How to play
1st poster write a statement. 2nd poster say if the statement is true or false. 2nd poster then make a new statement for the next poster.
Example
1st poster:
Opera is your fav browser.
2nd poster:
False.
You drink coffee with sugar.
Let the game begin! I'll start with:
You've played football (soccer) at least once.
True.
You can touch type.
True
You've been to a live F1 racing at least once.
False.
You've had a holiday by the sea.
Err. ..true.
You have seen a real Taliban .
False.*
You prefer your eggs poached.
*As far as I know anyway.
False.
You didn't have an e-mail account until after 2000.
False
You know how to play badminton .
True.
You know what diachronic linguistics is.
False.*
You are a keen gardener.
*Until I searched on Google anyway.
False (although depending on how you define gardener that might be mostly because of a lack of garden).
You need a rest break.
False.
You think Australia could reach the semifinal in the upcoming 2014 Fifa world cup.
False.
You like Scotch tape.
True.
You frequently chew gum.
False
It is now snowing where you live.
False.
You're conscious.
True.
You use more than one alarm clock?
True. (Well, technically I use the alarm clock only as a clock, but I do set a couple of alarms on my phone.)
You like books.
True.
You prefer to walk than take a bus?
True.
You have phone jeans.
False.
You like TV quiz shows.
False.
You have a camera.
True.
You have seen a live musical.
True.
You spend less than €20/year in stamps.
True
You've been on an airplane that was hi-jacked by terrorists. :eyes:
False.
You've seen Die Hard.
False.
You have tried growing a beard.
True.
You think Maxwell's equations are complicated.
True.
You often wear a hat.
False.
You own a Wii.
True. Though it's now in a cupboard because it was replaced by a Wii U.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Grinning.gif)
You like a coffee at the end of a meal.
False. I like coffee in the morning, or later for an extra energy boost.
You've tried eating sushi at least once.
False.
You prefer a bath, than a shower.
True
You've tried canoeing at least once in your lifetime.
True.
You enjoy going on a roller coaster.
True.
You use Thunderbird.
False.
You can play a musical instrument.
True.
You read xkcd.
True. Not regularly though.
You have lost something in the last month.
True. (Well, I searched for my battery charger for like half an hour before I found it, anyway.)
Needles creep you out.
False.
You are watching/watched the Champions League final.
False
You don't know what the Champions League is either.
False. (However, I'm not watching it.) (Edit: @#$@# now I want to watch to see if Real can get a goal in before it's too late.) (Edit 2: whoa, the cheapest option to watch it online seems to be €10. I was prepared to splurge like €1-2, but €10!?! I can buy quite a few decent movies for that price… not to mention those 5 books I picked up yesterday for €10…)
You're drinking a Duvel.
(Edit: @#$@# now I want to watch to see if Real can get a goal in before it's too late.)
:))
(Edit 2: whoa, the cheapest option to watch it online seems to be €10. I was prepared to splurge like €1-2, but €10!?! I can buy quite a few decent movies for that price… not to mention those 5 books I picked up yesterday for €10…)
If it wasn't on TV here I wouldn't be paying to watch it at those prices.
False.
You have more than one pet.
If it wasn't on TV here I wouldn't be paying to watch it at those prices.
I tried using a Dutch proxy to watch it on NOS (Dutch BBC), but they seem to have a more sophisticated geography detection algorithm than Comedy Central. I could listen to Belgian or Dutch radio online I suppose…
True. (Two ratties, Nibbles and Chompers.)
You've used a proxy server to watch geographically restricted content.
I could listen to Belgian or Dutch radio online I suppose…
Think it's slipping away from Real, they are running out of time. Lot's of pressure though.
Edit: Real score in the 93rd minute. :o
False.
You have Orange juice most mornings.
Think it's slipping away from Real, they are running out of time. Lot's of pressure though.
Edit: Real score in the 93rd minute. :o
Yup, I decided to listen to Radio 1 (radio1.nl).
True.
You know what apotheosis means without looking it up.
False.
You have tried skating on ice.
True. (Hasn't everyone? Well, everyone who lives someplace with ice in winter, anyway.)
You've listened to traditional radio in the form of podcasts.
False.
You still own an audio tape player of some kind.
True. (Or is it false? I'm not completely sure. My parents are using my old portable stereo system and I don't have a tape player at my own place.)
You still own a floppy drive.
False
You have a desk-top computer
True (but I don't use it because it is outdated and the monitor no longer works)
You have met a famous actor/actress once.
True
You are generous, kind and forgiving.
True
You've climbed a mountain once.
True. Though calling it climbing would be a stretch, more like a strenuous walk.
Ice cream sometimes gives you a headache.
True.
You've caught a wrong bus and ended up elsewhere once.
True.
You have a fairly busy week ahead.
False. Though my wife may have other ideas.
You have ridden a horse.
I'm not really sure. I'll go with false, because if I have I don't remember and it'll have been something like two or more decades ago. ;)
You like your nails smooth and clean.
False. (I just cut my nails shorts and that's it)
You've slipped and fell on slippery ice at least once.
True.
You like rain.
True. Like it when it stops too though.
You would like to fly in space.
True (but not as a job).
You subscribe to more than one YouTube channel.
False.
You have driven a tractor.
False
You've been in a stadium to watch a football match at least once .
True.
You have played squash.
True.
You have been at sea during a storm.
False. Though it was a bit choppy.
Onions make you cry.
True. (Rarely, but true.)
You like knäckebröd.
False.
You have bought a new coat recently.
False
You know how to fly a private cessna plane.
False.
You own two or more bicycles.
False
You are tone deaf
False,
Most of your friends are older than you.
True.
You prefer reading actual physical books, rather than e-books and kindle books?
True
Your first crush was excruciatingly embarrassing.
False
You've visited the Egyptian pyramids once.
False.
You've visited the Louvre.
False
You believe in ghosts.
False.
You like avocados.
False.
You like to watch cartoons.
False
You caught a butterfly once with your own bare hands.
True. (But I'm not talking about injuring the poor fellow's wings; just letting it land.)
Your breakfast is usually fairly similar from day to day.
True
You are susceptible to colds.
True.
You have broken one of your bones in the past.
False.
You've read something by Paul Broks.
False.
You know how to pluck a chicken.
True.
You once chased a chicken and it caught itself.
True
You once chopped off a chicken's head and it ran around, upright, for fifteen seconds
False
You caught a grasshopper once with your own bare hands.
False.
You own a red pen.
True.
You make your own bread.
False. (Although true on rare occasions.)
You have visited a third-world country.
False.
Pasta or rice?
Pasta.
Socks or jeans?
Jeans.
Cockles or mussels?
Hmm... this is supposed to be True or False thread. (Not a This or That thread) So can we get back on track, fellas? :D
To get back on track, I'll continue with this post;
You have seen a night owl on a tree once.
False. More than once.
You play Cribbage.
False.
You have no idea what Cribbage is.
True
You can't believe that Jennifer Aniston was ever popular
Hmm... this is supposed to be True or False thread. (Not a This or That thread) So can we get back on track, fellas?
Hmm! I got distracted. Or at least, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
You can't believe that Jennifer Aniston was ever popular
True.
You have travelled across the Sahara desert.
False.
Somewhere in the world there is an honest politician.
Err. ..false.
You have tried scuba diving once.
True
You have been bitten by a parrot
True.
You have to wear a tie at work.
True
Dracula tried to enter your house once through your bedroom window.
False. You'd have to be pretty crazy to say that was true.
You have flown in a helicopter.
True. Or so I am told. I was unconscious at the time.
You are a competent cook.
True.
You like to go camping and live in a tent.
True
You like to go fishing during summer.
False. Might have been true over 40 years ago though.
You use an umbrella when it rains.
True.
There are no ponds close by where you live.
False.
You have donated blood at least once.
False.
You strongly dislike needles.
False.
You have been to a music festival.
True.
You used to go to the movies more.
True
You were conflicted whether you should show how smart you were by admitting you didn't believe in the tooth fairy or go on pretending so the goodies kept coming.
False.
You had no idea Wilkinson Sword was called Schick in America.
True
You believed World Championship Wrestling was real
False.
You go skiing when there is enough snow.
False
You have been abducted by UFO once :eyes:
False.
You have rowed a canoe.
True
You fell into the river while you were fishing once.
True. Thanks for reminding me. :))
You have a sweet tooth.
False.
You own multiple pairs of shoes.
True.
You have some tools in a toolbox that you will never use.
True. I never bother with the old-fashioned Stanley knife and use modern cheap alternatives instead.
Your computer lost the art of printing at least once after an update.
Err. ..false. Because I bare do any updates on my laptop. :P
You drink coffee with sugar.
False. I don't drink coffee, but when I do it's black.
You never have enough bookmarks.
False.
You get you hair cut once a month.
False.
You have enough hair to make a monthly haircut a sensible option.
False
You know how to play pool.
True.
You have walked on a Roman road.
False
You have never eaten a snake
True.
You like a good tongue with a nice red wine.
True
You have been on a boat that was hi-jacked by pirates .
False.
You know how to write a Common LISP programm.
False. Although I could do so once.
You have seen the Light
False.
You own an Android device.
False.
You own a teapot.
False.
You like semolina porridge.
False.
You frequently go to a gym.
False.
You generally like cabled devices better than wireless ones.
Err. ..false
You've played pool/snooker with a stranger at a bar/pub at least once.
True. Although by that I mean more like a friend of a friend stranger than a "real" stranger.
You take your time to brush your teeth.
True.
You own a hammock.
True
Puberty took you by surprise.
Err. ..true (if I remember correctly)
You were in a football(soccer) team when you're younger.
True.
You know how to snorkel.
True.
You don't like having your feet tickled.
True.
You're ticklish.
Err...false
You broke your racket once while playing badminton.
False.
You can juggle more than 3 balls at a time.
False
Before the Talibans became extreme, you've seen Osama and Obama playing golf together.
False.
You have been inside a pyramid.
False
You have visited Stonehenge .
False
You have heard at least half of Handel's Messiah
True.
You can knit.
True(ish). I haven't tried it in at least a decade, but I reckon I should be able to pick it up again quickly if I forgot how.
You have an opinion about gluten.
False.
You have different coloured eyes.
Err. ..false
You've met actor Sean Connery in person.
False.
You've met a Sean Connery in person.
False.
You eat an egg at least once a week.
False. I probably at least come close and on average I'm reasonably sure that I do, but I don't make a point of it or anything.
You usually eat an apple a day.
False. I have nothing against the medical fraternity.
You don't like pumpkin
True.
You take nutritional advice from 11th century women.
False.
You always vote in elections.
True
You always vote for the same party.
False
You take multivitamins daily .
False.
You have kept a favourite toy from your childhood.
True.
You have an SLR camera.
False.
You have been to an antiques fair.
False
You've never heard of Angel Browser.
True
You are easy to get along with
True. At least, I'd like to think so.
You like champagne.
True
You've been inside a mosque .
False.
You've been inside a synagogue.
False.
You wear a hat when you're out in the sun.
Occasionally true.
You have pets.
True. Well, one at least.
You like cream in your coffee.
False.
You like rum in your coffee.
False.
You are beginning to lose your hair.
False.
You like tofu given that it is properly prepared.
False.
You like watching cowboy movies.
False
You rent movies from a movie rental store at least once a month.
False.
You haven't been to a movie theater in years.
True.
You are scared of thunder and lightning.
False
You watch World Cup FIFA 2014
False
You like Opera.
Music.
False. Though there are a couple of pieces I quite like, I couldn't honestly say I like the rest.
You have a fear of spiders.
True. The Funnel-web spiders under my house can discharge enough venom in each bite to kill fifteen humans.
You are afraid of foreigners.
False.
You are allergic to shellfish.
False.
You have had food poisoning.
True-ish. Mild food poisoning, not a serious one.
You're allergic to peanuts.
False.
You think oysters look and taste like snot
False.
You use Scotch tape.
True.
You have taken apart a car engine.
False.
You're scrapped for time.
False. Right at this moment anyway.
You have attended a dinner party at least once this year.
True
You've tried e-cig once .
False.
You have a cup.
True.
You have worked in retail.
False
You've seen the latest Lord of The Ring's saga called The Hobbit.
False.
You have read The Hobbit.
True.
You read the Silmarillion.
True-ish. Started it, got bored with it and never went back to it.
You have spent a night in a police cell.
False.
Your Wiimote batteries always seem to be empty.
False.
You have needed medical stitches at least once.
True
You have had at least one teacher who was contemptibly ignorant, astonishingly stupid and all in all a mean-spirited bastard.
True.
You have broken a window sometime in the past.
False
You accidentally stepped and broke your glasses once.
False.
You have made your own wine.
False
You have an old fountain pen somewhere in your house.
False.
You prefer to use a card rather than cash.
True
While camping at night during a full moon, you saw a man in the forest turned into a werewolf. :eyes:
True. It was me.
You believe me.
False.
You are a member of a club.
False
While camping in a forest, you saw an elf wondering about in the woods.
False.
You have been chased by a cow.
False (but close).
You have been chased by a hog.
False. Though I did once have to jump out of the way of one.
Your favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla.
False
You favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate .
False.
You make your own fruit juice.
False. Unless quite possibly less than once a year on average counts.
You need a micro-break.
True
2,000 years ago in your past life, you were a King and you taught your countrymen how to become soldiers and farmers...and your land flourished.
False.
You have stood in a crater of a volcano.
Err...false :D
You've been chased by a cat.
False. Silent assassins, you don't see them coming.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Grinning.gif)
You sometimes work from home.
False
You've seen a police car in pursuit.
True.
You wonder whether it's worthwhile to sell your old cellphone for a whopping 85 cents.
True
You have little awareness of your phone's capabilities.
False.
You have fished from a boat.
False.
You have sailed.
False.
You like being outdoors during a thunderstorm.
False
You've been hit by lightning during a thunderstorm.
False.
You play chess.
True. Not good at it though.
You've enrolled in a Chess competition once.
False.
You have been on a survival course.
True (but not like those survival TV shows)
You've been chased by a wild animal once. :eyes:
True. A very angry Swan.
You have been on Jury duty.
True.
You have been charged with an offence that didn't involve a motor vehicle.
True.
You can ride a unicycle?
True. To my absolute astonishment.
You Found War and Peace long-winded and baffling, and you never finished it.
False, because I never read it to begin with.
You've tried eating biryani (Indian rice) .
True.
You have a moustache.
False
You've seen Aurora Borealis once.
True.
You have sunbathed on a nudist beach.
False.
You use lip balm.
False.
You frequently borrow books from a library.
False
You've seen the movie 3 Amigos.
False. It doesn't ring a bell anyway.
You bite your nails.
False
You like figs
False.
You have a favourite chair.
False
You forgot to return a book from the libary once, and it was overdue.
False
You have eaten too much chocolate more than once.
True.
You can play a piano.
False.
You can play an instrument.
True.
You tried playing violin once.
False.
You have a body piercing.
False
You fall asleep under a tree once.
False.
You go swimming regularly.
False
You have a garden in your backyard .
False.
You have a backyard.
True.
You couldn't sleep last night.
Err...false. But I couldn't sleep two nights ago.
Sometimes when you're asleep at night, you get dreams that you could fly.
True.
You have a cold.
False.
You would like a new car.
True.
You think Germany will reach the World Cup finals.
True. Because they have.
You don't like going to a dentist.
True
You don't like going to public recreational parks.
False.
You can carry more than your bodyweight.
Err....false (but I'm not sure)
While fishing on an early misty morning, you saw the Loch Ness Monster floating about.
False.
You like bananas.
True.
You believe in ghosts.
Err...false
You've been inside a castle once.
True.
You are saddened by the stupidity of the average citizen.
False. I would like to think they're not the average anyway.
You have had a Python wrap itself round your body.
True
You have faith in the innate decency of mankind
False.
You like ghosts.
False.
You find most things funny.
True?
You have travel insurance.
False.
You shave with a cut-throat razor.
False
Once upon a time you met Merlin The Magician and he taught you how to become a ฟizard.
False.
You know sign language.
False
You know how to read morse code.
_ ._. .._ .
You are a capable singer
False.
You liked the fashion of the 1970's.
True. (Wait, I wasn't born. But some of it looks kinda cool. Some of it looks atrocious. Leisure suits. *shudders*)
You like limes.
False
Sometimes you add a dash of lemon when you cook.
True.
You like raw food.
False.
You have flown in a helicopter.
False
You've been inside a cave.
True.
You like ice in your cola.
False.
Sometimes you got up in the middle of the night to smoke or have a snack because you couldn't sleep.
False.
You like eating liver.
False.
You have visited a cheese factory and still eat cheese.
False. Never been to a cheese factory.
You've seen a hummingbird (not on TV or movies)
False.
You like the smell of freshly cut grass.
True.
You've read Moby Dick.
False
You have read the Old Testament.
False.
You still buy vinyl records.
False
You have a collection of vinyl records.
True
You listen to Bach.
True.
You haven't slept well with this horrible heat.
True.
You can draw using a graphics tablet.
True (http://fransdejonge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/T-Shirt-Space-Dino-White-Print-Front.png) (back (http://fransdejonge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/T-Shirt-Space-Dino-White-Print-Back.png)).
You wish the gable were done already.
False. My gable is fine. :P
You have had to use crutches in the past.
False.
You just found out your mp3 player only supports very specific types of mp3s: "Bit rate: 32 to 320 kbps (Supports variable bit rate (VBR)) Sampling frequency* 2 : 32, 44.1, 48 kHz"
False. I don't own one.
You dive from the highest diving board at a swimming pool.
False
You are lactose intolerant.
False.
You have been down a mine.
True.
You have been in a cave.
True.
You wear sandals in the summer.
False
You know there s such an event as the Commonwealth Games.
False.
You like tomatoes.
True.
You own a canoe.
False.
You like rowing.
True
You've tried sailing on a yacht.
False.
You wear your sunglasses indoors just to look cool.
False :D
You like to wear a hat.
True.
You buy coffee beans that you grind yourself.
True.
You know another way?
True.
You accidentally entered a public female restroom once, instead of entering a public male restroom.
False.
You assume I am male without any evidence.
True.
You can never remember what heirloom tomatoes are called in English. (Heritage, vintage, ye olde…)
False. Though I've never heard them called heirloom tomatoes.
You can perform tricks with a yo-yo.
True. I can do some basics like rock the baby and walk the dog.
Though I've never heard them called heirloom tomatoes.
Ah, heritage tomatoes are UK English! So I'm not completely crazy for thinking I've heard 'em called that before.
Your wife is building a new computer and you're getting impatient with all the parts being selected except the case. :P (It can't be "just boring black.")
False. Not an issue I'm ever likely to have, thankfully.
You buy a lottery ticket every week.
False.
You prefer certain music for physical activity.
False
You have hope for the survival of humankind.
True
During a thunderstorm you saw Thor raising his magic hammer and lightning strikes beneath him.
False.
You like old silent movies.
True.
You like water.
True.
You have sat on a camel.
False.
A llama has spat at you.
False,
You have thrown a javelin.
True. (I didn't know spear throwing was called javelin throw in English.)
You have seen a smartwatch.
False. Seen pictures of them but that's about it.
You like smoked fish.
True.
You like smoked sausage.
True. When I get the notion for it anyway.
You buy a daily newspaper.
False. (PS Wouldn't a subscription be cheaper? :P)
You have a Nintendo DS.
False. I don't even know what it is.
You do
False
You've tried drinking Sake (Japanese wine)
True.
You are undecided about spots.
False.
You are following the Tour de France.
False
You are following F1 racing.
False.
You have a stylus.
True.
You have been mistaken for someone else.
True.
It was a bit awkward.
True. Though I guess it depends who you were mistaken for.
You like cream with apple pie.
False.
You like mushrooms.
True.
You only dance if you've consumed alcohol.
False
You like oysters .
False. A local girl whose brother is an oyster farmer says "They look and taste like snot". Aptly put.
You can cook and eat tripe.
True. It's disgusting stuff though.
Your house faces south.
False
Your house faces north.
False. Which is a disadvantage here in the southern hemisphere.
You work from home.
False.
You've tried sleeping on a waterbed .
False.
You are quit good at tennis.
True.
You're good at football when you were younger.
False
You can whistle a tune
True.
You own a USB stick.
True.
You have too many late nights.
False
You are appalled by the quality of the world's journalism
True.
Your favourite dessert is a trifle.
False. (But I would want to try this trifle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx5Wpqf4-OM).)
Forwards clock or backwards clock.
Forwards clock or backwards clock.
Wrong topic methinks. ;)
Forwards clock or backwards clock.
Wrong topic methinks. ;)
Yup Luxor is correct. Ahem, don't you think that should be posted in This or That, Frenzie? :D
Back to topic;
You've tried eating Chinese egg wonton soup.
Wrong topic methinks. ;)
:whistle:
You've tried eating Chinese egg wonton soup.
True.
You've enjoyed fan translations.
False.
You grow fresh herbs at home.
False.
You have a fish tank in your house .
False. Used to have one though.
You put sugar in your coffee.
False.
You have a calendar.
True.
Iron age or Bronze age?
Bronze age.
French or German?
Iron age or Bronze age?
My turn to post the wrong thing in the wrong topic. It's my wife's fault she was talking to me.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
Frenzie followed it up without noticing my error too.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/lol3.gif)
Back on topic:-
You must pay more attention when on-line.
False. (It'd only be less amusing!)
Falling sideways or falling straight.
Falling sideways or falling straight.
I think we have a wrong thread epidemic on our hands. :P
Urgh, this is getting to confusing. :doh:
I'll just go do something else. :right:
Urgh, this is getting to confusing.
It happens to me quite often. ;D
I'll just go do something else.
:(
I'll just go do something else.
:(
Not
permanently. :D
You've Skyped.
False.
You have told an employer exactly what you think of them and not in a good way.
False
You live near a beach.
False.
You trust your instincts.
True
You enjoy reading your mail.
True.
You sleepwalk.
I think we have a wrong thread epidemic on our hands.
:lol: I almost answered Bronze age if Frenzie didn't :whistle:
False
You're quite good at badminton.
;D
False.
You shave more than once a day.
False
You shave twice a day .
False
You never cheated in an exam.
True.
You like the smell of toffee apples.
False.
A 3-second boot is more impressive than you anticipated.
False. 3 seconds is 3 seconds. :P
You place bets on horse races.
False.
You like your peanut butter to consist of peanuts.
True. It wouldn't be peanut butter otherwise, though that wouldn't be a bad thing. Horrible stuff.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/yuck2.gif)
You have never learned to swim.
False.
Your rechargeable batteries annoyingly empty themselves.
True.
You do most of your shopping online.
False
You spilled beverage on your computer keyboard more than once.
False.
You dream in colour.
True. (What else would I dream in?)
You just realized it's midnight.
(What else would I dream in?)
Black and white. :P
False.
You have a pocket full of pens.
False
While taking a walk at night you saw Batman beating up a bunch of bad guys behind a dark alley.
False.
You own a sonic screwdriver.
False
You've tried eating at a Somalian/Ethiopian restaurant .
False.
You do magic tricks.
False.
Time goes by too fast.
True.
You are ambidextrous.
True. (Well, I'm left-handed, but in a right-handed world your non-dominant hand gets plenty of practice.)
You have a smartphone.
False.
When you were young you collected stamps.
True.
You are tired.
True. It is already past midnight :D
You feel tired and sleepy if you don't drink coffee in the morning .
True. It's like jump leads for humans. ;D
You have had a tour of a whisky distillery.
False.
You have a new gigantic GPU.
False.
You once got stuck in a revolving door.
False. Well, almost.
You got stuck inside an elevator once because it stopped working :eyes:
False.
You have holidayed in a caravan or motorhome.
False
You've spent the night in a hut with no electricity .
True.
You have a guitar in your house.
False.
You're thirsty.
True.
You can communicate in sign language.
False.
You own more than 100 books.
True
You have more than 100 books that you have never read
True. (Mind you, I also have more than 100 books I did read.)
You're trying to figure out which old computer parts to give away.
False. I've given up. I have boxes and boxes of stuff that was once state of the art and now is now useless.
You have an emotional attachment to some inanimate objects.
False.
You are emotionally attached to your computer.
False.
You know the time zones of the majority of countries.
False
You plan to travel and visit Arctic some day.
False.
You often stare at clouds.
True
You are overweight.
False.
You wonder why the weather switched from sunny and unbearably hot to overcast.
False.
You can peel a banana with only one hand.
False? (Depends on how you define peel and besides I could probably do it with no hands if I used my feet. :P)
You liked the latest Muppets movie.
False. Haven't seen it..
You can breakdance.
False.
You can spell diaare diarrhe dirrhea diaor the shits.
Err...true. My first attempt on spelling diararhea was incorrect.
When there's a power outage you sometimes wonder how people in the Middle Ages survived.
True.
Once when you were up a ladder you fell off it.
False. Luckily that hasn't happen.
You slipped and fell off a stairs once
True. Too much :beer: ;D
Once you start laughing you can barely stop.
False.
You accidentally swallowed a piece of chicken bone once while you're eating.
False.
You have a nosey neighbour.
False. (Assuming no secret cameras, infrared, etc.)
You have a trophy.
False
You have an antique in your house.
True. But she doesn't like me calling her that.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/lol2.gif)
You feed the birds with your old bread.
True. But she doesn't like me calling her that. ![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/lol2.gif)
:eek: :lol:
False.
You know how to read Tarot cards.
False.
Your nail file is getting a bit old.
True.
You have been a member of a fan or supporter club.
True. (Well, if you count unpaid forum membership.)
You have read The Chronicles of Narnia.
False
While scuba diving deep in the ocean you saw a Russian nuclear submarine silently trespassing by.
False.
You have held a Koala bear.
False.
You have tried a gratin dauphinois based on sweet potatoes and coconut milk (flavored with some garlic and coriander/cilantro).
False. Could be tempted though.
You always read a book last thing at night.
True if you don't take always too literally.
You've never removed thermal paste before.
False.
You always seem to be doing two things at once.
False.
You like water melon.
False.
You still receive paper bills.
True. (There are people who don't?)
You feel like fish.
False
You've seen counterfeit money at least once.
True.
You like Kippers.
True.
You like kippers for breakfast (like an Englishman).
False.
You have complained about a meal in a restaurant.
True.
You sometimes bite your nails.
True.
You wear a cycling helmet when out on a bicycle.
False.
You've only seen Germans wearing cycling helmets.
False.
You find it strange that where I live, helmet-wearing is required by law.
True.
You pick wild berries you find in the countryside.
True. I haven't done that in years :yes:
You've had 3 strikes in a row when you played bowling .
False unless it's been on a Nintendo Wii, but I don't think that counts.
You have discovered you left your wallet at home when about to pay for your shopping.
False.
You live near a river.
True
You are kind, generous, forgiving, and hate cats.
False. :lol:
You like bread.
True
While taking a walk you found money lying around on the sidewalk.
True.
You suffer with migraines.
False.
You love vinegar.
True, sort of. More a love of most things that come in vinegar. ;D
Cheese on toast is your favourite snack.
False.
I find this game's rules too much complex.
True
Would you lie to me?
False.
You don't mind if house guests overstay their welcome.
False
You had a guest who fell asleep at your house because he was too drunk :drunk:
True. Quite a frequent event back in the day.
One of your ears is bigger than the other.
False. It is perceptibly smaller.
If God spoke to you, you wouldn't tell anyone.
Err...false. I might share that experience to a priest and see how he reacts.
Sometimes when you're asleep, you get recurring dreams.
True.
You have eaten snails.
True. I was not yet walking. I crawled down to the back yard and ate countless snails. When my mother discovered me, she couldn't decide what made her feel worse, the slow crunching sound as I chewed, or the green bubbly slime that covered most of my face and some of my clothes.
You have eaten frogs.
False. Not knowingly anyway.
You brush your teeth at least twice a day.
True. (Well, not sure about "at least". Doesn't that imply I'd do it three times when I get the chance?)
You think Linux is user-friendly.
True. But it probably depends on the user. ;)
You sniff wine before you drink it.
True. And I swirl it around before I smell it.
You use both a paper and electronic calendar.
False.
You've tried Mexican food once and it tasted lousy.
False.
You have a favourite pen.
True.
You have a favorite hat.
True.
You like paper.
True, depending on where I'm sitting.
You understand what rappers are saying.
False.
You think "rap" is missing a letter.
True.
You much rather eat a burger than a salad .
True.
You do some physical exercises every morning.
False
You do a morning stretches at least once a week.
False.
You only cross a road at road crossings.
False.
You first used a computer with DOS.
False.
You don't like milk.
False.
You like goat's cheese.
True, though I have had some I didn't like.
You can separate an egg without making a mess.
True.
However, you think people usually separate it out for stupid reasons.
False,
You own a bicycle but you no longer use it.
True-ish. It's more like it's breaking down more and more and public transit is a decent enough alternative.
You know what nutritional yeast is.
True.
Most of your relatives are female.
False.
There's a concert in your street today.
False.
You would like to keep a parrot.
True.
You run custom firmware on your Android device.
False. I don't own an Android device.
Someone once sent you a kissogram.
False. (A what?)
You're getting behind on your for fun reading.
(A what?)
Kissogram (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissogram) ;D
False.
You have tried making your own beer.
False, unless doing some very superficial research into the matter counts as "tried". ;)
You're warm.
True.
You have been down a sewer.
False.
You love water.
True. More a necessity than love though.
You have had measles.
False. (Isn't that one of those things no one gets anymore? Well, unless the anti-vaccers get their wish.)
Your money has been in international bank limbo for 12 hours by now and you're getting impatient. (Technically it's allowed to be there for up to 24 hours.)
False.
Bananas give you wind.
False.
You don't like fruitflies.
True. But I'm not biased, I don't like any flies. :P
You enjoy a walk round a cemetery to read the epitaphs on the headstones.
True, I guess.
You like garlic.
True. Garlic is very holy. Fresh garlic makes you believe in God, but stale garlic (or second-hand garlic) makes you believe in the devil.
The very thought of eating raw shellfish fills you with horror.
True.
Your feet are different sizes, which makes buying new shoes difficult.
False, although I think there's one or two mm difference between 'em.
You'd like more space.
True.
You own so many towels, you fear you will never get round to using them all.
True but false. I probably own about a dozen (never counted), but if there were less I'd fear running out if I couldn't do the laundry for some reason. Plus I mostly use the worn-down ones as bathroom mats, although they can obviously still serve as regular towels if desired. But there are probably at least a couple I haven't used in years.
You don't feel like washing dishes.
True.
You have a jigsaw puzzle that you have never built.
True.
You wonder what to read tonight.
False. Halfway through a book and I will be reading a bit more of that.
You used to play truant from school.
False
It is now getting colder where you live .
False.
You watch less T.V. than you did last year.
True.
You have ran a marathon.
False
You jogged across the countryside with your fellow football teammates when you were younger .
False.
You have been late for work because you didn't hear your alarm clock in the morning.
False.
You're amazed that a package can apparently be "in transit" for over 3 days when it comes from a distribution center only a few hours away.
False. Happens too many times to be amazed about it.
You have milked a cow..
True.
You have shut the door in an evangelist's face.
True.
You are absent-minded.
False
You listen to Classical music at least once a week.
True.
You have no bad habits.
False?
You'll be going to the zoo this week.
False.
You really only go to the zoo to see the penguins.
False. I go to the zoo to torment the carnivores by standing outside their cages looking tasty.
You haven't been to the zoo for years.
True
You've never been to a circus.
False.
You can start a fire without matches or a lighter.
True. I rub two Boy Scouts together.
You think Billy Connolly is funny.
True.
You have your milk delivered every morning..
False.
You think things in general are more dangerous than they were last year.
False.
You wish you hadn't eaten that last chocolate.
False.
Your body feels tired if you eat too much chocolate.
False. Nauseous is the word.
You wonder whether to shower now or in ten minutes.
False.
You wear a shower cap in the shower.
False.
You're pretty tired right now.
True.
You have had happier days.
False.
It's warm.
False.
You are hoping it's pizza night tonight.
False
You're hoping it'll stay nice and warm for another month.
True.
You know where I've put my keys.
True. But I'm not telling.
You can listen to almost a minute of Rap without vomiting.
True.
Your microSD adapter is broken.
False.
Your duvet (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duvet) never stays on your bed during the night.
False.
You're procrastinating.
True.
You see no sense in jumping from a perfectly serviceable aeroplane.
err...true
You dye your hair every couple of months.
False. I comb it about that often.
Your first true love didn't know you even existed..
True. Though maybe she was just hiding it well.
You can touch your nose with your elbow.
False
You drink milk every day in the morning.
True. In a cup of cappuccino.
You really believe that you can tell the difference between one Scotch and another.
False. No one can do that, unless it's the cheap stuff. ;)
You will only have red wine with red meat.
