You must be joking!
I've just returned from stepping out onto my front porch to smoke a cigarette… There was still a smattering of rain and the sky was overcast. With 50+ oz. of beer on board, I said aloud "What? It's still raining? It's not like we need it…" And, then, realizing that we do, said, "Well, okay: We do. But…"
Mother Nature seems to be a typical mother, always complaining that her kids never call. And her kids repeatedly responding that she never listens…
(I do this sort of thing when sober, too! So, unless you'd make it funny, don't go there.)
What I'd like to talk about is: How many of you create jokes? I mean, do you think of funny things to say on a regular basis — but, not being a professional, keep them -mostly- to yourself?
As the originator of the epithet "the kamikaze of the entertainment industry" for stand-up comics, I have a personal interest in your replies. Also, I fondly remember both Koestler's musings on the topic and Azimov's short story Jokester…
So: Have you "little" jokes you've made on the spur of the moment that you'd relate here?
Also keep in mind Robert Frost's gem:
“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”