Get a real doctor if you are an hypochondriac.
He's old. Old people's issues are real. Thus far I have not seen a doctor who could save people from old age...
Move to Chicago. Certain South-Side neighborhoods have gangs that come fully equipped to save you from all of your old-age problems--- by making sure you never live to get old.
I live in the Western 'Burbs, and so I've gotten old and begin to have the old age aches and pains. It's not a lot of fun to have arthritic knees and an aching back, but it beats moving to Englewood (a South-Side neighborhood of Chicago, for you out-of-towners).