False. I'll also have nothing or water. :P (Besides, a strong white might do fine as well.)
You have a backlog of blog post drafts.
False.
You need a haircut.
True.
You are even-tempered and generous.
True.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/angel.gif)
You eat an apple a day.
True.
You think bananas are ridiculously cheap.
True :D
You eat a banana almost every day .
False.
You have never stayed awake for more than 24 hours.
False.
You eat bananas regularly.
False.
You dye your hair.
False.
You don't want to read a PDF from a screen so you're doing something else, like reading DnD from a screen. :right:
:)) True.
You take sugar in your coffee.
False. :no:
You like cocoa without sugar.
True.
You have six fingers on one hand.
True. I'll count: ten, nine, eight, seven, six.
Yep. six.
You hear voices.
False
You've seen a priest or shaman performing an exorcism.
False.
You own a clock that needs a key to wind it.
False. Wish I did :D
You had a black & white tv once.
True.
You put mustard and ketchup on your hot dog,
False. No mustard.
You know where I misplaced my missing socks. :confused:
False.
You have slept in a castle.
False. I wished :D
You have spent a night in a castle.
False.
You're about to brush your teeth.
False.
You are doing some alpha testing.
False.
You're trying to get OpenInkpot on an old ereader.
False.
You use too much deodorant.
False
You play computer games every day.
False
You have considered, and rejected, the idea of being a vegetarian.
True. I see vegetarian as overkill, although I probably never eat meat anymore and I seldom eat fish.
You can't find an old SD card with less than 1GB space.
False.
You always have the last word.
False.
You're always reading several books.
False. I'm a one book at a time reader,
You are a note-perfect singer.
False.
You"ve tried learning how to play classical guitar.
False.
You don't know what "classical guitar" means.
False.
A mouse has ran up your trouser leg.
False.
A rat ran up your pants once.
False.
You like cheese out of a tube.
False.
You don't like pre-sliced cheese.
True.
You are always doodling.
False
You're going to eat lunch at a restaurant today.
False
You are an excellent cook, if not very versatile.
True.
You have attempted to walk on a high wire.
False. Not a chance :D
You took a quick nap under a tree once.
True. More a drunken slumber than a nap though.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/BigGrin2.gif)
You have cycled down a mountain.
False.
You have cycled down a dune.
False.
You are doing nothing today.
False. I am breathing in, and subsequently breathing out. I intend to do this all day.
You are impatient with fools.
False
You go to bed about the same time every night.
False.
You never fasten the top button on your shirt.
False. Although I prefer not to fasten the top button :)
You always wear a hat when you leave your house .
True. Most of the time anyway.
You have been to a bullfight.
False
You've seen two cats in a ferocious fight.
True. Seems to be a nightly occurrence lately.
You have canoed down a river.
True
You have swallowed a moth.
False.
You walk with a limp.
True.
You sometimes feel a little burst of inexplicable happiness.
True.
You have taken part in a demonstration.
False
You participated in your school choir when you were a kid.
False.
You have been hearing sirens all morning.
False. Although it does happen once a month :whistle:
You've seen a helicopter landed in your neighborhood .
True.
You have flown in a helicopter.
False.
You are a keen birdwatcher.
True
You are not really interested.
False
You have a fish tank in your house.
False. Used to have a 6ft one, but not any more unfortunately.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/SadFace.gif)
You used to play a team sport.
True.
You want some water.
False
You don't watch tv as much as you used to.
__________
Used to have a 6ft one, but not any more unfortunately.
What happened to it?
What happened to it?
Replied here (https://dndsanctuary.eu/index.php?topic=14.msg28645#msg28645).
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Link.gif)
So as not to turn this into a chat.
True.
You sit at a table at meal times.
True
You eat at irregular times.
True.
You have taken a ride in a hot air balloon.
False
You have. (taken a ride in a hot air balloon)
False.
You chew each mouthful of food 40 times.
False. Probably. Forty sounds like an awful lot of times, but I've never counted… :lol:
You're going to bake some rolls tomorrow.
False.
You won't wear leather for ethical reasons.
False. (But I'm in favor of American Indian religion "ask forgiveness from the animal spirits before you kill 'em '.)
You always eat quickly and finish your meal in 10 min or less.
False.
You are dressing up for Halloween.
False.
You shower regularly but rarely have a bath.
True
You have a coffee brewer with programable timer.
False.
You like going fishing but if nobody's watching you sometimes don't bait the hook.
False.
You have restored old furniture.
True. But not well.
You have read War and Peace. All of it.
False.
You have spices in jars that you never use.
False.
You haven't eaten chocolate sprinkles in years.
True.
You peel grapes before you eat them.
False. Is it even possible?
You know someone who actually LIKES grapefruit.
True.
You have successfully tickled a trout (http://).
False
You have an automatic rice cooker in your house.
False.
You enjoy kneading dough.
You know someone who actually LIKES grapefruit.
Yup, me!
True.
You live by the sea.
True. About a par five from the water.
You have forgotten the name of your first true love.
False.
You have not flown a kite, since you were a child.
False. At times, some children have been kind enough to pretend they need my help making and flying a kite.
You like to eat grilled tomatoes topped with chopped basil.
True.
You always have a pen close at hand.
False
You always have a handkerchief or paper tissues at hand when you leave the house.
True.
You wear only black shoes.
False.
You'd prefer not to wear shoes at all.
False.
You have tried sumo wrestling.
False.
You use spicy seafood rub.
False.
You cut your own hair.
False
You have a portable air humidifier in your house.
False.
Your house is too small.
True.
You have wind chimes outside your front door.
False.
You love paper.
False.
You own a beanbag.
False
You have a beanbag in your house.
False.
You like your food spicy.
True. (Also true if you'd said you like your food non-spicy. :P)
You're feeling a little off today.
True.
You don't own a raincoat.
False.
You like Scooby Doo.
True.
You are a competent player of tennis
True
Lamb is cheaper than beef where you live.
True. Though it really depends on the cut.
You sleep on a water bed.
False. Tried it once and it keeps waking me up because the bed kept wriggling :whistle:
You've tried jacuzzi once.
False.
You lift weights.
True
You've tried meditation once.
False.
You have been hypnotised.
False.
You sleep at least 8 hrs each night.
False.
You make home movies.
False
On the night of Halloween a vampire appeared in your bedroom at midnight and tried to seduce you.
False.
You buy your fresh vegetables from a farm shop.
False
You have a bread maker in your kitchen.
False.
You prefer rice more than potatoes.
False.
You like sourdough.
True.
You collect coins.
True.
You tried eating with chopsticks once but your attempt was unsuccessful .
False.
You brush your teeth twice a day.
True.
You are a spender, not a saver.
True.
You're planning to buy a laptop during Christmas sale.
False.
You have at least one Working XP machine that you never use.
True.
You like chocolate covered raisins.
Err...false.
You'll most likely buy a new pair of shoes during Christmas sale.
False. Might ask Santa for a pair though.
You helped out at an archaeology site.
False.
You've been to Athens.
False.
You once pinched a policeman's hat.
False.
There's an Aldi near you.
False.
You don't have the shelf space for all your books.
True.
You, too, have books that you will never read again but can't bear to part with.
True.
It's night.
False. Not here, anyway.
You, too, wonder why anyone cooks carrots.
False
You have a bunch of CDs that you no longer listen to.
True.
You have Vaseline in the house.
True.
You have a pizza oven.
False
You have a set of dumbbells in your house.
False.
You have little interest in politics.
False.
You frequently find yourself humming a tune.
False.
You sing while shaving.
False - having a beard I trim, not shave
You only like old Pop music
False.
You don't know what ziti is.
False.
You eat lots of beans.
True.
You love beans.
False.
You like gingerbread.
False.
You like bread.
True,
You own a teddy bear.
True.
You enjoy Michael Jackson.
False,
You play in poker tournaments.
False.
You read Anne Rice.
False
You read 'Self-help' books.
False.
You will watch for the Leonids, at least one night this month.
False.
You have a Newtons cradle on your desk.
False.
You have at least one book on your desk.
True.
you have a compass in your pocket.
False.
You have a ball.
True.
You are going out tonight.
False.
You forgot to take out the laundry so it's been sitting in the washer all day and isn't anywhere close to dry yet.
False.
You swim at least once a week.
False.
However, now you'd like to go swimming.
False
You haven't comb your hair today.
False.
You skipped breakfast this morning.
Skip breakfast? No. False, false, false. :no:
You had a warm lunch today.
False.
You own a telescope.
False.
You own a camera.
False
It is now snowing where you live.
False.
You never saw snow until you were grown up.
False.
You're procrastinating.
True.
You have more than one kettle.
False.
You have more than one hat.
True. (if beanies count).
You play a musical instrument.
True. I like to play classical guitar.
You always drink either coffee or tea while you're surfing the internet .
True.. I start with a :coffee: anyway.
You have a fear of heights.
True. Recently acquired.
You learned to drive at a young age.
False
You know how to cook asian fried rice.
True. Recipe books are wonderful things.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/laughing2.gif)
You don't like balloons.
False.
You don't like to use hair gel.
False.
You have started your Xmas shopping.
False.
You need to start cutting food.
False.
You have a fridge which contains only beer. :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
False :lol:
You're going to buy a new pair of socks during Christmas sale.
False.
You get heartburn if you eat spicy food.
Err..true.
You get nightmares if you eat cheese late at night.
False.
You have a bird table in your garden or yard.
True.
You believe your local birds have recognisable personalities.
True.
You're going to eat dinner now.
False.
There's monsters under your bed.
True. There was a monstrous spider this one time. :P
Alas, still things to do today.
False.
You don't get enough rest.
True.
You plan to take flight lessons some time in the future.
False.
You often visit an art gallery.
False.
You eat Nutella.
False. Never had it or seen it before.
You've tasted coconut milk at least once.
True.
You have a cut on your finger..
False.
You like pistachios.
True. Is there anyone who doesn't?
You can't tell the difference between one whiskey and another.
False.
You play computer games at least once a week.
True.
You own a surfboard but have never used it.
False.
You don't have a bank account.
False.
You have a garden pond.
True.
You have no interest in the Kardashians.
True.
Vampires don't glitter.
err...true.
Ghosts like to watch horror movies.
False.
When you were a child you wanted to be a fireman.
False.
You know how to use a butcher's steel to sharpen a knife.
True,
You know how to bowl a googly.
False.
You don't know what a "googly" is.
False.
You own a GoPro.
False.
When you were a child you wanted to be a pilot and join the air force.
True. I wanted to fly a Spitfire, but in my heart I knew the war couldn't last another ten years.
You have flown in a light aircraft.
False.
You use a pocket knife to peel apples.
False.
You don't peel apples.
True.
If presented with a choice of a lemon or an orange, you will select the orange every time.
False.
You have a bag of peanuts.
False. But now that you've mentioned them I wish I had.
You have halved your sugar intake.
Could well be true compared to a decade ago. I've never particularly cared for sugar, but back then I probably ended up eating more of it than I do now. I kind of prefer raw cocoa beans over most chocolate and I've even stopped using maple syrup in my porridge. Any product that lists added sugar in the ingredients I'm unlikely to buy on principle, if only because e.g. the non-sugar-added grilled peppers taste so much nicer.
You have doubled your peanut intake.
False.
You've doubled your coffee intake.
False.
You have to stand on steps to reach the top shelf in your kitchen.
True.
There's not much on your top shelf that you need very often.
True.
You have more than one tin full of random screws.
False.
You always seem to be running out of pens and pencils.
False.
You always have a hard time looking for your house keys.
False.
You like lox.
False.
You have been stung by a bee.
True. On the foot.
You will give Christmas gifts to children who will show little gratitude.
False.
Your thesis is progressing fairly well.
False. Alas.
You sense of fair play and forbearance is sorely tested by some of the posters here.
True.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Wink2.gif)
You are sick of Xmas adverts on the TV already.
False. Because I haven't watch TV for a couple of months.
You're going to buy a new TV during Xmas sale.
False.
You still remember your first schoolteacher.
True.
You're warm.
Err...true.
You still remember how it was like to have your very first computer.
True.
Your first computer ran MS-DOS and Windows 3.
False.
You wear an earring?
False.
You have a tattoo.
False.
You have a toolbox.
True.
You are afraid of the dark.
False.
You are afraid of water.
False.
You hear voices in your head.
False.
You frequently compile software.
False.
You have sold an item for a greater value than you knew it was worth.
False.
Your pets are hungry.
False. I don't have any pets.
While skiing on a hill you saw James Bond downhill skiing at 90kmh and he was chased by a bunch of Russian spies.
False.
You like to pass time doing a crossword puzzle.
False.
You have an ereader.
False.
You have flown in a biplane.
True.
You made model planes as a youngster.
True.
You had a pet bird once.
False.
Your jacket doesn't have enough pockets for all the tech you carry around with you.
True. But I do have a vest, made for fishermen, that has all the pockets I need.
You are fastidious about your shoes.
False.
You have a mirror in every room.
False.
You know why people would like a mirror in every room.
False. Though I would imagine vanity is the reason.
You don't wear socks.
True. Well, unless I'm wearing shoes, but I'd rather do without either.
You sound like a hippie.
:)) True.
You have been bitten by a horse.
False.
Horses like to eat out of your hand.
True. All the ones I've fed up to now anyway.
You would like to visit India some day.
False.
You would like to visit Japan some day.
False.
You are a keen traveler.
False.
You think clowns look creepy.
True.
You have an idea what orewoet means.
False.
You have been bitten by a snake.
False.
You use a desktop e-mail program.
True. Pocomail, no longer developed unfortunately.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Sad.gif)
You missed an important meeting recently.
False.
You are going to buy a new hat during Xmas sale.
False.
You need a holiday.
False. Well, not any more than last month anyway. :P
You own a pair of sunglasses.
True.
You knit your own socks.
False.
You own some vaseline.
False.
You use hair gel or hair spray regularly.
False.
You're going to brush your teeth within the hour.
False.
You steam your vegetables.
True.
You don't feel like doing any house chores today.
True.
You know at least one person who can willingly listen to Rap Music.
True.
You know how to use almond oil.
True. Though I never use it myself.
You trust your friends.
True.
You're afraid of fluoride poisoning.
False.
You think a hammer is the only tool anyone will ever need.
False.
There's knocking at the door.
True. Neighbor's apt door though, not mine.
You're going to buy a Christmas present for your pet this year.
False. My wife will though, because she's a big softy.
You never take risks.
False.
You stepped on broken pieces of glass once, and cut your foot
True.
You have worn odd socks to an important event.
False.
You are looking for a new ISP.
False.
You go out and drink coffee/tea at a coffee shop at least once a month.
False.
You didn't know chocolate sprinkles could rot.
True.
For years you drank your coffee too hot.
True. Still do.
You have waited in all day for a parcel that has never arrived.
True.
You have things to do.
True. Been successfully avoiding them all day.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Yes.gif)
You still watch the same cartoons you watched as a child.
True. I was very picky about what I watched. I knew some who seemed content to just gaze at the screen no matter what was on. Well, unless the question is whether I watch carefully selected cartoons for a bit on Saturday morning. I don't do that. :P
You're about to go out.
False. No one in their right mind would go out in the weather we're having here right at this moment.
You have never heard of a "weather bomb".
True. It sounds like a fictional Nazi superweapon which generates hurricanes near major American manufacturing plants.
You dislike Microsoft Office.
True.
You have won a sports trophy.
False. There is no trophy for lacking any hand/eye coordination.
You can tell the difference between one rum and another.
True. Or more to the point, between some rum. ;)
You're presenting tomorrow.
False.
You brew your tea in a teapot.
False.
You brew your tea straight in your cup.
True. It's what tea bags were invented for.
The last time you were on a train it was pulled by a steam engine.
False.
Your next presentation will be using impress.js (with a little Pandoc (https://github.com/jgm/pandoc/wiki/Creating-impress.js-slide-shows-with-pandoc) to ease creation).
False. Because I don't do presentations :P
You were practicing yoga meditation when a genie appeared in front of you and offered you 3 wishes.
False.
You have made sure you have enough candles in case of a power cut.
True. (Well, how many do you need anyway?)
You watch TableTop.
False. Never heard of it.
You try not to laugh at the people slipping on the ice and falling on their backside outside your window.
False. If it's out of your window they wouldn't hear it. :P
It's raining outside.
False. If it's out of your window they wouldn't hear it. :P
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/lol3.gif)
False,
It seems that everyone you met today has a cold.
False.
You don't have a cold.
True.
You talk in your sleep.
False. Usually. ;)
Progress is slow.
True.
Your internet connection is running slow today.
True. As always
You sometimes think you have extra-sensory powers.
False.
You are trying to avoid putting up Xmas decorations.
False.
It's Chanukah in a few days.
True.
You have checked out your neighbourhood on Google maps.
True.
You're debating whether or not to buy the Gabriel Knight series.
False. If I were you, I say go ahead and buy them :up:
On an early misty morning you were taking a brief walk near a lake when you saw a dying fish struggling to get back into the waters. You quickly grabbed the fish and gently guided it back into the lake. As the fish about to disappear deep into the waters, you saw it turning into a mermaid.
False. I tried something like that once and a seagull grabbed it out of the water.
You have an opinion about mermaid biology (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid_biology).
False.
You feel like throwing a friends old laptop in the nearest bin.
True.
You feel like throwing Windows in there, too.
True.
You have owned a motorbike.
False.
Your bike is in disrepair.
False. Don't have one.
You missed an important phone call.
*checks phone* False.
Your pets are hungry.
True. Never seems to stop eating anyway, so he must be.
You have a ship in a bottle.
:o
Oh, "ship".
False.
You find most perfumes overwhelming.
True.
You're hungry.
False.
Your hands are cold.
True.
Ska time.
True. It's always Ska time. :P
You can't find the tinsel.
True. I don't even know what a "tinsel" is. And after looking it up I can tell you we don't have any of that in the house.
You forgot to light the Chanukah candles.
False. Because I don't celebrate Chanukah.
Bad dreams put you in a bad mood the next morning .
False.
You want to go skiing.
True
You like to watch skiing events in your neighborhood.
False.
Blinking fairy lights start to annoy you after a while.
False.
One day you saw a pony wondering about in the woods. Suddenly the pony turned into a glowing white horse, and wings began to extend on it's back, and you were mesmerized by the beauty of this creature. The magical white horse then flew up in the air and disappeared just above the trees, and you wondered if what you saw was all true.
False. Hard to believe I know.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
There's a spider on your ceiling.
True. There's always a spider on the ceiling. They are huge and harmless. I don't like them.
You are a competent gardener.
False.
You only need to look at a plant and it dies.
False. Plants are hard to kill.
There's a moth thing on the wall. Who knew there were insects in winter?
Err...false.
You have the ability to camouflage.
True.
You can't see me in this picture.
True.
Your eyes are tired.
True. Along with the rest of me.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Sleep2.gif)
You keep a diary which you fill in every day.
False.
You're watching Felica and Ryon Day.
False.
You can keep a secret.
True .
You worked as a fireman once.
False.
You are dressed up as Santa.
:D False
You've seen a Tibetan dressed up as a Tibetan monk in your neighborhood .
True. Many years ago, but they were here on some official visit/invite to the town.
You have tried base jumping
False. I wish :D
You've seen a muslim reading the Quran in your town.
False. I haven't seen a Christian reading The Bible, either.
You know someone who is drunk by ten in the morning.
False.
You own and use a glove puppet.
False.
The night before Christmas you couldn't sleep so you decided to get up and look out at your window. Suddenly you saw Rudolf the Red Nose Ranger flying about above the trees in your neighborhood .
True. I go into Rehab early in the new year.
You don't know whether to be glad or sorry that there is someone here even more daft than you.
True.
You wish you could resist the temptation of just another chocolate.
True.
You fall asleep the night before Christmas with your bedroom lights on.
False.
You are rubbish at playing pool.
True.
As a child you had a good singing voice.
True. I was in the school choir one year, so I must have been in tune at least.
You have security cameras at your front door.
False. I do have an outdoor webcam aimed at the frog pond.
You are wary of strangers.
False.
You are wary of drunk strangers.
False.
You don't have a passport.
False.
You like abbey cheese.
True. But because I can't say I've ever had it for sure, I'm going with the fact I like most cheese.
You will soon be going on a long journey.
False.
You should wash the dishes.
False.
You spent the day thinking time was passing very slowly... then realised your clock wasn't working.
False :D
You don't have a New Year's resolution yet for 2015.
True
You miss someone today?
True
You had a sleepless night.
True.
You enjoy karaoke.
I enjoy all kinds of martial arts.
You sometimes get foreign words mixed up.
:lol: True
You'd rather stay in than go out.
True.
You will stay indoors on New Years day.
True. Looks like the weather won't be great. But maybe if it's clear and not freezing too hard.
You're watching a western movie.
False
You're secretly infatuated with Miley Cyrus.
False.
You'll be drinking on New Year.
False.
You have spent New Year's in a foreign country at least twice.
False.
You remember to turn off all the lights before you go to bed.
True. Though I'm not sure how much remembering is actually involved in the process.
You haven't had a TV for years.
False.
You have more than one tattoo.
False
You prefer women's underwear over men's. :P
True. Nothing more off-putting than a woman in men's underwear. :P
When out in the sun you stay in the shadows of buildings.
False.
You're afraid of the dark.
False
You use Bing.
False. But one of these days I'll watch [REC] 4 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1649443/), so who knows. I'd say the first is the creepiest movie I've seen in the past decade.
False.
You forgot to send Christmas cards.
True. I don't ever send any out. :P
You like swinger bars.
False.
You like to watch sports.
False. Well not on TV anyway. Talk about a :zzz: fest.
You have crazy dreams.
False.
You like to skip instead of walking.
False. I like to gallop. :lol:
Your favorite color is neon pink.
False.
You're still not sure if you'll go out to watch the fireworks or not.
False. I gotta go to bed early tonight (unfortunately).
The night before New Year's Day a magical butterfly flew into your bedroom and offered you three New Year wishes.
False
You know 2 other languages besides English.
True.
You have to get out of your vacation rhythm any time now.
False.
You are expecting a houseful of guests any minute.
False.
Your street is quiet today.
True. Not surprising considering the weather. Yeuch!
There is a pneumatic drill making an annoying noise on your street.
False
You are arachnophobic.
True. I back off when I see spiders :whistle:
Sometimes when you go to bed your mind began to fantasize.
True.
Time flies.
True
You are hungry
False.
You own power tools that you have never used.
True
You have a TV in your bedroom
True.
Your job is your hobby.
False
You have a life altering decision to make.
False.
You haven't kicked a football for years.
True.
You're wondering whether to eat something or not.
False. Eating is a must. I'm starving.
You wish there were more hours in a day.
True.
You drink some water before you go to bed.
False. Although it's recommend that you do.
You still have Xmas decorations out.
False. However, there's no "still" in there. It only starts to become "still" if the decorations remain out after Three King's (Epiphany, i.e. January 6). Unless you Americans put up your decorations way before Christmas. :P
You're annoyed at the death of MSN.
False. Although it's recommend that you do.
Is it really? Unless you mean the tiniest sip, that'd just wake me up in the middle of the night.
False.
You have lost track of what day it is.
False.
You have a power ball.
False.
You are making a huge pan of soup.
False
You are planning a vacation.
False.
You saw a bird flying above a tree and you wondered how it's like to be a bird and be able to fly.
True.
You dislike films in 3D.
False
You enjoy hiking.
True.
You have climbed the face of a mountain.
False.
You have something to finish before midnight.
True. A packet of salted cashew nuts. :P
You once broke a leg while using a trampoline.
False. How?! :insane:
You're going to play some music.
True.
You like Sci-fi movies.
True
You have asthma.
False.
Your nose is cold.
True. And wet. Woof.
You, too, are fit and healthy.
False. Although it is what I strive for.
You tend to snore when you sleep on your back.
True.
Your furnace was on.
False.
Your house has no stairs.
False.
You listen to Alice Cooper.
True.
You are thinking of making pasta tonight.
False
Birds bombed your car.
False :D
You almost slipped and fell today.
False.
You hate cleaning windows.
True.
You want to read.
True.
You think it's a night to be indoors.
True. Aren't most winter nights? That being said, it's not raining or snowing, only mildly windy.
You've used the same cellphone for over 6 years.
True. I am still baffled by most of its functions.
You are, by and large, content.
Err...false.
You misplaced your winter gloves and you can't find 'em.
False.
Your chapstick rolled under the exact center of the bed.
False
A coke exploded in your car.
False.
You like finger food?
True.
You have leftovers for dinner.
False.
You haven't eaten any pancakes this month.
True.
You wonder how people make clean snowmen.
False.
You wear Cuban heels.
False. Not my style :D
You've tried Sumatra coffee.
False. I say false, because I have no idea if I've tried it or not. As I never ask for the country of origin when I buy coffee.
You are sitting at a window watching the snowfall.
False. The temperature went from freezing to a whopping 12°C, so I'd be quite surprised to see snow.
You have to pick up a cucumber.
False.
You ought to take some books to the charity shop.
True
You are a fast food junky.
False.
You have to hide the cookie jar.
True. From myself. :P
You love skiing.
False. Not very good at it.
You floss every day.
False.
You brush your teeth twice a day.
True.
You don't like nylon clothes.
True.
You like vinegar.
True.
You like things preserved in vinegar.
True.
You watched a bunch of movies between Christmas and New Year's.
False
You had to work the holidays.
True. Not on Christmas though :)
You've tried eating Korean/Japanese dried seaweeds.
False.
You own a juicer.
False
You want to be on a deserted island.
False.
You keep the money off vouchers in magazines then forget to use them.
False
Your computer desk is piled up with stuff and cluttered.
True. No matter how much nagging I get from the lady of the house, cluttered it stays.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
You really shouldn't, eat beans.
No matter how much nagging I get from the lady of the house, cluttered it stays. ![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
Good to know I'm not the only one with cluttered computer desk :D
You always drink some water after a meal.
False. Most of the time I do, but not every time.
You prefer your main meal to be a hot one.
True.
You skipped breakfast this morning.
True. And lunch. I've been feeling quite fragile today.
You rarely get sick.
False.
You grow your own tomatoes.
False
You're a germaphobe.
False
You grow your own coffee beans.
False.
You have multiple watches.
True.
You have used a knife to open a tin.
True.
You've experimented with a variety of ways to open beer bottles.
:)) True.
You know how to crochet.
False.
You couldn't find your cellphone once so you dialed the number with your land phone to locate that stupid cellphone.
True.
However, you don't have a landline anymore.
False.
You like surprises.
False. Nope, never liked surprises :left:
You have a small garbage container next to your computer desk.
True. It's called a "computer".
You believe little of what you see on television.
True.
As a child, you had an imaginary friend.
False.
You started drinking coffee when you're 12 yrs old (or younger) .
True. Much younger, I do seem to remember.
Tunnels or bridges?
Tunnels or bridges?
Wrong topic, Luxor ;)
Wrong topic, Luxor
Whoops!
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Embarrased.gif)
You never make your own cakes.
False.
You sometimes bake your own bread.
False.
You believe in astrology.
True.
When you get up in the morning the very first thing that comes to your mind is your morning coffee/tea.
False.
You try to be loving and kind.
True.
You are easily distracted.
True.
You have a coffee grinder in your kitchen .
True,
You like "energy" drinks, like Red Bull etc.
False.
However, you do think they're more or less palatable if sufficiently diluted in some distilled contraption.
False. I doubt anything could make them palatable.
You like your toast, only toasted on one side.
False.
You've tried toasting your bread on a pan with melted butter.
True.
You're not looking forward to going out in the freezing weather.
True. Just back in actually and it was freezing out there.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/cold.gif)
You drink herbal tea.
True. Sometimes anyway.
You like math.
False.
You have an automatic rice cooker in your kitchen.
False.
You have an electric kettle.
True.
You have brought a book home only to discover you already own it.
False
You hit snooze on your alarm clock several times before getting up.
False.
You usually have your hands in your pockets when outdoors.
False.
You're off for the day.
True. Will be off a total of 5 days to be exact. ;)
You get lost easily.
False.
You have never tasted oysters.
True
You suffer from road rage.
False
You have never tasted pigeon eggs.
True.
You've decorated easter eggs.
True.
You can touch-type.
True.
You have Espresso machine/brewer in your kitchen .
False.
You always buy large eggs.
False.
You know what a canticle is.
True.
You have a set of golf clubs, just sitting gathering dust.
False.
You like C&A.
False. If you mean the retailer that is, as they don't exist here any more.
You dislike the taste of white chocolate.
False. Except in the sense that I dislike mainstream chocolate for having too much sugar.
You dislike the taste of dragons.
If you mean dragon's blood, false. Never tasted.
A falling meteorite entered Earth atmosphere and crashed in your neighborhood.
True.
Your oven makes banging noises.
False
Your roof has a leak.
False.
The clouds are moving fast.
False.
You think you would do well if you went on a TV quiz show.
False. I never watch any, so I don't even know how they work. Maybe if it's e.g. vocabulary-related…
You like bread without anything on it.
True.
You live a long way from your place of birth.
True.
You've seen a police officer pointing his gun at a close range.
False.
You put marshmallows in your hot chocolate.
False
You are addicted to a game.
False.
You give blood.
False. As much as I hate to admit that. :(
You hate grocery shopping.
True.
You make some of your own clothes.
False.
You have a weird fetish that no one knows about.
False.
You always burn the toast.
False. I don't like anything that tastes like charcoal. Lol
You love to read mystery novels.
False. I do like to sneak up behind readers who are near the end of a mystery novel and hiss "The butler did it."
As you age, you find you are reading less fiction of any sort.
Err...false.
You have an allergy that makes you sneeze .
False.
You eat fish at least once a week.
False.
You like kale.
True. I was just thinking the other day, that I've not made kale soup for a while.
You can twerk.
False.
You can write.
True.
You have taken part in a protest rally.
False
You like to park crooked in parking lots so others don't ding your vehicle.
False.
Your hands are always cold.
False.
Sometimes you bring your cup of coffee or tea when you go to the bathroom .
False.
One time on a bicycle you braked and went flying over the handlebars.
False.
In school you ended up with a mountain bike that was stuck to a single gear and no one would believe you.
False. There was no such thing as a mountain bike when I was at school,
You own a pair of ice-skates.
False? If I do they probably don't fit anymore.
You like oatmeal.
True.
You like liquorice.
False.
One time you were riding your bicycle and one of the tires punctured.
True. More than once and it always seemed to be at the worst time possible.
You know how to survive in the wild.
True.
Your tea is hot.
True.
You eat a balanced diet.
True.
You still use a watch.
True.
You often see bats flying around your neighbourhood.
True.
You eat bananas.
True.
You fry bananas.
False.
You use tahini.
False
You're going to watch the Superbowl.
False.
You're going to read Moby Dick.
False.
You have attended a fancy dress party.
False
You play an instrument.
True. Though it's questionable if I still can, as I've not done so for years.
You keep chickens.
False.
Your monitor is in peril.
False.
You bite your nails.
False.
All your friends played rugby when you were a teenager but you hated it.
True.
You are easy to please.
Err...false?
You wanted to join the Police Acadamy when you were younger.
False.
You like pigs.
True.
Uncomfortable is kinda hot.
Err...false
You put salt on your bedroom window so that evil spirits may not enter while you're asleep :whistle:
False.
You think garlic keeps vampires at bay.
False.
Garlic is one of your most favorite foods.
False
You pour salt on your front door and sidewalk to prevent slipping from ice & snow.
True.
You can play a wind instrument.
True.
You can play the piano.
False. I can knock out a couple of chords, but that's about it.
You will make do and mend something, rather than replacing it.
True, depending on what it is. I dislike waste and besides fixing things is more fun than going to the store. I figure the total time spent really isn't that different.
Your birthday is in February.
False.
You grow your own tomatoes.
False.
You're jealous of Jamie Oliver's garden.
False
You took a music lesson on how to play bagpipes.
False. There is no such thing.
There was a time when you thought "minestrone" was a word of two syllables.
False.
It's freezing.
False. In my part of the world at this time of year at this time of day.
You don't like the cold.
False. I don't like week after week of it though.
You have eaten a dog biscuit.
False.
You have eaten cat food.
False, Not knowingly, anyway.
You think chilli peppers are good for you.
False.
You've taken music lessons on how to play the classical guitar.
False.
Your watch is self-winding.
True.
You have attempted to brew beer.
False.
You have made your own cheese.
False.
You have worn a pair of clogs.
False
You wear a necklace.
True.
You sing in the shower.
True.
You see dead people.
False. :eyes:
You were home alone once and you heard a voice calling your name. :right:
True
You made a Roast once for someone you forgot was a vegetarian
False.
The last time you wore short trousers, was in school.
False.
You like cocoa.
True.
