Conversely, a Nutella "pizza" could work just fine. Meaning a flatbread with Nutella and some fresh fruit or something. I doubt I could be convinced to call it a pizza.
I don't think this one had any fruit on it, none was mentioned anyway. The only other ingredient I recall was a dusting of icing sugar.
The English breakfast kipper? Heck, it's a pretty decent idea. And much healthier too.
Stinks the house out though. Both my parents liked kippers for their breakfast. I couldn't get out of the house fast enough in the morning.