Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #350 – 2014-04-30, 20:31:11 A: Naturally, but only the finest legs are used.Q: What does a thermometer measure?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #351 – 2014-05-01, 11:36:21 A: The internal measurements of a thermos flask.Q: Which species are permitted to join the rat race?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #352 – 2014-05-01, 14:29:45 A; Specious species.Q: Why do boats ship water?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #353 – 2014-05-02, 18:41:21 A: Because there's always someone rocking the boat.Q: What is the best way to peel an onion?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #354 – 2014-05-03, 05:06:04 A: Peel it really close to your face, because the art of peeling onions is to get your eyes watery.Q: Do seagulls get seasick?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #355 – 2014-05-03, 07:02:38 A: No but they get airsickQ: Why do soldiers walk funny?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #356 – 2014-05-03, 10:38:13 A: They have to wear tight kneesocks.Q: Why did my stupid light break, including the stupid socket?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #357 – 2014-05-03, 11:14:40 A: Sabotage! I would look out for any suspicious characters in your neighbourhood, if I were you.Q: Why do you raise your arms if you surrender?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #358 – 2014-05-03, 11:37:05 A: Armpit Display signifies friendly intentions.Q: Why do women like flowers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #359 – 2014-05-03, 11:59:56 A: They're reminiscent of armpits.Q: What needs alignment the most?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #360 – 2014-05-03, 14:24:50 A: My neighbours garden fence.Q: In which pocket should a pocket watch be kept?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #361 – 2014-05-03, 16:38:51 A: In a pocket watch pocket. Q: How sweet is sweet almond oil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #362 – 2014-05-03, 18:46:22 A: Exactly the same sweetness as the last time you asked. Q: How long is a fishing line?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #363 – 2014-05-03, 19:03:27 Quote from: Luxor on 2014-05-03, 18:46:22A: Exactly the same sweetness as the last time you asked.Oh snap! I have this bottle sitting around on my desk… A: The length of one fish.Q: Who's at home in the city?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #364 – 2014-05-03, 19:18:53 A: Oh Rats!Q: Why is the doughnut not shaped like a nut?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #365 – 2014-05-05, 13:40:09 A: Because there's no nut shaped like a doughnut.Q: Why is sea water salty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #366 – 2014-05-05, 14:40:51 A: To pickle all the fish.Q: Why aren't red pens green?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #367 – 2014-05-05, 18:07:53 A: Because they're ajar.Q: Where were you when the lights went out?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #368 – 2014-05-06, 03:12:52 A: Sitting in front of my computer waiting for the lights to come back on.Q: Why do newly recruited marines have to shave their head?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #369 – 2014-05-07, 11:20:55 A: Because they will be far too busy training, to have the time for haircare. So it's the best solution.Q: Why do sporting winners get a gold medal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #370 – 2014-05-13, 10:39:29 A: It's actually an Old medal, the "g" is silent.Q: When will suits of armour become fashionable again?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #371 – 2014-05-13, 10:47:20 A: When the gunpowder runs out.Q: Apart from keeping you dry in the rain. is there any other use for an umbrella?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #372 – 2014-05-14, 15:51:00 A: it's a wind gauge.Q: What is the best way to cook ants?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #373 – 2014-05-14, 16:28:07 A: Deep fried and then dipped in chocolate. Mmmm! Q: Why does sound echo?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #374 – 2014-05-14, 16:56:13 A: It doesn't, it only sounds like it.Q: it's there anything positive to say about electricity?
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