You have never met anyone who doesn't like cocoa.
True.
You don't know about the new Dropbox icon.
False.
You make your own tomato sauce.
True. (Well, meaning not starting completely from scratch with tomatoes but basing it on e.g. tomato paste or passata.)
You like Coupling.
False.
You have played squash.
False
You have played foosball.
True. But why you would call table football Fußball is beyond me.
Your pets play with grass.
True. Plays with it, eats it, poops it and pukes it.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/rolleyes.gif)
You were out early morning for a nice walk.
False.
You don't like lakes.
False.
You have a secret stash of chocolate hidden somewhere.
False.
You're getting hungry.
True. I'm actually preparing late supper while I'm posting this. :P
You tend to sleep more during winter.
False.
You would like to live on a farm.
False.
You know how to play carrom.
False.
You have things to do.
True.
You have more than 4 browsers on your computer.
True.
You can't imagine having fewer than 4 browsers.
True.
You can't feel your bottom lip thanks to a dental injection.
False.
You remember when your lips felt the size of cucumbers because of such a thing.
True. About an hour ago actually. :P
There is nothing in your trouser pockets.
True.
Your backpack is ready to go.
False.
You are watching an incredibly dull program on the TV.
False. There's an off switch.
You know your fats.
True.
You enjoy playing on pinball machines.
False.
You have played Pac-man at least once.
True.
You have eaten Frog's legs.
False.
You like Scooby Doo.
False.
It is time for you to buy a new pair of socks.
False.
You don't like chopping onions?
False. I love it.
You like salt.
False.
You like parsley.
True.
You can sleep standing up.
False :D
You can sleep while seated on a chair.
True. Far too easily, some would say.
You can throw a boomerang and it returns to you.
Err...false.
You have tried archery once.
True.
You own a car.
False.
You own a canoe.
False.
You avoid spicy food.
False.
You like stories.
True.
You have thrown a javelin and it went quite far.
False.
You have buttons on your clothes.
True.
You have never drank a cocktail.
False
You enjoy playing on pinball machines.
True.
You like poetry.
True.
You like sourdough.
False.
You fall asleep once while reading a book.
True.
You often eat hot-dogs.
False.
You often eat bananas.
False.
You would like to be a stuntman.
False.
You like whales.
False.
You have seen a real live dolphin (not on TV or movies).
True. Within an arm's reach.
You are afraid of sharks.
False. I'm never likely to come across one.
You recycle all your waste.
True.
You've seen Flipper. (No one you see, is smarter than he.)
True. Presuming you mean this Flipper (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%281964_TV_series%29) of course. :)
You cure your own bacon.
False.
Presuming you mean this Flipper (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%281964_TV_series%29) of course. :)
I didn't mean any particular iteration, but I think that's the one I watched when I was 6/7-ish. (It would be chronologically impossible for me to have watched this one (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_(1995_TV_series)) unless my memory's playing tricks on me. :P)
Butter should be unsalted. Period.
False.
You never buy cheese if it comes in a packet.
False. The important thing is that it's in one piece.
You like raw milk.
False. Though you can't buy it around here anyway, as it's illegal in Scotland nowadays. Hard to believe I know, but it's true.
You know how to tie more than ten types of knot.
False
It is almost time for you to get a haircut.
True. Off for one in an hour or so actually.
You no longer have a need for a haircut.
Almost true. A six-monthly once-over with a number 6 comb. Hardly worth the price.
You put tabasco sauce on your scrambled eggs.
False.
This is just a dream.
False.
You just received a compliment.
False.
You take fish oil capsules daily.
False.
You're left-handed.
False.
Your first love never knew of your passion.
True. My first love was a train set, so no surprise really. :P
You were nervous at your first job interview.
False.
You haven't seen any of the X-Men movies.
True
You haven't seen Citizen Kane.
False.
You don't own an Apple device.
True.
You can quite clearly remember your first day at school.
Err...false.
You remember how it was like the very first time you were in an airplane.
True! Open cockpit biplane. Gypsy Moth.
You remember the first time you heard a pipe-organ.
False.
As a child you owned a chemistry set.
True
You own a telescope.
False.
You are accident-prone.
False .
You remember the first time you spent the night sleeping on a train while traveling.
False.
Obi Wan is all powerful.
False.
You shave every day.
False.
You eat every day.
True.
There is an alarm going off right next to your house.
False.
Creepy babies are creepy.
True.
Your mobile phone is more powerful than your first computer.
True.
You remember those days when you played computer games in DOS mode.
True.
You remember when sausages weren't mostly junk.
True.
You have had an eagle perched on your arm.
False.
You've had more than three pigeons on your arms and shoulders at once.
False.
You carry your money in a purse.
False.
You consume tons of cocoa powder.
False.
Your neighbours dog follows you when he sees you.
False.
You've met and talked to a person from Syria.
False. Though I can't be a 100% sure of that.
You hate peeling potatoes.
True. Tons of flavor and most of the nutrients are in the skin.
Netanyahu doesn't age.
False.
You have travelled in a hot-air balloon.
False.
You have seen a tornado within a few miles/kms.
False.
You are always last to leave the party.
False.
You stayed up late last night.
True.
Yeast is delicious.
False.
You have an itch that you can't reach.
False.
You have an itch that you shouldn't scratch.
False.
Your favourite milkshake is chocolate flavour.
True.
You've tried a milkshake topped with cookie bits
False.
You are a good listener.
True.
You have seen a moon eclipse.
False. I can't remember seeing one anyway.
You have seen a solar eclipse.
True.
You know how Stonehenge works.
False.
You carry a lucky charm with you wherever you go.
False.
You're taking a break.
True.
You need some new books to read.
False. And if I did there's plenty on e.g. Archive.org and Project Gutenberg to toss onto my ereader.
Water is cheap where you live.
True.
Although you're right handed, you do a lot of tasks with your left arm.
False. I'm left-handed, but I suppose I do plenty of stuff with my right arm. In a righty world, you kind of have to.
You know where to get natural cocoa as opposed to Dutched cocoa.
True. The local supermarket. :P I'd never heard of the term "Dutched cocoa" before, so had to look it up.
You have sensitive teeth.
False? I mean, I don't think they're more sensitive than, say, my lips.
You caught some kind of bug just when you thought you were out of this winter (and several preceding ones) scot free. :/
False.
You have a black belt in karate.
False.
You've climbed a mountain.
False.
You have never used a credit card.
False.
You drink lots of water.
False.
You drink more coffee/tea than water.
True.
You prefer beer to water.
False.
You think it's cold.
True. Though I don't need to think it, I know it.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/cold.gif)
You play golf.
False.
You listen to Vivaldi.
True.
You are thrifty.
False.
You alwas have a snack before bedtime.
False.
You kind of hate Android.
False.
You eat offal.
True. Or well, kind of false since I eat primarily vegetarian with the occasional fish. But I'd go for a good pâté and I'd say a cow's tongue is one of its best parts…
You're not hungry.
True. I was until I read the bit about the tongue.
You don't eat in the evening.
False.
You don't eat breakfast.
False.
You like hazelnuts.
False.
You've tried hazelnut flavored coffee.
False. Surely no such thing exists.
You have been to a Starbucks for a second time.
False. Tried it once.
You don't know what to do today.
False. :zzz: is what I'm gonna do.
People tend to get on your nerves.
False.
You play chess.
False.
You have a cat.
True.
You are allergic to cats.
False.
Your life would be dreadful and boring if you didn't have a computer.
False and true. False in the sense that I'm sure I'd be fine I woke up, say, 50 years ago without a computer, but true in the sense that if I didn't have a computer in 2015 that'd mean my life was pretty dreadful (but probably not boring) on account of abject poverty.
You stand up regularly.
True.
You have had archery lessons.
True
You prefer the automatic car wash.
Err...false. Because I don't have a car to begin with.
You have tried growing parsley in your backyard.
True. Although I want to say false because "tried" sounds like I failed.
Snow is fun.
True. Up to a point anyway.
You have eaten tofu.
True.
You grow your own tomatoes in your backyard.
False.
You have met a rock star.
True. Well, depending a bit on your definition of rock star. :P
You don't wear glasses.
False.
You make models out of clay.
False.
You eat oats.
True.
You would never think of becoming a politician.
False.
You're looking for fun French-language children's shows.
False.
It is almost time for you to do laundry.
False.
You saw the solar eclipse today.
False.
You saw a squirrel today.
False.
You have never offended anyone.
False.
You plan to grow some herbs in your backyard when Spring comes.
True. Well, except that spring is already basically here. :P
You sometimes listen to American public radio.
False. I wouldn't know how.
You have some respect for the news broadcasts from the BBC.
False.
You can juggle with swords.
False.
You're on a train.
False. I wouldn't know how.
You go to npr.org or pri.org. :P
False.
You wear a talisman.
False.
Spicy food gives you heartburn.
True. Sometimes, but not always
You've tried drinking tea with milk & sugar.
True. Not an improvement.
You use ziploc bags.
False.
You like cauliflower.
False.
You like alfafa sprouts.
True.
You watch Let's Play vidoes.
False.
You have never taken a driving lesson.
False.
You hate that Windows is required to play the occasional game.
True. Though I gave up gaming on PC a long time ago,
You have been taken to hospital by ambulance.
True.
You have an old bicycle that comes with a horn or ringer.
False.
You own a metal detector.
True. Possibly. I made one about forty years ago and it might be still around somewhere.
You know someone who used a metal detector to find something of value.
False. The only person I knew with one, found nothing more exciting than old ring pulls.
Feathers make you sneeze.
False.
Bleach make you sneeze.
False.
You like your steak cooked rare.
False.
You have eaten shark steak.
True.
You are named after a family friend.
False.
You have pictures of monkeys.
False.
You have restored a vintage car.
False.
You own a vintage car.
False.
You had a dream where you owned a vintage car and it was a huge PITA because it kept breaking down.
False.
You like milk in your tea.
False. Actually I prefer creamer & sugar in my tea as an option.
You had a dream that you saw more than one moon in the skies.
False.
You like taking risks.
False.
You like your tomatoes fresh, not cooked.
True. Though it depends on what I'm doing with them.
You make your own salad dressing.
True.
You found small creatures in your salad at a cafe once.
False. Ew!
You have phone jeans.
False.
You have a back scrubber to scrub your back when you take a shower.
True. But I'm not telling you her name.
You have a fingernail that keeps splitting.
False.
You have an official bird.
False.
You have an official tree.
False.
You like your vegetables fully cooked, not steamed.
False. My steamed vegetables are fully cooked.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Puzzled.gif)
You don't like getting up in the morning.
False. I just don't like getting up in the morning to go to work ;)
You say prayers each night before you go to bed.
False.
You are scared of clowns.
False.
There was a time when you wanted to be a clown.
False.
There was a moment you wished that you were a World Cup football/soccer player.
True. The only thing holding me back was a total lack of footballing skills.
You take your phone everywhere.
True. Except when I'm taking a shower.
You have traveled and slept in an overnight train.
True. Often. The experience has varied from pleasant to abysmal.
You don't enjoy travel much.
False.
You will take the long route if the scenery is nicer than the shorter route.
True.
You have never seen a live platypus.
False.
You have swam with dolphins.
True.
You have argued with a policeman.
False.
You're moving within the year.
False. Unless you know something about my health that I don't.
You don't like to move much.
True.
You have been mistakenly identified as a suspected criminal and held up by the police :eyes:
False. It was just a misunderstanding.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
You own a pocket watch.
False.
You own an antic wall clock that you have to manually wind.
False.
You have spent a day at a horse racing event.
False.
You have transcribed manuscripts.
False.
You have put away your winter coat.
False. Wrong hemisphere.
You have never experienced a Christmas in Summer.
True.
Your musical taste has changed over the years.
False.
You prefer to surf the internet than watching tv.
True.
You have worn a suit of armour.
False :D
You have won a Sword of Honour.
False.
You visit the library.
False.
You have milked a cow.
True. Hundreds.
You have sold popcorn at a rodeo.
False.
You have eaten snake.
False.
You have charmed a snake with a flute.
False.
You have walked on hot coals.
False.
You have, however, played a flute.
False.
You were once rescued from the sea.
False.
You have seen a Mclaren sportscar in your city.
False.
You keep a bicycle in your house.
True.
You've sold your books to used bookstores.
False. I usually hand them in to charity shops.
You can read Morse-code.
_ ._. .._ .
You tried to learn Esperanto once but gave up.
False.
You have seen a group of Hmong wearing their traditional clothes.
False.
You have a favourite restaurant that you frequent.
True.
You can prepare a tastier burger compared to some of the burger restaurants that you have visited.
True.
You have never attempted to make a soufflé (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souffl%C3%A9).
True.
You have never worn stilettos.
True.
You have fallen from a boat on a river.
True.
You can row.
True
You have been to the Middle East.
False.
You have been on a sea cruise.
False.
You have been on a small ferry.
True.
You have slept in a cave.
False.
You have slept on the floor.
True. Under a desk with a phone book for a pillow. Often.
You, too, were in the computer industry once.
False.
You have been to a monastery.
True.
You like baby Groot.
False.
You don't like champagne.
False.
You like balls.
True.
You only use metric measurements.
False.
You have tried eating rice with chopsticks.
True. Tried and failed.
You have sat on a Camel.
False.
You still have a TV.
True.
You were once chased by a Swan.
True. It had a surprisingly tough and strong and sharp beak.
You sometimes are unsure if a memory is real or a dream.
True. Especially if it was a vivid dream.
You have sat on an elephant.
True.
You have been frisked by a policeman.
True.
You can't whistle.
False.
You don't like fingers in your mouth.
True.
You eat more than you should.
False.
You drink water.
True.
You have more than one middle name.
False
You think that a muslim name Syed Abdul Hassan ibn Syed Abdul Majid Al-Haj is too long and confusing.
True
You know someone who has no middle name.
True.
You have keys on a keyring that you have no idea of what they are for.
True, like the vast majority, I suspect.
You lived in a village, in a time, when the doors didn't have locks.
False.
You have been to a village where electricity doesn't exist and the villages use torches and candles at night.
False.
Your home is partly solar powered.
False.
You soak your beans.
False.
You make your own pasta.
False.
You eat chorizo.
True.
You have dyed your hair.
True.
You have seen a bomb squad in your city.
False.
You have seen a Yeti.
False :D
You have eaten cereal with chocolate milk instead of white milk.
True. Well partly true anyway, it was white milk going in but the chocolate cereal turned it into chocolate milk. :P
You collect medieval weapons.
False.
You have monkeys.
False.
You own a horse.
False.
You have more than one rug.
True,
You only eat wholemeal bread.
True. I don't much care for the flavor of white bread.
You procrastinate too much.
True. Oh so true. :))
You like silk sheets on your bed.
True. But I like cotton and linen too.
You are not from South America.
False.
You don't like marshmallows.
True.
You don't think s'mores are great either.
True.
You have eaten ice cream mixed with freshly brewed coffee.
False.
You read your horoscope every day.
True.
You have seen an anti-terrorist squad in your city.
False.
You have been kicked out of a nightclub.
False.
You feed the pigeons today.
False.
You put yoghurt on your cereal.
False. Although that's an idea that I'll definitely give a try :up:
You have a table lamp next to your computer.
True.
You have washed an Elephant.
False.
You have tamed a wild horse.
False.
You have been bitten by a horse.
True.
You have had to shoot a horse.
False.
When a child, you believed in the tooth fairy.
False
You have trained a parrot to say "Hello!".
False.
You have started a war.
False.
You hate waiting in a queue.
True.
You have more than one brand of shampoo in your bathroom.
True.
You no longer have hair to shampoo.
:lol: False
You have seen a cow sitting in the middle of a road.
True. More often than you would think.
You have thrown money into a wishing well.
True. Unfortunately my wishes never came true :whistle:
You have seen a chicken crossing a road and managed not to get hit by a car.
True.
You have eaten roadkill.
False. Not a chance, even if someone offer it for free.
You have drank horse milk once.
False.
You keep your valuables in a safety deposit box.
True. Actually mine is a fireproof box :P
You use an alarm clock to wake up each morning.
False.
You have never grown a beard.
False.
You know someone who cuts his own hair.
True.
You own a shotgun.
False
You have a Cross on your bedroom wall.
False.
You have a punch bag hanging from a ceiling in your home.
False.
You think that Scotland devolved.
False.
It is almost time for you to get another haircut.
True when posted - just had one - cost €5
You believe everything that's written down
False.
You have read everything that has been written down.
False
You have met someone from Argentina.
False.
You like blue cheese.
True
You like aquavit
False.
You like Advocaat.
False. Never tried it, so I wouldn't know.
You have tried Somalian coffee called Qahwe (http://www.mysomalifood.com/qahwe/) .
False.
You're strapped for time.
True. At my age everyone is.
You don't suffer fools gladly.
True.
You have had acupuncture treatment.
No way
You like marmite
True. Most Antipodeans would claim that Vegemite is superior, but I confess to a preference for Marmite.
You have damaged a tooth on a piece of confectionery that should have been soft but wasn't.
True.
You have a fish pond in your garden.
True. It started its life as a frog pond but the heron ate the frogs. We put some fish into it but the kookaburras ate the fish. We now call it the bird bath.
You are an all-but-hopeless gardener.
True.
You like cheese on your burger.
False. I prefer burgers without cheese.
You tried Tai chi once.
False.
You tried Canasta.
True.
You have ploughed a field.
False, only part of a field
You peel onions underwater
False.
You peel your banana entirely before you eat it.
False.
You have a pair of bathroom slippers when you go to the bathroom.
False.
You wear a shower cap in the shower.
False.
You have eaten boiled squid at a Asian restaurant.
False.
You are in a bad mood.
False.
Do you eat raw oysters.
False.
While you were reorganizing your closet you found some extra money in your jacket.
False.
Pineapple is your favourite fruit.
False, Pineapples are for weird American Pizzas
You like Pizzas with Chile sauce
False.
You know how to prepare pizza from scratch.
True = using Pork Scratchings
You believe Pigs can fly
False.
You have seen a Unicorn.
False.
While asleep, you saw a unicorn in your dream.
False.
You own a crystal ball.
False.
You have a deck of playing cards somewhere in your house.
True.
You always have a mid-morning snack.
False. Only mid-morning breakfast since I'm not an early morning person.
You close your bedroom window curtains when you go to bed.
True.
You have administered first aid.
False.
You have a large window fan in your bedroom.
False.
You have a coffee maker next to your bed.
False.
You drink your morning coffee before you eat breakfast.
True.
You drink a lot of milk.
False.
You have a iPad/Tablet.
False.
You have been on a train journey only to find you were on the wrong train.
False. :D
You were in the city and you accidentally caught the wrong bus once.
False.
You have entered a weight lifting contest?
False.
You now have your floor/table fan turned on
True.I f you are referring to the 1200W fan heater under my desk.
You live in one hemisphere and have visited the other.
False.
You are good at decorating.
True. But then again, does anybody think they are bad at it? :P
You still have a bunch of old phones.
False.
You still own a ZX Microdrive (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZX_Microdrive)
False.
You play lottery once a month.
False.
You have never played the lottery.
False.
You have never played a guitar.
False.
You have played a steel drum.
False
Have you ever picked your nose?
True.
You have a box full of buttons.
True. I hope. I have some buttons to put in it.
Your computer's uptime is approaching an hour.
False. It's way past that.
You can read Braille.
False. I don't even know where Brailleland is located.
You ate a can of Spam yesterday.
False.
You have won a sports medal.
True.
You've never eaten rice.
False.
You have made an ice sculpture.
True. It was called "hacked out block of ice for use as window in igloo". Unfortunately the igloo didn't stand for very long; the frost didn't last. Awesome snow/ice sculpture it was, though.
Your cat makes bird-like noises.
False. Unless he has a bird in his mouth, that is.
You eat fish that still has bones.
True. Heck, way better than eating processed fish that comes in tin cans.
You have a coffee brewer in your bedroom.
True.
You have a black eye.
False. Luckily that has never happened.
You hurt your lower back once.
True.
You have lived on a boat.
False.
While you were on active duty in Afghanistan, you stumbled face to face with a Taliban terrorist. Surprisingly he dropped his weapon, raised his arms and surrendered.
False.
You have had your car stolen.
False.
You have had your underwear stolen when you were at a public laundry service :whistle:
False.
You have worked in a bar.
False.
While you were organizing your computer desk you found and old music cd that you haven't listen for a long time.
True, most probably anyway but it's been a long time since I tidied my desk.
You put pineapple on your pizza.
True. But not always.
You have a English-Spanish translator on your computer.
True. I tried to get him off, but he won't move!
You have a lemon or a lime in your pocket.
False.
You carry an organ donor card with you at all times.
False.
You have donated one of your organs.
False. I'm kinda hoping to keep them until I no longer have a need of them. ;)
You have been inside a submarine.
True. Haven't most people?
You've been under a bed.
True. I was searching for something that was missing :whistle:
You have scored a goal in a football game.
True.
You have blown glass.
True. And a shapeless bulbous monstrosity it turned out to be.
You have seen the insides of a pipe-organ.
False.
You have tried horseback riding .
True.
You went to a fancy dress party, only to find that you were the only one in fancy dress.
False.
You've read a bunch of Sherlock Holmes stories.
True.
You have read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
True. And seen the series. And listened to the radio series. And seen the film.
You have seen at least one version of Richard III.
False.
You got up one morning and found out there's absolutely no coffee left in your kitchen.
True. I'd be quite surprised to find any coffee.
You've used coconut flour.
False.
You have eaten snails.
False.
You have eaten raw grass.
False. I have eaten it cooked in brownies. :yes:
You have eaten haggis. Willingly.
False. But I would willingly try it. Nothing wrong with heart, liver & lungs, nor stomach. It's mostly the suet that sounds unappetizing to me.
You watch The Daily Show.
False.
You like to spend a day at the zoo.
True.
You listen to podcasts.
False.
You have a Boeing Flight Simulator on your computer.
False.
You blow-dry your hair.
False...I'm bald.
You prefer blondes.
True.
You take a cold shower on a hot summer day.
False.
You have been strip searched..
False.
You know someone who is a strip dancer.
False.
You have been painted by an artist.
False
You have tried coconut beverage.
True. It was too sweet for my tastes.
You own a trampoline.
False.
You have touched a medieval manuscript.
False.
You have touched a medieval sword.
True. Even though there was a big sign that said "please don't touch the exhibits". ;D
You have been on a double-decker bus (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-decker_bus).
True. I think it looked similar to this one (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Double-decker-alexandria.jpg).
You have Dollars.
True. Never enough, of course.
You have an ambition to travel.
True.
You have travelled half around the world.
False.
You cant watch 3D movies.
True. Tried those 3D glasses for watching 3D movies but didn't work :whistle:
You have a 3D surround sound speakers system hooked up to your computer.
False.
The sight of blood makes you feel squeamish.
True.
You bought a new pair of shoes recently.
True.
You have recently bought a video game.
False.
You haven't eaten any ice cream this year.
False.
You have been bitten by a mosquito.
True. The mosquitoes here don't just bite. They gang up, carry you away to some swamp, and share the good bits.
You have been bitten by a leech.
True. Not a pleasant experience, my white sock turned red :whistle:
You have been bitten by a vampire :eyes:
False.
You are restless.
True.
There is a brand new clothing store in your city.
False.
Hot weather makes you dizzy.
Err...false. Well, so far it hasn't this year.
You don't eat as much during hot summer.
True.
You have bought some new socks.
True.
You have seen a heron wondering about in your neighborhood.
True.
You have taught a Parrot to speak.
False
You have seen a Parrot saying "Hello!" in Japanese language.
False.
You walk with a limp.
False.
You get up very early in the morning before sunrise.
False.
You have just reinstalled windows.
False.
You want to eat lunch.
False.
You couldn't sleep last night.
False.
You now have herbs growing in your backyard.
False.
You're going out soon.
False.
You feel like throwing your computer out of the window.
True. I did so, once, a long time ago.
You can swear in more than one language.
True.
You're having problems with your computer .
True. More a software problem though.
You have hitch-hicked across the length or breadth of your country.
False
You have been to every city in your country.
False.
You have been watching the Tour de France.
False
You have sat near a river this year.
True. And watched a seal fishing.
You haven't been swimming for more than a year.
True.
You have driven a car around a race track.
False.
You have ride a bicycle around a race track.
Fakse.
You have been caught in an avalanche.
False
You have ride a bicycle around a lake.
True.
You own a pair of boxing gloves.
False
You own a telescope.
True.
You find astronomy fascinating.
True.
You always carry a photo of a loved one with you.
False.
Your birthday is this month.
False.
You have art to hang on your walls.
True. I'll get round to it one of these days.
You put marmalde on your toast.
False
You are unaware that Muslims celebrate their yearly Eid today and tomorrow.
False.
You like anchovy's.
False
Sleeping with your head facing South is bad for your health.
True. But only if your body isn't.
Your first true love had red hair.
False.
You know a Chinese person.
False.
You remained friends with your first love.
False. Lost contact.
You set up your coffee maker at night so it automatically brew coffee the next morning.
True.
You fear the reaper.
False.
The reaper fears Luxor.
TRUE.
You have a BBQ.
False.
You own something that has a combination lock, but you can no longer remember the combination to open it.
False.
You are afraid of ghosts.
False.
You make models out of clay.
False
You have a coffee flask with you when you leave your house.
False.
You shave your legs.
False
You have a fan next to your bed.
True. I @#$@#$ hate fans though.
You just dropped your wallet.
False.
You can break glass when you sing.
False :D
You have met someone who is a buddhist.
True.
You soak your grains.
True. Some of them anyway, depends what it is.
You often use dried pulses.
True. I just stuck a batch of black beans in water for soaking.
( ahem...no true/false question from Frenzie )
You have never eaten Kungpao chicken.
:doh:
True, probably.
You're looking out into the rain.
True.
You have bungee jumped.
False.
You've read Grimm's complete fairy tales.
False.
You have played chess against a grandmaster.
False.
You play chess.
True.
You have sheared a Sheep.
False.
You've made yogurt.
True.
You burned a pan after you forgot to turn the cooker off.
True. More than once :whistle:
You overcooked your dinner because you were too occupied on your computer.
False. Downtime while waiting a couple of minutes for whatever's happening on the stove is used for cleaning the kitchen, some quick exercise, petting the cats, etc. Basically all 1-2 minute activities.
You don't feel like showering.
True.
You don't eat toffee because it sticks your teeth together.
True.
You have a devilish phone cover.
False.
You keep your ties next to your shirts.
True.
You have a pair of socks hiding under your bed.
False.
You have a deadline.
False.
You have been hypnotised.
False.
You've cleaned up.
False.
You are fed up of the rain.
False.
Your ear's itching.
False.
You play Squash.
False.
You have a badminton racket.
False.
You lost your wallet.
False.
You have multiple laptops.
False.
You are upgrading to Windows 10.
False.
You have photo paper.
True.
You have a night light turned on in your bedroom when you go to sleep.
False.
You have curtains.
True. Floor to ceiling in six rooms and all fragile after twenty five years.
You have solar panels on your roof.
False. For now, I rent.
You car-share.
False.
You like a day at the beach.
True.
You're still hungry.
False. Not had any appetite for days. :(
You snack too much between meals.
False.
You wish this delivery would come already.
False.
You have been on a steam train.
True.
You have been on a steam boat.
False.
You played in your school orchestra.
False. No such thing.
You were in a band.
False.
You have no sense of smell.
False. Unless I have a really bad cold.
You haven't seen the movie Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies.
True.
This is a trick question, isn't it?
False.
You have eaten raw meat.
False
You have eaten fish eggs.
True.
You love fermenting.
False.
You are having a clear out.
False.
It rained today where you live.
True. And yesterday and the previous six days too.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/umbrella.gif)
You have seen a Blue whale in it's natural habitat.
True. And yesterday and the previous six days too. ![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/umbrella.gif)
Great umbrella icon :yes:
False.
You didn't eat breakfast today.
True.
You didn't have time to grab some lunch.
False.
You haven't eaten any ice cream this month.
True.
You always use the same cup when you have coffee at home.
True.
You're going to cook homemade burgers for lunch today.
False.
You keep a diary.
False
You have a private journal.
False.
You have never been sailing.
False.
You are near a swimming pool.
True. There's one within a stone's throw of my house.
You dive from the highest diving board at the swimming pool.
False. Well, depends on what the highest diving board is, I suppose. :P
You brush your teeth twice daily.
True
You feed your pet twice daily.
False. The rats once a day; the cats three times a day (well, usually anyway).
You're almost done.
False.
You never have enough screws.
False.
You sleep
False.
You have eaten tofu (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofu).
True
You have an air freshener in your bathroom.
True. My wife likes it's aroma, I think it stinks.
One time you accidentally set off the fire alarm at work.
False
You have jogged up and down a hill.
True. Down was easier.
You have never seen a whale.
True. Except for on TV that is.
You were once struck by lightning.
False
You once got hit by a heavy thunderstorm while you were walking.
True.
You were once hit by a heavy hailstorm while you were cycling.
True.
You like to keep your shoes in the boxes they came in.
False.
You tend to keep your grocery receipts even if you no longer need them.
False
You glow in the dark.
False. I should get one of those jackets that reflects lights in the dark. :D
Your pet's eyes glow in the dark.
False.
You have never killed a spider.
False.
![](https://dndsanctuary.eu/imagecache.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spiderzrule.com%2Fspiders063%2FPicture%2520029.jpg&hash=d60686e2e01b633b11060d2bc16e0376)
You have killed a kitten.
False.
You have a voiced keyboard software on your computer.
False.
You put milk in your tea.
False
There is a thunderstorm forecast today where you live.
False.
You eat grapefruit in the morning.
False
You go out and spend money when you're in a bad mood.
False.
You have watched a ballet.
True.
You own a TV.
True.
You have a trampoline at home.
False.
You like to read.
True. Depends what I'm reading.
You're thinking about buying a new TV.
False.
You hear church bells.
False. I can't remember the last time I ever heard any. They have probably been banned under some local noise abatement law or something.
You like blood sausage (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sausage).
They have probably been banned under some local noise abatement law or something.
Living right next to a church, I'd support that motion. But that sounds rather unlikely. :P
You like blood sausage (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sausage).
True.
You prefer not updating software.
True.
You have spent an entire day fishing and caught nothing.
False.
You love mushrooms.
True.
You have grown mushrooms.
False.
You have grown tomatoes in your backyard.
True.
You've had to clean up puke.
True. Mostly cat puke.
You hate cleaning up puke.
True.
Your pet drink beer. :beer:
Errr… false?
You yawn.
True.
You never use chopsticks.
True. Although I've tried several times.
It is raining again where you live.
False. By some miracle the sun has arrived.
You have done jury duty.
False.
You eat cereal for breakfast every day.
False.
When you eat ice cream you get a brain freeze headache.
False.
You like to spin around.
False. I get dizzy easily enough, without the need to do that.
You only eat fresh vegetables, never frozen ones.
False. Frozen vegetables are a must-have backup. Onions stay good "forever", make sure you always have mushrooms, and you can afford to "forget" about vegetables. Besides, frozen vegetables are superior to several-days-old produce.
You're annoyed by segmentation faults.
False. Never been an issue I've had to deal with.
You can read peoples palms.
False
You have jogged early in the morning before sunrise when you were younger.
False. Unless I woke up late for work but I wouldn't call that jogging, as even Usain Bolt would have struggled to keep up with me.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/run.gif)
You like to play crazy golf.
False, probably.
Your cats don't think you should have any desk space.
True.
You need sleep.
True.
You feel tired if you don't get enough sleep.
True.
You have worn a pair of clogs.
False
You eat a toast for breakfast each morning.
False.
You're off to eat lunch!
False.
You like to go camping.
True.
You like to sleep.
True.
You have a favourite pen.
True.
You have a favorite cup for your coffee/tea.
False. Whichever one is in reach does me.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Coffee2.gif)
You have a garage.
False
You have climbed down through a chimney once.
False. I'm barely even sure I'd seen any chimney's that would fit a human except perhaps for some 19th century museum factories.
There aren't enough doctors.
True.
You like to walk in the rain.
True.
You like the Beatles.
True.
You have never worn a hat.
False.
You wash the dishes every day.
True
You have never worn a helmet.
False.
You used to be a DJ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_jockey).
False.
You worked at a radio station once.
False.
You like yogurt.
False.
You have eaten Polenta (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polenta).
True
You have tried smoking the hookah.
True.
You have never had the flu.
False.
You haven't been sick in years.
False.
You hate waiting in a queue.
False
You have a football video game on your computer.
False.
You're thirsty.
False.
You have stood on the edge of a volcano crater.
True.
You swam in a volcano crater.
False.
You would like to climb Everest.
False.
You're about to eat.
False.
You have been stung by a Bee.
True. Neither of us enjoyed it.
