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i oftenly witness some people said Religion is like a Penis .
so , i make some Conclusions ;
1. Religion can be judged by the Stiffness
2. Pray = Viagra
3. People that living from religion = Bitches
4. Fundamentalist = pimps
5. People that loves to Learn religion but never socialize = impotent /frigid
6. Religion expert = Playboy
7. jihad = Premature ejaculation
8. Bigotry / zealotry = sex diseases
9. Self-righteousness = mansturbation
10. etc
Religion sure does turn some people into huge dicks :right:
Stop it. :P I'm trying to contain myself.
Uuuhhhhhmmmm.... :lol: :lol: :lol: It sure does get shoved down people's throats. :whistle:
:o
And the same "principle" can be used for Atheists although this is ridiculous thread. you need to get out in the fresh air more. :rolleyes:
Sounds like this is going to lead to a size contest. :P
Or a sighs contest.
i oftenly witness some people said Religion is like a Penis .
It's a first for me. :right:
That aside, I can't think of a single good argument against public nudity, and when atheists like myself say that religion is a private affair we don't mean it should be kept within the confines of your house.
Do we have a thread on atheism?
I don't believe in God, god, or gods. Am I an atheist or an agnostic?
How about "What's Up With Up With Atheists? " And, no, I'm not opening it. If there's already one, I'll open another. I'm good at opening threads that already exist. Did it recently and got caught immediately. :jester:
Oops! Did a quick search and found the one you opened.
Such a funny thread...
To me, it seems the other way round, that penis are like a religion for many people.
Either way they get a big head over it. :devil:
Hehe!
A connection with the G-spot should never be forced. A deep and profound experience can't be achieved by everyone. You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.
You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.
Speaks the voice of experience....
A connection with the G-spot should never be forced. A deep and profound experience can't be achieved by everyone. You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.
Need a cigarette after reading that. :lol:
:) I wasn't sure if it wood resonate. Sometimes my delivery can be a little stiff.
:) I wasn't sure if it wood resonate. Sometimes my delivery can be a little stiff.
:lol: I'm speechless.
This is getting less about religion and more about penises with every post.
Nonsense. I just don't think you put it in people's faces to make them come. That's instead selfish. :pokerface:
And that last comment epitomises the mindset of those who ridicule others! This thread is becoming an example of kindergarten minds.
Get your panties out of a wad and get a sense of humor.
QED, to nobody in particular :whistle:
If you are real woman "Mandi" heaven help the child. Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. :(
Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. :(
Even if it was true it would still beat the crap out of having none at all :right:
:lol:
If you are real woman "Mandi" heaven help the child. Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. :(
Thank you! ;)
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Religion is like a Penis
So would this (http://www.funtoosh.com/miniclip2.php?file=dearpenis) song qualify as religious? :o
Answer says much "woman."
Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?
Answer says much "woman."
Why do you keep saying "woman"? I am very much a woman. I don't pretend to be something I'm not, "ladies man".
Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?
My vulva and I don't value your opinion. :P Good day.
Remove Human , and there is no Politic .
Remove Human , and there is no Religion .
therefore Human are Homo Politicus , Homo Religious , Homo homini Lupus , Homo economicus , etc .
Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?
Why so rude, Rj? It strikes me as uncalled for.
Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?
Why so rude, Rj? It strikes me as uncalled for.
It's ok. No surprise given he is religious. It doesn't help that I am two things he doesn't like, American and a woman he cannot swoon.
Meh, probably he just can't get the joke... :whistle:
Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?
Why so rude, Rj? It strikes me as uncalled for.
It's ok. No surprise given he is religious. It doesn't help that I am two things he doesn't like, American and a woman he cannot swoon.
One among many. :D
Swoon?
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Clever, clever, jimbro but wrong. Neither a penis or a vulva is rude in itself and my comment is a lot less of a problem than what is being aired and indeed all I said was it is sat on which is factual and as it is not moveable a physical truth. Indeed, contradicts the built-in crudeness of this thread. 8)
It's all about context.
This has to be the silliest thread that DnD has featured. Or, for that matter, anything that appeared in the old My Opera site.
Clever, clever, jimbro but wrong. Neither a penis or a vulva is rude in itself and my comment is a lot less of a problem than what is being aired and indeed all I said was it is sat on which is factual and as it is not moveable a physical truth. Indeed, contradicts the built-in crudeness of this thread. 8)
For the daftly impaired:
He referred to your attack on the lady not the words you used so much.
All for what? Because she's comfortable with sexuality? Is that your problem with this thread in general, you've never imagined a good use for yours so you wanna shame others comfortable with theirs?
It's a silly thread bound for the nether. If you can't play nice, move on.
:up: You nailed it. :up:
Well ensbb3 expected from you but for jimbro a shake of the head. "She" is something else and glad not in my circle of brain users.
"She" is something else and glad not in my circle of brain users.
:lol: :devil:
"She"
Why is "she" in quotes? Do you doubt her credentials? Mandi is all woman and most definitely a she.
"She" is something else and glad not in my circle of brain users.
I would imagine that Mandi is quite delighted by that.
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If you are going to post in the thread, try and
stick to the topic. The topic is
not Mandis gender, so kindly drop it.
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