try to sneak your colorful depiction into conversation next chance. I've no doubt her clothes will fall off after hearing such.
I still maintain that "Sì no fuera por patochada…" means "If it weren't for nonsense…" Spanglish is what I've been exposed to, since my second year of 1st year Spanish: (The teacher was a very pretty girl who left to get married and was replaced by a Marine veteran! In Massachusetts at that time I saw no reason to continue… :) ) I can count, give directions and commiserate. That's enough:
There seem to be no Spanish-speaking intellectuals hereabouts (I mean, in my locale — and that includes my ex-wife and our two children… :sigh: ).
If trees, bushes and grass are involved, Hispanics are in the picture.
If wine is involved (in Tennessee and fourteen other states where wine can't be sold in supermarkets), Indians or Pakistanis are involved in mom and pop stores.
If political graft is involved, it's usually caucasians that are involved. That happens in 50 states and even in Washington DC.:) Come to think of it, it happens with all races in every country in the world, even the one that's just a bit larger than New York's Central Park.
If trees, bushes and grass are involved, Hispanics are in the picture.
And masonry.
(in Tennessee and fourteen other states where wine can't be sold in supermarkets)
That changes next year, I believe, here.
Spanglish
Lol, yeah a lot of what I learned was out of school by a friend from south Texas. So I'm all backwards n stuff.
Quick story on subject...
I was walking into a convenience store run by Indians a while back and a Mexican truck driver was trying to get directions form the little Indian fella but they weren't having much luck communicating. Turns out the man's GPS had broken and he needed to get back to Arizona. Between my broken Spanish and his broken English we worked it out... Or at least I sent him to Memphis down I40 which would get him there eventually. When the truck driver left I asked the cashier why he couldn't sell the man a map... I didn't understand his response, so that explained everything. hehe.
That changes next year, I believe, here.
You're right. It'll save me a bit of time, but it's no big deal. It will hurt our Indian/Paki friends.
Every time my wife tries a new wine, I take a sip and my face wrinkles. I'd have never made a decent wino.
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Every time my wife tries a new wine, I take a sip and my face wrinkles.
Liquor store wine has too many preservatives. You can find a decent wine there but you either have to of tried all the >=$10 bottles and know the good ones or spend way more. Local wineries are where it's at. We've got a good one up here north of the 'Ville but they are everywhere so you shouldn't have any trouble finding one. You get to try them before you buy and everything.
Well thank goodness I am a non-drinker and only drink Irn Bru (sugar free version) when celebrating something....
You get to try them before you buy and everything.
I'll pass that on.
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Well thank goodness I am a non-drinker and only drink Irn Bru (sugar free version) when celebrating something....
I know you! You drink on a daily basis.
Ssshh. :(