You have been bitten by a dog.
True. Though not maliciously, just playful biting.
You had a rocking horse when you were a child.
Yes, I did.
You met a Scotsman you disliked.
False.
You couldn't sleep last night.
True.
You buy things in bulk.
True. For some things/destinations it just doesn't make sense not to.
You love vegetables.
True. Especially when accompanied by meat. ;D
You have driven the wrong way on a one-way street.
True. It was in Oshkosh, the first time I had driven in in the U.S., the first time I had driven an enormous automatic Cadillac, and in a grid-like layout of mixed two-way and one-way streets, some of which were one-lane and some of which were two-lane, which made turning left a sort of guess. A police car followed me for about five minutes. They were mightily amused.
You are a good driver.
False
You feed the pigeons today.
True. And the Rainbow Lorikeets, and the Magpies, and the Cockatoos, and the Crimson Rosellas, and the Butcher Birds, and the King Parrots, and the Currawongs, and the Satin Bower Birds, et al.
You have had a pet bird.
False. My mother did though, so maybe that counts.
You have never been on a train.
False.
You've never been jumped at by a dog.
False,
You have never missed a family party.
False.
You have been chased by an elephant. :eyes:
True. Sort of.
A travelling circus passed through our little town in the early nineteen forties, and something frightened one of the elephants and it ran up our side street, trumpeting loudly. It wasn't really chasing me, but I thought it was and I outran it and hid under a house.
You have been chased by an unfriendly animal.
True. Never get too close to a nesting Swan.
You have made your own fishing flies.
False.
You love eel, but don't eat it because it's threatened.
False. I don't eat eel, because once was enough to put me off for life.
Your neighbour has a very loud doorbell.
True, in a sense. His doorbell remote sometimes makes our doorbell ring.
You are on good terms with your neighbours.
True. Or at least not bad terms. :P
You're in a gray area.
False.
There is an apiary near to your home.
False.
You encountered a wild snake at a very close distance once.
True. Only an Adder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipera_berus) though, so I wasn't really worried about it.
You have been bitten by a snake.
False
You have been chased by an aggressive ostrich.
False. It was in fact an emu, but it WAS aggressive.
You have been chased by an aggressive goat.
False. Had one try to eat the shirt I was wearing once.
You keep chickens so you can have fresh eggs.
False. The lady who runs the local postoffice does it for us. Free-range, of course. Some of the hens have names.
You successfully grow various herbs.
False.
You had a baby turtle as a pet once.
False.
You have eaten Turtle soup.
False. Doesn't sound appetizing.
You have eaten turtle eggs.
False.
Your cats break things.
True. When he was a kitten mostly, not so much now thankfully.
Your are the tallest member of your family.
False.
You are the youngest in your family.
False.
Your stomach rumbles when you're hungry.
True.
Your stomach rumbles if you eat too much spicy food.
False. Heartburn is more likely.
You have burst out laughing at a funeral.
False
You have seen a ghost at a cemetery. :eyes:
False. I used to live in a cemetery (for 15 years) and I never spotted any ghosts.
You have operated a pneumatic drill.
False.
You have operated a pneumatic something.
False.
You have had a ride in a horse-drawn carriage.
True. Although probably more of a horse-drawn cart than a carriage.
You have electricity.
True.
You have demolished a wall.
False
You had a job as a bus driver once.
False.
You can play the violin.
False
You can play ice hockey.
False. Me and ice don't go together.
You like your steak cooked rare.
False.
You turn on the radio every day.
False.
You watch TV every day.
False
You watch sports on TV each day.
False.
You can play a Xylophone.
True.
You have a job interview next week.
False.
Your phone hasn't stopped ringing all day.
False.
The church bells are ringing though.
False.
You have found a fossil.
True. In a museum. ;)
You're missing a nut.
False.
You're thinking about buying a new jacket.
True.
You know that the rugby world cup is being played.
False.
You have things to do at dinnertime.
False.
You haven't visited your library recently.
True
You can hear crickets at night when you go to sleep.
False.
You have a science degree.
False
Sometimes you can hear an owl when you go to sleep at night.
False.
You hear pigeons almost every day.
True.
You live near to a park.
True. 5 min walk from my apt :D
You live near to a pond.
True. Or should I say a lake?
You don't want to start.
False.
You have been known to cheat when playing a board game.
False
You are bored by board games
True.
You have travelled faster than the speed of sound.
False
In space no-one can hear you scream.
Erh...true.
You're thinking about buying a new iPad.
False.
You're cooking lentils.
False. I'm not very fond of lentils.
You like fish fried in batter.
True. Although it's more accurate to say I like fish. :P
You like Pynchon.
False. If you mean the author that is, as I don't think I've read anything by him.
You make your own pasta.
True. It's less expensive and taste better than eating pasta at a restaurant :chef:
You saw a full moon last night.
False.
You have walked a tightrope.
True.
You have a soccer video game on your computer.
False.
You prefer GOG over Steam.
False. Don't use either though, so hard to say.
Today is not going to be long enough to get everything done.
True.
You need to write things.
False.
You can read music.
True, if you meant manuscript.
You helped someone who needed direction.
True.
It's starting to get cold.
True.
You're thinking about buying a new bigger umbrella.
False.
You own a robot.
False
You had a grasshopper as a pet when you were a kid.
False.
You had an invisible friend when you were a child.
False.
You could fly once.
False.
You make your own popcorn.
True.
You want water.
False.
You once broke a tooth when eating a chocolate bar.
False.
You love nuts.
False.
You're thinking about buying a new coffee brewer.
False.
You drink more tea than coffee.
True.
You drink mostly water.
False.
You love cheese on toast.
False.
You have tried a toast, toasted with melted butter on a frying pan.
False.
You hear the pitter-pattering of feet.
False.
You are going to spend the day relaxing.
False.
You read books to relax.
True.
You eat lemons.
False.
You like to eat popcorn when watching a movie.
True.
You have walked home then remembered you went out on your bicycle.
False.
Your cat likes to sun.
True.
You have made a speech at a public engagement.
False.
You went to the grocery store one day and realized you left your wallet at home.
False.
You buy fresh walnuts.
False.
You buy pickled walnuts.
False.
You have a whole bunch of hold hard drives.
False. I have a few old hard drives though, which is what I guess you really meant to type. ;)
You have burned your fingers.
False. Can't remember when was the last time I burned my finger :sherlock:
You stepped on a sharp piece of glass once and wounded.
True.
You have a stapler.
True.
You always sit in the same chair.
False. But most of the time.
You eat breakfast at the same time each morning.
False.
You have an SD card reader.
True.
Your computer doesn't have a CD/DVD drive.
False
You're thinking about buying a bigger blanket.
False.
Your hands are cold.
False.
You are free from doubt.
False.
You can't decide what to make for your evening meal.
False. I've got leftovers.
You're hard at work but not making any money.
True.
You have watched a movie on your computer.
True.
You don't like "smart" TVs. You want "dumb" monitors.
True.
You are going to start playing a sport.
False. Been there, done that. I don't presently feel a need for group exercise.
You're going to eat asparagus.
False. I never have, when I come to think of it. Guess I've just never noticed it on the shelves when I've been shopping.
You know where treasure is buried.
False :D
You have found a large sum of money hidden behind a dumpster.
False.
You want to eat breakfast.
False.
You like to go out in the rain.
False
You like to take a quick nap when it is raining.
False.
You are going to a party.
False
Your birthday is this month.
False.
You collect all things Pokemon.
False
You haven't eaten any chocolate this month.
False. It looked lonely sitting there in the cupboard, so I put it out of it's misery.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
You always have your hands in your pockets.
False
You brush your teeth at night before you go to bed.
True.
You grow chillies.
False - I tried but they shrank instead.
You drive an Automatic Car
False.
You don't drive.
True. I ride buses.
You're thinking about buying a new table lamp.
False. I like my current decades old model.
You seldom immediately realize that foreigners saying "ee" (as steel) mean "i" (as in pit).
False.
You have danced in a ballroom.
False
You have had a conversation with someone who speak very little English.
True.
You have made an official complaint about your meal in a restaurant.
False.
You have eaten at a cheap restaurant and the food was lousy.
False.
Your favourite time of day is bed time.
False
One of your favorite moments is drinking that first cup of :coffee: in the morning.
False.
You love fish.
False.
You have been kicked by a horse.
False.
You have sunglasses.
True.
You wear sunglasses indoors.
False.
You own a château.
False.
You never follow a recipe when cooking.
True. I improvise my own.
You think the majority of Americans eat too much and are overweight.
False.
You have a butler.
False.
After browsing around some French sites, all of your ads seem to be in French.
False.
After browsing a few sites in Afghanistan, your computer was hacked by Al-Qaida.
False.
You have helped a neighbour today.
False.
You helped a stranger who asked for directions today.
False.
You don't remember what it was like before the internet.
False. I don't think it entered my world until '95ish.
You read loads of books.
True.
You read lot's of biographies.
False.
You feel like going out shopping today.
False.
You want to climb a volcano that could erupt at any moment, simply for the thrill.
False :D
You haven't drink any orange juice this month.
False.
You have a collection of rocks.
False
You have a collection of foreign coins.
False.
Your clocks go back this weekend.
False. Not 'till November.
You're thinking about buying new socks for Winter.
False.
You didn't sleep all night.
False
You stayed up late last night.
False.
Your front door has more than one lock.
False
You leave your bedroom window slightly open when you go to bed at night.
False. If I get my way, but true if my wife gets her way.
You don't own an Apple product.
True.
You don't own a tablet.
True.
You have never had a bet on a horse race.
False-ish. I never bet on a real horse race, but I did win about € 35 on a fake one. I think it was one of these:
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhoVXmfB4cg[/video]
You've written Python.
False.
You have never eaten crab.
False.
Now you want crab.
:)) True.
You don't have a pack of playing cards in your home.
False.
You don't actually have a German dictionary in your home.
True
Little kids in your neighborhood knock on your door for 'Trick or treat' on Halloween.
Uh… they didn't in the old neighborhood, nor do they seem to celebrate Saint Marten around here. I hope not, 'cause candy isn't my thing. Btw, near here they actually give or gave the kids some money for St Marten.
You're debating what to read.
False.
You have started a new hobby.
True.
You have given up one of your old hobbies.
True.
Ooh! Tell me more. (https://dndsanctuary.eu/index.php?topic=14.msg47786#msg47786)
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Link.gif)
False.
You have tried to make a clay pot.
False. Not since I was a little kid in elementary school. :D
You have more than one scarf.
True. I think it could be time to try and remember where I've put them.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/cold.gif)
You drink iced tea.
False. I drink a lot of hot tea, but never liked iced tea.
You play video games on your cellphone.
False.
You spend most of your day looking at a screen.
False. Unless I'm playing marathon vidoe game on my computer.
On the night of Halloween you saw a glowing butterfly flying about in your bedroom.
False.
You are wearing a Halloween costume.
False.
You watch Criminal Minds.
False.
You use a fountain pen.
False.
You change your clock back an hour today.
False.
You have seen a drunk elephant.
False :D
You have seen a drunk monkey.
False.
You write letters with invisible ink.
False
You have used invisible ink at least once.
False.
You can touch your nose with your elbow.
False
You dial your phone with your left finger.
True.
You've been to Brussels.
False.
You have a hole on your shoe.
False. It is slightly ripped but no hole yet :D
You haven't eaten any doughnut this month.
True.
You unfortunately haven't eaten any kale this month.
True. Not sure if I would say unfortunately though,
You never have time to go skiing.
True
You have a ski set at home.
False.
You were once caught in a flood.
False
Your home got flooded once.
False.
You need to go shopping.
False. Not today, anyway.
Your neighborhood had a blackout once with no electricity for more than 3 hours.
True.
You still own a skateboard.
False. Never had one.
You have a badminton racket somewhere in your house.
False.
You have played cricket.
False
You know how to play cricket.
True. It's as boring to play as it is to watch.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/sleep1.gif)
You have worked as a waiter or waitress.
False
You're thinking about buying a new bigger cellphone.
False.
You have been stung by a wasp.
False.
You recently bought a new winter jacket.
False. Bought some cardigans which are so thick they would probably be as good as a jacket.
You are waiting for a parcel to arrive.
False. Actually my parcel for my e-juices came last Monday. :D
You've been waiting for a parcel to arrive for over a week now.
False.
You must tidy up.
True.
You don't really care about cleaning up your computer desk at the moment.
True.
You have bought an item of clothing that you have never worn.
True. I bought a middle-east scarf and I don't like it because I look like an International terrorist. :eyes:
You tend to go to bed earlier than usual now that it is getting colder where you live.
False.
You have had a spray tan.
False.
You had a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast.
False.
You had to wear gloves today.
True.
You wear a scarf today.
False.
You posed nude for an art class.
:lol: False
You couldn't pronounce "Schwarzenegger" the very first time you heard of his name.
False.
Your intestines aren't happy today.
True. My intestines are never happy.
You need a haircut.
False.
You have a dirty cat.
False.
You change your mind quite often.
True.
You went out shopping today.
False.
You have a desire to write a book.
True.
You need a nap.
True. Although it's almost bedtime for me.
You had cereal for breakfast this morning.
False.
You have hugged a Koala bear.
False
You have hugged a tamed tiger.
False. On the other hand my cat seems to act like a tiger most days, so maybe I have.
You have been in a TV studio.
False.
You've been on TV several times.
False
You never arrive early.
False.
You have been in a radio broadcast studio.
False.
You used Windows 3.11.
False.
You have a tree blocking the view from your window.
False
Your pet likes to sit by the window.
True.
It's freezing.
True.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/cold.gif)
You don't like the smell of lavender.
False.
You like Spirou & Fantasio.
False. I've never heard of them.
You are going for a run.
False
You did a morning stretch today.
False.
You have a twin.
False. :D
You recently had a conversation with a total stranger.
False.
Your mother told you to never talk to strangers. ;D
False.
You have a pet owl.
False. Would be nice if I did, I think :D
You've never met anyone from Argentina.
False.
You like cheese.
True.
You eat cheese every day.
True.
You eat eggs regularly.
True.
You have had a sword fight.
False.
You learned Karate when you were younger.
False.
You have ridden a tandem.
False :D
You have paddled a tandem kayak.
False.
You wish you had stayed in bed.
False.
You want to brush your teeth.
False.
You only eat fish that you have caught yourself.
False.
You've eaten fresh deer meat (not frozen).
True.
You have travelled on the Orient Express.
False
You have traveled in Europe by train.
False.
You have never tried to make a soufflé (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souffl%C3%A9)
True.
You know how to make a souffle.
False. Never tried to.
You wish you could fly.
True.
You have never tried taking ginseng pills.
True.
You wear a safety helmet when you ride your bicycle.
False.
You check your local weather forecast every day.
False. I just look out the window.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/BigGrin.gif)
You have been on a mystery tour.
False.
You had a good sleep last night.
False.
You would like to be a spy.
True. But only a movie-type spy, not a real one.
You've used Photoshop.
True.
You once got stuck in a snowdrift.
False.
You once slipped on an icy sidewalk.
True.
You frequently do somersaults.
False.
You like the occasional sprint.
False.
You haven't eaten any chocolate this month.
True, although I am eating a contraption with a whole bunch of cocoa in it as we speak.
You were interrupted by your cat puking.
False.
You still write letters.
True. Exceedingly rarely, but still true.
You listen to Mozart.
True.
You have been inside a spacecraft.
False.
You've been inside the largest pipe laying boat in the world.
False.
You have dressed up as a clown.
False. Not a chance :D
You have dressed up as Santa.
False. I don't have the belly for it. :P
You have been chased by a pig.
False.
You misplaced your winter gloves and you can't find it.
False. I don't own any.
You have never been late for work.
False.
You had a strange dream in your sleep last night.
False.
One of your hands is bigger than the other.
False.
Your left hand is more efficient than your right hand.
True. That's what it means to be left-handed, after all. ;)
Your cat is staring at your monitor.
False. He is doing what he does best, sleeping. ;D
You have an itch that you can't reach.
False. I use a long brush to reach that itchy spot on my back. :P
You haven't eaten any cookies this month.
False.
You want to be a professional musician.
False.
You want to sleep.
False.
You are always burning your toast.
True. My last toaster malfunctioned and my entire kitchen was full of smoke :whistle:
You have a semi-automatic sniper rifle and a Russian CQB assault rifle hidden in between the walls of your bedroom.
False? I never checked if my bedroom has double walls. :lol:
You're looking forward to Christmas.
True. Because that's my birthday. ;D
You have had ballet lessons.
False.
You've had dancing lessons though.
False. I've got two left feet when it comes to dancing. :P
You have your suits made-to-measure.
False.
You own an authentic suit of armor that was hand-crafted in the Middle Ages.
False.
You have swam with Dolphins.
False.
It hasn't snowed this month where you live.
False.
You are going to go away for Xmas.
True, I suppose. Visiting my parents does mean going to a different country. :)
You're looking for a good alarm/timer thingy for your desktop computer.
False.
You wish you had the answer for everything.
False. Then what would I do? :)
You are brushing your teeth.
Then what would I do? :)
Teach. :P
False.
You need an early night.
False.
Your pet is sleeping next to your Christmas tree.
False. He's trying to knock the baubles of it as usual.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/rolleyes.gif)
You have never been on a train.
False.
You're never been on a military airplane.
True.
You need a security pass to get into your work.
False.
You're changing course.
False.
You've never tasted Mexican wine.
True.
You use frozen fruit.
True. Not very often though.
You dislike marzipan.
False.
You can hear traffic.
True.
Your knee hurts.
False.
Caffeine makes you feel weird.
False.
You have been thrown into a swimming pool.
True.
You've been thrown into a canal.
False.
You ate chicken today.
False.
You ate some soup today.
False.
You usually eat your eggs soft-boiled.
False.
You have the use of a chauffeur driven car.
False.
You haven't eaten any bananas this week.
True.
You have a leaking tap.
False.
You wear socks in your house to keep your feet warm.
False.
You hear vacuum cleaning upstairs.
True.
You scuba dive.
False. :D
You have been assigned a top secret covert mission to terminate one of ISIL's top leaders.
False.
You are eating a chocolate reindeer.
False.
Pentagon offered you $20 million because you know where ISIL's top leaders are hiding.
False.
You are ready for Xmas.
True.
Your pet woke you up last night while you're asleep.
True. As he does every night,
It is very stormy outside.
False.
It snowed today where you live.
False.
You are going to a restaurant for your Xmas dinner.
False.
You're going stay up all night on Christmas Eve.
False.
You like Penguins.
True. Although I've never seen a real penguin.
You have seen a real live penguin (not on TV).
True.
Santa has been good to you.
False.
My father led me past a whole row of sleeping full-grown alligators.
False.
You woke up earlier today than usual on Christmas Day.
False.
You have eaten too much.
False.
You watched a movie on Xmas Day.
False.
You didn't get any socks for Xmas.
True. That's ok because I already have 6 pairs of socks :)
You had a dream that you were back in school as a kid.
False. That wouldn't be a dream, it would be a nightmare. ;)
You still keep a diary.
False.
It snowed in your area today.
False. Though the day isn't finished and the weather forecast ain't so good.
You are having a party at the New Year.
False.
You have a New Year 2016 resolution.
False. Could never keep them, so why bother. ;D
You never make New Year resolutions.
False. Although some of my resolutions faded the next day :whistle:
You're going to stay awake 'till midnight on New Year's Eve.
True. I'll try to anyway.
The wind is so strong it nearly blew you over.
False. No strong wind today.
You took a nap yesterday.
False. No chance with a house full of people.
You are cleaning up the mess that New Year visitors have made.
False.
You have climbed Mt. Fuji in Japan.
False.
You used to compete in pole vaulting.
False.
You competed in 100m sprint when you were in school.
True.
You grow your own herbs.
False.
You woke up one morning and forgot if it was Monday or Friday.
True.
You once stood on a nail,
False.
You're thinking about growing your beard and mustache insted of shaving.
False. I have the moustache already, but think the beard would be a step too far for my Missus.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/cutthroat.gif)
You don't have enough cupboard space.
True.
You have taken fencing lessons.
False.
You have stood on both sides of the equator?
False.
You have spent a night sleeping in your car.
False.
You are watching the snow fall.
False.
Your front door entrance is covered with snow.
True.
You like to eat Bread pudding (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_pudding).
True.
It is now getting very cold where you live.
True, Very, very, cold.
You tried to find the end of a rainbow.
True. Tried that when I was a little kid. :)
A Tarot reader has given you a tarot divination.
Tried that when I was a little kid. :)
I'd guess that you didn't find it. :))
False.
You have somehow managed to lock yourself out of your house.
True. I grabbed the wrong keys when I was taking the garbage out and couldn't get back in my apt building :whistle:
You managed to climb in through your house window when you locked yourself out of your house.
False. I like to think I'm a little more anti-theft conscious than that. :P
You have to write a personal statement.
False.
You dislike being tickled.
True-ish. I don't really care about getting tickled.
You comb your hair backwards instead of sideways.
False. Getting too thin on top for a back-comb.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Sad.gif)
You own more than one guitar.
False. Although I did own 3 guitars at one point in my life. :)
You're thinking about buying a guitar.
False.
You must catch up on some paperwork.
False.
You use Old Spice deodorant.
False.
You should get back to work.
False.
You play on swings in the park if no one is looking.
False.
Your skin gets dry during winter.
False.
You have tried to deep-fry ice cream.
False. I didn't know deep fry ice cream exists ' tll you mentioned it :)
You have tried eating deep fry bananas.
False.
You're not really into deep frying.
False. Though only occasionally.
You have a horrible cold.
Very much true.
You're planning a vacation.
Very much true.
Get well soon, Mandi!
False.
You stayed home all day today because it is too cold outside.
Get well soon, Mandi!
Why thank you!
False. Although, I stayed home much of the day, it's my weekend to work.
You've met a celebrity.
True
You speak to the dead.
False. :D
Your pet likes to sleep on your blanket.
True.
You once kicked a ball and it broke someone's window.
False
You've rode a horse.
True.
You have fallen from a horse.
True. But the horse fell too so more like with a horse. :)
You've rode an animal besides a horse.
False.
You've eaten cereal with warm milk.
True.
You like to play practical jokes on people.
False.
You like to read while you're eating.
False.
You don't like cottage cheese. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_cheese)
True.
You know how to deactivate a home-made terrorist bomb.
False.
You have far too many shoes.
False
You have more than one hat.
True.
You have been inside a WWII secret bunker.
True. I think La Coupole (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Coupole) counts as fairly secret. I've been in plenty of other less secret bunkers, of course. :P
You've pricked yourself on a rose.
True.
You still play Tetris.
False
You have a cough.
False
You have phoned in sick when you wanted a day off work.
True.
You have eaten a banana sandwich.
True. I'm rather partial to a banana sandwich. :)
You have been to a wine tasting event.
False.
You have eaten oatmeal mixed with dried cranberries.
False.
You like deer meat?
False.
You have been bitten by a snake.
False.
You have a portable humidifier in your house.
False.
You wear water goggles when you go swimming.
False.
You have eaten cereal topped with a sliced banana.
True.
You've been on a bus for over 10 hours.
True.
You have moved a cow from the middle of the road.
True.
You received a free comic recently.
False. But I was given a free plate of brownies today. :)
You've eaten oatmeal cooked with a little bit of apple juice.
False.
You get eggs from your own chickens.
False.
You eat yogurt with pumpkin seeds.
False.
Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night because your throat gets dry.
True. I'm usually parched in the morning, in any case.
It's lunch time.
True.
You take a daily vitamin supplement.
True.
You have more energy after eating breakfast.
False.
You forgot an important appointment.
False.
Your pet sometimes eat eggs for breakfast.
False.
You don't like ice in your drinks.
False, depending on the drink.
You prefer woman's clothing.
False. They just don't damn fit me. :P
You shower every morning.
False. Although, I do shower everyday, sometimes more than once, it varies daily.
You prefer Apple over Android.
False.
You've never played a soccer computer game.
False.
You are too small to reach the top shelf at the supermarket.
False. :D Although I have to reach up sometimes.
You have never tried a E-cigarette.
True.
Beans give you wind.
Erh...false?
You have ride a bicycle on a snowy road.
True.
You have cycled through a flooded road.
False.
You have spent a night in a hotel located close to a forest.
False.
You have been stuck on a broken down train.
False :D
You are not aware that Chinese celebrate Chinese New Year on Feb 8.
False.
You would like to have plastic surgery.
False.
You eat eggs least once a week.
True. Usually.
You have attempted to do a pole-vault.
False.
You have tried using a cordless computer mouse.
True. Use one all the time.
You have run out of coffee.
False. Bought a large 24oz can of coffee yesterday :D
You have never eaten Sushi.
True.
You scored the winning goal in a football match.
False. I always played as Defend so I wasn't good at scoring. :)
You have played football out in the snow when you were younger.
True.
You have sent a parcel to the wrong address.
False. :D
A parcel you had been expecting was sent to a wrong address.
True, More times than it should happen.
You have made a wish at a wishing well.
True. Unfortunately none ever came true.
You have never tried smoking Turkish tobacco.
False.
You shaved off someone's eyebrows when they got drunk and fell asleep. >:D
False.
You took a picture of someone while that person is asleep.
True.
Your clock chimes every hour.
False.
Your computer chimes every hour.
False.
You have built an Igloo.
False :D
You have spent a night in an Igloo hotel.
False.
You shave twice a day.
False.
You haven't read a book this month.
False.
You are reading more than one book at the same time.
False.
You got up one morning, lost your balance and almost tripped.
True.
You have travelled back in time.
False :D Except in my dream while I'm asleep.
You had a psychic vision and saw what happened in the future.
False.
You have been chased by a flock of Geese.
False. :D
You met an old friend that you haven't seen in 10 years.
False.
You have skied in the French Alps.
False.
You tried speed skating when you were younger.
False.
You bought tickets for a concert then forgot when the concert was on.
:lol: False. Although I forgot to reserve for Australian Pink Floyd concert and a week later all tickets were sold out.
You went to a theater to see a movie at the wrong time and the movie was almost over.
False.
You never lock your front door.
False.
You turn off your computer each night before you go to bed.
True.
You have stood at the North pole.
False :D
You check your email daily.
True.
You have had a flight in a hot-air balloon.
False.
You have seen a bible written in foreign language.
False.
You have a metal plate in your head.
False
You have a phone gadget on your shoe like this one (http://www.sliceofscifi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/get_smart_shoe_phone.jpg).
False.
You would like to be a spy.
False.
You would like to be the scientist who eventually discover how to space travel at the speed of light.
False.
You have made a magic potion.
False.
Your computer is in your bedroom.
False.
You were up on your roof and someone took your ladder away.
False :D
You're taking a shower and then realized your bath towel wasn't in the bathroom.
False.
You wear an apron when you cook.
False
You wake up about the same time each morning.
True, Our cat makes sure of it.
You can keep a secret.
True.
You're thinking about buying a new coffee brewer.
False.
You're thinking about making a frittata.
True. Lucky guess. :P
You broke your shoelace.
False. Although I did replace my old shoelaces. :)
You're thinking about having some soup for dinner tonight.
False.
You went on a night out and came home with more money than what you left the house with.
False :D
You turn on the radio each morning after you wake up.
False.
You always listen to the weather forecast.
False.
You have been in a building that was threatened with a terrorist bomb.
False.
You slipped on a banana skin.
False.
You slipped on a piece if paper lying around on the floor.
True.
You have sheared a sheep.
False
It is getting warmer where you live.
False. I'm sure it feels colder some days.
You glow in the dark.
:lol: False
Your cat or pet's eyes glow in the dark.
True.
You burned your tongue.
False
You're going to dye your hair with a different color.
False.
You don't have enough hair to dye. :P
False :D
When you smoke tobacco, the first puff comes out of your nose before you exhale the rest of the smoke out of your mouth.
False.
Your foot hurts.
False.
You have brewed your own beer.
False.
You need to upgrade your router.
False.
You ate some cookies today.
False.
You need to wash the dishes.
False.
You want waffles.
True. Haven't eaten any waffles for a long time.
You like banana cakes.
Probably true since I like bananas.
You like cheese.
True.
You make sculptures out of scrap metal.
False
You accidentally dropped your keys into the toilet.
False.
You can read peoples minds.
False.
Daylight Saving in your country is in April.
False. Last Sunday of March.
You write poetry.
False.
You like to read poetry.
True.
You eat fried eggs.
True.
You wear a bow tie.
False :D
You have never been on a boat
False.
You have owned your own boat.
False. I wish :D
You own a kayak.
False.
You own any kind of boat.
False.
You dropped an expensive vase and it smashed.
False. Luckily that never happened :)
You dropped your cellphone and the screen broke.
False. Can't drop what I don't have. :P
You found some Roman coins in a field.
False. I could be a rich man if I did :D
You have a rare old coin dated back from the 19th century.
False. I do have a couple of coins in a box in a drawer somewhere, but they're not rare.
You have been to a beer festival.
False
You have seen an Asian festival in your city.
False.
Your cat has dropped ceramics.
False.
Your cat uses you as a pillow.
True.
You have a new router.
False.
You drink from the bottle.
False.
You're not too eager about cleaning up your computer table.
True.
You dislike most domestic chores.
True.
You're thinking about opening your own tobacco shop.
False.
You want to read.
True. Just can't decide which book to start on.
You fell out of your bed.
False :D
You noticed the full moon last night.
True and false. I noticed that it was full moon, but there were clouds.
You own multiple pairs of scissors.
True.
You still live in the town you were born.
False.
You miss the sea.
False.
Your computer is slow.
True, my 2010 netbook is growing rather slow.
You're updating to Ubuntu 16.04.
False.
You faint at the sight of blood.
False
You volunteered to join the Red Cross when you were younger.
False.
You dress for dinner..
False.
You're thinking about opening your own coffee shop.
False.
You use a lot of garlic.
False.
You cook your mashed potatoes homemade from scratch (not pre-made instant mashed potatoes).
True.
You're cold.
False.
You are eating an Easter egg.
False
You read a book today.
True. Unless you mean "finished".
You're doing some coding today.
False.
You can't sleep during the hours of daylight.
False. I cover my eyes with a black cloth so I can sleep during daylight :smurf:
You drank some orange juice today.
False.
You have milked a cow.
True. Actually it was from a school trip and we get to visit a farm.
You haven't eaten any pancakes this month.
True.
You're well rested.
False.
You have retrieved honey from a beehive.
False. Not a chance :D
You've seen a tomahawk motorbike in your city.
False. Not a chance ;D
Scaredy Cat :P
False.
You want to go sea fishing.
False.
You love North Sea shrimp.
True. I like them anyway, loving them may be going a bit far. ;D
You have always had a pet.
False.
You're going to eat dinner soon.
True. Right after I'm done posting at The Lounge ;)
You have a wrist watch that beeps every hour.
False.
You used to have one in the '90s.
False.
You fell for an April fools joke.
False. Not today.
You like rye bread.
False.
You like soda bread.
False.
You enjoy carrots.
True.
You steam your vegetables.
True. Not always, though.
You're thinking about buying an e-book some day.
True. I've already bought a couple of DRM-free ebooks, in fact.
You have to wait 13 more minutes for a 9+ GB download to finish.
False.
You are sitting on a bean cushion.
False
You have a bean cushion in your house.
True. My cats favourite sleeping place in the entire house.
You keep your small change in a jar.
False. Actually I keep 'em in a bowl.
You have an old CD-Walkman that you no longer use.
False. My wife still has one though and she still uses it from time to time.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/ShockedFaint.gif)
You have a thumping headache.
False.
You always add fried onions in your burger.
False. Usually raw onion.
You don't like tomato in your burger.
False
You're going to grow a new plant this month.
False.
You can eat fire.
False :D
You can blow tobacco smoke through your ears like Radagast the Wizard. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5M6mzk73fk&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
False. Not that it's something I've ever attempted.
You have never had the need to diet.
True.
You're going to read a book soon.
True.
You have eaten frogs legs.
False.
Your computer downloaded a virus once.
True. I got hit by the thing in the XP time (or was it XP SP1) where apparently Windows would just accept incoming connections from the outside world.
You're eating breakfast.
False.
You've had plastic surgery.
False.
You've been working on a new design.
False.
Your cat has just brought you a bird. :(
False. Our cats are indoors-only unless we take them for a walk.
Inkscape isn't the most user-friendly app to you.
True. I gave up on it a long time ago.
You may have some free time this weekend.
False.
Drinking milk late at night helps you to fall asleep.
False.
Reading a book at night helps you fall asleep.
True.
You have never joined a protest march.
True.
You have never bought a car.
True.
You make your own pasta.
True. I did it a couple of times anyway. :D
You're going to feed the cats.
False. I'll let him sleep.
You wish people would reply to your emails a bit quicker.
