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Reply #251
Maybe you didn't know, but there are places where you are supposed to shit on the floor. This is me in the middle, still young and awesome, 20 yo.


I'm taking a dump in an area enclosed for the purpose. For males. A lady may walk in, a platoon of cleaners, or a painter. I don't give a damn. I just do my thing.

The point is, it's an area enclosed for the specific purpose. I do my thing and I am doing it in the appropriate place. Inasmuch as I don't give a damn, I could do it anywhere, but for the sake of other people, I pay attention to do it in the appopriate place. I don't impose my not-giving-a-damn on other people. It's basic decency. In return, I hope to earn the right to be left alone often enough and long enough so I can mind my own business.

LGBTQ(etc.) folks don't have this decency. They want to do things not meant for them or not meant for the occasion. They demand undue privileges while showing off how they don't care about other people. The never think in terms of balanced mutuality. They are demonstrative about their defiance of culture and morals. They don't care about other people's feelings or about the nature of reality or truth either.

Given all this, not only is it hypocritical and ridiculous of the LGBTQ folks to play offended when they are faced with objections, but due to their behaviour they actually deserve to be lessoned the hard way. They are directly asking for it. Not that I would be the one to give them the relevant lessons. I don't give everyone what they ask. There are other people for that.

Re: Today's Bad News

Reply #252
Maybe you didn't know, but there are places where you are supposed to shit on the floor. This is me in the middle, still young and awesome, 20 yo.
That's no floor. Squat toilets are normal enough a few hours south of me and imo in many ways to be preferred.[1] Sitting to poop is just unnatural. Of course a modern variety would look more like this:

That doesn't mean there's a communal aspect to them.

 

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Reply #254
Not even transgenders can intrude  ???
My point is rather that pooping in a natural position ("on the floor") is a fact completely independent of anything else. But no, not unless they bash in the door.

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Reply #255
The bad news are that we have a new forum.
A matter of attitude.

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Reply #256
But the good news is that we now know the proper way to poop :yes: Actually I read the same thing years ago, it's something about how the pooping positions align the colon.
“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Reply #257
But the good news is that we now know the proper way to poop :yes:
This is an important result of our conversation. We should not unquestioningly swallow the statements on the topic of transgender toilet rights by someone like Bruce Springsteen when he doesn't even know how to poop right.

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Reply #258
TIL ITT: I've been crapping wrong for decades.  :D

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Reply #259
Ooops, GOP cosponsor of anti-trans bathroom bill is a danger to ‘unsuspecting women’, probe finds
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(Attorney General) Slatery’s office is leading an investigation into multiple sexual harassment complaints against Durham. Although the investigation is not complete, Slatery said that the warning was necessary because of information learned during interviews with 34 different women.


What a shock. Durham was one of the key sponsors of Tennessee's bathroom bill, ostensibly to protect women, was the one sexually harassing women this whole time :rolleyes: It's unknown at this time if he did it in the restroom.
“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Reply #260
European citizens will have their bank accounts accesible to the Government in 93 countries.
A matter of attitude.


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Reply #262
Today's bad news for me is that my internet is going belly up for a whil3e.

We get our internet courtesy of the people upstairs here in Mallorca who are leaving tomorrow (moving back to the UK) and,of course will be turning off their landline.
 
So with no alternatives, it will just be furtive looking at the internet via a phone in internet-blessed cafes from now on. until mid June.

Will try to make the odd niss-spelt daft comment though
 
Such is life




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Reply #266
Who knows what Rj does in the privacy of his bedroom?

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Reply #267
Huh. The GOP is a nut job corner and wouldn't get to be anywhere else but where it fits in....

Just as well I have pictures in my bedroom of General Lee, Tsar Nicholas 2nd, John Knox, King William 3rd, me in a black gown,  and thus surf myself higher than you hoi-polloi mentality poor lot. Oh and two lovely females who sighed at thoughts of me. Not enough room for th rest of them. As for that person in the tartan get him to lift the thing to see what toilet to allocate him to.
"Quit you like men:be strong"

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Reply #268
Just as well I have pictures in my bedroom […]
You're a true and tried wanker, aren't ya! :)
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Reply #269
me in a black gown
Done up nice a pretty for a date with a handsome prince?
“What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal


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Reply #271
Today is 25 of April.
A matter of attitude.

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Reply #272
What's so bad about that?

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Reply #273
Or news? That day tends to come around this time of the year, quite predictably between the 24th and 26th.