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A: These

Q:  Who is the Man in the Moon?

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Reply #151 –
A: David Bowie is always falling places, so it must be him.

Q: Who is David Bowie?

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Reply #152 –
A: He was the inventor of the Bowie knife.

Q: What's the difference between Coca‑Cola and Pepsi?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #153 –
A: Pepsi contains an extract from coca leaves, cocaine, while Coca-Cola contains peptides.

Q: If humans are animals and a product hasn't been tested on animals, does that mean it hasn't been tested at all?

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Reply #154 –
A: The best person to answer that is a mouse

B: Given that 6 minus the first number I though of is negative, what is my number?

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Reply #155 –
A: 100. I've always thought that 76 was a rather negative number.

Q: What's the best video game ever made?

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Reply #156 –
A: Extreme tiddlywinks simulator. But it was feared that the general public would never understand it, so it was never released.

Q: If a hole suddenly appears in the middle of the road do the police look into it?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #157 –
A: No, because Sherlock will be the first to look into it.

Q: Why do people snore in their sleep?

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Reply #158 –
A: Because they should hold their nose while sleeping, like I do.

Q: Why don't people in Las Vegas know how to drive (seriously, some days I pass two accidents in about the 3 miles I'm on the I-15 freeway...x_x)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #159 –
A: Because Mr. Magoo was their driving instructor.

Q: Must ventriloquists put their hand up everything?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #160 –
A:Hands up everyone who thinks he answer is "yes"
Q:Is this a stupid enough question?

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Reply #161 –
A: If you have to ask then obviously not.

Q: Why are feet so ticklish?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #162 –
So we ticklish folk have an excuse when we kick people.  :P

Why don't snakes/worms have legs?

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Reply #163 –
They do.
How could you have missed them?

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Reply #164 –
A: Lack of visible footwear on the worms possibly confused Mandi for a second.

Q: What is it about the abominable snowman that makes him so abominable?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #165 –
His dirty mouth.  :o

Why is the organ that pumps blood throughout your body called a heart if it isn't in the shape of one?

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Reply #166 –
Because one of its legs are both the same.
Have you ever felt this way before?

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Reply #167 –
A: Of course not, no one has as it's an unknown and as yet unexplained feeling.

Q: Should vehicles only be permitted to make left turns?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Reply #168 –
A: Yes, because clearly the world should go in circles. :rolleyes:  :left:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?



Mod edit. Post fixed.
 

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** ...confused with Colonel Rebel's post **  ::)

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Reply #171 –
Quote from: Syav on
** ...confused with Colonel Rebel's post **

Colonel Rebel had somehow quoted the first post, fixed it for you all.
To get us back on track......
Quote from: Colonel Rebel on
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Well it was that or burrow a tunnel underneath the road and being a lazy chicken he took the easy option.


Q: Does a Pilot whale have to have a pilots licence?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #172 –
A: Of course, that's why their babies are known as pilot whales in training.

Q: Is our planet shaped more like a pizza or a hamburger?

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Reply #173 –
A: Well it's obviously not a hamburger as we would never find a bun big enough to put it on.

Q: Are two wheels better than one?
The start and end to every story is the same. But what comes in between you have yourself to blame.

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Reply #174 –
* Apologies for the confusion; I had gotten all of 5 hours of sleep in a 48 hour period. *

A: Of course; is this Ringling Bros. Circus or something?
Q: Why does Italy resemble a boot?