False. I seldom use emails.
You listen to music when you're cooking.
False.
You drink tea frequently.
True.
Your house is on a hill.
False
Your house is close to a river.
True. Not too close though.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Wink2.gif)
You dropped your book into a full bath of water.
False.
You noticed a new moon last night.
False.
You own a synthesizer.
False
You have a reading lamp.
True. Although I call it a desk lamp.
You like miso soup.
False. Only because I've never tried it, so I don't know really.
You wear cowboy boots.
False.
It's raining hard.
True. All day long.
You want some cake.
True. Haven't eaten any cake this month :P
You wish it gets sunny and warmer soon.
False. It's quite nice!
You feel sorry for your old rat.
False. Never had one.
Your favourite restaurant has closed down.
True.
You have strong nails.
True.
You stood on a nail.
True.
You like avocados.
True.
You draw cartoons.
True. Very rarely though.
You wiggle.
:lol:
True. Doesn't everyone?
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Dance.gif)
You have three thumbs.
False.
You're secretly a pirate.
False.
You're feeling sleepy..
False.
You feel sleepy after a big meal.
True.
You were once electrocuted.
False. I couldn't post here if I were. :insane: But as a child I did manage to get my fingers in between the socket and the plug to get myself a proper electric shock.
You're tired.
False.
You have tried to play a banjo.
False
You have tried to play a saxophone.
False.
You like to eat raw Oysters.
False.
You've eaten fish eggs.
True.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/yuck2.gif)
You always have popcorn when you go to the cinema.
True. ![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/yuck2.gif)
Didn't sound very appetizing :sherlock:
True.
You would rather watch a movie at home than going to a cinema.
True.
You have a film projector.
False. True to the previous in spite of that. :P
You're going to watch Ride Along 2.
False.
You like truffles.
True. Although I eat chocolate truffles only during Xmas holidays.
You successfully purchased a box of Cuban cigars from a black market.
False. No need to buy them on the black market here.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/big_boss.gif)
You have crowd surfed.
False
You have never played Volleyball.
False.
You want to read.
False. Later on maybe.
You hold a world record.
False.
You have, however, held a world record.
False.
You have conducted an orchestra.
False
You have trained new workers when you were at work.
True.
You like mustard on your hot dogs.
True.
Think you forgot something. :sherlock:
Think you forgot something. :sherlock:
:D *awaits Frenzie's post*
It looks like Frenzie won't be here for a.while, so lets keep it going.
True/False:
You've been in a restaurant built inside a cave.
lol, whoops!
False.
You've been in several caves.
True
You have helped a blind person cross a road.
True
You eat fish at least once a week.
False.
You are a blood donor and give blood regularly.
False
Your cat is sitting by the door wanting to go outside.
False. He's snoozing as usual.
You make your own cookies.
False
You have a banana tree in your backyard.
False.
You have eaten roasted chestnuts.
True.
You make pancakes.
True.
You are Batman.
False :D
A vampire offered you immortality if you become one of them.
False.
Yum, liver.
False.
you have a metal plate in your head.
False.
You have a lot of things to read.
True.
You've just had a haircut.
False.
You want IPv6 working.
True.
You keep an umbrella at your place of work.
False
You bring your laptop with you when you leave your house.
False.
You have voted in an election today.
False
You think Hilary Clinton will be elected as the next president of United States.
True.
You have been on a TV quiz show.
False.
You wonder what to eat.
False.
You have tie-dyed your own clothes.
True. Although it didn't turn out very nicely.
You have a photo of your cat hanging on the wall.
False.
You mostly use a Wok when cooking.
False :D
You listen to music on your laptop.
True.
You have danced with someone who was in a wheelchair.
False
You have never met anyone from Japan.
False.
You cut yourself on some broken glass.
True
You had a wood splinter stuck in your finger
True.
Your cats like to sleep on your pants.
True.
You have never had the need for a passport.
False. I first needed it to travel into pre-EU Czechia and I've needed it plenty of times since.
You have a mouse.
True. A computer mouse that is, not a real mouse. :D
You shave your head.
False
You have never met anyone from Saudi Arabia.
True.
You would be afraid to walk through a cemetery after dark.
False.
Your cat has walked through a cemetery after dark.
True. I would imagine, but who knows what he gets up to out there so I can't say for definite.
You have been to a cup final.
False.
You have a bathtub.
True.
You own a pair of hiking boots.
False.
You'd rather hike barefooted. :)
False
You haven't eaten ice-cream this month.
True.
You love broccoli.
False.
You build model ships.
False
Your wife uses Opera Mini browser on her cellphone.
True. I know, because I put it there.
You drank too much coffee yesterday.
False
You're thinking about buying some ice-cream.
False.
You are being forced to look through kitchen catalogues.
False
Your wife wants you to buy something for the kitchen that you don't really care about.
True. An entirely new kitchen.
You can see the sea.
True. An entirely new kitchen.
:yikes:
Your cat is sitting by the window looking for birds close by.
False, atm.
You're not hungry.
True. Just eaten.
Your cat is sulking after a visit to the vet.
False. No cats here.
You have at least 6 web browsers installed on your laptop.
False.
It's very windy.
False.
It is cloudy and raining.
False.
Your local radio never plays anything you like.
True.
You like many kinds of tea.
True.
You have sailed the Mediterranean sea.
False.
You have sailed.
True. But not by sail.
You used to be a boxer.
False
You've taken Archery lessons.
True-ish. We did some in high school PE and I tried it a couple of times at uni.
Your heater is broken.
False.
You used to have curly hair.
False
You jumped on a moving train when you were a kid.
False.
You fell from a moving train.
False. :insane:
You like water reservoirs.
True.
You have been in an abattoir for a day.
False
You have been inside a mosque.
False.
You crave chocolate.
False.
You made a dragon.
False
You are a contortionist.
False.
You're Skyping.
False. I've never used Skype.
Your cat is sleeping on the couch.
False. He's sleeping on the bed.
You eat raw fish.
False
You've eaten raw egg mixed with a beverage.
False.
You use a fountain pen.
False. Not since I was a kid :D
Your cat likes to eat chocolate cookies.
False. At least two of them love bread and pasta though, so I've become much more vigilant about putting certain things away. Worst of all, Lexi apparently loved tomato sauce, which is apparently toxic to the poor dears.
You ate an egg today.
False.
Your muscles ache.
True-ish. They ache from some clubbell swinging yesterday, but only very mildly.
You're reading or have read Heinrich Heine.
False.
You are having a barbecue.
False
You're going to the recreational park for a picnic.
False.
You dream of monsters.
False. :D
Your shoes are getting worn out.
False.
You were once a tiddlywinks champion.
False :D
You're going to set up a couple of chairs and a small table in your backyard this summer.
False.
You like your boiled eggs to be soft boiled.
True :) Never liked hard boiled eggs.
Your cat is anxious and running back and forth around the house.
True. Not because he's anxious though. He's just nuts.
You need an eye test.
False.
You're going to buy a new polo shirt this summer.
False.
There is a fly buzzing around your room.
False
Your cat can catch a fly with its paws.
True.
You have never had your face licked by a dog.
True
Your cat licked your face.
True.
You are watching a football match.
False.
You're guessing Portugal will win the Euro 2016.
True.
You were out yesterday.
False.
You are outside right now.
False
You're watering the grass in front of your house.
False.
You sometimes go for a massage.
False
You have tried acupressure.
False.
You like to eat Turkish delight (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_delight)
False. I don't think I've ever eaten any.
You think Spain will reach the Finals in Euro 2016.
False. I don't think I've ever eaten any.
I don't think I know anyone who likes it. Any I've ever tried, tasted like perfume.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/yuck2.gif)
False. Not if they play like they did in their first match anyway.
You are eating your lunch.
False. Just had dinner :)
It is raining.
True.
All your gadgets need charged up.
True. Especially my e-cig :sherlock:
Your cat eats cereal for breakfast.
False.
You like to sleep under the stars.
True. Especially during Summer. :yes:
You have witnessed a shooting star.
True.
You like Anchovy's on a pizza.
False
You were fascinated by helicopters flying above the skies when you were a kid.
True.
You wonder if summer is ever going to arrive.
False. It has already reached 90°F here.
You took a walk to the river today.
False.
You keep chocolate in your fridge.
False.
You're thinking about starting a new hobby.
False.
You like jigsaw puzzles.
False
You like mind puzzle games.
True.
You use a cheese wire to cut your cheese.
False. But that's because I only eat pre-sliced cheese.
You like coffee-flavored icecream.
False.
You have a very deep voice.
False
You drink milk before bedtime.
False. Very rarely anyway.
You drink raw eggs with milk.
False. Does anyone do that?
You read books all the time.
Does anyone do that?
Not if they are sober. :D
False.
You don't like roller coasters.
True. I never enjoyed the gravity pull on my stomach :whistle:
You eat eggs for breakfast at least twice a week.
False.
You have spices that you only ever used once.
False.
You prefer fountain pens.
False.
You can see into the future.
False :D
Your wife sometimes talk in her sleep.
True. Oh the tales I could tell. :devil:
You have fed a Penguin.
False.
You saw at least one of Belgium's goals tonight.
True. Seen them all. :yes:
You use a hair dryer.
False
You didn't expect Argentina would lose to Chile in Copa America Final 2016.
False. I forgot the Copa America was getting played.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/ShockedFaint.gif)
You have seen a UFO.
False.
You had a dream and you saw UFOs in the skies.
False.
You have a butler.
False :D
You eat pancakes at least once a week for breakfast.
False.
You like Maple syrup on your pancakes.
True
You like oatmeal cooked with maple syrup added.
False.
You once fell flat on your face while trying to dance..
False
You once fell off your bicycle because you saw a bunch of girls sun bathing in bikinis.
False.
You are growing a beard.
False.
You bought a new computer game for your laptop.
False.
You like garlic bread.
True
You like raisin bread.
True.
You have been to the Moon.
False :D
You have been trained to become an astronaut.
False.
Your keyboard is covered in cat hairs.
False :D
It is raining heavily.
False.
You have a cold.
False
Your cat is catching a cold.
False.
You have stroked a Tiger.
False.
You have stroked a horse.
True,
You like cheesecake.
True. That's my fav cake :yes:
You have eaten a Mexican cake.
False.
You are watching the Tour de France.
False.
You once competed in Tour de France.
False.
Faced with the choice of stairs and an elevator, you always use the stairs.
False. Actually I prefer escalator.
You didn't expect Portugal could beat France in Euro 2016 Final.
Tue. What a dull game that was.
You take a bag with you when shopping..
True.
You like to write silly poems.
False.
You get your water from a natural spring.
False.
You collect raindrops.
False.
You are going to a race track.
False
You have traveled on a hot air balloon.
False.
Your bicycle tyre has a puncture.
False.
Your cat tried to grab some food from inside the refrigerator.
False.
You never use teabags.
False.
You grow tomatoes in your backyard.
False.
You hate flat pack furniture.
False
You recharge your laptop most of the time when you're using it.
True.
You have played Candy Crush Saga.
False. Not my type of game :)
You have played Battlestation Harbinger now that the game is available for PC.
False. I've never heard of it.
You don't like the time trials during the Tour de France.
False. But that's because I don't watch Tour de France.
You skipped breakfast this morning.
True. I overslept by a few hours.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Sleep2.gif)
You need a holiday.
False.
You have played field hockey (not ice hockey) when you were a teenager.
False.
You have played shinty (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinty).
False.
You have competed in a bicycle race.
False.
You have spent a day fly fishing.
False.
You have rowed a 100km.
False.
You get travel sick.
False
You have traveled in a train with your cat.
False.
You only drink red wine.
False
You don't like iced coffee.
True.
You have slept in a four poster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-poster_bed) bed.
True.
You have slept on a double decker bed.
True. We call them bunk beds here. :)
You need to buy a gift for someone.
False. I hope. :P
You want to watch "Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert's Late Show Desk".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNiqpBNE9ik
False.
You have used a tandem bicycle.
False.
You're thinking about buying a new tandem bicycle.
False.
You are thinking about buying a new hat.
False
Your wife plays Pokemon on her cellphone.
False.
You need to go by the sales.
False.
You never put on weight.
False.
You drink orange juice each morning for breakfast.
False.
You once took part in a shot-put (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shot_put) event and were rubbish at it.
True. I didn't make it to the qualifying level and I was only 13y old :D
You seldom use a comb.
False.
You don't like poached eggs.
False. I like pouched egg better than boiled or fried egg :)
It is raining.
True and false. I don't like them because they are basically just soft-boiled eggs without the shell, so it's like… why bother? But at the same time it's basically a soft-boiled egg, and I think those are pretty great.
You wish more books were digitized.
It is raining.
True.
You wish more books were digitized.
False. That may be subject to change if I ever get an e-book reader though. ;)
You missed the next page. :devil:
You missed the next page. :devil:
False, although I think someone else did :D
You're usually not hungry for breakfast.
True.
You have to fix a shelf.
False. I fixed it already.
You use a Coffee-maker Cleaner (http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0079/8612/products/coffee-maker-cleaner-667x1000_grande.jpg?v=1326486377) to clean the buildup in your coffee pot.
False.
You can get up during the night and not bump into things in the dark.
False. I usually bump into something :whistle:
Your cat likes to eat boiled eggs for breakfast.
False.
You have just been to a funeral.
False.
You always use AC power instead of the battery on your laptop.
True. On my "real" laptop the battery has been dead for years. (Actually these days I only use it occasionally on the couch or as a kind of extra monitor on the side with Synergy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synergy_%28software%29).)
You're waiting.
True.
You keep your eggs in the fridge.
True.
You keep bananas in the fridge.
False.
You once dyed your hair blue.
False :D
Your wife once dyed her hair blue.
False. It went a funny shade of red once, but I think that was unintentional. :lol:
You often play 10 pin bowling.
False. Although I did a long time ago.
You like to play Chess game on your laptop.
True.
You enjoy wood carving.
False
You enjoy sitting close to a river.
Tue.
You have blown glass.
True. We have some Venetian glass.
You have more than a hundred CDs.
True. Way more than that.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/dj.gif)
You dislike the smell of silver polish.
False. This may sound odd but I always like the smell of silver polish.
You are watching Summer Olympics 2016.
False. Just watched the news and they showed a French gymnast breaking his leg when he landed. Not nice.
You haven't eaten any cheesecake for months.
True. Now that you mentioned it, I might buy some :)
Your cat once used your bathroom toilet.
False.
You can touch type without looking at your keyboard.
True. In fact looking at my keyboard (https://dndsanctuary.eu/index.php?topic=104.0) wouldn't help you much.
You have a game controller (joypad/gamepad/whatever it's called).
True.
You have tried to play the bagpipes.
False.
A friend of yours know how to play the bagpipes.
True. Unfortunately.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/frantic.gif)
You know how to make gold.
True. Unfortunately. ![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/frantic.gif)
It gets too loud? :sherlock:
False. I would be super rich if I did :D
You think the French gymnast who broke his leg should've resigned before he competed in the Olympics.
It gets too loud? :sherlock:
That and the fact that I can't stand the sound of them.
False. Only he could know if he should go ahead or not.
You are gonna murder the owner of that car who's alarm has been going all morning,
True :P
You have a rocking chair in your house.
False.
You love redcurrants.
False.
You always use aftershave.
False.
You have a pet rabbit.
False.
You used to have a Guinea Pig.
False.
You hear a beeping noise.
False.
You have sunbathed on nudist beach.
False. Insofar as I've ventured on nudist beaches it's basically been accidental. I guess I'd consider it if I happened to end up at one, but not living near the beach anymore has greatly lowered the chances of that happening.
You know how to play a musical instrument.
True.
You know how to read Arabic alphabet.
False. But I did see this interesting book called Cultural Connectives (http://www.rana.im/cultural-connectives/).
You have a lovely refrigerator.
False. It was lovely at one time, but age hasn't been kind to it, Soon to be replaced anyway.
You have bottle-fed a Lamb.
True.
You have drunk and enjoyed warm milk fresh from the teat of a sheep/cow/goat.
False. The thought of warm milk doesn't appeal to me.
You sit cross-legged.
True. Sometimes.
You hear church bells.
False.
The contents of your cupboards are all neat and tidy.
False
It is raining.
True.
You are waiting for a phone call.
False
You haven't eaten any pancakes this month.
True.
You like mushrooms.
True
You are dehydrated from the summer heat.
False. That requires sun, which has been severely lacking here.. :P
You are dancing round the room. listening to the Rolling Stones.
False
You feel sleepy.
False.
You don't like a friends partner.
False.
Severe thunderstorm in your area.
False.
You are going to make some flatbread.
False. That'd be neat though.
You're going to watch Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter (now or someday).
False.
You are too hot.
False.
You always toast your bread.
False.
You usually eat at least one apple a day.
False,
You have no need of a box of matches.
False. I mean, it's true in a general sense but not having some candles & matches just in case is just stupid, isn't it?
You have a plan A, but you're not completely decided on your plan B.
not having some candles & matches just in case is just stupid, isn't it?
Yes! :D
False.
You have walked a tightrope.
True.
You have walked a dangerous tightrope (like more than a meter or so above ground).
False.
You keep chickens so that you can have really fresh eggs.
False.
You have cooked fish that you caught fresh from the river.
True.
You are having Pork chops for dinner.
False
It is cloudy and windy.
False.
You feel like you accomplished something today.
False. I'm having a "do nothing" day today.
You boil your eggs for no more than three minutes..
False.
You went to bed a little late than usual last night.
False.
You had to take a taxi home once as you were too drunk to walk.
False :D
You took a taxi once and the taxi driver didn't know how to get to your home address :whistle:
True.
The number of times you've taken a taxi can probably be counted on one hand.
False. Could probably count them on both hands though.
You have used a water taxi?
False. I didn't know there's such a thing as water taxi ’till you mentioned it. :)
Your cat likes to drink chocolate milk.
True. He has a sip after my wife has had chocolate cereal. Yuck!
You don't like anchovies.
True
You like anchovies topping on your pizza.
False.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/yuck2.gif)
You still play leapfrog (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leapfrog).
False.
Your laptop is almost out of battery and needs to be recharged.
False.
You can't smell or taste anything because you are full of the cold.
False. Although sometimes true if I have a bad cold.
Your wife misplaced her cellphone and couldn't find it.
True. An almost daily occurrence.
![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/253164678/Whistle.gif)
You like marshmallows in your hot chocolate.
True.
You've eaten barbeque/roasted marshmallows.
True.
You like fish.
False.
You make your own barbecue sauce.
False
You have a night light close to your bathroom.
False.
You have had a ride in a horse and carriage.
True.
You almost stepped on your cat once.
True.
Your wifi is mediocre on the other side of the house.
False.
You once dated a contortionist.
False :D
Your house is a mess but you don't feel like cleaning up.
True. No point cleaning up as it will be even more of a mess when the builders arrive.
You have fought an Alligator.
False. Not a chance :D
You haven't eaten any cereal this month.
True.
Sawdust makes you sneeze.
False.
Your house is close to a college campus.
False.
You have a fossil on your desk.
False
You have fossils decorated on your front porch.
False.
You have had a clear out of things you never use.
True. Although things are getting piled up again.
You have a flower vase in your bathroom.
False.
Flowers give you hay fever.
False.
You read a book late at night once, ’till you fall asleep.
True. More often than I would care to admit to.
You keep in touch with old school friends.
False.
You met an old friend that you haven't seen in ten years.
True. It was a while ago though.
You jump in puddles.
False :D
You get runny nose in the morning.
False. Unless I have a cold.
You haven't been to the cinema for a long time.
True.
You have at least 20 books on your bookshelf.
True.
A chocolate bar melted in your pocket.
True.
You had a chocolate bar in your pocket for several days because you forgot about it.
False.
You cycled into the back of a car.
False.
Your cat climbed on top of the roof but couldn't climb down.
False.
You sat on a stool and it collapsed.
False.
You had to use a public toilet and then realized there were no toilet tissues available in the restroom :whistle:
False.
You won't watch a horror movie in the dark.
False. It's much better to watch a horror movie in the dark :D
Your cat got frightened and started running around when you watched a horror movie in the dark.
False.
You walked into a door and gave yourself a black eye.
False.
You hit your forehead on an opened shelf.
True. Not for a while though.
You have different sized feet.
False. That would be awkward if I did :D
Your left arm is stronger than your right arm.
False.
You are always chewing gum.
False.
You went to bed earlier than usual last night.
False.
You are growing a beard.
False. I prefer to shave.
It is getting a bit cooler and you're wearing a jacket when you leave your house.
False. Though a jacket is advisable as it will probably rain.
You have a favourite food store.
False.
You always buy the same brand of coffee.
False.
You wish they would bring back plus fours (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plus_fours).
False.
You like endives.
True.
You wish The Beatles regroup.
False.
You want better shoes.
False.
You had a banana for breakfast.
False
You boil your own potatoes 'till it is cooked.
False. I usually steam them.
You have walked over a glass bridge.
True.
Your cat got rid of your pen cover.
True, Countless other missing objects should also be taken into consideration.
Autumn is your favourite season.
True. Well, I'm not sure if it's absolutely my favorite, but I do prefer spring and fall over winter and summer. And I love fall vegetables, nuts, browning leaves, etc…
You almost didn't include a new true or false.
True.
You didn't eat anything for breakfast this morning.
True.
You have a poster on your wall.
True.
You made a dragon to put on your wall.
False.
You have eaten a macaroni pie (http://imgur.com/gallery/mt1L1JE).
False.
You still haven't found your pen top.
False. Cat hidden items are usually under my fridge.
You don't expect to ever find your pen top.
False.
You recently bought a new video game.
True.
You can stand in a long slow, queue, without getting impatient.
False.
Your wife prefer tea rather than coffee.
False. She's about 50-50 when it comes to having a tea or coffee.
You have laughed so hard that you cracked a rib.
False.
You're confused by something.
False.
You like chocolate spread on your toast.
True.
You like peanut butter.
False.
You have an itchy foot.
False.
Your cat likes lukewarm milk better than cold milk.
False.
You like slapstick comedy.
False.
It is raining.
True.
You have to varnish some wood.
False
A stranger approached you and asked for a cigarette. :whistle:
True. A long time ago and he was told to bugger off and buy his own.
You wanted to be a fireman when you were a child.
True. A long time ago and he was told to bugger off and buy his own.
:lol: :D
False. But I had an ambition to join the Air Force.
You dye your hair once a month.
False.
You have travelled faster than the speed of sound.
False :D
You had a dream in your sleep that you're flying a jet fighter.
False.
You are going to get your hair cut tomorrow.
False. Already got my haircut. :)
You're thinking about getting a haircut soon.
True. In about half an hours time actually.
You are decorating.
False
You're going to buy a new scarf next month.
False.
You have double vision.
False.
You have to order a list.
False.
You need to borrow a saw.
False.
You have more than one blanket in your bedroom.
True.
You fell asleep in your chair.
False. Haven't done that in years. :)
Your wife fell asleep in the bath tub when she was taking a long bath.
False.
You banged your knee on the corner of a table.
True. Many times than I can remember :whistle:
Your cat slept on your hat.
False.
You have a collection of dragon ornaments.
False.
You have an ancient Samurai sword safely kept in your attic.
False.
You broke a tooth while eating a cookie.
False
You have a gas lamp just in case there's a power shortage.
False.
You can't get a mobile phone signal in your house.
False. Fortunately mine always works.
Your wife play video games on her cellphone.
False.
You have duelled with swords.
False.
You hang out at a Video Arcade and play Pac-man and Pinball when you were younger.
True. Galaxian too. :D
Your hands are cold.
False.
You almost slipped and fell in the bathroom once.
True.
Your chair can give you a massage.
False.
You have a vibrating neck pillow that can give you a neck & shoulder massage.
False.
You wear a onesie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onesie_(jumpsuit)) at home.
False.
It is close to freezing temperature.
False.
You are still half-asleep.
False.
You're not a big fan of sci-fi movies.
True.
You have a secret crush.
False.
You like Alexander Hamilton.
False.
You ate a :banana: today.
False.
You are making a cottage pie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_pie)
False. I never had those. *drooling for cottage pie*
You're going to watch a horror movie for Halloween.
*drooling for cottage pie*
It was very tasty, if I may say so myself. :D
False.
It's getting so cold you have to put the heating on.
False.
You ate some soup today.
False.
You have never worn sandals.
False.
You wear pajamas at night.
False.
You have been to the top of the Eiffel tower.
False.
You have visited NASA Headquarters.
False.
You never seem to have enough pockets.
True. I always have a sports bag with extra pockets for my 2nd (back-up) e-cig, e-juices, and god knows what else I need :whistle:
You saw a rainbow in your area today.
False.
You have an indoor fountain.
False
You're learning how to speak French on your laptop.
False.
You don't like marzipan.
True.
It snowed today.
False.
You have never attempted to make your own bread.
False. Not loaf bread, but I've attempted to make flat bread from scratch. :)
You're thinking about buying a Slow Cooker.
False. The one we have is fine.
You cried when watching a sad movie.
False.
Your wife cried when she watch a sad movie.
True.
You left your bag on the bus.
False. :D
You left your gloves at the grocery store.
False.
You like chocolate liqueur (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_liqueur).
False. Actually I've never tried it.
You're thinking about buying a new Pressure Cooker.
False.
You have a tune playing in your head and you have no idea what it is.
False. Actually I have a song stuck in my head, I just don't remember the name of that song :rolleyes:
You use a bath sponge when you take a shower.
False.
You need to replace a washer in a tap.
False.
You fell asleep on the couch today.
False.
You set off for work before remembering that it was your day off.
True. I got up early in the morning for work and then remembered it was my day off :D
You have a favorite coffee mug that you use every day.
False.
You hate needles.
False.
You drink hot chocolate at night before you go to bed.
False.
You have so much ice in your fridge you're going to get a pet penguin. :pingu:
False.
Your freezer doesn't even need defrosting.
True.
You've ran out of milk.
True.
You're almost out of coffee beans in your kitchen.
False.
You caught your sleeve on a door handle and ripped your sleeve.
False. Although I've caught my pants on a metal at work and it ripped my pants :lol: :whistle:
Pumpkin pie isn't popular where you live.
True.
You're going to a Halloween party.
False. Although Halloween is actually a thing here (although maybe it is in the Netherlands these days as well?) so I guess I could find a bunch if I wanted to.
You'd rather read a book than go to a (or most) party.
False. Though probably depends on who is hosting the party.
You roast your own coffee beans.
False.
You have a coffee grinder to grind coffee beans.
True.
You have a sore throat.
False.
You like peanut butter & cranberries.
True.
You have tried eating asian sweet/sticky rice.
False.
Your new shoes gave you a foot blister.
False. No new shoes yet :)
Your cat likes to eat popcorn.
False. Not that he has ever been given any to find out if he would eat it or not.
You are making soup.
True.
On the night of Halloween a Forest Elf appeared in your bedroom and offered you a magic potion specially made from the Dark Forest.
False.
You have to wear protective clothing at your workplace.
False.
You know a good recipe on how to cook eggplants.
False. Don't like them.
You need to buy a winter coat.
True. Even if I didn't happen to have bought one a few months back I'd already have an old one anyway.
You like Gérard Depardieu.
False. Not that I don't like him but I don't think I've seen any of his movies.
You went to bed earlier than usual last night.
False.
You had friends visiting last night.
False.
You want more vacation.
True.
You have loads of paperwork to do.
False.
You have Galaxian video game on your computer.
False. I do have it on an external hard drive somewhere though.
You use hair gel.
False. Actually I prefer mousse.
You've never played Tron at the video arcade when you were younger.
True.
You watch YouTube videos.
True.
You like cheese fondue.
True.
You saw a new moon last night.
False.
You have had a ride on a Camel.
False.
Daylight Saving in your country is in December.
False,
It's your day off.
False. Tomorrow is my day off :)
You go to the library once a month.
False.
You have a trampoline in your backyard.
False.
You watch movies on your laptop.
False.
You have a sore throat.
False.
You get dry throat when you're asleep.
False.
You need to do some shopping.
False. Did that two days ago :)
Your cat gets hungry when you're having dinner.
True. You'd think he's permanently hungry though going by the way he eats.
You do Yoga.
False. Although I did, a few years back.
Your wife do yoga.
False.
You have never been drunk.
False.
You don't drink coffee.
False.
You have a light remote control to turn on/off the lights in your bedroom.
False.
You have dainty little teacups.
False.
You put marshmallow in your hot chocolate.
True.
You've tried drinking your coffee topped with marshmallow.
False.
You were in a chess club when you were at school.
False.
You were in a badminton club when you were at school.
False.
You have a half-eaten chocolate bar in your pocket.
False.
You saw a full moon last night.
False. Too cloudy.
One of your gloves is missing.
True. It happens each year :whistle:
You had a restless sleep last night.
False.
You cut your finger when you were cutting some vegetables.
False. Can't remember if I ever cut my finger when cutting vegetables.
You smoked cigarettes when you were a teenager.
True.
You hate glitter.
False. I actually like those.
It snowed today where you live.
False.
You wanted to make a snowman.
False.
You have visitors at your house every weekend.
False.
You have a box of toy soldiers that you've had since you were a child.
False. Although I did have a box of toy soldiers when I was a child :D
You have your own recipe on how to prepare and cook soup from scratch.
False. I just make it up as I go along. :D
You're eating pizza.
False.
You haven't read any books this month.
False.
Your pen has ran dry.
False.
Your laptop battery level is getting low and needs to be recharged.
False.
You eat a lot of cereal.
False.
You're thinking about getting a haircut.
False.
You slipped on ice this morning.
False. There's snow but no slippery ice build-up yet.
You haven't eaten any apples this month.
True.
You have started training for a marathon.
False :D
Your wife has already started Christmas shopping.
True.
You have no idea what to get anyone for Xmas,
False. Already planned, just haven't done any shopping yet. :)
You were shopping with your wife and she started complaining because her cellphone ran out of battery.
False.
You listen to the radio while at work.
False.
You couldn't find your house keys because your cat slept on top of it.
False.
Your washing machine isn't working properly.
False.
Your electric stove isn't working properly.
False.
You have never built a dam.
True.
You have spent a night in a tent 'till the next morning.
True. Many times.
You sometimes take a different route to work.
True.
You went to a boarding school when you were a teenager.
False.
You still own a video camera.
False.
You have an old coffee brewer in the kitchen that you no longer use.
False.
You started to use an advent calendar today.
False.
You have no time.
True. Not today anyway.
You are putting up your Xmas decorations already.
False.
You didn't eat breakfast this morning.
True.
Your house has a stained-glass window.
False. I used to have a leadlight window in the house I grew up in, but nothing fancy. Just a bunch of diamonds. It was kind of cool.
Your bedroom radiator doesn't want to get warm even after letting out what little air it contained.
False.
You own a lava lamp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_lamp).
False.
You recently bought a new scarf.
False.
You are charging batteries.
True,
You eat squid often.
False.
"A cup of coffee a day keeps you awake for the day. "
False. It takes more than one. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:
You make your own pasta.
False. It takes more than one. :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:
:lol: :D
True
Yol fell asleep on your computer desk once.
:D
False.
You are waiting for someone to arrive.
False.
You sleep at night with two layers of blankets.
True. It's -6°C or so at night, after all.
You probably saved yourself about €100 on having an expert come by thanks to a simple video on the Internet such as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyCBMz6U6ZU
Forgot something...
Nuh huh! :angel:
You probably saved yourself about €100 on having an expert come by thanks to a simple video on the Internet
Nuh huh! :angel:
Sneaky. I thought that was just a public information announcement. :P
False.
You are a part-time mime artist.
False.
You are a part-time chef at a restaurant.
False.
You need more CD storage.
False.
You were on your way home one day and you found out your house keys were missing.
True.
You are going to make some mulled wine (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulled_wine).
False :D
Your wife has finished decorating a Xmas tree.
False.
You have bought a box of Xmas cookies.
False.
There's ice build-up on your front porch.
False.
You buy bottled water.
True. Well, usually false actually. I mostly refill the water bottle I bought months ago. ;)
You are sleepy.
False.
You like roast chestnuts.
True. Haven't eaten those for a long time :)
It snowed today.
False.
It's very windy.
False.
Your cat is sitting next to your Xmas tree.
False, Still not up.
You work in the dark.
False.
You like to read in a semi-dark room near a reading lamp.
False. Unless I'm reading in bed.
You have done all your Xmas shopping.
False.
You put on a pajama cap when you go to bed.
False.
An inflatable Santa Clause has appeared on your street.
:lol: False
You're smoking a Xmas-special flavored tobacco.
False.
You heard a Rooster crowing at dawn.
False.
You're going to buy an electric blanket during Xmas sale.
False.
You bent over and your trousers split.
False :D
You almost slipped on an icy sidewalk today.
False.
You got lost in the fog.
