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Title: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Sparta on 2015-01-02, 14:32:12
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i oftenly witness some people said Religion is like a Penis .

so , i make  some Conclusions ;

1.  Religion can be judged by   the Stiffness
2.  Pray = Viagra
3.  People that living from religion = Bitches
4.  Fundamentalist = pimps
5.  People that loves to Learn religion but never socialize  = impotent /frigid
6.  Religion expert = Playboy
7.  jihad = Premature ejaculation
8.  Bigotry / zealotry = sex diseases
9.  Self-righteousness  = mansturbation
10. etc
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Macallan on 2015-01-02, 15:42:21
Religion sure does turn some people into huge dicks :right:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-02, 16:49:50
 Stop it. :P I'm trying to contain myself.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-02, 20:04:40
Uuuhhhhhmmmm....  :lol: :lol: :lol: It sure does get shoved down people's throats.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-02, 20:20:13
 :o
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-03, 07:03:56
And the same "principle" can be used for Atheists although this is ridiculous thread. you need to get out in the fresh air more.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-03, 07:46:38
Sounds like this is going to lead to a size contest.  :P
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-03, 09:41:31
Or a sighs contest.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Frenzie on 2015-01-03, 10:14:19
i oftenly witness some people said Religion is like a Penis .

It's a first for me. :right:

That aside, I can't think of a single good argument against public nudity, and when atheists like myself say that religion is a private affair we don't mean it should be kept within the confines of your house.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-03, 10:48:38
Do we have a thread on atheism?

I don't believe in God, god, or gods. Am I an atheist or an agnostic?

How about "What's Up With Up With Atheists? " And, no, I'm not opening it. If there's already one, I'll open another. I'm good at opening threads that already exist. Did it recently and got caught immediately.  :jester:

Oops! Did a quick search and found the one you opened.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Belfrager on 2015-01-03, 16:48:41
Such a funny thread...
To me, it seems the other way round, that penis are like a religion for many people.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 16:56:05
Either way they get a big head over it.  :devil:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-03, 18:34:49
Hehe!
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 18:59:41
A connection with the G-spot should never be forced. A deep and profound experience can't be achieved by everyone. You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Belfrager on 2015-01-03, 19:02:38
You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.

Speaks the voice of experience....
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-03, 19:10:06

A connection with the G-spot should never be forced. A deep and profound experience can't be achieved by everyone. You have to take it slow and let it penetrate your very being before your faith can erupt in feelings of bliss and contentment.

Need a cigarette after reading that.  :lol:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 19:15:10
:) I wasn't sure if it wood resonate. Sometimes my delivery can be a little stiff.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-03, 19:20:23

:) I wasn't sure if it wood resonate. Sometimes my delivery can be a little stiff.

:lol: I'm speechless.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-03, 20:18:46
This is getting less about religion and more about penises with every post.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-03, 20:38:54
Nonsense. I just don't think you put it in people's faces to make them come. That's instead selfish. :pokerface:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-04, 02:07:33
And that last comment epitomises the mindset of those who ridicule others! This thread is becoming an example of kindergarten minds.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-04, 03:25:05
Get your panties out of a wad and get a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Macallan on 2015-01-04, 13:24:24
QED, to nobody in particular :whistle:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-07, 04:51:57
If you are real woman "Mandi" heaven help the child. Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. :(
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Macallan on 2015-01-07, 07:58:53

Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. :(

Even if it was true it would still beat the crap out of having none at all :right:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: tt92 on 2015-01-07, 08:22:07
 :lol:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-07, 11:35:46

If you are real woman "Mandi" heaven help the child. Your idea of humour is as empty as the so-called alternative comedians. :(

Thank you!  ;)
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: krake on 2015-01-07, 15:18:22

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Religion is like a Penis

So would this (http://www.funtoosh.com/miniclip2.php?file=dearpenis) song qualify as religious?   :o
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-08, 04:17:27
Answer says much "woman."
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-08, 04:19:21
Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-08, 12:26:17

Answer says much "woman."

Why do you keep saying "woman"? I am very much a woman. I don't pretend to be something I'm not, "ladies man".

Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?

My vulva and I don't value your opinion.  :P Good day.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Sparta on 2015-01-08, 13:24:17
Remove Human , and there is no Politic  .

Remove Human , and there is no Religion .

therefore Human  are Homo Politicus , Homo Religious , Homo homini Lupus , Homo economicus , etc .
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-08, 13:29:15

Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?

Why so rude, Rj? It strikes me as uncalled for.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-08, 17:13:30


Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?

Why so rude, Rj? It strikes me as uncalled for.

It's ok. No surprise given he is religious. It doesn't help that I am two things he doesn't like, American and a woman he cannot swoon.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-08, 18:01:18
Meh, probably he just can't get the joke...  :whistle:


Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-08, 18:39:37



Maybe daftness could be described as a Vulva as it is sat on?

Why so rude, Rj? It strikes me as uncalled for.

It's ok. No surprise given he is religious. It doesn't help that I am two things he doesn't like, American and a woman he cannot swoon.

One among many. :D
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: jax on 2015-01-08, 21:27:25
Swoon?
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Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-09, 05:41:56
Clever, clever, jimbro but wrong. Neither a penis or a vulva is rude in itself and my comment is a lot less of a problem than what is being aired and indeed all I said was it is sat on which is factual and as it is not moveable a physical truth. Indeed, contradicts the built-in crudeness of this thread.  8)
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-09, 12:15:01
It's all about context.

This has to be the silliest thread that DnD has featured. Or, for that matter, anything that appeared in the old My Opera site.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: ensbb3 on 2015-01-09, 20:57:29

Clever, clever, jimbro but wrong. Neither a penis or a vulva is rude in itself and my comment is a lot less of a problem than what is being aired and indeed all I said was it is sat on which is factual and as it is not moveable a physical truth. Indeed, contradicts the built-in crudeness of this thread.  8)


For the daftly impaired:

He referred to your attack on the lady not the words you used so much.

All for what? Because she's comfortable with sexuality? Is that your problem with this thread in general, you've never imagined a good use for yours so you wanna shame others comfortable with theirs?

It's a silly thread bound for the nether. If you can't play nice, move on.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Jimbro3738 on 2015-01-09, 21:07:10
 :up: You nailed it.  :up:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: rjhowie on 2015-01-10, 03:09:44
Well ensbb3 expected from you but for jimbro a shake of the head. "She" is something else and glad not in my circle of brain users.
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Mandi on 2015-01-10, 03:36:12
"She" is something else and glad not in my circle of brain users.

:lol: :devil:
Title: Re: Religion is like a Penis
Post by: Luxor on 2015-01-10, 12:41:34
"She"

Why is "she" in quotes? Do you doubt her credentials?  Mandi is all woman and most definitely a she.

"She" is something else and glad not in my circle of brain users.

I would imagine that Mandi is quite delighted by that.

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If you are going to post in the thread, try and stick to the topic. The topic is not Mandis gender, so kindly drop it.
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