Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #300 – 2014-04-04, 19:02:58 A: That depends on whether the error is errorer than the earlier errorQ: How many fairies can dance on a pin?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #301 – 2014-04-04, 19:14:00 A: I reckon no more than one. After seeing the impaled body of the first, the rest won't want to.Q: How sweet is sweet almond oil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #302 – 2014-04-05, 11:35:54 A: As sweet as the lips of the woman of your dreams.Q: Why does mother know best?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #303 – 2014-04-06, 00:54:16 A: Because dad spends too much time watching sports on tv.Q: Is planet Mars older than the Earth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #304 – 2014-04-06, 19:23:54 A: Yes but you're not allowed to say so as that's ageist.Q: Why are some people scared of spiders?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #305 – 2014-04-06, 19:40:47 A:Q:Is more than four legs too many?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #306 – 2014-04-07, 12:21:06 A: Not if you're a Centipede.Q: Can Turtles jump?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #307 – 2014-04-07, 14:38:20 A: Only if they're Ninja TurtlesQ: Why do our eyes blink every few seconds?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #308 – 2014-04-07, 15:49:04 A: To get a bit of shut-eye.Q: Why does the blackbird in my garden have some white feathers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #309 – 2014-04-07, 17:05:13 A: They turned white after one of the neighbourhood cats gave it a fright.Q: When does a puddle become a pond?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #310 – 2014-04-07, 17:21:27 A: When it reaches your knees.B: You have heard of Brownian Motion, what is Polkadotian Motion?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #312 – 2014-04-08, 11:29:21 A: and B: ? I'll have a pint of what you guys are on. A: I'm sorry but you need administrator privileges to know that answer.Q: Do bullets travel faster if you fire them downhill?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #313 – 2014-04-08, 19:34:23 A: Slower, actually, because bullets are afraid of heights.Z: How can you tell if you're on fire?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #314 – 2014-04-09, 12:52:45 Quote from: Frenzie on 2014-04-08, 20:34:23Z A: You can smell fried bacon, but you're not cooking any.Q: Who killed the last Dodo?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #315 – 2014-04-09, 21:46:38 A: Dada's Mama.Q: Why do we call Praha Prague?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #316 – 2014-04-12, 17:11:08 A: The first person to Praha Prague ha a coughand it was infectious.Q: Why do Football games last for 90 minutes? Last Edit: 2014-04-12, 18:15:52 by string
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #317 – 2014-04-12, 17:26:48 A: They're actually only one hour, but 30 minutes of it is ads.Q: Who's Chrome?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #318 – 2014-04-12, 18:15:29 A: Old-model American Cyborgs.Q: Which wand is best?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #319 – 2014-04-13, 13:00:29 A: The one that belonged to Merlin, as it's the only one not made of plastic.Q: Who put the hole in the ozone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #320 – 2014-04-13, 19:03:04 A: Well the answer is right there in the question, just add the word "Doctor" to the beginning.Q: Which is better, Tea or Coffee, and why?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #321 – 2014-04-14, 13:09:10 A: Coffee, because I make a lousy cup of tea.Q: Why does toffee stick to your teeth?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #322 – 2014-04-16, 04:11:59 A: Because it won't stick on your lips.Q: Why do teachers in school have to wear black shoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #323 – 2014-04-23, 12:58:32 A: To match the black-board.Q: Why are wheels round?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Reply #324 – 2014-04-23, 13:46:20 A: So they can fit inside tyres.Q: Why do dentists ask you a question when they have your mouth full of implements?
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