False. I haven't experience a fog that thick :D
Your cat slipped on an icy sidewalk.
False.
You are not going to eat any chocolate over Xmas.
True, probably. I'm not going to actively avoid it or anything, but I won't be seeking it out.
You think it's a bit dark.
True. Had my lights on all day.
You have been to a work Xmas party.
False.
You're going to play a computer game.
False.
You wish you had more ink.
True. My computer printer ran out of ink :irked:
You have an indoor kitchen garden.
My computer printer ran out of ink :irked:
I feel your pain. :P
False.
You have had interruptions all day.
False.
You had several guests at your house yesterday.
False.
You hate wrapping presents.
False.
You have an old black & white TV kept in your basembasement .
False.
You can hear Christmas music.
False. It is quiet in my building.
Your wife is singing a Xmas song.
False.
You have a blocked drain.
False. Although I did, several times.
You have an upset stomach.
False.
You have never tasted Eggnog (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog)?
False. One of my fav :)
You're going to watch a movie at home on Christmas eve.
False.
You are going skiing.
False. I wish :D
The night before Christmas you saw Rudolph the Rednose Ranger outside your bedroom window.
False.
You've eaten so much you think you may burst.
False.
Your cat probably knows you're celebrating Christmas.
True. Well he knows something's going on as he got new toys full of catnip.
You were given new shoes for Xmas.
True. Actually I got winter boots :)
You went to bed earlier than usual on Christmas Day.
False.
You've had enough of leftover turkey.
False. No leftover in my apt.
Your cat ate some turkey leftover.
False.
You have a fossil of a seahorse on your desk.
False :D
You have a picture of your cat on your desk.
False.
You are going to make some chips (French fries).
False.
Your cat almost wrecked your Xmas tree.
True, Every damned day since it was put up.
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You have sore ribs.
False. Although I get sore ribs sometimes if I smoke too much.
You're not going to stay up 'till midnight on New Year's Eve.
True.
You have bought some fireworks to light at midnight.
False. I'm off to bed before midnight.
You got up in the morning earlier than usual on New Year's Day.
False.
It's party time. :hat:
False. I worked on New Year's Day :)
Some of your friends came to visit on New Year's Day, and they were a bit drunk :drunk:
True. A little bit tipsy anyway.
You have a lot of cleaning up to do.
True. But I don't feel like cleaning up. Not today, anyway.
You watch FIFA at least once a week.
False.
You make your own marmalade.
False
The sidewalk in front of your house is icy and slippery.
False. Looks like it could be tomorrow though.
You broke your shoelace.
False.
You accidentally sat on your wife's cellphone that was lying around on the bed.
False.
You chop logs for your fire.
False.
You're planning on harvesting your own tobacco farm.
False.
You don't like those tiny watch batteries,
True.
You don't add sugar in your coffee.
True. But sometimes false, depends on the coffee.
You dropped candle wax on your carpet.
True.
You've lit a carpet on fire (by accident).
False.
You've lit a campfire using 2 pieces of rock when you were a Boy Scout.
False.
You change your shoes when you get to your place of work.
True.
You're thinking about opening your own tobacco shop.
False.
All the eggs you cracked from the same box had double yolks.
False :D
You believe in the old saying that cracking an egg with a double yolk means someone close to you is getting pregnant or getting married.
False. I've never heard of that one.
You have arranged a school reunion.
False.
You gained weight this winter.
False.
Your vacuum cleaner just went bang and is no longer working.
False. I haven't used it in forever so I'm sure it's still good. We've gone basically rugless and brooms are nice & quiet without dusting up the air.
You need to do too much the next few hours.
False. Feet up, doing nothing. :D
You have spent most of the day on the phone.
False.
You spent most of the day on your computer today.
True.
You shared your lunch with someone who had forgot theirs.
False.
You made a snowball today and tossed it up on the air.
False.
You sat on a nail.
False.
You've never drank a Mocha.
False.
You have been in a submarine.
False. :D
You have been inside a Cirrus SF50 (http://www.businessinsider.com/cirrus-vision-private-jet-2015-1)
False.
You still have some chocolates left from Xmas.
False.
You haven't drank hot cocoa this month.
True.
Your kettle takes ages to boil.
False. I actually don't have a kettle.
You brewed hot water on your coffee brewer and forgot to add coffee in it.
False.
You prefer to eat savoury food rather than sweet food.
False. Depends on my appetite.
You had a strange dream in your sleep last night.
False.
You have lost your USB pen drive.
False. I don't have one.
Your wife had a strange dream in her sleep last night.
False. I can only guess that though.
You have never eaten Oysters.
False.
You have never eaten whale meat.
True.
You never use cooking oil.
False.
Your computer was infected by two opposing viruses. But instead of harming your computer, those two viruses infected each other and in the end wiped each other out.
False. :lol:
Your washing machine is spinning.
False.
You can hear thunder.
False.
You can hear crickets at night.
False.
You have seen crickets playing cricket.
False :lol:
You have seen a bird building a nest.
True.
You often see bats flying around when you look out your window at night.
False.
Your cat disappeared one day and came back the next day.
False. He would never miss feeding time. ;)
You like to go snowboarding when it snows.
False.
You have never played Bricks breaker (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4XHNjahvs&feature=youtube_gdata_player).
True. Played many variations of it though.
You own an arcade Pac-man cabinet.
False.
You seldom drink plain water.
False.
You were made to walk the plank. :pirate:
False .
You watch tv each night before you go to bed.
False.
You have been inside a nuclear bunker.
False :D
You cut your finger when you were cutting raw chicken.
True. Many times.
You are going to do your laundry.
False.
While you're taking the garbage out to the dumpster one night, you saw T-800 (http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/terminator-2-one-sheet-high-resolution.jpg) materialized inside a shimmering white globe. Then he stood in front of you and said, "I need your clothes, your boots, and your hat."
False.
You found a case full of glass eyes left on a bus seat.
False. Although I found a large wallet full of credit cards on a bus seat once.
You woke up one night and noticed your cat was sleeping next to you.
True. Every night.
You have no bread.
True.
You ate a banana for breakfast this morning.
False.
You bought some honey.
False.
You're going to buy some cupcakes today.
False. Why buy when you can bake. :D
You can't resist cheesecake.
False. Maybe traditional German not-cloyingly-sweet cheesecake though. :P
You just noticed almost an hour has passed.
True.
You ate a soft boiled egg for breakfast.
False.
You read Anglo-Saxon prose.
False.
Out of stock goods should not be offered for sale. :irked:
True.
It's dinner time.
False.
You have a cunning plan.
False.
You have a small plant in your bedroom.
False.
You barley slept because your cat kept pestering you all night.
False.
You built a cardboard pyramid at school when you were a teenager.
False. Not that I can remember.
Your front door handle broke and you couldn't get out your house.
False.
Your front door broke and couldn't close.
False.
Your papers are in a mess.
False.
You have a small garbage container next to your computer table.
False. My wife would say my computer table is my garbage container. :D
The new tobacco you got smells nice but tastes horrible.
False. Actually it is the other way around. Smells like gasoline but tastes a little bit like caramel.
You think president Trump will be assassinated either by an angry Mexican or a Middle East terrorist.
False. Deranged white environmentalist if anything.
You are hungry.
False.
Your day is not turning out as planned.
False. It turned out better than I expected :)
You have built a tiny castle made from sand and mud.
True.
You have built anti-sea defenses on the beach.
False.
You have moved your chair closer to the window.
True. Not my computer chair, 'though.
The sidewalk is very slippery today.
False.
You can use your nose to flick the light switch off and on.
Post-true.
You enjoy watching flocks of pigs return from the South in spring.
False.
You have cycled on a Penny Farthing
False. It would be a.good experience if I get to try one :D
You were known as Spec. Op. Navy Seal Unit 02, and you were standing next to Spec. Op. Navy Seal Unit 01 when he assassinated Osama Laden in Pakistan.
False. Not that I could tell you if I was, state secret ya know. :P
You don't need to rely on GPS when you walk in the mountains,
False. Not that I could tell you if I was, state secret ya know. :P
:lol: :D
False. I probably will rely on GPS when it gets dark on the mountains.
Your cat is now sleeping next to your computer.
True.
Your cat likes to stretch out on the desk on top of the stuff you need and were using.
True. I think he does it on purpose.
You have a sore back.
False.
You went jogging out in the snow today.
False.
You saw the snow and decided to not go out at all.
False.
You are currently in charge of 'Mission Blackbird', a covert operation to seek and assassinate Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, listed as ISIS top leader in Syria.
False.
Yo went to a concert and couldn't see a thing because of the person in front of you.
False. Fortunately I always found a good spot despite the crowd.
Your feet hurt from sitting in front of the computer too long.
False.
You are seeing double.
False.
You're going to watch Gilmore Girls.
False.
You eat lots of raisins.
False.
You eat a banana every day.
False.
You have held a guitar once owned by Jimi Hendrix.
False.
You got David Gilmour's autograph when you were at a Pink Floyd concert.
False. Never saw them live unfortunately.
You cut yourself while shaving.
True.
You watched the Australian Pink Floyd concert on TV once.
False.
When drinking a cocktail you like to have a cherry in it.
False.
You have a scented air freshener in your bedroom.
True. Or it could be a scented candle, I don't pay enough attention to notice what it is. ;)
You have stopped a robbery taking place.
False.
Your cat is busy licking its paws.
False. Sleeping.
You eat Oranges without peeling them first.
False. I don't think I could :D
You can eat fried potatoes without the skin peeled off.
True.
You put yoghurt on your cereals.
False.
You've eaten pancakes topped with sliced bananas.
True.
You grow your own herbs.
False.
You like to play Chess game on your computer.
True.
Your wardrobe has far too many clothes in it.
False.
You have a lot of old computer games that you no longer play because those games are outdated.
True. Not a lot though, just a few.
You are going to buy the Nintendo Switch on release day.
False.
The weather is warmer than usual for February.
False. Having a blizzard at the moment.
You went to the cinema and it wasn't showing the movie you expected.
False.
You prefer watching movies at home.
True. Though it's a choice I will unlikely ever have to make. ;)
You like polishing your shoes.
True. Although I haven't done that in years.
You use a wood polish too shine wood furnitures in your house.
True.
You feel very sleepy.
False.
You bought an air bed but it only last a couple of months.
False.
A dog was so excited to see you it knocked you over.
False.
You slept an extra hour last night.
False.
You have a microscope on your desk.
False.
You have your coffee brewer on your computer desk.
False.
You feed the Ducks in your local pond.
False.
Your eyes are dry and itchy.
False.
You can never remember your passwords.
False. Although I forgot my password a couple times.
You take Fish Oil pills regularly.
False.
You're going to make macaroni cheese.
False.
You had hot dogs for lunch.
False. I now want hot dogs. :P
You like Toffee apples (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_apple).
False.
Your cat is now sleeping.
True.
You know how to pick a lock.
False. Tried but didn't succeed :P
You have a CD Lense Cleaner for your computer.
False.
You have to do chores but you would rather be playing a computer game.
True. :yes:
It is raining heavily.
False.
You need to change a lightbulb.
False. But I actually had to change my lamp bulb 2 days ago :)
Your kitchen sink got clogged.
False.
You want some peace and quiet.
True.
The wind is so strong today you can actually lean against the wind without falling.
False.
You have a stiff neck.
False.
You ate some soup today.
False.
You like savoury flavoured popcorn.
True.
Your cat is sitting next to your computer desk.
False.
You are hairier than a werewolf.
:lol:
False :D
Your wife was Cleopatra in her past life.
False. If she was she's hiding it well. :P
You have tried to grow a Pineapple.
False.
You have never seen a pomegranate tree.
True. Only in a picture.
You got out of bed and stood on a nail.
False.
You got out of bed and the first thing that came to your mind was a cup of coffee.
True.
You can walk on stilts.
False. I don't think I've ever tried that one :)
You were once an elite Ninja :ninja: secretly trained by the Japanese government.
False.
You don't have a pencil sharpener.
True.
You don't have a pencil because you don't have a need to use one.
False.
You have never had a barber give you a shave.
True.
You like to go out for a short walk in the evening.
False.
You have a potter's wheel (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potter%27s_wheel).
False.
At least one of your cats scurries away when she hears the doorbell.
True.
You dropped a box of eggs.
True. Happened to me once, many years ago.
You sat on an old chair and the seat broke.
True. I couldn't really say if it was an old chair or not though.
You have been sick all morning.
False.
You have an upset stomach.
False.
You once bought eggs of which the yolks turned out to be broken in the shell. They were also rotten.
True. Supposed to have been fresh from the farm. :furious:
You don't like the smell of rotten eggs.
True.
You once bought some milk with the expiration date already expired.
False.
You have more holes in your pockets than holes in your socks.
False.
Your wife smokes cigarettes.
False.
You keep chickens so you can have fresh eggs every morning.
False :D
You haven't drank any milk this month.
True.
You have a spare front door key kept at your neighbours.
False.
You have a spare house keys hidden somewhere in your backyard.
False.
You haven't watched a cartoon since you were a child.
False.
You were excited and motivated when you got your very first computer.
True. I remember it like it was yesterday.
You bought the wrong size of batteries.
True. Happened a couple times.
Your cat knows where you keep your spare house keys.
False. He has servants to open doors for him, no need to know where keys are kept.
You forgot what you were doing.
False.
You remember the first time you used Opera browser.
True. Version 7 that was on a magazine CD.
You have a set of cymbals.
False.
You have wind chimes hanging outside your backdoor.
False.
You had to put all your clocks forward today.
False. It was 3 weeks ago.
You had to forward all your clocks for Daylight Savings yesterday.
True.
You had to crawl under a car to get the ball you were playing with.
False. I don't think I've ever done that :D
Most of the snow in your area has melted.
False. No snow to melt.
You never close your internal doors.
False.
You went out for a short walk today.
False.
You still have a teddy bear.
False. Never had one, not a chance :D
Your cat likes to play with a teddy bear .
False. Like you he's never had one. ;)
You're best friend is moving to another town.
False.
You should eat or something.
False. Couldn't eat another thing.
One of your floorboards makes a squeaky sound when you stand on it.
False.
Your cat is scared of your house basement because your cat thinks the basement is haunted.
False.
You beat a drum so hard you burst through the skin.
False. I actually have never tried playing the drums.
You have never tried drinking almond milk.
True.
You often make popcorn at home.
False.
It is getting warmer and people are riding their bicycles in your neighborhood.
True.
You have no hot water.
False.
Your entire neighborhood have no hot water :eyes:
False. Unless the gas were out that wouldn't be a thing anyway. You've got neighborhood warm water?
Your cats are fighting over a box.
False.
You can't get hold of an electrician.
False.
You have never tried drinking lactose-free milk.
True.
You're going to eat cheese for lunch.
False.
You found a body buried in your garden.
False. I guess I'm lucky this time not to have a garden. :P
You were eating fish that was caught fresh from the river and a piece of fish bone got stuck in your mouth.
False.
You have never played golf.
False.
You're thinking about buying new socks for Spring.
False.
You got soaking wet when you jumped across a small stream but it was wider than you thought.
False. Although I got soaked a.couple times trying to jump over a puddle and it was wider than I thought.
You slipped and fell into a quicksand. :eyes:
False.
You have never needed a pen that has green ink.
True.
There is a secret tunnel in your backyard that goes all the way next to the river.
False. Or maybe I just haven't discovered it yet. :P
You've lost some important documents.
False.
Once upon a time your cat was worshipped and adored by the Pharaoh & his servants.
False.
You can hear someone playing a trumpet.
False.
Your neighbor is playing trumpet and it gets loud & annoying.
False,
You sat on your glasses.
False.
A group of archeologists came to visit your house because they believe there is an ancient artifact buried somewhere underneath your house.
False.
You put ice cream on your apple pie.
False.
You've eaten ice-cream with a dash of hot coffee on it.
False.
You were playing a computer game but a stupid bug stopped you progressing any further.
True.
Your cat was abducted one night. The next night the abducter silently returned your cat with a dozen boxes of brand new unopened cat food.
False.
You are painting an egg for Easter.
False.
You're going to have a big dinner tonight.
False.
You like to eat Mussels.
False. I don't think I've ever eaten those.
You received an invitation from Paramount Pictures to cast as Odin on the next Thor movie.
Can't tell. Looks like I lost their e-mail.
You are thinking about something even more outrageous and silly to ask next.
False. There's a thread (https://dndsanctuary.eu/index.php?topic=38.0) just for that. :P
You entered the Mr Universe contest.
False. Would be nice if I were that muscular.
No one knows that you originally wrote the song 'Let It Be' by the Beatles.
True. But keep it to yourself. :P
You have danced in a ballet.
True. But keep it to yourself. :P
:lol:
False.
You can hear birds singing outside your house.
True.
You have appeared on TV.
False.
A Tibetan monk taught you how to use the cosmic force to reverse your age.
False.
There's going to be an erupting volcano where you live.
False. :D
You received an email from Harrison Ford asking if you are interested to cast in his next Indiana Jones movie.
False.
All your neighbours are mowing their lawns.
False.
You're going to grow some blueberries in your backyard.
False. I prefer blackberries; they grow all by themselves. *grins*
You're going to eat lunch within the hour.
False.
You spilled a pepper pot and now can't stop sneezing.
False.
You don't feel like doing any house chores today.
True.
There is a mouse in your house.
False. Even if there were for some odd reason I imagine the cats would quickly take care of it.
You think it's weird that network cables go white orange, orange, white green, blue, white blue, green, white brown, brown.
False. Never gave it much thought really.
You partied all night long.
False.
You might nap with the cats. :P
False. Though it sounds appealing. :)
You found a diamond on the beach.
False.
Paul McCartney of the Beatles taught you how to play the guitar once.
False. There's also no truth in the rumour that I taught him. :P
You pinched a bathrobe from a luxury hotel.
False. There's also no truth in the rumour that I taught him. :P
:lol:
False. :D
You have never eaten pumpkin seeds.
True.
You have never bought Cuban cigars.
True. Cuban cigars are banned in USA, as far as I know.
Your cat can hear birds singing outside your house.
True.
If you want Cuban cigars, I can recommend this shop https://goo.gl/maps/nDwhWEGtQL92
Illegal or not, but I can hardly tell the difference between a Cuban and a non-Cuban cigar, particularly when it's labelled "Cuban cigar". Probably hard to tell for me because I don't smoke.
You have unusually protracted cold weather for the season.
True.
You have to do other things.
True.
You can't be bothered to do other things.
Err...false. I think I'm just the opposite.
You defeated Sean Connery (http://movietimes.s3.amazonaws.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sean-Connery_0.jpg) in a fencing competition who happened to be your fencing instructor at that time.
False.
You are a ghost hunter.
False. :D
It is cold and rainy today.
False. Cold but dry.
As a child you got a Lego brick stuck up your nose.
False.
You've been to a Deep Purple (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Deep_Purple_in_Rock.jpg) concert when you were younger.
False.
You have a jar of candy on your desk.
False.
Very few people know that you were one of Messi's fitness trainer before he became popular.
True.
You wear sandals without socks.
True.
You mirror websites.
False.
You haven't done any backup on your computer.
False.
You run a backup daily.
False. Actually I haven't done any backup for a couple of years.
Your wife likes to sing before she goes to bed.
False. I wouldn't call it singing. :lol:
You used to work on an oil rig.
False. I wouldn't call it singing. :lol:
:D
You didn't read any books last month.
False.
You have seen a Unicorn.
False. :D
You have seen a forest elf in your dream while you're asleep.
False.
You think the Yeti exists.
False. Although I've seen a documentary of people who believed they've seen a yeti.
You're going to buy a new pair of shoes this Summer.
False. Well I've no plans to do so anyway..
You go to a manicurist to have your fingernails manicured..
False. Not a chance :D
You have a guitar in your house.
False.
You have a test to prepare.
False.
You can levitate.
False :lol:
You have seen a magician levitate at a magic show.
False.
You like Marmite.
False.
You drink a vegetable smoothie every morning.
False.
You've seen various adaptations of Sherlock Holmes.
True.
You once had a pet Chameleon.
False.
You're yawning.
False.
You never eat your greens.
False.
Your cats love tomato sauce and onions (even though they really, really shouldn't eat those things).
Trueish. Tomato sauce yes, onions no.
You bought a tent on eBay.
False. I've never bought anything on eBay.
You have seen a crossover of a horse and zebra.
False.
You buy more frozen fish than fresh fish.
False. I seldom eat fish, but I rather buy 'em fresh.
You have a budget on how much you spend on groceries each month.
False.
You have slept in a hammock.
False.
A group of Muslims invited you to dinner at a mosque.
False.
You have never had a driving lesson.
False.
You've almost had a driver's license for 10 years now.
False.
You like sparkling wine.
True.
You have never eaten banana soup (http://travelbystove.palfreymedia.com/bhutan-recipes-sweet-banana-soup-with-tapioca.asp).
True. Don't fancy that much at all.
You are scared of the dark.
False.
Drinking coffee helps eliminate your body ache.
False. If it did I would be pain free. ;)
You know of a river where you can find gold.
False. I could be a very rich person if I did. :)
You took a walk to the river today.
False.
You need to make a pie.
False.
Your wife likes to read books.
True.
You take your mobile phone to bed with you.
False. Although I did for some time, because I used an alarm clock from my phone .
You now have your floor fan turned on.
False.
You've got a camera and tripod with you.
False.
You don't know where you have put your pen-drive.
False as I know where all the ones I've got are, but I've managed to lose two or three USB drives over the years. I half suspect the TSA of stealing a couple, but then again why would they…
You're not looking forward to uploading 17GB worth of video material.
False.
You can't eat food if it still has eyes that stare at you.
True :lol:
Your cat is sitting by the window and wants to go outside.
True. But it's raining and he's not keen on getting wet.
You don't like using elevators.
False.
A woman tried to seduce you inside an elevator and there was no one else around.
False. Not in an elevator no... :whistle:
There is a tropical fish tank in your doctors waiting room.
False.
You could see dozens of crawling worms on the sidewalk after a rainy day. :yikes:
False. The odd one or two maybe.
You have phoned in sick just because you felt like having a day off.
True. More than once. :P
You're going to do some shopping today. .
True. More than once. :P
:o
False.
You have dived for Oysters.
False.
You got tired of Alan Wake.
False. Never played it.
You have been to a Dr Who convention.
False.
You haven't eaten grapes in months .
True. Someone else in the house seems to pinch them all.
Your Dropbox images have disappeared from your posts. :irked: :furious:
False.
You wonder what to do with empty cocoa powder containers.
False.
You saw a flying saucer.
False. I wish :D
You know someone in person who claimed he has seen a UFO.
False.
You've built a LEGO flying saucer.
True. I think. Hard to remember really, but most likely.
You know someone who has a pet Pig.
False.
You know someone who works all night and sleep during the day.
True.
You fell asleep while working at night.
False.
You've seen a chicken egg hatching.
True.
You burned your breakfast toast.
True. Several times.
You burned your fried eggs more than once.
False. Think I can safely say I've never done that. :P
You own a leather jacket.
False.
You're looking for a new website host that allows image linking.
False.
You had a backstage pass at a big rock concert.
False.
You went to the grocery store very early in the morning and the grocery store wasn't open yet.
False.
Your window won't open.
False.
You didn't eat breakfast today.
True.
There are having a picnic.
False.
Your wife wants to have a picnic today.
False.
You are going to spend more time in the gym.
False.
You ate a soft boiled egg for breakfast today.
False.
A friend asked you to go on a blind date.
True. But I was too shy.
You feel nausea.
False.
You don't like zoos.
False.
You prefer shopping online.
True.
You're not a fan of online gaming.
True. Not comfortable playing with people I don't know so I've never played online multiplayer games.
You're thinking about learning a foreign language.
False.
You are a volunteer of a mountain rescue team.
False. But it sounds adventures :D
You haven't eaten any pears or mangoes in months.
True.
Your lighter wont light.
False.
You've tried mixing bananas, blueberries, and ice cubes in a blender.
False.
You can balance 10 full beer crates on your head.
False :D
You were one of the engineers who invented hybrid cars.
False.
You made an invisibility potion.
False.
Your oven is hot.
False.
You rarely use your oven.
True.
Your cat is sleeping in the bathroom.
False.
Your local bar has only one pool table.
True?
Your cats are all passed out.
True.
You wonder where the sun has gone.
False. Fortunately the thunderstorm went away.
You have ice-cream on your next grocery list.
False.
It's windy. Yay!
True, Very.
You like cinnamon in your coffee.
False. Tried it once, I think it was called Chai coffee and I couldn't drink it.
You're going to purchase a Tablet or iPad someday.
False.
Your headphones keep cutting out.
False.
You're going to take a few classes on how to design web browsers.
False.
You are voting today.
False.
You ate some ice-cream today.
False.
It's raining outside.
False.
Your town is full of riders on horseback today.
False.
You managed to pinch some grapes before your wife eat it all today.
False.
You wish you were at the Isle of Man TT (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man_TT)
True :up:
You wish you were in Spielberg, Austria for next month F1 racing event.
True.
You have a Wok that you never use..
False I don't have one.
You have a pressure cooker that you rarely use.
False.
You bought new baking stuff your wife wants you're not sure you'll use much.
False.
You had something very important to do but forgot about it.
True.
You need to wash the dishes.
False.
You have eaten some very stinky cheese.
True, although I don't think of most of my stinky cheese (like a good raw milk camembert) as nearly as stinky as my wife does. But I've eaten limburger and Herve cheese which are freaking stinky.
You couldn't find your cat for half an hour.
False.
You chased after someone who tried to steal your bicycle.
False. Good thing you said "try" though?
You're thirsty.
True. Already on my 3rd glass of iced cold Tang beverage.
Your cat is thirsty.
False.
You have new neighbours.
True.
You can hear loud noises from road construction in your neighborhood.
True. Road maintenance rather than construction, to be fair.
You still have your appendix.
False.
Your wife is singing in the bathroom.
False.
You can fit yourself inside a suitcase.
:lol: False
You went to the grocery store and you couldn't remember what it was that you wanted to buy. :whistle:
False.
You have never swam in the sea.
True.
You have swam near a waterfall.
False.
You are going for a walk in the sunshine.
True. But not today.
Good music keeps you motivated.
True.
It's too hot to have a big furry cat lying on top of you.
True.
A thief tried to steal some tomatoes you've grown in your backyard.
False.
You are feeling very sleepy.
False.
Your wife is sleeping on the sofa.
False.
You don't eat Pork.
False.
You don't eat beef because cows are considered as holy animals in your religion.
False.
You have a dessert every time you dine out.
False.
You smoke tobacco each time after a meal or a snack.
False.
You don't smoke at all.
False.
You have eaten smoked eel.
True.
You don't use the oven in the Summer.
False.
A WWII bomb was discovered near your home and you were evacuated.
False.
Your wife is now practicing Yoga at home.
False.
Its too hot to do anything.
False.
You were very tired this afternoon.
True.
You have never seen FRINGE TV series.
True.
You are ready for the day ahead.
False.
You have never eaten a taco.
False.
You never comb your hair.
True. I just use my fingers when I apply hair gel.
You prefer to use electric shaver.
True. Wet shave when I have time, but mostly electric shaver as it's quicker.
You built a ship in a bottle.
False.
You recently moved your bed closer to the bedroom window.
False.
The rain hasn't stopped for two days.
False.
You're going to drink some :coffee: at the coffee shop today.
False.
Your local music shop has closed down.
False. Actually my local video rental store recently has closed down :cry: I've been renting all my fav sci-fi movies from that store for over ten years.
You know a website that sells old 2D/3D computer games online.
True.
Onions make your eyes water.
False.
You have a desk fan on your computer table.
False. No room for one there.
You can hear lots of sirens.
False.
You watch YouTube every day.
False.
You have just made some flatbread.
False.
You witnessed a bomb squad in action.
False.
Your favourite song was ruined when someone else covered it.
True.
You haven't eaten sunflower seeds this year.
True.
You spilled a pot of glue.
False.
You spilled your coffee on your computer desk.
False.
You used to own a horse.
False.
You use Bing instead of Yahoo Search or Google Search.
False.
You restored an old motorbike.
False.
You own a Turntable that still works.
True.
You went to a fancy dress party as a Smurf. :smurf: :psmurf:
False :D
You were brewing coffee one morning but you forgot to add water in the coffee maker.
True.
You keep fish in an aquarium.
False. Never had any pet fish.
You have seen a lobster kept in an aquarium.
True.
You've tickled a Dolphin on it's stomach.
False.
You fed a zebra when you were at the zoo.
False.
You have been cave diving (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_diving).
False. Haven't tried scuba diving either although it sounds adventures :)
You have been on a hot air balloon.
False.
You have never owned an umbrella.
False. Already owned too many but I keep losing my umbrellas.
You never wear a raincoat.
True.
You were once stung by a Jellyfish.
False.
You were once stung by a poisonous spider.
False.
You have broken the law more than once.
False.
Your cat like to scratch its paws on the couch seat.
True.
You always use suntan lotion when out in the sun.
False.
You know how to make Welsh rarebit.
True.
You have never been to the theatre to watch a musical.
True.
You have a wrist watch that is over ten years old and it still works.
True.
You are too hot.
True.
You should cut your hair but then again you think it looks good longer.
True.
You have never used a power tool.
False.
You woke up one morning with a bruise on your leg and you had no idea how it happened.
True.
You forgot to do your laundry.
False. I just don't feel like getting it done this week :P
It might rain later today.
True. It's raining now in all fairness and the outlook ain't good.
Companies that send you the wrong order, are idiots. :doh:
True.
A website that you ordered from has sent you the wrong item.
False.
You have to go to a hospital appointment.
False.
You didn't eat for lunch today.
False.
It's a holiday.
False.
You like to go for a walk every evening.
True. But only during Spring & Summer.
Your cat wants to go outside.
True. Well, one of them is curious about it anyway.
You intend to see a boat race this weekend.
False.
You crowd surfed (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowd_surfing) at a rock concert.
False.
You're going to spend some time at the river next week.
False.
You are attempting to get a flying license.
False.
The pilot on your kitchen stove was off and your kitchen smell like gas leaking.
False.
You're wondering what to do today.
False. Just wondering if I can be bothered to do it.
You are knitting a scarf.
False.
You're getting a proper headphone for the first time.
False.
You have a headphone that keeps getting disconnected.
False.
You forgot you were boiling an egg and the pan burned dry.
False :D
A friend of yours have a computer that wasn't working properly and you helped him fix it.
True. There's a queue of such friends. ;)
You can speak Klingon.
:lol: False.
A friend of yours bought a book on how to speak Klingon.
False. No one has admitted buying one anyway. :D
You need to be in two places at the same time.
True. :yes: If I only could :P
You know someone who claim he has telekinetic powers of a Jedi.
False.
Workmen have dug a large hole right in front of your door.
False. Actually they dug a large hole on the street next to my building 2 months ago.
David Gilmour offered to sell you his electric guitar.
False.
You know how to make custard.
False.
The Ancient One (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OE-upDqzsc&feature=youtube_gdata_player) offered you to go back in time when you first met your wife.
False.
You were chopping wood and the axehead flew off.
False :D
You were cutting onions when the onion slipped and you cut your finger.
True.
You rubbed your eye, forgetting that you had just chopped a chilli pepper.
True.
You took a nap near the river once.
True.
You ate pizza by the river once.
True.
You opened a cupboard and it's contents fell on top of you.
False.
It was Wintertime and you were about to take a warm shower but there was no hot water.
False.
You have worn a suit of armour.
False.
You have won in an axe. throwing competition.
False.
Your neighbour complained that your music was too loud.
False.
It is a bit chilly and windy today.
True.
You like liquorice flavoured confectionery.
False.
You spend more time surfing the internet than watching TV.
True.
You met a mermaid by the seashore.
False :D
You have seen the Loch Ness Monster once.
False.
You made a demo in a recording studio.
False.
You recorded a video clip of your cat and uploaded it on Youtube.
False.
You were attacked by a great white shark.
:lol: False
You had a nightmare in your sleep after watching a horror movie.
True.
You bought some music recently.
True.
You have boxed a Kangaroo.
False. :D
You have played the drums with Ringo Starr.
False.
You have an itch that you can't reach to scratch.
True. I have to use a plastic brush with a long handle. :P
Your cat likes to stretch its legs in the morning.
True.
You have visited Tutankhamun's tomb.
False :D
You had a dream in your sleep that a Pharaoh spoke to you.
False.
You want to be in a different job.
True.
You have fed a panda at the zoo.
False.
You're not sure whether to eat breakfast.
False.
You have a headache.
False.
You met your wife the very first time when you were visiting a friend.
False.
You're going to eat an egg.
False. I've just eaten two. :D
You only need four hours sleep.
False.
You're reading Valérian.
False.
You would like to learn how to fly.
True. I actually wanted to join the air force when I was a teenager.
You're going to visit Spain and watch Messi play for Barcelona.
False.
You think eating spinach will give you muscles like Popeye (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye).
False :D
Eating too much vegetables gives you an upset stomach.
False.
Your fridge smells of fish.
False.
You had a muscular body like Arnold Schwarzenegger when you were 20 yrs old.
False.
You don't like ice cream on a hot apple pie.
True.
You're almost out of coffee.
False.
There are monsters under your bed.
True.
You wish you had an apple.
False.
You have never flown a kite.
False.
You normally disable autosync on your phone.
True.
You have never played a harmonica.
False.
You carve wood.
False.
You have been stung by a scorpion that was hiding inside your shoe.
False.
You went to see a comedian on stage and never laughed once.
False. I actually have never watched a live comedian on stage.
You haven't seen Dr Strange movie.
False. I enjoyed it. Nothing spectacular but better than the recent Avengers/Captain America stuff.
You're looking to buy some music in the Qobuz sale.
False.
You have never had toothache.
True.
You napped in the afternoon.
False.
You've had a hair transplant.
False.
You're listening to Elvis Presley.
False.
You accidentally put salt in your coffee instead of sugar.
True. I must've been half awake that morning :whistle:
You accidentally add sugar instead of salt while you were cooking.
False. Came close a few of times though. :doh:
You invited friends for dinner and forgot about it until they turned up at your door.
False.
You wanted to watch a good show on TV but you forgot about it because you were doing something else.
False.
You had a flight in a private jet.
False.
You're analyzing a video of yourself.
False.
You were an undefeated amateur boxing champion.
False :D
You were nominated Chef of The Year when you worked at a restaurant.
False.
You have one day to finish loads of stuff.
False.
You have seen the Mona Lisa hanging in the Louvre.
True.
You've been to a Mozart opera.
False.
Every time you touch a balloon your hair stands on end.
False.
You want to watch a movie.
False.
You get bored very easily.
False.
You want to eat fish.
False.
You have joined an orchestra and was nominated the most talented violinist of the decade.
False. Would be nice. :P
You're going to the store soon.
False.
You like French dressing on your salad.
True if that means a regular vinaigrette. False if it "refers to a creamy ketchup-based dressing" (Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_dressing)).
You're wide awake.
True.
You have seen a person wearing a black shoe on one foot and a brown shoe on his other foot.
False.
You like baked potatoes with butter only.
True. I also quite like 'em plain.
You know what you're missing.
True.
You have been to Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac singer) concert.
False.
You showered.
False.
You were one half of conjoined twins.
False.
Your wife has a twin sister.
False.
You have a surplus of printer ink.
False.
You are half asleep.
False.
You listen to Metallica when you were younger.
True.
You can't seem to find your Offspring or Metallica CDs.
False. None in my collection to find.
You need a new suite of furniture.
False. Although my wife wants a new couch. :P
You think it could be cooler.
False.
You like salted caramel.
False. Never liked anything with caramel flavor.
You haven't eaten any pistachio nuts this year.
True.
Your washing machine is making a strange noise.
True. All of the washing machines in my building make strange noises.
Your cat woke up, took a few sip of water and then went back to sleep.
False. They only like to drink meat water (i.e., water added to their meat) except perhaps when they're really parched.
Your cat is currently drooling on your bed.
False. He's snoozing in his own bed.
You are having a day off.
True.
You're going to take a walk to the river this weekend.
False.
You would like a drum kit.
False.
You're going to purchase a vast of lilies to decorate your bathroom.
False.
You're going swimming.
False.
Your entire neighborhood had a power outage last week.
False.
It is very dark for the time of day.
True.
You're going to read.
False.
You have never played a full round of golf.
True.
You have played a golf video game on your computer.
True if you count my Wii. Not sure otherwise. :P
There's pile driving noises if you open the window.
False.
You need a new computer desk.
False.
You recently bought a new coffee brewer.
False.
You banged your head on an open cupboard door.
True. Several times.
You locked and left your car keys in the car once.
False.
You have a cactus in your room.
False.
You have a plant in your living room.
False.
You wouldn't mind a plant, but you wonder how the cats would treat it.
False. Don't really want a plant and I know my cat would eat it.
You wish companies would reply to emails quicker.
False. Only because I don't have that issue.
You close your bedroom window at night because it is getting a bit colder.
True.
You didn't sleep last night.
False. Although I had problems trying to sleep.
You've tried using earplugs in your sleep.
False.
The handle broke on your coffee pot when you were pouring your coffee.
False. Fortunately that has never happened.
You were surfing the internet when there was a sudden power outage.
False.
You can't stop yawning.
False.
You were going to brew some coffee and you found out that you ran out of coffee beans. :eyes:
False.
You haven't got the time to do everything today.
True .
You habe never seen any of the Matrix (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8e-FF8MsqU&feature=youtube_gdata_player) movies.
True.
You were wanting fried eggs but have ran out of eggs.
False. Fortunately I've never ran out of eggs and the Supermarket is just 5 min away from my house :D
A cat (not yours) appeared on your front door and you have no idea where the cat came from.
True, Didn't just appear at the door though. It came in and settled down like it owned the place.
A dog followed you home,
True, Didn't just appear at the door though. It came in and settled down like it owned the place.
:lol: :D
A lost cow sat on your backyard once.
:)
False.
You've had a busy morning.
False.
You went to an Asian restaurant and noticed an asian couple sitting on a dinner table but you couldn't figure out what the heck they were eating.
False.
The first time you wore a new jacket you lost a button from it.
True. Or at least one of the first times.
You don't quite know what to wear in the current weather.
True.
You shout at your TV when politicians are on it.
True.
You have a DVD that advertises "interactive menus" as a special feature.
False.
You have dined in an undersea restaurant.
False :D
You have eaten in a restaurant located on the 40th floor of a building.
True if we're allowed to interpret "40th floor" as 207 m or so.
You're going to eat delicious cow's liver for lunch.
False.
Your day at work goes slower than your day off.
Very true. And my day off usually goes 3 times faster than my work day.
You normally wake up early in the morning just before sunrise.
False.
Your cat has finally calmed down.
True. Daily mad half hour running about, then sleep.
You don't like driving in the dark.
False.
You're eating sprouts tonight.
False.
You are afraid of clowns.
False. I scare them away :P
Your cat is afraid of thunderstorms and lightning.
False.
You were arrested for scaring clowns.
False :lol:
You scared away politicians but the police were scared to arrest you.
False.
You took part in an air guitar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_guitar) competition. :left:
False. I rather play a real guitar :)
You recently changed your hair color.
False.
You still own a camera that uses film reels.
True.
You own at least one camera of which you're not sure where it is.
True.
You recently bought a new jacket.
False.
You're suffering some writer's block.
False.
You have cooked an Ostrich egg.
False. (Wtf? Who has?)
You own more than a few hundred books.
False. I tend to pass on the ones I have read, novels anyway.
You have a pack of tarot cards.
False, afaik.
You're short on disk space. Again.
False.
You suitcase went missing on a flight.
True.
Luckily, the airline got it back to you a day later.
False. It's never happened to me.
You have an electric toothbrush that has Bluetooth.
False.
You have one of those wrist watch gadget that allows you to check your email on it.
False.
You are about to eat lunch.
False.
You are thinking of putting the heating on.
False. We're under attack by a surprise 90°F/32.2°C heat wave here in Minnesota.
Your cat is getting cold and sleeping on your blanket.
True. He sleeps on there whatever the temperature.
Your old desktop computer died.
False. Luckily the last time that happened it was just the PSU!
It's almost time to feed the cats.
True. Isn't it always time?
You were too busy to have lunch.
False.
You forgot to return a friend's phone call.
False.
You still buy comic books.
False.
You read comics from the newspaper.
True. Though it's more a cartoon than a comic that they print.
You have been designated the builder of a piece of flat pack furniture. :mad:
False.
You're thinking about buying a new men's cologne.
False. I never buy any, as I usually get enough each Xmas to keep me going all year.
You want to set up an aquarium.
False.
You haven't watch any movies on TV this month.
True.
You've watched a few movies on DVD.
False.
You found a long-forgotten item at the back of a cupboard.
True.
You have a song that keeps playing in your head.
False.
Your cat is happy with a new toy.
True.
You prefer brown sugar in your coffee.
False. I generally prefer no coffee, but anything other than black is no good. :P
You should start cutting dinner ingredients.
False. Done and eaten.
You buy your vegetables from a farm shop.
False.
You're going to buy a new video game.
False.
You have been to Jamaica.
False.
You have visited an old castle.
True.
You don't like using bridges made of rope.
True.
You don't want to cook dinner.
True.
You are still going to have to cook dinner.
True. Aready did.
You go out and eat at a restaurant every weekend.
False.
There are too many shoes in your cupboard.
True.
You're pretty in scarlet.
False.
You never owned any Lego.
False. That's just sad. :(
You're signing off soon.
False. I never sign off, actually.
It is a overcast and raining.
False.
You bought a jacket but never wore it.
False.
While you were driving a lost sheep crossed the street in front of you.
False. I don't drive, but I have been a passenger many times when a flock of the sheep have crossed the road in front of us.
You count sheep to make you sleep.
False.
You listen to soft music to help you fall asleep.
False.
You play Basketball.
False.
You have F1 racing video game on your computer.
False.
You never need shoe polish.
True.
You've never played a helicopter simulator on your computer.
False.
Go to see the Terracotta Army (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terracotta_Army) in China or go to see the Moai (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moai) on Easter Island?
Moai.
Eggplant or aubergine?
Aubergine. Ahem... isn't this supposed to be True or False thread? :P
You got mixed-up between True or False thread with This or That thread.
Oh yeah... I'm going to blame a migraine for that lack of concentration. :doh:
Back on topic.
You've never played a helicopter simulator on your computer.
False
You like apple sauce with Pork?
False. Haven't tried that.
You like cranberry sauce with mashed potatoes.
False.
You lost every game of pool you ever played.
False.
You want cranberries.
False.
Your cat licks your face if you use aftershave.
False.
Your cat meows if you spill milk on the floor.
False.
Your cat runs away from medicine.
True. Then it's a two person job to give the medicine when we eventually catch him.
You can write with both hands.
False. Or true, depending on how you define write. I can create mostly legible symbols with my right hand at a speed that could be worse. :P
Your meal will involve potatoes.
True. Did involve potato I should say.
When you were a child you thought you could fly but promptly discovered you couldn't.
False.
You're going to brush your teeth soon.
False.
You eat potatoes almost every day for dinner.
False.
You eat potatoes regularly.
True.
You got stuck in some deep mud and had to be rescued.
False. Almost though.
You have a nice pen.
True.
There is an overabundance of yoghurt in your fridge.
True. There's a full container of yogurt just sitting there in the fridge because I forgot about it. :whistle:
There's too much food that has been kept in the fridge for more than two weeks.
False. It doesn't get a chance to last that long.
You would like to visit more countries.
True.
You plan to visit another country.
True.
You're going to eat cheese for lunch.
False.
You have made shoes for a horse.
False.
You drank fresh sheep's milk.
False. No sheep milk available here.
You were ataacked by Jason (http://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/jason-voorhees/) today on Friday 13th.
False.
There's a bird tapping it's beak on your window.
False.
There's a cat tapping on the window.
False.
It's very windy.
False.
You're sleepy.
False.
Your cat ate some raw onions and started sneezing.
False. They back away from onions.
You have some water on a plate.
False.
You fell asleep while reading your book.
False.
You want to read a book.
False.
You don't like blue cheese.
False.
You think raw milk cheese is the best.
False. Actually I don't think I've eaten raw milk cheese.
The light bulb in your bathroom went out when you're about to take a shower.
False.
You recycle all your glass.
True.
You're shocked that it's already after 4 PM.
False. Not here it's not. :P
Your hands smell of garlic every time you cook with it.
True. Delicious.
You're updating your wireless AP today.
False.
You tripped and banged your head on a wall.
False.
You have a full desk.
True. Stacked with old computer games. :)
You recently moved your computer desk to another corner in your living room.
False.
You recently booted up your old laptop with an Ubuntu 11-ish live DVD.
False. Mint 18 for me.
You have kept an old video recording for sentimental reasons.
False.
You found an old computer game disk that you haven't played for a long time.
True.
You placed an order online and when it arrived you realised you had ordered the wrong item. :doh:
True. Though in my case it was merely the wrong color toner, so now it's simply sitting in storage until needed.
You like tea.
True.
You don't like fizzy drinks.
True since I believe that refers to pop. But I do like beer, sparkling wine and sparkling water.
You have a favorite picture viewer.
True.
You have two desk lamps in your bedroom.
False.
You will eat cheese for lunch.
False. Not today.
You had the chance to be an extra in a TV show.
False.
You appeared on TV with a news reporter.
False.
You keep getting interrupted.
False.
You have never eaten a pumpkin pie.
True. I think.
If you open a packet of cookies you end up eating them all.
False.
You can eat a whole packet or a tin of cashew nuts in one day.
True. Very easily and without a hint of guilt. :D
You broke your thumb when arm wrestling.
False.
You're going to eat fried eggs & bacon for breakfast tomorrow.
False.
You wish you had some mushrooms.
False.
One of your thermal/winter glove is missing and you can't find it.
False.
Your friend appeared with his new dog.
False.
Your friend appeared with his new hat.
True.
You bought a drone that you can fly in the house.
False.
You're reading a book.
False.
You're doing paperwork.
False.
You like nettle tisane.
False.
You like nettle soup.
True. Or I don't see why not. I don't think I've ever tried to make such a thing or even heard of it. :P
You have a model ferry.
False.
Your friend recently bought a fish tank as a new hobby.
False.
You have looked at snakes.
True.
You have held a Boa constrictor.
False.
You were eaten by a snake and survived.
False.
You know that the clocks go back this weekend.
False. I forgot about it. :P
You have some fake woodgrain that you don't know what to do with yet.
False.
A snake appeared in front of your house.
False.
You want a pear.
False. That's one fruit I was never keen on.
You like Rhubarb.
True.
You like calendars.
True.
Your sink is blocked.
False.
A deer appeared in your backyard.
False.
The shops are full of Halloween junk.
True.
Your wife is going to wear a costume for Halloween. :eyes:
False.
You're going trick or treating.
False .
You ate a banana for breakfast.
False.
You have some chicken marinating in the fridge.
False.
On the night of Halloween Gandalf (http://quotesideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Gandalf-lord-of-the-rings-3072972-800-600.jpg) appeared at your front door and offered you his famous churchwarden pipe.
False.
You don't understand where all this Halloween stuff is coming from anyway. It's just a foreign St Marten.
True. It didn't exist when I was a youngster.
You have never tasted Celeriac (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celeriac).
True.
You have never tasted cashew milk (http://www.urbanblisslife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/SilkCashewMilkBoxes.jpg) .
True.
You're surprised they're allowed to call it cashew milk.
False.
Someone gave you some beard wax, but you've never had a beard.
False.
You wonder how long cats stay in heat.
False.
Your cat is using you as a bed.
False.
Your cat likes to take over the bed.
True.
You have never seen your reflection in a mirror.
:lol:
False. I must be a vampire if I can't see my own reflection. :D
It snowed today.
False.
You need to laminate some documents.
False.
You have minions.
False.
You can yodel.
False. Assuming you need practice. Maybe it's a hidden talent. :P
You've been to Austria.
False.
You have an electric blanket.
False.
You have cocoa powder.
True.
You like dumplings.
True.
You have French books.
False.
You have been to a motorcycle speedway (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle_speedway) event.
False.
You've been to more than ten zoos.
False.
You dislike Brussels sprouts.
False.
You eat raw cranberries.
False.
You are downloading Linux Mint 18.2 "Sonya" - KDE
False.
You know that it's the last Mint KDE.
False, I didn't know that.
You can walk on water.
False :D
You're listening to a music while you're reading this post.
False.
You have a glass eye.
False.
You're considering putting on a movie.
False.
You like card games.
False.
Your wife likes card games.
True.
You have started Xmas shopping.
False.
You have a present for your wife.
False.
You can eat as much as you like without gaining weight.
True. The key there being what I want. The kind of gross stuff people try to get you to eat (oh you're skinny so you should eat this cloyingly sweet gob of fat) probably explains a lot.
You have cylinders.
False.
You recently talked to someone that you haven't seen in a couple of years.
True.
You never walk under a ladder.
False. I do, however, check what's up at the top of it beforehand.
You love mushrooms.
True.
You bumped into a shop display and it crashed to the floor.
False :D
You recently played a computer game that you haven't played for a long time.
False.
You are a member of a committee.
False.
You recently bought a new scarf.
False.
Even though you live in an area that needs it you own fewer than half a dozen scarves.
True.
You don't like spiral staircases.
True. Our current (spiral) staircase feels wider than our old one, but it's actually more annoying to carry stuff up it.
You are thirsty.
False.
Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night with a dry throat.
True.
Sometimes your hands are cold.
True.
You own a pair of trousers that have no pockets.
False.
You woke up a bit late than usual today
False.
You pulled a door handle and it came off the door.
True.
You're eating cranberries.
False,
You are making popcorn.
False.
You burned your popcorn and your kitchen is full of smoke.
False.
You own a jukebox.
False.
You weren't hungry for lunch today.
True.
You know there's something important you should be doing, but you can't remember what it is. ???
True.
You want to have some more cocoa.
False.
You have a nosebleed.
False.
You're chewing on an apple.
False.
You're chewing gum.
False.
You're eating popcorn.
False.
You don't like weak coffee.
True.
You like bitter tea.
False.
You have an authentic Samurai sword.
False.
You're thinking of what to make out of a milk carton.
False.
You have an authentic sword used by a Crusader in 1000 A.D.
False.
You are so tall that you have to duck your head when going through a door.
False. (But also true. Depends on where. :P)
Your cat makes cooing noises.
False. Not when I'm present anyway.
You like smoked mussels.
False.
You like smoked herring.
False.
You go shopping at midnight.
False. Doubt I would if I could, either.
You have a coffee container.
False.
You have a jar/container for sugar.
True. At least if you count maple syrup and molasses. Not quite sure if we have sugar or not.
You wonder about the size of cabbages sometimes.
True.
You like splashing in puddles.
True.
The Udemy "Black Friday" sale confused you into thinking American Thanksgiving was this week already.
False.
You like being out in the rain.
True. But only if it's on the way home so I don't have to deal with soggy clothes afterward.
You like milk.
True. I used to dislike milk because I was lactose intolerant.
Your wife is lactose intolerant.
False.
You like to eat radish-like vegetables.
True. Except for radishes, I can't stand them.
You can run faster than a horse.
:lol: False.
Your computer accidentally downloaded a virus that originated from North Korea.
False.
You like roasted chestnuts.
True.
You've accidentally made a chestnut explode.
False.
You eat cereal every day.
False.
You don't have a 3DS.
True.
You dropped a bowl of soup.
False. Fortunately that has never happened.
Your cat likes lukewarm milk better than cold milk.
False.
You local authority have issued a flood warning.
False.
You met someone from Morocco.
False.
You have many sports trophies on display.
False.
Your laptop battery is low.
False.
You have seen a dragon.
False. Except in the movies.
A dragon appeared in your dream while you're asleep.
False.
You caught your scarf in your bicycle chain while out for a ride.
False.
You didn't expect David Cassidy from the Patridge Family passed away.
False.
You're not hungry.
True.
You wish you hadn't eaten all that pie.
False. But I usually eat only one slice of pie.
You almost caught a flu but it went away quickly.
False.
You haven't been sick in years.
False.
You can't be bothered to start preparing your dinner.
True.
You have a friend who have never heard of the Beatles. :whistle:
False.
Your electric razor packed in halfway through your morning shave. :irked:
False.
You wanted to eat some cereal but you ran out of milk :rolleyes:
False.
You need to buy a shaver.
False.
You had to use soap when you shave because you ran out of shaving cream. :whistle:
False.
You're a touch cold.
You had to use soap when you shave because you ran out of shaving cream. :whistle:
False. My shaving equipment does not even seem to permit any brand of cream/foam other than its own (Gillette). If I used soap, I guess I would also have to use a kitchen knife or maybe at least an extra sharpened letter-opener.
You hate shaving.
:whistle:
You're a touch cold.
True.
You hate shaving.
True.
You borrowed a philosophy book from the library.
False.
You haven't been to the library this month.
True.
You knew that it's Saint Andrew's day.
False.
You didn't sleep very well.
False.
Your cat was running about at night and woke you up.
False.
You dropped your phone and broke the screen.
False.
You had a peaceful morning.
False.
You want some peace and quiet.
True.
You thought your upstairs neighbors were moving.
False.
You have an invisible friend.
False.
You saw the full moon last night.
False. It was way too misty to see the moon.
You saw the nearly full moon a couple of days ago.
False.
You can do the limbo dance (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo_(dance)).
False.
It is too early to be listening to Xmas music.
True.
It's the right time for Sinterklaas music!
True. Too early for me anyway.
You have an old pinball table at home.
False.
Your hair is getting long but you don't feel like getting a haircut.
False.
You have received Xmas cards already.
False.
The sidewalk is covered with frozen slippery ice.
False.
You slipped on the ice.
True. In the "once upon a time" sense anyway. At 8° C today I suppose some leftover ice would be conceivable, albeit unlikely.
You're going to the store now.
False.
Every shop you go into is playing the same Xmas songs.
True :whistle:
You're going to decorate your windows with Xmas lights.
False. Cat would have them pulled down within five minutes. :no:
You have an inflatable boat.
False.
You have tea.
True.
You're expecting snow during the night.
False. Too cold, needs to be a bit warmer for snow.
Your cat was looking at the snow through the window.
False.
You have six different types of cheese just waiting to be eaten.
True.
You are thirsty.
False.
You would like a 3D printer.
False. I seldom use my printer.
You would like a bigger screen TV.
False.
You're not feeling well this week.
True. Not today anyway.
You put the wrong spices in the meal you were making.
False.
You're eating tomato pulp.
False.
You like tomato pulp better than tomato soup.
True.
It's snowing. ❄
False. So far....
You can do sign language.
False.
Your wife can do sign language.
True.
You think it's speak sign language. :P
False. I think it's a mime. :P
You used to own a Space hopper (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_hopper).
True, I think? Honestly I'm not sure. Those hippity hops were called Skippy balls in Dutch when I was little iirc.
Your heating is taking a break because it's at the right temp, but that's very noticeable.
False. It is turned off, but I normally turn it on at bedtime.
Your cat likes to sit next to the heater.
True. One of 'em is always hanging out on the windowsills above the radiators.
You have beans cooking.
False.
The roads are very icy.
True.
You almost slipped.
False.
You have put out food for the birds.
False.
You ordered a DVD set.
False.
You are limping.
False.
You are limping because you almost slipped on an icy sidewalk.
False. :lol:
You didn't sleep well.
True.
You hate peeling potatoes.
True. Especially since I don't even like peeled potatoes. With peel for me, please!
You have to eat something for dinner.
False.
You collect stamps.
False. Although I did, when I was a little kid.
You have never seen a real harp.
False.
You like harp music.
True.
You're getting a Xmas present for your cat.
False. My wife does the silly stuff, not me. :P
You like neon lights.
True.
You just wired hospital insurance payments.
False.
Your kettle whistles when it comes to the boil.
False, because I don't have a kettle.
You eat a banana almost every day.
False.
You are fed up of waiting for a parcel to arrive.
False since I have no packages coming plus it's almost 10 PM, but true as a general principle. :P
You noticed that inferior electronic music is finally cheaper than CDs.
False. Never noticed as I only buy CDs.
You can hear a buzzing sound.
False.
You woke up this morning with a tune that keeps playing in your head.
False.
You have made a Xmas cake.
False.
You feel better today than yesterday.
False.
You will soon finish work for Xmas.
False.
You have a Xmas background on your computer monitor.
False.
Public transit is mostly out today due to a protest.
False.
You have put up your Xmas tree.
False.
You spent a little too much on Xmas shopping .
False.
You wife has candles everywhere.
False.
You're going out into the fog.
False. It's not foggy here.
You're ready to eat.
True.
It's all dark out.
True.
You are trying to resist opening a box of chocolates.
False
You always take the largest chocolate
False. I let my wife have them. Honest! :D
Cats and Xmas trees should never be in the same room.
True.
You hope it'll snow on Christmas Day.
False.
You have lots of magnets.
False.
You're all done shopping for Xmas.
True.
You have to attend a meeting.
False.
You're going to the library.
False.
You went to a restaurant but it was closed for the holidays.
False.
You will have to get rid of some books.
True.
You have cranberries in the fridge.
False.
There's a turkey taking up most of the space in your fridge.
False.
The night before Christmas a special genie appeared in your bedroom and offered you 3 Xmas wishes.
False.
You've never read A Christmas Carol.
False.
You have read all of Dickens novels.
False.
You prefer Henry James.
False.
You have earache.
False.
Your (grand)mother threw a party where some of the foodstuff dated from last century.
False in the intended meaning, but technically true for almost everyone I imagine. ;)
Your pen needs to be refilled.
False.
You can't remember the last time you refilled a pen.
True.
You had a good Christmas dinner.
True.
You've eaten too much.
False. Because I was at a friend's dinner I managed to hold after a 2nd serving :P
Egg nog makes you feel sleepy.
False.
You liked all your Xmas presents.
False.
You have a small portable electric heater next to your bed.
False.
It's getting colder.
Err...false. It is 0°F but not as cold as yesterday which was at -4°F.
You wear at least 2 layers of socks when you have to go out in the cold.
False.
You were adding pepper to the soup you were making and the top fell off the pepper pot.
True.
You're staying home and maybe watch a movie on New Year's Eve.
False. I'll be staying home but not to watch any movie.
You wish you were somewhere warmer.
Err...false. Because I'll have to travel to South America where it's warmer
You tried wearing socks when you to bed but it felt uncomfortable.
True. In a badly insulated late 50s/early 60s house.
You think the Dutch train station gates are an affront.
False. Having never seen them.
You forgot what you were doing.
True.
There's noises upstairs as per usual.
False.
You can barely keep your eyes open.
False.
You're going to take a nap for an hour.
False.
You are getting things ready for Hogmanay.
False. Hog-something-something means nothing to me.
You are going to cut broccoli.
False.
You ate too much pie.
False. I only ate one slice of pie.
Miraculously you saw the full moon that appeared on New Year's Eve.
False.
You are glad your guests have gone home.
True-ish? Didn't have any. :P
Your monitor is refusing to go to standby.
False.
You can't decide which type of soup to make.
True.
You have an old winter jacket in the closet that hasn't been used for several years.
False.
You forgot you had a large cake in the cupboard.
False. Never had a beer cake in my closet, if that's what you mean.
You prefer soft boiled eggs rather than hard boiled eggs.
Never had a beer cake
???
True.
You wish you could remember where you hid your wife's birthday present.
False. No wife yet :P
You remember the very first time you met your wife, before you were married.
True.
Your cat likes to knead on your wife's belly.
True.
You have broke a tooth.
False. But I did get one of my front teeth knocked loose by a hockey stick. It was my permanent adult tooth, too. :P
You think it's slightly cold even though it's warm.
False. It is cold.
You like Irish coffee (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee).
True, but they don't make it properly in restaurants anymore. Instead of cream they stick on whipped cream. By itself this might still be okay-ish if it weren't
sugared whipped cream. There's already sweetness in the form of brown sugar. That being said, I prefer just plain coffee.
Wikipedia has a nice illustration of doing it wrong:
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Irish_coffee.jpg)
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee#/media/File:Irish_coffee.jpg
Luckily the caption is that it's not meant to be that way, but I'm afraid that either they don't teach it in chef school or the customers are uncultured plebs who complain about proper cream.
You think Jameson's is too weak for Irish coffee.
False.
You should have bought mushrooms.
Err...false.
You have a favorite spot where you put your cup of coffee or tea.
True. Although I'd be more inclined to call it logical than favorite.
You use frozen fruit in yogurt.
False. Never eat yogurt.
You think that avocado pears are overrated.
False. I like avocados.
Kale is just a regular food.
True.
You want to make Kale soup now.
False. Just regular boerenkool.
You're going to cut food now.
False.
You cure your own bacon.
False.
Dishes seem to need washing.
True.
You soak your dishes overnight and wash 'em the next day.
False.
You're eating cheese for lunch.
False.
You had eggs for lunch.
False. Although I had a soft boiled egg for breakfast.
You're listening to music while you post on this forum.
False.
You are enjoying some peace and quiet.
True.
You like your Old English Grammar.
False.
You can't find the correct sized nail.
True.
You're thinking
@ersi is logically right but that doesn't mean you have to like it. And arguing is fun. ;)
True. :lol:
You would like to be a lumberjack.
True. Although technically false. I mean, I wouldn't mind it for a few days or weeks, but not exactly for the rest of my life. A gardener might work as a long-term thing for me if it weren't that it pays peanuts.
You have an Oral B toothbrush that you like.
True. I've been using Oral-B toothbrush for many years. :)
You always use the same type of toothpaste.
False.
You were surprised to learn that about a dozen different fish can be sold as "sardines."
True.
You made a mess.
True. I knocked over my sugar container last night. :whistle:
Your cat jumped on your computer desk and knocked over several CDs.
False.
You can balance 12 beer crates on your head.
False. (Say what now?)
You wouldn't mind to watch your Veronica Mars DVDs.
False.
It's very foggy.
False.
You have a craving for something that you don't have in the kitchen.
True.
You're going to stick a slice of bread in the toaster oven.
False.
You have a favourite shirt.
False.
You have a favorite computer game.
False,
You were going to use a can of beans but can't find your can opener.
False. Besides knowing exactly where the can opener is, our cans of beans come with their own opening… thingies. Even though I find them a lot harder to use than my wife.
You're going to brush your teeth.
False. Well not right now anyway.
You are going to the cinema.
False.
You eat cereal with warm milk rather than cold milk.
True.
You like peanuts.
True.
You hold a world record.
False. :D
You put salt on your front door during/after snow to prevent slipping.
True.
You don't like vinegar.
False.
You like Henry James.
False.
You don't like seeing animals in zoos.
True - if the animals are confined in small cages.
Drinking hot chocolate makes you feel tired and sleepy.
True.
You found a dinosaur bone.
False.
You're drinking old tea.
False.
You're ready for bed. :zzz:
False.
You've never worn a fleece blanket instead of a scarf.
True.
You've had a flu vaccination,
False.
You just ate two herrings.
False.
You don't like herrings.
False.
You're going to eat an egg omelette stuffed with fried onions & mushrooms for lunch.
False though you've got me thinking. :lol:
It's hailing.
False. Snow, snow, snow.
You need a shovel.
False, although I don't have one.
You want to drink some milk.
False.
You are entertaining yourself watching people who can't drive in snow attempt to get up the hill.
False.
It's not quite freezing.
True.
You forgot you had to be somewhere else.
False.
You're suddenly demotivated.
False.
A friend of yours forgot his winter gloves and left it at your house.
False.
You are the tallest among your friends.
Probably true but I do know taller people. I'm 1.91. :P
You think it's weird that people have a height in English rather than a length.
False. Unless they are being measured for a coffin. :rip:
You own a periscope.
False.
You drink water.
False. I only drink beer and nothing else ( joke ). :P
You drink orange juice every day.
False.
Stay at home or risk driving in a snowstorm?
Stay at home.
True/false:
You need to drink some :coffee:
True/false:
:doh:
True.
You should really clear the path.
False. Already cleared by campus workers.
You have a secret wine cellar in your house basement that no one know about.
False.
You have only flown in propeller powered aircraft.
False. Propellor, turboprop and turbojet/fan. ;)
You want to drink some milk.
False.
You have lost your appetite.
False.
You drank coffee this morning but you weren't hungry for breakfast.
True.
You like the sound of a banjo.
False.
You received an email from Russian president Vladimir Putin asking if he could visit your house on New Year's Day.
False.
You just realized you have your t-shirt on back-to-front.
False.
You just realized it's almost 10.
False.
You just realized you missed lunch time but you're not hungry.
False.
You need to buy more herbs and spices.
True.
You need to buy more coffee beans.
False. I got a load for Xmas, strangest present ever.
You are getting impatient.
False.
You're watching TV and your cat is sleeping on your shoulder.
False.
You can fly a plane.
False.
You stepped on a banana skin and slipped.
False.
You slipped on a slice of salami.
False.
You like making bread.
True.
You like making bread regularly.
False.
You set up a timer on your coffee maker before you go to bed so that it brew coffee when you wake up in the morning.
False. I don't have a coffee maker. I do like the flavor of coffee but I don't like too much caffeine, let alone becoming addicted to it like my mom. Besides, I get plenty from tea and cocoa.
You drink too much chocolate and/or cocoa milk.
False.
You never eat toffee.
False.
It is getting warmer and the snow is melting.
True. In fact the snow has all gone.
You dislike the smell of rotten eggs.
True. Imagine someone said false. :lol:
Facebook has sunk to a new low in your eyes.
True. I never use Facebook, to begin with.
You recently change your computer background/wallpaper.
False.
You didn't sleep well.
True.
You are playing poker.
False.
You are watching Game Theory.
False.
You have no idea what to have to eat.
False.
You're going to make some casserole for dinner.
False. But I know what I'm making tomorrow now.
You burned a pan.
False. But I know what I'm making tomorrow now.
:D
False. But I a plastic spatula that I left sitting on a hot pan almost melted. :whistle:
You're almot out of milk in the refrigerator.
False.
You have a meeting to attend.
False.
You didn't eat any bananas this month.
True.
You went out to buy something but the shop was closed.
False.
You went to the shop to buy something but you couldn't find what you were looking for.
True. That's happened often. :D
You would like to live on a secluded island.
True. Sometimes. :P
You think it's kind of cold today.
True.
You need more paper for your printer.
False.
You re recently downloaded an update for a computer game.
False.
You cut yourself shaving and it wouldn't stop bleeding.
False.
You eat beans for dinner almost every day.
False.
You have a false leg.
False.
You have an old pair of shoes lying around that you no longer wear.
True. I've no idea why I still have them.
You can't decide if you should use garlic or lemon with your chicken.
False. Garlic ftw.
You don't want to make dinner.
True.
The large eggs you bought are not very large.
Err...false.
You like jogging outdoor in the snow.
False.
You didn't sleep well.
True.
You had to see your Dr.
False.
It's probably been over a decade since you last saw a doctor. :right:
False.
You can see a ship.
False.
A loud noise woke you up in the middle of the night.
False.
It's snowing again.
True.
You're going to read a new book.
False. Got to finish the one I'm reading first.
You never wear green.
False. Dark green is one of my favorite colors.
You have never used a green ink pen.
False.
You have never used a guillotine.
:lol:.
True.
You saw a crocodile while you were sitting close by a river.
False.
You can go to the zoo for free today.
False. Nearest zoo is over 50 miles away, so I don't know for sure.
Your foot has gone numb.
False. I wear 3 layers of socks when I go out in the cold. :P
You can hear a vehicle in your neighborhood getting stuck in the snow.
False.
You stepped on a nail.
False.
Your cat stepped on a nail.
False.
You are behind schedule.
False.
A friend came to visit and drank the entire coffee that you have in your house.
False. :lol:
You don't exactly have coffee readily available.
False.
Your cat is being very naughty today.
True.
The birds are singing.
False.
You should cut down on the amount of cheese you eat.
Possibly true, but I have more of a peanut problem if anything.
You should eat more eggs.
False. I'm already eating a soft boiled egg each morning.
Your wife kept saying that you should eat more vegetables.
True. Fruit also. Falls on deaf ears of course. :whistle:
You thing you eat enough fruit and veg.
True. I eat a banana once a week, good enough :P
You wish you could sleep less so that you have more time to do other good things.
False.
Everything hurts.
False.
A friend spent a night at your house and ate all the food that you have in the refrigerator.
False.
Your cat hides it's toys in the strangest places.
False. Although if I had a cat my answer is probably True.
The sidewalks are covered with thin layers of slippery ice.
False.
There is a vintage car rally passing through your town.
False.
A neighbor knocked on your front door asking for help with his car that got stuck in the snow.
False.
You can see Swans.
False.
Swans are freaking scary.
False. Just don't go near their nests. :P
You tried to fix an engine but made it worse.
False. Only better. :)
You're going to play Thimbleweed Park.
False. I've never heard of that game :D
You like to play The Sims.
False. It never appealed to me at all.
You can make a perfect meringue (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meringue).
False.
Your cat is sleeping comfortably.
True. When is he ever doing anything else.
You want cheesecake.
False.
You recently learned that a lot of quark (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)) is secretly more like yogurt these days (due to the strain of bacteria used).
True. Was actually reading about that over the weekend. It was recommended for a recipe as a replacement for cream in a sauce and I had never heard of it before.
You wish you had never heard of quark.
True.
You've never eaten grape tomatoes (http://freshpac.com/?projects=grape-tomatoes).
True. I don't recall having ever seen them never mind eaten one.
You use green tomatoes to make tomato chutney (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato_chutney).
False.
You are enjoying the light.
False. It's been dark here all day.
You can't skate on ice.
True.
You were ice skating on a frozen pond and the ice cracked
False.
You fell out of bed.
False.
You forgot to read your book yesterday.
False.
You have no idea where you have put your pen.
True. I always have to look around and find it. :whistle:
Drinking hot milk late at night does not help you to fall asleep.
True.
You had an unexpected visit from your sister.
False. That'd be a ghost story. :insane:
Your cat flicked herself awake with her own tail and was really annoyed.
True. He does that often.
You dropped a cup of hot coffee on your lap.
False. Ouch!
You dropped hot tea/coffee on the couch.
True
You spilled hot tea/coffee on your cat. :yikes:
False! :cry:
You love celery.
False. Can't stand the stuff.
You think you'll go for a nap.
False. Maybe in the afternoon but now it's already 8:30 pm.
It has been snowing all day.
False. It's cold enough ("-0 °C"), but sunny.
Avocado goes well with many things.
False. Not in my kitchen it doesn't. :P
You like to experiment in the kitchen.
True.
A friend if yours is scared of holy water.
False.
You still have a Rubik's Cube (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik's_Cube).
False. Not since I was a young teenager. :D
You're almost out of coffee.
False. I have a whole spare bag of coffee beans and I only use the stuff very occasionally. (I like the flavor but I don't want to get addicted to caffeine or brown my teeth.)
You're going to eat fried eggs for lunch.
False. I really fancy that now.
Everything is covered in snow.
True.
Your wife likes to watch horror movies.
False. I think that's the one type of movie she really can't stand. Not that they frighten her, she just doesn't enjoy them.
You like old black & white westerns.
False.
You like to eat soup on a cold & snowy day.
True. The ideal thing to have on days like that.
You don't like watching mime artists.
True.
You have been to a classical guitar concert performed by a professional classical guitarist.
False.
You bent over and now can't stand up straight.
False.
Sitting on the couch too much doesn't help much with feeling bad due to a virus.
True.
You can do tricks with a Yo-yo.
True. I can do things that are apparently called walk the dog and rock the baby.
Your yoyo is broken.
False. I think I still have one at the back of a drawer somewhere.
Your wife has abandoned you for the evening. (gone to the movies).
True. Oops, false...no wife here to begin with :P
You wanted to watch some sports but your wife took over and watched a drama/romance movie on tv.
False. Neither scenario sounds particularly likely.
You're halfway through Tremors: The Complete Series.
False.
You have tried to play a Jew's harp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew's_harp).
Um… false? I dunno. :P
You want to eat a grapefruit.
False. Not allowed them.
You are feeding the birds in your garden.
False.
It didn't snow today.
True. So far...
You are a good at Backgammon.
False. I actually have never played that game.
You're going to eat some soup later today.
True. I probably will now!
You like tea.
True.
You have never eaten venison.
False.
You have never drank lactose-free milk.
True. I think.
You can pick a lock.
False.
You have a hard to find book that was published during World War 2.
True. Well, probably not that hard. :p
You showered this morning.
False.
You take part in local amateur dramatics.
False.
You're going to the south of town next week.
False. Practically live there already. :P
You are going swimming.
False.
You're going to the lake and do some ice fishing.
False.
You grow mushrooms.
Fakse.
You're thinking about growing mushrooms when Spring comes.
False.
The birds are building nests. Spring is here already. :P
False. Not seen any nest building activity going on so far.
You try to avoid buying things in plastic packaging.
False.
You try to avoid buying food/drink with artificial flavors.
True.
You have never had a ride on a motorbike.
False.
You've never had a ride on a horse carriage.
True.
You're having a lazy day.
False.
You were reading a book on a couch and you fell asleep.
True. Lost count of the amount of times I've done that. :D
You know someone who owns boxing gloves used by Muhammad Ali.
False :lol:
You know someone who owns a 'John Lennon' autograph.
False.
You're going to grow a beard.
False.
Your passport will expire.
False.
You can hear birdsong.
Fakse.
You haven't decided what to eat for dinner.
False.
You sat on a tube of glue.
False. Luckily that has never happened.
You sat on your wife's misplaced cellphone.
False.
You broke a mirror and had seven years of bad luck.
False.
You followed a Wizard's guidance and buried a broken mirror underneath the moonlight to avoid 7 years of bad luck.
False.
You can't walk in a straight line.
False. :D
You can walk backwards in a straight line.
False.
You got thrown out of a nightclub.
False.
You once participated in a football riot.
False.
You never buy lemons.
False.
It is snowing again. :eyes:
False.
You are very thirsty.
False.
You had a good sleep last night.
False.
You have used an open fire to make toast.
True.
You have spent a night at a hotel by the sea
True. Quite often.
You were late handing in paperwork.
False.
The window is open.
False.
You started writing a novel.
False.
You were taking the garbage out and the garbage bag ripped open.
True. A fate that befalls all of us at some point. :P
You need sandpaper.
False.
You haven't eaten any eggs this month.
False.
You forgot the clocks were going forward.
True :P
Your wife reminded you that the clocks were going forward.
False.
You still use matches.
False.
It rained today, instead of snowing.
True.
You run away from wasps.
False.I run away from huge spiders :P
A wasp was flying around and it landed in your coffee cup.
False.
You skipped lunch.
False.
You went out for a walk today.
False.
You found a lost dog.
False.
A lost cat entered your house and slept on your couch.
True. Except it wasn't lost, it was a neighbours cat who quite often followed our cat into the house.
You can smell cooked bacon.
False.
You like water.
True.
Yo cracked a rib.
False.
Your cats are hungry.
False.
You haven't eaten anything all day.
False.
You are eating an Easter egg.
False.
The heater in your house is now set to low/medium.
False.
You fell for an April fool joke.
False.
You're going to train your cat how to steal ladies underwear from your neighbors.
False. You ain't seen my neighbours. :o
You saw China’s Tiangong 1 space station burning in the sky.
False.
You didn't drink any orange juice last week.
False.
You don't like cabbage.
True.
You don't like carrots.
False.
You only go to a swimming pool if it has a water slide.
False. Only if there are girls to look at. Not worth going to a swimming pool if I"m surrounded by other guys. :P
You almost slipped on an icy sidewalk today.
False.
You have an annoying friend.
False.
You're going to take Archery lessons this Spring.
False.
You need a watering can.
False.
No one in this world can convince you to eat a salad today.
False.
You helped a friend with decorating.
False.
You haven't eaten any bananas this month.
False. I went by the store the other day and bought two bunches of bananas because they were 50% off. :)
You don't understand why some buttermilk is great and some isn't.
False.
You wonder where your cat has disappeared to.
False.
Your cat was at your neighbor's house.
False, I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
You are going to play squash.
False.
You're drinking green tea.
False.
Your chilli sauce was hotter than you anticipated.
False. On the contrary, it is somewhat sweet.
You bought some eggs but the date on the eggs expires in 2 days :whistle:
False.
You have never used a lawn mower.
False. I miss mowing the lawn. The smell of freshly cut grass mixed with gasoline is amazing. (No sarcasm. I love it.) Especially if there's hints of docks and sorrels in it. As far as electric goes I'd probably just get a robot.
You wish your wife would look at the kitchen scales you picked out already. :P
False.
You count sheep to get to sleep.
False.
You sleep in a bed, not a coffin.
True.
You have a barometer on your wall
False. Back when I did it wasn't that useful anyway. :P
Your cat just hissed.
False.
You bake your own cakes.
False.
You know someone who sleeps in a coffin. :eyes:
False.
You watch NCIS.
False.
You need an HDMI switcher.
False.
You were reading a book yesterday afternoon and you fell asleep.
False. Did so later at night though.
You lifted a heavy object and hurt your back.
True.
You lifted a heavy object and hurt your shoulder joint.
True. Long time ago though.
You have never eaten an Oyster.
False.
You cat have never eaten an Oyster.
In all likelihood true. :lol:
You have a dragon on the wall.
False.
You should have a holiday.
True.
You should brush your teeth.
True, later before I go to bed.
You haven't seen the latest Thor movie 'Thor Ragnarok'.
True.
You haven't seen the latest Star Wars, either.
True.
You forgot to buy coffee beans.
False.
You're going to buy a new jacket when Spring comes.
False.
You have perfect pitch.
False.
Your cat thinks you have a perfect house.
False. I think he would like a few more high places to jump on me from.
You like a log fire.
False. I think he would like a few more high places to jump on me from.
LoL :D
False. I never liked getting those flying ashes on my face.
You feel better today than yesterday.
False.
You need eye drops.
True. I use it regularly.
There is a bird resting outside your window.
False. It's not safe for birds outside my window. :cat:
The sun is shining and it's warm.
False.
You haven't decided what to eat for dinner.
True.
You need to plug in your laptop.
False.
You may have to look for your sunglasses.
False.
The weather is getting warmer where you live.
True.
You have real proof of aliens.
False :lol:
You're going to take a quick outdoor walk today.
False.
It's a day for phone calls.
False.
It's a day for sleeping early.
False.
You've eaten too much.
True.
You're warm.
True.
You bought new shoes.
False. Not yet, most likely in 2 weeks.
A new supermarket is getting contructed in your neighborhood.
False. One has just been built and opened on Thursday.
You are fed up of paperwork.
True.
Your wife received an invitation from Marvel Production to cast as Catwoman in the next Batman movie.
False.
You're going to Amsterdam tomorrow.
False.
You don't like musicals.
True.
You don't like to watch Wimbledon.
True. But my wife loves it so I see it whether I want to or not. :down:
You like honey on your cereal.
False.
You watched Tour de France when you were in France.
False.
You are going canoeing.
False.
You wonder if your scissors are still sharp enough.
False.
You're going to have to buy new scissors
False.
You wonder if your kitchen knife is still sharp enough.
False.
You can hear thunder.
False.
You heard a bird singing early this morning
True.
Your bread grew mold.
:lol:
False.
You heard strange noises during the night.
True.
Your cat has her eye closed.
True. He's in snooze mode.
You have been on a hovercraft.
False.
You have visited NASA building.
False.
You've visited a space engineering plant.
False.
You can play the ukulele.
False. I'll stay with the classical guitar :up:
You saw someone playing the ukulele in your town.
True.
You like sweet potatoes.
True.
You leave your house windows open during the day now that it is getting warmer.
True.
You're annoyed at all the sawing and drilling noises.
True. Neighbour putting in a new bathroom. :irked:
You are thinking of getting earplugs.
False. Not unless going to a concert I'd say. :)
The weather turned nice.
False. The exact opposite.
Your wife has just found out that she is diabetic.
False.
Your cat wants to go outside and sit on the balcony.
False. Sleeping.
You own a Jet Ski.
False.
You own a remote control floor fan.
False.
Your clock chimes every hour.
False.
You were going to cook dinner but you forgot to defrost the meat/poultry.
False.
You once had two black eyes at the same time.
False.
You won in a 'How many hot dogs can you eat in 60 seconds' competition.
False. Doubt I would manage more than two of them in sixty seconds. :P
You made yourself sick trying to win a hot dog eating competition.
:lol: False. Although I probably will get sick if I were in a hot dog eating competition :D
You hit a burglar with a baseball bat who tried to steal your cat.
False.
You're looking for a new car.
False.
You have a cold.
False.
You fell out of bed.
False.
Your wife hit a burglar with her high heel shoe who tried to steal your cat.
False.
You couldn't sleep.
False.
You can't find you long Ethernet cable.
False.
You're going to the stadium to watch a football game this week.
False.
You wore a hoodie supporting the national football (soccer) team yesterday.
False.
You have never worn a hoodie.
False.
It is raining.
False.
All your cables are entangled.
True.
Your cat is sleeping near the window.
True.
You spent an entire day in a junkyard looking for something.
False. I'm not sure I've ever spent any time in a junkyard period. Unless you count dropping something off at the recycling plant, but the word junkyard paints a much less presentable, creepier picture in my mind.
Your teeth feel dirty.
False.
Your clothes are getting dirty but you don't feel like doing laundry.
False.
You wanted to buy a piano.
True? I think it'd be cool to have. :P
You once saw Laurel & Hardy trying to carry a piano up the stairs.
False. Can't remember if I did.
You've seen The 3 Stooges trying to carry an elephant up the stairs.
False.
Laurel & Hardy are funnier than the 3 Stooges.
True. IMO The 3 Stooges are more dumb than funny :P
You are hungry for a beef burger.
False.
You're not really hungry.
False. I wasn't hungry this morning but now I'm hungry for lunch.
Your wife is sleeping.
False.
You are sweating.
False.
You had fun today.
True. Downloaded a new football game on my Tablet.
You don't really like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
True. Pancakes are for lunch or dinner. See https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/traditional-dutch-pancakes-pannenkoeken-18786 for what looks like a reasonable enough summary of Dutch pancakes.
You like whole milk.
True.
You got a tattoo.
False.
You saw a bossaball tournament.
False. I had to look that up as I've never heard of it. :P
Your cat is snoring.
False. It's my neighbor next door that was snoring last night.
You've eaten oatmeal mixed with some coffee in it.
It's my neighbor next door that was snoring last night
Thin walls or very loud snorer? :o
You found a diamond in the ground.
False.
You ate a :banana: today.
False.
Time for tea!
False.
You were out cycling and a deer knocked you off your bicycle.
False.
You fell asleep while you were fishing on a boat and you almost fell off the boat.
False.
You had to change a wheel on a car in the pouring rain.
False.
You were taking a walk and the strong wind blew your hat off.
True.
It's misty out.
False.
It's hot enough for ice cream.
False. (Unless you're of the opinion that it's never too cold, which is perfectly valid I reckon.)
You're tired.
False.
Your cat is getting thirsty from the heat.
False.
You're getting hungry.
False.
You have worn a Sombrero.
True.
You spent hours searching for your house keys that was misplaced.
True. Not recently though.
You can't be bothered to cook.
False.
You can't be bothered to wash the dishes.
True.
You would like some nuts to eat.
False. Not at the moment.
Your cat would like some crushed nuts to eat.
False.
You once had to wear an eye-patch. :pirate:
False.
You spent a night at a friend's house once and slept on the floor because there was no other space to sleep.
True. Copious amounts of alcohol may have been involved. :P
You have sat in one of the Batmobiles.
False.
You're going to buy some ice-cream today.
False.
You are having a picnic.
False.
You left your house without an umbrella yesterday and it rained.
False.
You picked up some wood and got a splinter in your finger.
True.
You got a splinter in your finger from climbing down a wooden stairs.
False.
You like mowing the grass.
False. Although I like the smell of cut grass.
Your cat likes to eat ice-cream.
True. If he's good I let him lick a bit from the end of my finger. :)
You want to go sunbathing.
False.
The temperature is at least 33°C where you live.
False.
You just washed the dishes.
True.
You are beginning to wonder if you are being spied on through your webcam. :P
True.
You know you're being spied on 'cause you recently started doing some streaming on request.
False.
You need printer ink.
False.
You need printer toner.
False.
You can smell horse manure.
False.
You wonder whether to play Zak McKracken or to read a book.
False.
You just had to remove a bird from your house.
False.
Your cat brought home another bird 'trophy'.
False.
You want tea.
False.
You wan't a nice cool drink.
True.
You want some ice-cream.
False.
You used aftershave today.
False.
You're going to a recreational park today.
False.
You fired a cannon.
False.
You fired a machine gun.
False,
You wear an ID badge at your work.
False.
You are required at work to carry an advanced laser-sighting semi-automatic police rifle.
Totally true. My secret identity is RoboCop. :ninja:
You have to go to Brussels next week.
False.
You are too hot.
True.
You're going to sit on the couch.
False.
You can hear thunder.
False.
You installed a new shower.
False.
You are going to a ball.
False.
Your house is equipped with a home-based SDI Particle Beam System (http://www.aerospaceprojectsreview.com/blog/?p=1350) just in case North Korea launches a surprised nuclear strike.
False.
One of your hobbies is taxidermy.
False.
You hear birds.
True.
You need to buy cat food.
False.
The pet store will reopen next week.
False.
Your car is modified with a 7-speed quad-turbo Bugatti Veyron sports car engine that allows you to drive up to 430 km/h.
False.
Your freezer is so full you can't get anything else in it.
False.
You are craving for chocolate ice-cream.
False.
You are going to have a salad.
False.
You are going to eat some watermelon.
False.
Your cat thinks that you buy pipe cleaners just for him to play with.
False.
Your cat is sitting by the door eager to go outside.
False.
You can't remember what you did yesterday.
False. :D
You recently bought an indoor plant
False.
You have superhero powers that you have so far managed to conceal from your friends.
False.
You cleaned the bathroom.
True.
It rained yesterday
True. Like it had never rained before.
You shrank your jeans in the wash.
False. I haven't worn any jeans for over 10years so I don't remember.
You are thinking about going fishing by the river.
False.
You've hurt your neck.
False.
You have never used Lidocaine cream to numb muscle pain.
True.
You bought the wrong sized shirt.
True. Fortunately I was able to exchange for the right size the next day.
You bought unsalted butter instead of salted butter by mistake.
False.
You have tickets for the world cup final.
False. I wish :)
You are travelling to Russia to watch World Cup.
False.
You put mustard in your macaroni cheese.
True.
You put Marmite on cheese.
False. Yuck!
You pushed a friend into a river for a laugh then realised he couldn't swim.
False.
You recently bought a summer special blended tobacco.
False.
You have dined in a Sushi restaurant.
False.
You have never eaten sushi.
True,
You are very thirsty.
False.
You did not expect Mexico could beat Germany in World Cup early rounds.
False. I fancied Mexico to win that one.
You couldn't find your shoes this morning.
False.
Your cat grabbed your shoe and hid it under the bed.
False.
You race pigeons.
False.
You were trying to sit by the river but there were too many mosquitoes.
False.
You can see a biplane in the sky.
False.
You saw a group of skydivers high above the clouds.
False.
You are going to wash your windows.
False.
Your cat sprayed you with meat water.
False.
You would like to visit Hong Kong.
False.
You have seen a scorpion crawling in front of you.
False.
You were stung by a scorpion.
False.
You didn't expect Argentina could lose to Croatia in World Cup.
True.
You forgot to make some ice.
False.
You need to study.
False.
You have never chewed gum.
False.
You have never chewed fresh green tobacco leaves.
True.
You like lemon meringue pie. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemon_meringue_pie)
True.
You haven't eaten any grapes this month.
True.
You wish you had a bigger fan.
False.
You're listening to good music on your laptop speakers for some weird reason.
Semi-false. I was listening to good music with portable speakers hooked up to my laptop. :D
You think it would've been a big 'Booo!' for Messi & Argentina if the team were defeated by Nigeria and got eliminated from World Cup
True.
It's so hot your ice cream melts faster that you can eat it..
True.
You are taking cold showers instead of your usual warm showers to cool off.
False.
You had a bagel for breakfast.
False.
You like bagel with cream cheese.
False.
You drink soya milk.
False.
Your cat is sleeping near the fan.
False.
You showered this morning.
False.
You need an electrician to come and fix your cooker.
False.
Your cooker isn't working properly.
True.
You need to go and buy vegetables.
False.
You need to go and sleep.
False.
Your wife is watching World Cup 2018 on TV.
False.
You took a pig for a walk.
False :D
You fed a horse.
True. Not for years though.
You have a fear of crossing bridges.
False.
You crossed a bridge that almost collapsed.
False.
You like liquorice flavoured confectionery.
False.
A drunk neighbor unintentionally parked his car in front of your house.
False.
You can see a wasp nest from your window.
False.
You were crossing the street and almost got hit by a car.
False.
You are watching the Tour de France.
False.
You like to watch Tour de France.
True.
You are going for an eye test.
False.
You went to the grocery store but your favorite brand of coffee was sold out.
False.
You nearly bought a 50's jukebox.
False.
You competed in bicycle racing when you were younger.
False.
You need garlic.
False.
Your wife went to the grocery store and bought a basket of fruits.
True.
Your local river has run dry.
False. Mississippi River (about 10min walk from my house) is 3734km long and passes through 10 States, so I don't think it'll run dry :D
You went to the Supermarket but all ice-cream were sold out :eyes:
False.
You have been chopping wood.
False.
You once had a job cutting down trees in the forest.
False.
You keep Bees for an endless supply of honey.
False.
You wish you could play the guitar as good as David Gilmour.
True.
You wear a cycle helmet when out on your bicycle.
False.
A car passing by with loud music woke you up in the middle of the night.
False.
You're listening to Louis Armstrong's early recordings from the late '20s.
False.
You're cooking chicken.
False.
Your cat is lazy.
True. Especially in this heat.
You've watched sport on the TV all day.
False.
You wonder what the Russian govt. will do with all their expensive soccer stadiums now that the World Cup is over.
False. Could be wrong but I think most of them were club stadiums already.
You were once in a bar and it ran out of beer.
False.
You went to a restaurant and all the seats were occupied.
False.
You studied Latin.
False.
You wish you were a professional soccer player when you were younger playing in FIFA Cup.
True.
You like refried beans.
True.
You like your fried eggs with the yolk cooked over-easy & melted.
False. Sunny side up for me.
You wish your neighbour would get his car alarm fixed as you're sick of hearing it go off.
True.
You heard an owl late last night.
False.
You have never made popcorn.
False.
You don't think anyone should drink orange juice mixed with a raw egg because eating raw eggs can make a person sick.
True. It sounds like it would taste revolting anyway. :P
You bought a book forgetting that you had already read it.
False :D
You didn't get to drink your coffee because you were too busy with guests in your house.
True.
It's too hot to sleep.
False. It has been mild here for the last few days.
You went to the Supermarket early in the morning but the store wasn't open yet.
False.
You make fresh pasta at home.
False. I tried it like once, lol.
You're going to brush your teeth soon.
True. Before I go to bed.
Eating icecream late at night helps you to sleep.
False.
You have a hospital appointment.
False.
You're going to buy some ice-cream today.
False.
You want to sleep instead of work due to heat causing lack of sleep.
True.
Your garden needs rain.
False. Would be nice if I had a garden. :)
A neighbor knocked on your front door asking if he could borrow some coffee beans from your kitchen.
False.
You are making ice, lots of ice.
False :D I have one ice cube tray in the freezer but that's all I need :up:
Lately you've been eating a salad for lunch, which is more often than usual.
True. Not for lunch though, but for my evening meal yes indeed.
You can see an Eagle in the sky.
False.
You add sunflower nuts or cashew nuts on your salad.
False.
You can't decide which watch to wear.
False. Because I don't have a wrist watch.
An eagle was flying around and landed in your backyard.
False.
You've lost your friends new phone number.
False.
Your wife likes to eat fruits for breakfast.
True.
You know how to use a sewing machine.
False.
You're thinking about growing your own tomatoes.
False.
You take part in historical battle reenactments.
False.
You cycle to work.
False.
Your wife recently started a new hobby.
False.
You wish your town had a train station.
False. We have a pretty decent one around here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antwerpen-Centraal_railway_station It's probably the nicest I know. The Berlin Hauptbahnhof is interesting, for example, but less… catching.
You're tired.
False.
You wake up around 6 a.m. each morning.
True, generally between 6ish and 6:30ish.
You're going to wash the dishes.
False.
You woke up with a stiff neck.
False.
You ate fried eggs this morning.
False.
Your telephone has started to play random ringtones when someone phones you. ???
False.
You're somewhat hungry but no appetite to eat.
True.
Your house is haunted.
True-ish. It was a graveyard before the building apartments was built so the entire building is haunted :P
Your cat knocked over your coffee cup and made an apologetic meow.
False. He's knocked over my cup and given me a dirty look as if to say it was my fault. No apologetic meow at all.
You had to wear an eye patch and looked like a pirate. :pirate:
False.
You sprained your ankle and had to walk with a stick
False.
You went to a shooting range and shot yourself in the foot.
False :D
You had to boil your coffee beans the old fashion way for your :coffee: because your coffee machine broke.
False. I don't have a coffee machine. I'm old school, pot on the stove for me. :D
You should really tidy your cupboard.
True.
You don't feel it is necessary to organize and tidy up your computer table.
False. It's looking a bit cluttered. :whistle:
You were fitting a new door and cut it to the wrong length.
False.
You bought a new pair of shoes online but the shoes were too tight.
False. I've never bought shoes online.
Your blood pressure is too high.
False.
You recently got a haircut.
False.
You like to walk in a forest.
True.
You like to read a book.
True.
You saw a werewolf.
False. I rather witness a friendly ghost than a werewolf :eyes:
You own a magic ring that can make you invisible.
False.
You think you may have mice in your house.
False. I know for sure there are mice.
You have not read a book this year.
False.
You prefer to write letters rather than emails.
False.
Your wife likes to use Bluetooth on her cellphone.
True.
You wear cycling gloves when riding your bicycle
False. We'll see in winter? :P
You ride about 22 km every day.
False.
You have a box full of computer parts.
False.
You can hear crickets making noises in the bushes outside your house.
True.
You're eating cucumber.
False.
You had a meeting and it didn't go well.
False.
You're listening to Alice Cooper.
False. Good old Alice. :headbang:
You travelled on the Orient Express (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orient_Express)
False.
You've bought keycaps.
False.
You went shopping at the supermarket but you forgot your wallet.
False.
You lost your wallet in the supermarket.
False.
You ordered a cup of coffee at a restaurant but the coffee wasn't fresh and tasted stale.
False.
You were served cold coffee in a restaurant.
False.
Your wife's birthday is in August.
False.
You can't whistle.
False.
You wonder whether to watch a movie.
False.
You are making popcorn.
False.
You went out for a walk this morning.
False.
It's gray out.
True.
There are hedgehogs on your lawn.
False. I wish :)
You saw a 70 year old man jogging in your neighborhood.
False.
You hope to still be able to jog when you are 70.
False
I just hope to make it to 70
True.
You plan to live forever.
Tru...ish
Immortality can be a curse
True.
You have an identical twin.
False.
You can't receive packages right now.
Internet packages? False.
You have no vacation planned prior to Christmas and New Year.
True.
You have a Cuckoo clock in your house.
False.
You bought some books yesterday.
False.
You bought some music yesterday.
False.
You're watching a movie.
False.
You have lots to do tomorrow.
False.
You have CDs to listen to.
True.
You play chess.
False.
You're tired.
False.
It's very foggy.
False. Not anymore. ;)
You wonder whether to eat something or not.
False.
You make your own candles.
False. I'd prolly make a huge mess and hurt myself somehow. 😂
Given the chance, you'd live on a deserted island.
False. Like my home comforts far too much.
You don't like cooking.
False. It's fun!
You wonder if your spare drive broke.
True. There's a small stack somewhere I always think I need to check every time I see them.
You prefer a late night in to a late night out?
True 💯
You want to purchase an alpaca?
No... who said I did?
You like to drink coffee in the morning?
No....who said I did? 😋
You want to travel?
False, at least compared to a decade ago.
You want to read.
False. I've had enough to read today already.
You like hot chilli sauce.
True.
You can't find some piece of chat history.
False.
The shoes you want aren't available in your size.
False.
You're expecting a phone call.
False.
You didn't sleep very good last night.
False. Much better than I did the past two or three days.
You don't want to go out into the rain.
True. How'd you know it was raining? lol
You've found something you forgot you had recently.
False. Did find something I thought I'd lost months ago though.
You have used a Virtual reality headset.
False.
Your favorite tv show comes on tonight.
False.
You have a tropical fish tank.
False.
Your cat is weird about a bag outside.
False.
You climbed a tree to rescue a cat.
False.
All the cats are sleeping.
True.
You think it's going to snow.
False. It is supposed to but I doubt it amounts to much.
You just realized Monday is a holiday.
False.
You don't like coconuts.
True.
You wanna build a snowman.
False.
You cut down some trees and built a cabin.
False.
You need to learn more about the French subjunctive.
False.
You really should use the stairs more instead of the elevator.
False.
You like that they included a bookmark.
True I guess.
You prefer butter on your toast.
False.
You prefer soft-boiled eggs.
True.
You have been out shopping.
False. But we should probably go by the shops within the week to see if there are any good sales.
You like prunes.
False.
It's coffee time. :coffee:
False.
It's tea time. :D
False.
You have a train journey planned in the next few days.
False.
You're eating an apple.
False
You have lost your voice.
False.
You'll eat some eggs.
False.
You like neon lights.
True. It has a retro charm now.
Your cat is already asleep.
True. But when is he not. :P
You don't use a microwave oven for anything other than reheating food.
True.
You wonder what to do this afternoon.
False.
It's freezing outside.